"My wife is an expert at this...... However, let's go to my uncle, who is more authoritative. It's just that I haven't been in touch for a long time, and I don't know if it's dead or alive, otherwise I'll call and ask. Yu Xiaoyu opened his mouth first.

Anyway, Ren Zhen helped him after all, he had to do something to make up for it.

Glaring at him angrily, Ren Zhen said, "Then you don't want to fight quickly?!" ”

"Am I? It's still tied. ”

Boss Yu said cautiously, for fear that Ren Zhen would cut off his dick in a fit of rage.

Ren Zhen stiffened his face and put his sword against Yu Xiaoyu's navel.

Yu Xiaoyu suddenly felt cold again, and thought: "It's over, it's really too good for the second child now." Knowing this, he should have had another ...... last year" and felt the sword "swish" at close range, and he was almost scared to pee.

Ten seconds later......

The other party's movements seemed to stop, but Yu Xiaoyu still closed his eyes.

"Don't call yet!"

Hearing Ren Zhen's roar, he slowly opened his eyes and saw that he was not dead, it was Ren Zhen who untied the rope, and he hurriedly thanked Dade for touching the phone.

It's like a picture that only exists in a movie.

After tinkering for a long time, Yu Xiaoyu finally pressed the right number.

I was so nervous.

"Hey, let me ask if you still have your uncle's phone number" Yu Xiaoyu covered the phone and asked in a low voice.

"Turn on hands-free!"

Weng Sheng spoke with big eyes.

glanced at it timidly, Yu Xiaoyu pressed a button with an embarrassed face, and a woman's angry voice came out of the microphone: "Where the hell are you dead, you won't be home for two days!" My uncle has been dead for half a year, don't you know? Is your head squeezed in the door?! ”

Through this voice, a picture of a woman in an apron holding the phone and jumping on her feet and scolding came out spontaneously.

Everyone else covered their mouths and laughed gloatingly.

Yu Xiaoyu was shy and anxious, and suppressed his voice and said, "Can you give me a whisper!" Then can you help me see if the second uncle's phone number is there? ”

"The second uncle has already gone abroad! If you don't give me back, I'll rush over ......."

Before the other party could finish speaking, Boss Yu suddenly pressed the phone with a nervous expression.

He spit out two words with difficulty: "Oops! ”

"Your mother-in-law is going to beat you with a broom?! Hahahaha......" The big-eyed and strange tone made everyone laugh, but Yu Xiaoyu shook his head desperately, not relaxed at all.

"Woohoo!"

At this time, someone smashed the door, and the iron roll door was shaken, and everyone's laughter stopped abruptly. Taking advantage of the fact that others were not paying attention, Yu Xiaoyu had already secretly hid behind Ren Zhen.

At this time, who will be?

Chen Shan gave a look to the person next to him with a calm face, and the man flicked his arm and walked over, and asked as he walked, "Who is it?" ”

There was no response, and he still slammed the door hard.

The rhythmic tremor of the iron roll door makes people's hearts rise with an ominous premonition. The person who opened the door frowned, and walked up two steps quickly to open the door from bottom to top, revealing a fat girl's sturdy figure in the backlight, but he couldn't see the person's appearance clearly.

To say the least, there are more than 200 catties!

walked into the garage with her head held high, the flesh on the fat girl's face trembled rhythmically, and her facial features gradually became clearer. has curly hair that reaches his ears, and his face looks like a steamed bun, except for his raised facial features, there is no flaw.

It's an ordinary fat man's face!

Walking to the middle of the garage, the fat girl stood still and shouted, "Yu Xiaoyu, you come out for me!" ”。 Obviously she came to find her man, but her expression was very awe-inspiring, more like she was looking for an enemy.

The big eyes were happy: "Yu Xiaoyu, how did your mother-in-law find this?" It's really spirited, and you still bring a bodyguard when you go out, what about people? "How dare Yu Xiaoyu come out? He hasn't been taught how powerful his wife is.

Look at your bear!

Ren Zhen threw Yu Xiaoyu, who was hiding behind him, in front of the fat girl, like unloading a burden, and said, "You are looking for him?!" ”

Yu Xiaoyu sneered at the fat girl awkwardly: "Why are you here?" ”

"How did I get here? I'm not going to clean up your ...... today."

raised his heavyweight arm and waved it towards Yu Xiaoyu, who subconsciously picked up his head and squatted on the ground. Some people couldn't bear to look at it, so they began to cover their faces and sigh from the bottom of their hearts:

This is naked domestic violence!

Unexpectedly, the fat girl bypassed Yu Xiaoyu directly and pounced on Ren Zhen.

She looked at Ren Zhen as if she was staring at a delicious cream cake, and her eyes were dancing with excitement...... Finally sensing that something was wrong, Yu Xiaoyu screamed in despair: "Don't hit people, don't hit people, go back and talk about something." ”

I tried to hug my daughter-in-law, but I was kicked away by the fat girl.

Walked up to Ren Zhen......

Something unexpected happened.

The fat girl actually picked up her feet and hugged Ren Zhen's head and kissed it several times, and said excitedly: "Hero, finally let me find you." ”

The wife kissed another man in front of herself. Yu Xiaoyu straightened his chest and wanted to rush up to stop it, but he was shocked by the fat girl's eyes. The next words of the fat girl are even more amazing.

The fat girl said to Ren Zhen: "You forgot? That day at the bar, you saved me. You're that hero! ”

Yu Xiaoyu was stunned.

Later, under the prompting of the fat girl, Ren Zhen finally remembered.

I saved two chubby chicks in the bar that day. But it's no wonder he didn't recognize it, he always felt that people who were fat to a certain extent would look more and more alike, all with a formatted flesh face. But the one in front of me obviously looks even fatter, could it be that after that incident, he despaired of life, so he used obesity to punish himself?

Ren Zhen said dudulily: "It's you!" You look thinner. ”

The fat girl was even happier when she heard this, looked at Ren Zhen and smirked for a long time, and pointed at Yu Xiaoyu casually as if she remembered something: "That's my husband...... By the way, how did you meet? How could they be together? ”

Yu Xiaoyu secretly bowed his hand to Ren Zhen behind his back.

Pretending not to see it, Ren Zhen laughed self-deprecatingly: "He just sold a stone to me." ”

The fat girl looked at the gesture and recognized that it was the stone in her shop, and immediately twisted Yu Xiaoguangyu's ear angrily: "Didn't you say that you should not sell this stone?" Why are you selling again! Say, how much did it sell? ”

"Four, four million!" Yu Xiaoyu stretched out four fingers.

"What? It's only four million...... But even if you sell it to a life-saving benefactor, are you gambling again? And returned the money to the loan sharks? The fat girl's fist was already raised high, and Yu Xiaoyu's face was wrinkled into a walnut.

"What for?!" I can't stand it anymore, what kind of world, women still beat men? If this is his daughter-in-law...... It's better to get down to business first. He said, "What kind of trick is that stone?" Is it worth four million? I think he dares to buy it, and others don't want 400 yuan. ”

Finally let Yu Xiaoyu go, the fat girl bent down and patted the stone reluctantly, and said proudly: "Don't say you don't understand, even my husband doesn't understand, this is a meteorite!" ”

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