"The man who sets the horse, you are mighty and majestic......"

Wu Ming was awakened by the sudden ringing of his mobile phone, and in a daze, he reached out all over the world to catch his mobile phone, and the frenzied ringtone kept repeating endlessly, his previous ringtone was too patriotic, and Bai Xiayuan, who was annoyed and angry, helped him change it.

Bai Xiayuan stretched out his foot and kicked Wu Ming, and said angrily: "What are you looking for?" ”

"Mobile phone ......" The sleepy-eyed Wu Ming was still digging around, and found Bai Xiayuan beside him staring at him with burning eyes, and said, "What are you looking at?" ”

Bai Xiayuan said indignantly: "I'm looking at how you take out your phone from my pajamas." ”

"Huh?" Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, and found that his hand had gotten into the collar of Bai Xiayuan's pajamas at some point, he hurriedly withdrew his hand and said with a dry smile: "I'm sorry, I heard the man who pulled the horse, and I had a reflex." ”

"Humph!" Bai Xiayuan pulled the quilt, turned around and continued to sleep.

Wu Ming finally found a mobile phone under the pillow that seemed to glow with a second spring, and after connecting it, he said lazily: "Who?" ”

"Me."

"Yellow-haired duck? Where are you? ”

"I'm ...... at the airport"

Wu Ming interrupted: "Don't you know where my home is? What to call early in the morning. ”

Aquila said slowly: "I haven't finished speaking, I'm at the airport police station, and I lost my ID wallet." ”

"And then?"

"If I can't get my documents back and go through immigration procedures, I will be deported."

"You can really find something, wait, I'll go over."

Hanging up the phone, Wu Ming sighed helplessly, an internationally wanted criminal, the famous king of killers, can actually stay in the police station with the old god there, it is worthy of a neurosis, and the nerves are indeed thick lines.

I wonder if he brought someone from the Eagle Group over? A group of killers sitting in the police station drinking coffee must be spectacular, right?

After thinking for a while, Wu Ming lifted the quilt to find his underwear, and found that he was pressed under Bai Xiayuan's body, he pulled it and didn't come out, then patted the woman's huge buttocks and shouted, "Woman, you pressed my clothes." ”

Bai Xiayuan ripped off his clothes and continued to sleep, Wu Ming looked at her hunched buttocks, and secretly admired, this woman's ass is indeed big, fortunately she is tall, otherwise it will be disproportionate, if such a ass grows on Tang Yuyan's body, the upper and lower proportions must be like a bowling pin.

Because of the hunched waist, Bai Xiayuan exposed a section of the groin, Wu Ming felt that it was not very elegant, and originally wanted to help her pull her pants, but after touching the pajama pants with her hand, she pulled it down, and the beautiful daisies instantly came into view, the gentleman in the flowers, the elegant and subtle, shy and timid little daisies, so attractive, so beautiful.

This chrysanthemum should only be in the sky, and it is rare to see it in the world.

It's really convincing, the pants are all chrysanthemum patterns, Wu Ming shook his head secretly, chrysanthemums symbolize the royal family in the East, which means holy and noble, this woman loves chrysanthemums and is obsessed with some reasons, if she knows what chrysanthemums represent in the hearts of some people in China, I don't know how to feel?

Wu Ming got dressed, whistled and walked into the bathroom to wash, Bai Xiayuan, who had been pretending to be asleep, pulled up his pajama pants, there was a little resentment in his eyes, he was not sure whether he was pregnant or not, but Wu Ming had already regarded himself as a pregnant woman, and they were now in the same bed with their eyes closed and their legs stretched, not even hugging love, let alone hugging love.

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Not long after, Wu Ming rushed to the airport police station, and after seeing Tianying, he realized that things were much more troublesome than he imagined.

If he can't catch the thief and can't get back his passport and other documents, Tianying will be repatriated within twenty-four hours, and the matter is beyond the scope of Wu Ming's ability to solve, no matter whether he takes the head of the item or the head of the head of the item guarantee, it will not help.

Wu Ming made a few phone calls, and the reply he got was that there was no way, if Tianying lost his documents after going through the entry procedures, the problem was relatively easy to solve, and the problem was that he had not completed the entry procedures now, and he was not even qualified to stay.

In the lounge provided by the airport police station, two men are lying on the sofa watching TV, and they are waiting for good news from the airport police, such as the thief's conscience has been discovered, and he voluntarily surrendered himself and returned the Aquila's documents.

Of course, waiting for good news is just a pretext for the police, and the two men know better than anyone else that the police are contacting to handle the repatriation procedures, which will take a certain amount of time, in fact, waiting for good news is waiting for repatriation.

Wu Ming lay on the sofa and looked around a few times, and said in Arabic: "I'm a little curious, how can you let people drop their bags under their noses without knowing?" ”

Aquila showed a hint of a smiling expression and said, "I seem to have seen a familiar woman at the airport. ”

"Who?"

"Gabriel."

"Are you sure?" Wu Ming bounced up from the sofa and exclaimed, "Are you really sure it's her, are you right?" ”

Aquila's eyes became a little complicated, and he said faintly: "I can't be sure, she should be almost forty years old now, but the woman I saw seems to be the same Gabriel ten years ago, and she hasn't changed at all." ”

Wu Ming was silent, women can't forget the first man, and in turn, how can a man forget the first woman, the first time he ate the forbidden fruit, this will always be an unforgettable and unforgettable memory.

