There is a great master who wrote a classic nonsense: one is a date tree, and the other is also a date tree.

is not blaspheming this giant, but when describing Shuai Lang's life, he wants to copy the format of this classic nonsense, such as: Shuai Lang was single last year and is also single this year; Another example: Shuai Lang was unemployed last week and is also unemployed this week; For example: the boxed lunch I ate at noon yesterday and the boxed lunch I ate at noon today...... There are a lot of statements like this, not necessarily this nonsense, but life is a repetition of this kind of nonsense, and it is all lackluster. This seems to be a circumstantial proof from one side of why "powerful" can become a popular word, and the reason is also obvious, the reality is too powerless, and life is boring.

In fact, Shuai Lang's life was not like this, if he went back three years, five years or even longer, his life would not be so boring...... If we could use the assumptions to redesign our lives in the past, we might not be what we are today.........

At the earliest, I remember that my parents divorced when I was in junior high school, if my parents hadn't divorced that year, if my father hadn't been a railway policeman and had a rare home, maybe I wouldn't have become what I am now. However, there were many boarding students like him in junior high school, and it seems that it doesn't make sense to blame him for his lack of interest later, so it's okay not to mention it.

If it was ten years ago, that is, the year he graduated from junior high school, if he had been admitted to a key high school or something, maybe his life would have changed, but the reality is that he is really lacking in talent, and he barely went to a suburban seventeenth middle school.

If you study hard and go up every day, you can take a decent exam or a popular major, but it's a backfire, the suburbs are close to the west of the railway, and most of the school, including Shuai Lang, are railway children, and these railway children are more wild than the guerrillas who climb the wagons and eat the railway. If it weren't for the fact that his father, who was a police officer, sent him back to his hometown in Xinyang for a year of tutoring, and paid tens of thousands of extra yuan in tuition every year to go to the three books of CUHK's expanded enrollment, maybe the education level column in this life would have ended in high school.

The memories left by my youth are very simple, either I fought with someone or I went home and was beaten by my father, and life was definitely not as boring as it is now.

From the suburbs to the city, from middle school to university, life has opened a new page for this once troubled teenager, if you work hard when you go to college, you will not delay, although this school is not much, but there is no shortage of public entrance examinations to take the TOEFL abroad, but the facts once again prove that "Taishan is easy to move, the surname is difficult to change" The old saying, the university was born for a year, and the next year there was a group beating incident that shocked the whole school, the cause was a quarrel between students in the cafeteria, and a man in the physical education department detained a man in the Chinese department. It is said that the two of them chased a girl at the same time, and there was an old grudge. A certain man in the Chinese Department but took a group of talents in the same room to the dormitory to reason, and the talent met the sports seedlings that turned out to be no different from the Xiucai meeting the soldiers, the group of Chinese Department was directly dragged out by the five big and three thick brothers of the Physical Education Department, and later according to legend, the handsome Lang who was watching at that time stepped forward to dissuade a few words, because the secretarial major also belonged to the Chinese Department at that time, so he said a few words for the brothers of the same department, and he couldn't be so insulting, right? It's okay not to persuade it, the simple-minded people in the Department of Physical Education only recognize their strength, they didn't put this little man in their eyes at all, and they slapped him when he spoke, Shuai Lang is also outstanding among the inferior students, how can he be insulted by this, and he did it directly with people, but there is no suspense, and like many brave and outnumbered buddies, Shuai Lang was beaten by several people in the Department of Physical Education.

Originally, the fight between students was a big deal to be reprimanded by the school security office, and a punishment was recorded to compensate for the medical expenses, if you have a little family background, you don't even have to carry the punishment, and many special students in the physical education department are not afraid of this at all, and they haven't even done the least pacification work after the fight, and they don't take it seriously at all.

The next development was unexpected, no one thought that the handsome man who was not good was a wild surname who hated not staying overnight, less than two hours, I don't know where to gather more than 30 guys, half of them were still wearing railway uniforms, and they didn't even go to the gate, and they took advantage of the lunch break to climb over the wall into the school and entered the dormitory, and drove the 20 boys of the physical education department from the dormitory to the field, and the school was full of chickens and dogs, and even the school security office couldn't stop it, as for the leader of the physical education department, he was finally found in the toilet, was beaten in a sack, lived in the hospital for half a month, and finally didn't even say who moved............ This fight is not big or small, and both parties are at fault, although the school's reputation was not poked out, but after the fact, several culprits were investigated, and Shuai Lang naturally bore the brunt, although he did not admit to gathering young people in society, but no one knew that this was the head of the accident.

After three years of not singing, the amazing handsome man became famous, the reputation overshadowed the school flower, the limelight overshadowed the school grass, and the flying and domineering physical education department was collectively done all over the ground to find teeth, that thing was really cool, and it directly became the main content of the night talk in the dormitory. But the negative effect is not small, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, the more the famous Shuai Lang is inquired about, the more the troubles that have been exposed before, can attract so many social idle people, and squatted in the police station in high school, plus his father was originally a policeman, all kinds of seemingly contradictory and inexplicable things, take it for granted to the listener more associations, the result of the association is that Shuai Lang was put into a new category that does not belong to any category by the second generation of officials, the second generation of rich, and the second generation of the poor.

