Chapter 246: Psychosis

Chen Li watched dumbly from the sidelines.

Xu Hong really knows how to climb along the pole.

However, Xu Qing on the other end of the phone refused very neatly.

"If I could, I would gladly say yes. It's a pity that there are only more than 30 members of the special operations group, and the bureau can give you the most approval to give you the identity file of the investigator of the security bureau in the city, although it is not as convenient as the members of the special operations group, but the corresponding responsibility is also low. ”

Xu Hong bit her lower lip very dissatisfied, holding back her anger.

"Am I not risking my life?"

This huge differential treatment is indeed very unpleasant.

"Perhaps it is necessary for me to explain that if it were not for the danger of the matter and the great contribution, the status of an investigator would not have been granted lightly. As for the identity of the members of the special operations group, what they make needs to be recognized not only by the bureau, but also by the 'Ministry of Affairs'. ”

Xu Hongxin was unwilling to be silent for a while, and reluctantly accepted it unwillingly.

Xu Qing's words are very clear, which means that although what she did was dangerous, there were many people engaged in dangerous tasks, which was not enough to be recognized by the Council, and it was far from the value of Chen Li's responsibility.

"Well, after all, I don't have the authority to ask too much."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Hong shrugged, looking dissatisfied.

"Differential treatment. Just because your martial arts cultivation is higher than mine, right? However, why was it that you were able to release your sword qi when you had only cultivated in the Refined Realm before? ”

Chen Li smiled, how dare he say that it was actually a weapon sent by UFO, he wouldn't release his sword qi at all?

"This, actually, I don't know, after stepping into the essence realm of cultivation, I will suddenly be able to release my sword qi."

"I was bluffed enough by you—"

Xu Hong was angry when she thought about it.

When she was at the beach, it was because she thought that Chen Li could use sword qi and was a master of the Divine Realm, so she retreated and didn't dare to fight hard.

However, fate is sometimes so ingenious, if it weren't for that, they would have fought to the death by the sea, and now only one person is still alive.

Chen Li's mobile phone turned on and suddenly rang.

"I just went to rescue the alarm clock, but he said he wouldn't go, and he would wait until he was sure you couldn't do anything."

If Wang Cheng doesn't call, Chen Li will also call him.

"If he calls you, tell him to pretend to be insane—"

“…… No way? So old-fashioned? ”

"As long as it works."

"When the time comes, he'll be sent to a special isolation psychiatric hospital, which is similar to going to prison, and then what will he do?"

Wang Cheng asked.

"Then I'll find a way to bring him back to life, and—by the way, change his fate, make him a little more handsome......"

"Facelift?"

Wang Cheng guessed, and screamed.

"Full marks. You and Da Xiong want to find a way to find a real neuropathy, so you buy it in the name of scientific research and observation, and the more similar the height and body shape to the alarm clock, the better......"

"I'm grass- such a perverted bastard with no surname to think of it!"

Chen Li took this sentence as a compliment to him.

"It's up to you how long the alarm clock is going to be insane—"

After hanging up the phone, Xu Hong looked at Chen Li, her eyes showed admiration, and she praised it from the bottom of her heart.

"You really have a way...... This trick is amazing, much better than the so-called finding a stand-in to carry the black cauldron-"

Chen Li flicked his hair, raised his chin coolly, and hooked his fingers at Xu Hong.

"Little girl, how can you be worthy of the image of the master if you don't have enough ideas?"

Xu Hong got up by herself, stretched her muscles, and pulled out a clean long skirt from the bag she brought.

"Don't brag, to put it bluntly, you've been tricked by Xu Qing—"

Chen Li was stunned and reprimanded angrily.

"Do you dare not to dismantle the stage?"

Xu Hong chuckled.

"—but the result was very good."

As she spoke, she pushed the door open and entered the bathroom.

Chen Li explained that Wen Zhu and Xu Lei continued to take turns to perform their duties, and they ate happily.

"Pretending to be neurotic?"