The memories of women are pain, and the memories of men are holes, one is the understanding of pain, the other is the understanding of holes, this is life, this is growth, this is a process that we must go through.

Most of the first time of women is given to the man they like, and the first time of the man is relatively complicated, some are given to the hand, some are given to the girlfriend, some are given to the woman who collects the money, some are given to the sister-in-law of the next door, of course, some are given to the eldest brother of the next door.

Gabriel, the instructor in charge of psychological counseling and cultural knowledge, Wu Ming met her for the first time when she was six years old, she was only sixteen or seventeen years old at the time, almost all of Wu Ming's first intimate contact with the opposite sex was related to her, the first real sight of a woman's body, the first time to kiss, the first time to love, the first time to get a woman's first ......

After being silent for a long time, Wu Ming sighed and said with a wry smile: "If it's really her, what is she here for?" ”

Sky Eagle glanced at Wu Ming with a little jealousy, and said, "It's definitely not here to travel." ”

Wu Ming snorted proudly, and said in Mandarin instead: "One night husband and wife, Bairien, she can't be here to kill me, right?" ”

"You still have one more sentence...... "Tianying replied in a more blunt Chinese: "As long as the kung fu is deep, the husband and wife will be happy for a hundred days in one night." ”

"As long as the kung fu is deep, a husband and wife will be 100 days a night?" Wu Ming repeated, and after savoring it, he pouted and said, "Can you a foreigner understand such profound words?" ”

"What?"

Wu Ming shrugged noncommittally, didn't continue to entangle, and instead asked, "Is she alone?" ”

Tianyan told the truth: "I only saw her alone, and it was because I saw her distracted that someone else changed her satchel." ”

"What's the use of her coming?" Wu Ming touched his nose and muttered, "She doesn't pose a threat to me. ”

"Who says she's not a threat to you?" Sky Eagle snorted coldly and said disdainfully, "I think she is the biggest threat to you." ”

"You seem to be a little out of sorts? I feel like you're talking with a gun and a stick? ”

"Is there one?"

"You're not still jealous of me, are you?" Wu Ming looked at Sky Eagle, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Just because I slept with Gabriel and your first love goddess?" ”

A flash of shame and anger flashed in Aquila's eyes, and he said coldly, "You are the meanest, most shameless, and dirtiest sewer rat I have ever seen. ”

After Wu Ming covered his mouth and snickered for a while, his face turned pale and asked, "By the way, why are you here alone?" Didn't you bring the people of the Eagle Group? ”

"I only brought a few people, and they would be two days late."

The people of the Eagle Group are here, but the Sky Eagle is facing repatriation, and they will come to China again after completing the documents, God knows that they will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey? It seems that after going back, he can only let the Sky Eagle smuggle in, Wu Ming thought helplessly.

The two sat in the lounge and waited for the good news from the police, waiting for more than two hours, but they didn't expect to wait for an unexpected surprise, the Skyhawk's lost satchel was picked up in the bathroom and handed over to the airport service desk.

After taking back the satchel, Sky Eagle counted it, and found that the cash, mobile phone and other belongings in the bag were all gone, but all the documents were there, his identity was immediately verified, and his passport and visa were all fine, and soon, he completed the entry procedures.

"There is no way out, and it is ...... to put on pants" After everything was done, Wu Ming pointed to the airport Western restaurant in high spirits, and said happily: "Let's go!" Let's eat. ”

"Did their steak come from Europe by air?"

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "I only know that the flight attendants from various countries who eat in the restaurant are airlifted over." ”

"Is it fresh?"

"Huh?" Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, and said jokingly: "Are you asking about steak or stewardess?" I don't know about the steak, the stewardess should be quite fresh. ”

Skyhawk nodded and said, "You can give it a try." ”

"Try what? Stewardess or steak? ”

The two talked and laughed, one after the other walked into the western restaurant, Tianying dragged the suitcase and walked behind, when entering the door, the suitcase accidentally touched a middle-aged man who went out, he gentlemanly apologized: "I'm sorry......"

"Excuse me?" The middle-aged man with a gold dog chain around his neck and several large gold rings on his hands stuck in his waist and said angrily: "Can't you see it, the little white face of the foreign devil can still speak Chinese?" Do you know how much the clothes on Lao Tzu's body cost? ”

Wu Ming turned his head, looked at the middle-aged man coldly, and said, "What do you want?" ”

The middle-aged man pulled his pants and said unashamedly: "Lao Tzu's pants cost 8,000 yuan a piece, and I let you shave them, shouldn't you pay for them?" ”

"Eight thousand, really?" Wu Ming took a stack of banknotes with notes tied to them from his bag, shook them and stuffed them into the middle-aged man's hand, and said, "This is 10,000." ”

"Boy, it's pretty good."

"Since you lost money, your pants are mine......" Wu Ming reached out and grabbed the middle-aged man's pants like lightning, and tore them down hard, instantly tearing a pair of trousers, revealing the pants inside.

"You...... You kid are waiting for ......" The middle-aged man ran out of the door embarrassed and embarrassed, "I won't let you go, walking." ”

The two men found a place to sit down nonchalantly, not taking the middle-aged man's bluff afterthought seriously at all, in the dim corner of the restaurant, a glamorous blonde stunner looked at them in surprise and surprise, her delicate red lips rose slightly, a farewell for ten years, don't come unharmed? My little white, my man.