001 Martial arts genius Fu Ruosa
Wakasa felt like a genius.
What genius?
A martial arts genius, of course!
Her talent is extraordinary, and she has to start from the candle night of her mother and father's cave room. Wakasa felt that that time was the most glorious moment of her martial arts life, and nothing could surpass it so far.
Her mother was not less guilty when she was pregnant with her, and the old man of her family said that she had been practicing grappling hands and shadowless feet every day since she was in her mother's womb, and tossed her mother to death, and took three bites on her father's shoulder, and the bite marks have not disappeared to this day!
At the age of three, he can go up the tree to dig out the bird's nest, and the little three children of the monk family have never lost in grabbing candy!
At the age of six, she learned to fight wild dogs with a stick and a hero, and the hero saved the 3,000 gold of the university scholar's family, so that people still secretly promised her that she would not marry if she was not a king!
At the age of nine, he went to the Northwest Frontier with his father, became famous in the first battle, and became the number one little bully in the entire Northwest Frontier.
At the age of ten, he singled out Wu Zhuangyuan, peeled off the silk and cocooned with one move, and stripped people to the point that only one underwear was left.
At the age of thirteen, he shot a rare white fox in the royal paddock hunting competition, and then gave it to Princess Yunlu as a scarf.
At the age of fifteen, he had perfected his light skills, and he sneaked into the spring breeze in the middle of the night, stole the hairpin of the most popular top girl, and took it to show off to the gentlemen; or escape into the emperor's ** to find Concubine De's bedroom, and give Princess Yunlu the most beautiful peach blossom; Or if someone embarrassed her son in the court, she went to shave the hair on his grandson's head that night.
These things can be described as a lot of treasures, but my cousin doesn't let her show off everywhere.
What? You ask her how she is willing to listen to her cousin?? It's a bit of a long story, and Wakasa can't help but feel sad every time he thinks about it now.
According to her mother, her virtue of being beautiful and beautiful was revealed earlier than her talent for martial arts.
On the 100-day weekly ceremony, the famous families sent a lot of treasures, her family has been fighting for many years, and the treasures are even more or less, even the aunt who is a mother in the palace specially sent a rare blood jade, the same on the table for her to choose, the number is so much that people are dizzy, many are rare treasures that have never been seen by high-ranking officials and nobles - General Fu's mansion never hides his own wealth!
As a result, left and right, etc., her little milk doll, crawled in a pile of treasures that could make her eat, drink and have fun for a lifetime, and finally crawled straight to the prime minister's son who was guarding the table, and in the stunned eyes of everyone, she hugged her little cousin and took a bite crisply!
Her old man was amused on the spot, and called the tiger father no dog!
Everyone who came to visit laughed, but her old man turned black on the spot when he heard this, and hurriedly looked at her mother uneasily, eager to pick her up and slap her ass twice. She was proud, hugging her beautiful cousin and not letting go!
Oh yes! This warm embrace feels very good, very good.
Completely ignoring whether the four-year-old little cousin can hold her, with a handsome little face, I don't know what to do.
That's how she and her cousin came about.
The cousin's name is Lu Xiuhan, and he is the eldest son of the prime minister's family, and his cousin's mother is the cousin of his own mother. She always felt that her mother was the best-looking beauty in the world, until she met her little cousin!
Thinking about it this way, the emperor's uncle is actually not easy, even if he can't walk around in the palace, it is said everywhere that he has three thousand beauties, night and night. Phew--In fact, there are only about a hundred women, and there are only about 30 people who have actually slept on a pillow, and there are only about a dozen good-looking people among the 30-odd people. The true beauties were all married by his courtiers who could run around the world, such as her mother and her cousin's mother. Another example is the white peony of the spring breeze! Gee! The long legs and snow-white breasts are full of style.
Ahem, it's far away, in short, her cousin's mother is a big beauty, and her cousin is a big beauty!
Her cousin has been with her for so many years, and he never seems to have given up the idea of transforming her into a lady.
She went up to the tree to dig out the bird's nest, and her cousin stood under the tree and read the Tao Te Ching to her.
She snatched the candy compote from the little nerd of the Shang Shu's family, and he followed her to recite the words.
She tiaoxi a beautiful girl, and as soon as she got home, he forced her to copy the Book of Songs.
Don't copy? Kiss her if you copy it!! Of course copy! It's okay to copy it ten times!!
It's just that her beautiful cousin doesn't seem to realize this punishment method yet, which will only make her more and more unable to control the psychology of wanting to commit a crime!
Hehe, let's not tell him just yet.
Of course, when it comes to being sexually beautiful and beautiful, there are times when she gets into trouble, and even her almighty little cousin can't settle it-
When she was six years old, the Queen Mother celebrated her 60th birthday, and General Fu brought his family into the palace to pay respects. In addition to the excitement, several little dolls of the same age got together to play peek-a-boo, and in the middle of a group of milk dolls who walked a little upside down, Wakasa was reluctant to participate because of his "high martial arts". But in the middle of a pile of milk dolls with snot and hala, I glanced at it and fell in love with a fairy-looking female doll!
Ruosa will not have many words, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally came awkwardly to talk to the fairy doll: "What, you are so good-looking, as good-looking as my mother!" What's your name?"
Wakasa felt that that was already the greatest compliment to a person!
I didn't know that when the fairy doll heard it that day, her little face darkened on the spot, her eyes glanced at her, and she glared at her fiercely, but her ruddy and beautiful little mouth spit out extremely disgusted words: "Presumptuous, get out!" ”
Wakasa blinks, and his forehead voice is very good! But how can it be a male voice!!
Looking at the fairy doll in front of him with an unbelievable face, it was actually a stinky male doll! Wakasa said that he relied on the excellent face inherited from his mother, and he accosted him everywhere, attracting bees and butterflies or something, and it was the first time he touched such a big nail.
The milk dolls of the various families around him scattered and found a place to hide, and the son of Imperial Doctor Xu came to arrest them. The little fairy scoffed at this childish game, and held his little head high, intending to leave nobly and coldly. Wakasa didn't give up, except for the little cousin, she hadn't seen such a beautiful person for a long time, maybe he was just a little shy and a little scared??!
Yes! I see!
Wakasa, who figured it out, said that he was very happy to help the beauty, and stepped forward to hug the beauty's small waist and hugged the beauty, although it was a little unstable, but it was okay, she would work lightly!
Xiao Tianxian's face had turned from black to white, biting his lower lip tightly, and his face turned from anger to horror. Wakasa smiled, watching her heroically take the beauty to fly in the sky! Ale?! Why is your foot so slippery??
After that, I could only hear a plop, and there was a piercing cold and pain in my body, and I didn't feel anything after that.
* In the winter of the twenty-third year of Mingzong, the prince and the emperor's children and children were playing in the imperial garden, accidentally fell into the water, fell into the cold, and recuperated in the deep palace for three years and were not allowed to leave the house.