CHAPTER XXXIII
In the end, the idea of wanting a son overwhelmed everything, Zhang Donkey turned around and caught up with the White Rabbit, took out all the money that Widow Xue gave to buy beans, and begged the White Rabbit for guidance.
The white rabbit did not ask for Zhang Donkey's money, but only told Zhang Donkey: When he is happy with the noble son, he will set up a tablet for himself, and he will be offered incense on the fifteenth day of the new year.
The white rabbit pretended to be for a long time before saying that Zhang Donkey was destined to marry two wives and concubines in order to have a child. When Zhang Donkey heard this, he immediately shook his head like a rattle: The Taoist chief laughed, I am poor and white, and I can't support a wife, how can I still support two?
The white rabbit didn't talk nonsense anymore, only took out an inch of naked mud doll and handed it to Zhang Donkey, saying: Whoever this mud doll runs into his arms, your son will fall on whom, if you want a son, just weigh it and see, if you don't want it, listen to it. After speaking, he pinched an invisible decision and disappeared in an instant.
Zhang Donkey was suddenly stupid, and it took a long time to kneel on the ground with a pop, and even called the gods, and then respectfully kowtowed three times, holding the mud doll and going cautiously.
The white rabbit hid his figure and followed behind Zhang Donkey, watching Zhang Donkey reverently walking through the streets and alleys with a mud doll in his hand, occasionally touching a handful of mud dolls and smirking for a long time, until the sun went down and returned to the tofu workshop in despair.
Widow Xue has been waiting in the tofu shop for a long time, and when she saw Zhang Donkey coming back, she grabbed the grinding roller and split her head and covered her face: You slave, tell you to buy beans, and you buy them for me in your mother-in-law's belly? What about beans?
Zhang Donkey protected the mud doll for a long time, and was worried for fear that Widow Xue would accidentally smash the doll, but saw that the doll's body suddenly flashed with white light, and then as if it was alive, it kicked and jumped forward with two legs, and jumped on Widow Xue's stomach, and then disappeared.
Zhang Donkey stayed there for a moment, forgetting to even hide, and was stunned and slapped Widow Xue several times.
The next day, Widow Xue got up early in the morning, rectified a table of wine and food, and said that it was to compensate Zhang Donkey, and she kept pouring wine for Zhang Donkey during the banquet, saying that she was in a hurry yesterday, and asked Zhang Donkey not to blame. The donkey only stared at Widow Xue's stomach with good eyes, and the wine was only poured into her mouth like water, but she didn't taste anything at all, so one had the intention to hook up, and the other half-pushed and half-pushed, and achieved good things with the strength of wine at the moment.
When Zhang Donkey came to his senses, Widow Xue cried as if she was killing a pig, and ran around the yard with Zhang Donkey on her knees, until Zhang Donkey knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, and then threw a stick into Zhang Donkey's arms and cried like a twisted candy, only shouting that Zhang Donkey would pay for her innocence.
Zhang Donkey said all the good things before coaxing Widow Xue not to cry, and began to regret it in her heart, so she secretly went to her daughter's house, and told her daughter that she wanted to quit the guy here and go home to take over the stubble and farm, but the daughter didn't know, so she blindly persuaded her father why go back to do the business that didn't make money, Zhang Donkey thought for a long time, gritted his teeth and went back to the tofu factory, and simply worked in the tofu factory with peace of mind, just waiting to see if Widow Xue's belly moved.
Half a month later, Widow Xue kicked open the door of Donkey Zhang's house with a grinding roller, shouting that she had a body, and asked Donkey Zhang to pay for her abortion.
Here Zhang Donkey's heart suddenly blossomed, and he hurriedly told Widow Xue to leave her own blood and bones, Widow Xue did not follow, Zhang Donkey swore to the heavens, and he would definitely marry Widow Xue Ming Media to marry her home, then Widow Xue gave up, and then began to rely on her body to instruct Zhang Donkey, and turn around the group of Zhang Donkey, gradually, the neighbors saw that something was wrong, so the rumors gradually spread to the ears of Zhang Donkey's daughter who lived in the same town.
Zhang Donkey's daughter rushed to the tofu workshop when she heard this, and met her father beating Widow Xue's leg and pinching her back, and Widow Xue was lying on the recliner under the eaves with a pouting belly, and her black and chubby waist was only wrapped in a lake-green belly pocket, which was extremely fragrant.
Zhang Donkey's daughter has also been born, seeing that the waist of the Xue widow is four or five months old, she suddenly panicked, and hurriedly asked people to bring a letter to invite her mother to come over, Zhang Donkey's daughter-in-law Zhang Li received the news and thought that her daughter missed her mother, so she packed up her things and came to Liuxian Town happily, and when she saw her daughter, she knew the ins and outs of the matter, and immediately pouted angrily.
Zhang Li, who came to his senses, couldn't care about anything, so he only broke into Widow Xue's tofu shop with all his strength, and dragged Zhang Donkey to Zhang Donkey's home, but was slapped by Widow Xue and slapped out of the door.
During this period, Zhang Donkey only shrank behind the door, holding his head without saying a word, letting Widow Xue and Zhang Li get together, and in the end, it was Widow Xue who had a big stomach and was pressed to the ground by Zhang Li, and Zhang Donkey ran out to rescue Widow Xue in a hurry.
Because Widow Xue is alone, there are no in-laws in this town, and the husband's house in front of her is far away, and there is no one to restrain her, so although the people in this town know that Widow Xue and Zhang Donkey are unmatched, they are just pointing behind the backs of the two of them.
That Zhang Li has never been able to give birth to a son for Zhang Donkey in his life, and now when he encounters such a situation, her maiden brothers are angry and staring, but they have nothing to do with that donkey. And Zhang Donkey's relatives are even more noncommittal about this - anyway, no matter whether Widow Xue is pregnant with a man or a woman, it is imported by the old Zhang family, which is a good thing!
So, in the end, Zhang Li could only compromise, pinching his nose and letting Zhang Donkey marry Widow Xue.
It is said that now Widow Xue is already optimistic about her life, just waiting for the beautiful scenery to marry into the gate of the Zhang family.
"Have you never seen the appearance of Widow Xue, she is really fat and ugly, and now she is still pregnant with a belly, and I don't know if I can stuff my body into the wedding dress!"
After Hongmian finished speaking, he picked up a dough bean and threw it into his mouth, chewed it twice, and said: "This Linjiang Immortal's refreshment is becoming more and more unpalatable, and this dough is hard enough to knock out your teeth." ”
"These things are just put on the table for fun, and they can't be eaten!" Feng Jiu raised his eyes and looked at it, and said softly: "Girl, you might as well wait, my little maid is probably about to arrive, I asked him to go to Yecheng to buy Ma Xuan's dim sum, if nothing else, there will be another stick of incense to be delivered." ”
I silently put the beans in my hand back on the plate, and suddenly felt hot on my face.
In Feng Jiu's eyes, this is something that can't be eaten?
This thing, salty, salty, and chewy, I've eaten so much!
I wonder if he will look down on me?
I looked downstairs with an awkward face, and saw a woman carrying a basket through the doorway - wearing an unseasonal water-red satin collared dress, loosely tied at the placket, revealing a gray-blue kudzu dress that had been washed and discolored, I don't know if she was wearing too much hot and ruthless, and her black and white hair looked wet, tightly pressed on her sweaty face, and looked very embarrassed.