In fact, it's not that serious, but it's just the railway kid who stole iron and steel for pocket money with Shuai Lang back then, and when it comes to group fighting, it's really hard to find more professional than such a gang.

Fame is fast, fame is faster, selfishness, narrow-mindedness, money worship, vanity, exaggeration, plagiarism in the college community can be accepted, I'm afraid I can't accept such an alternative, not only can I fight in person but also will be an idol in the role of the yin person behind the back, after all, the quality of winning respect by fists is outdated, and it is something that everyone does not have.

If at this time, it is not too late for Shuai Lang to be ashamed and brave, his father's requirements for him are not high, An An has finished his life, and then spends some money to arrange a job and become a family, and the task of being a father in this life will be completed......... Who knows that Shuai Lang, who was shoehorned into the university with the help of the seedlings, still couldn't become a talent in the end, and then it didn't get bad again, but it didn't get better, and the character of the senior year was about to graduate......... Later, although I got it, it was two years later than the normal graduation.

If he graduated normally with ordinary people that year, maybe life would be different, but he didn't get it, which made Shuai Lang feel embarrassed for the first time in his life, and he didn't think about finding a job, but he definitely couldn't explain it to his father. If the fight makes my dad barely bearable, this time I can't even finish graduating, I'm afraid I'm going to make my dad completely desperate, that year, as soon as he arrived at the door, Shuai Lang had a very ashamed feeling for the first time, he was not ashamed before, he was a little afraid, the father of the policeman was very simple, kicking leather shoes, pumping belts, and putting his son in handcuffs and heaters directly on the stove without eating, which was almost the level of dealing with suspects. Because of excessive shame, Shuai Lang hoped that his father would beat him up again, and he could beat him hard, maybe he thought in case that after beating his father, he would definitely have to go through the back door and spend some money to get his graduation certificate back......... But that day, it seemed that my father had grown old all of a sudden, and he didn't even have the strength to get angry, so he just blocked the door very coldly and said: What are you doing here? Do you still have the face to come back? I've been raising you for more than 20 years, and you're still waiting for me to give you a pension?

Originally, the relationship between father and son was not very good, the father looked at his son unpleasantly, and the son saw that the family that had been renewed and had a stepmother was even more unpleasant, so he didn't say a word, turned around and left.

It's not that I'm angry, it's that I really don't have the face to enter the house again.

That day, that day, the day when he was turned away by his father for the first time and returned to school, and the day when the graduates of the school threw books and basins all over the floor and then cried and cried at the school gate to say goodbye.

Along with this decision, there are also necessary conditions: if you don't give the certificate to pull down, I will do it myself.

People can't be forced to be bold, Shuai Lang really spent 150 yuan to get a fake certificate and came to the talent market with trepidation, Peking University Tsinghua can also do it, but I am afraid that I don't look like that piece of material and others will suspect it. Of course, those big companies and big enterprises with a good name and a serious 800 don't dare to go at all, for fear of revealing their stuffing, and they are looking for jobs like salesmen, drivers, and salesmen who don't value diplomas very much.

It turns out that sometimes fakes are better than real ones, and when most of the students who graduated from the real school were not working, Shuai Lang, who had a fake certificate, went to work first. The first job was as a delivery clerk in a supermarket, and Shuai Lang, who was carrying a fake certificate, was honest because of his weak heart, but he was very appreciated by his boss. After doing it, when Shuai Lang resigned because the salary was too low, the boss was reluctant to keep it, but he didn't increase his salary, and finally Shuai Lang resigned......... Later, selling newspapers and medicines, selling insurance and advertising, or engaging in other sales promotions, doing a lot of work, the more you do it, the more familiar you are with the road, except for the spring is not very easy to find something to do, other seasons are very busy, summer to various brands of beverage agents sales, the more you sell, the more you earn; As soon as the primary and secondary schools opened in the autumn, they went to the suburbs, counties and township middle schools to sell teaching and auxiliary materials with their buddies who had joined the printing business before graduating from high school; Not to mention before the winter year, there is no need to worry about not working, shopping malls, stores, wholesale cities are selling everywhere, as long as you are willing to be exploited, there are people who hire you.

I don't know if it's shameful and brave, but hungry education still works, at least I haven't seen Shuai Lang fight and make trouble in the past two years, at least Shuai Lang went back to school to take a number of make-up exams, needless to say, the exam must not be good, but the more sleek the handsome relationship can be pulled well, every time before the exam, I wipe my face and invite the substitute teacher to eat and sing, or directly stuff some benefits, fortunately, there are no too high people in this year, and I have accompanied countless smiling faces and a lot of hard-earned money earned by part-time work, After two years of hard work, I finally got my graduation certificate, and I finally don't have to come to the talent market to find a job with a fake certificate.........

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The certificate was obtained in November last year, and the graduation certificate at this time was in Shuai Lang's hand, with a convex and concave steel seal, a very silky texture, and it was indeed more solid than a fake certificate to the touch.

It's just that Shuai Lang is a little unsure at this time, he is wandering in the talent market all afternoon, when he sent his resume out of the talent market hall, Shuai Lang took it out again, carefully studied it in his hand, this is the first time to take a genuine graduation certificate to find a job, but it doesn't feel too good, I don't know if the employment situation is really grim or the reason for the serious inconsistency between personal development and secretarial major, a few booths in the afternoon, a look at the graduation major directly refused, and the surname of the secretary Shuai Lang did not match, so that Shuai Lang was not depressed, and felt a little embarrassed after being depressed.

It seems to be the same as two years ago, and it also proves one thing, the real thing is that there is no fake to use.

But it's true, it's a hard-earned hand, even if it doesn't work or not, it's a big graduation certificate, isn't it? Shuai Lang carefully took the card back into his shoulder bag, smiled self-deprecatingly while cleaning up, and secretly said that Ming'er would go to the talent market in the development zone to try his luck together...... Packed up, raised his eyes and glanced at the talent market that began to mix here two years ago, it was almost closed at five o'clock in the afternoon, job seekers were leaving one after another, the crowd was not as crowded as in the morning, men and women were scattered on the long steps on both sides of the foyer, reading the job search guide issued by the talent market, many people were like Shuai Lang, who came in the morning until the door closed in the afternoon, and passed by lunch boxes at noon. If you take a closer look, the expressions of most of the people who are leaving one after another are still the same as when they came, or sighing, or shaking their heads, or dazed, or pouting, or cursing in a whisper, what are they scolding? Most of them are probably scolding those recruiters for not knowing Jin Xiangyu, and they actually treat the pride of the sky with such an arrogant attitude.

Looking at these juniors and students and buddies who are unemployed like himself, it is easy to remind Shuai Lang of the time when he was stupid and dangling here, and even at that time he was not as good as them, but after two years of mixing, I feel that these don't matter, the business in Zhongzhou is so developed, as long as he is not too lazy to die, stupid to death, and not more face-loving than stomach-conscious, it is still quite easy to find a job.

Didn't do any more stops, went straight out of the talent market into Zhongzhou Avenue, took advantage of the evening to walk back, while thinking about whether today's dozens of resumes will bring some surprises and opportunities, here Shuai Lang thinks that there may still be a surname, and the category he chooses is a salesman, the basic salary of this job is low, the requirements are high, and the average newcomer may not dare to go, and it is not a problem for Shuai Lang who is mixed with oil; The other two types are warehouse management and distribution and delivery jobs, which pay less and no one is too willing to go. Shuai Lang is not ready to do it for a long time, just want to find a place to stay for two months, and when the summer, wagons and containers of drinks begin to pour into Zhongzhou, those agents still have to find him such a skilled hand to distribute goods, after all, Shuai Lang's classmates took over the recruitment of workers to take care of a lot of railway units, and there are some things that are familiar with the freight station, and it will be good to come at that time.

That's right, it's a good day, when Shuai Lang touched the pocket of his jacket and stuffed with hard banknotes, he couldn't help but think of the morning, that year he slept on the bench in the park at night when he came out of the school over the wall, and occasionally passed by this morning, and went in to sit for a while, but he didn't expect to pick up a big bargain out of thin air, and walked secretly while touching, in fact, he couldn't find a job today and got a lot, and the money in his pocket was secondary, the key was to put it into the brain, and the elementary school girl who thought about his outstanding performance today, so that Shuai Lang was a little proud again, and he made up his mind in the afternoon, every day or two, take a look at the time, find a reason, make an appointment, and develop slowly...... Thinking of this place, Shuai Lang, who walked forward, touched the graduation certificate in his bag, to say that this broken certificate played a role, at least today he relied on his identity as an alumnus to set up a set with a primary school girl and almost put the phone out, put it aside, Shuai Lang was embarrassed to say that he graduated from CUHK.

While walking briskly, his mind flashed with the small and delicate shadow of the elementary school girl's big pigtails and pretty face, and hummed that there was a "girl named Xiaofang" in the village, and the song with thick and long braids...... When Shuai Lang saw the big words of the old Zhongzhou braised noodle restaurant, the shadow left by the senior sister in his mind disappeared temporarily, and was replaced by hot braised noodles, shiny elbow flowers, cut beef sprinkled with a layer of chili sauce red, and two taels of white dry, that is called really beautiful, more beautiful than a beauty.

"Anyway, the money came for nothing, let go of the minions and eat ......"

Shuai Lang didn't think much about it, he ate a boxed lunch at noon, and his stomach was gluttonous in the morning, he straightened his collar and swaggered into the restaurant.........