The alarm clock held the phone, in the bathroom, with the water on, sitting by the bathtub, and asked in surprise.

"Let's find a real psychopath, operate on him and plastic surgery to make you, and then drop him with you in a psychiatric hospital, and after you are replaced, you will have plastic surgery, change fingerprints, and continue to be at ease with your new identity. Of course, your parents won't know you by then, and it will take a bit of a deal for them to believe you. ”

After listening to the alarm clock, there was no hesitation in Wang Cheng's medical treatment at all, on the contrary, the excitement made Wang Cheng stunned...... "Wow! Such a great idea! I've been thinking about plastic surgery for a long time, and I've been thinking about it a lot in recent months, but I'm embarrassed to say it, I'm afraid you'll laugh. I've thought about it a long time ago, if I want plastic surgery, I'll look like Brother Kansai, and my face shape is similar to mine, so how many women do you think I will scream when I walk? Is the way back 100 percent? …… Hurry up and help me find the neuropathy that carries the black pot, I really want to get plastic surgery soon...... Grass, don't talk about it, the police are knocking on the door! ”

The phone hangs up.

Wang Cheng, who was holding the phone, was dumbfounded...... "...... Brother Kansai? Grass ......"

The alarm clock is really excited, and the biggest regret in his life is that he is too ugly!

Now he felt that he could finally say goodbye to ugliness——!

Say goodbye——!

The policeman who knocked on the door was excited when he saw the alarm clock come out.

I couldn't help but say something in a sullen voice.

"Who is so excited to jerk off in it?"

The alarm clock looked back in a daze, looked at the policeman, and suddenly burst into laughter - the alarm clock laughed.

The people of the community were sad.

They crouched around the corners of the severe psychiatric hospital, staring at the psychopaths who were quiet, manic, or acting strangely, just to find someone who was the size and height of an alarm clock.

When some neurotic suddenly squatted beside them with an umbrella, he whispered.

"Are you enoki mushrooms? I'm a shiitake mushroom, you see, I'm better looking than you, and my mushroom top is bigger than yours! ”

The brothers of those societies were covered in cold sweat and almost went crazy.

But it's not over.

"Hello? Are you mushrooms, how can mushrooms sweat! ”

The corners of the mouths of the brothers in those societies twitched, some silently pulled their legs and ran, and some replied as if they were also neurotic.

"I'm not a mushroom, I'm ginseng, a ginseng that can walk......"

So, I got up and walked away.

The neuropathy of the umbrella is still muttering behind his back.

"Why does ginseng grow next to our shiitake mushrooms, will you pick a place to grow, neurotic-"

When the brothers sent to the psychiatric hospital returned, their eyes were glazed.

When Wang Cheng gave them bonuses, they were all expressionless.

"What? It's all a neuropathy? ”

When the group of people heard this, they shouted excitedly - "No, Brother Cheng, I'm not a neurotic, I'm really not a neurotic......"

Wang Cheng looked at their excitement and silently handed over a stack of money.

"Go relax and relax in the evening, the hard task is over."

The task is tough.

But the results were satisfying.

Wang Cheng found the mentally ill family members who were selected and asked them out for tea.

Suits and leather shoes, meticulous combing of hair, and gold wire glasses.

"Yes, we are the vice-presidents of the Academy of Future Sciences, which has been engaged in the study of the psychiatry of mania - I am sure that as a loved one who has suffered from severe incurable mania, you must feel it deeply...... Mental illness is more harmful to human beings than any other condition. A terminal illness can make people prepare well for the future and have enough time to face the loss of their loved ones; Mental illness makes people suffer and suffer all the time, and they want to take care of them desperately, but they can't help but face the harm caused by the destruction and injury of the patient. He lives as if he were dead; He is dead, but yet alive......"

Wang Cheng's prepared and pretentious words made the family of four cry one by one.

This was originally a family of five, but the eldest eldest son had severe mania, which had caused a lot of harm to the four closest relatives, and was really forced to be sent to a mental hospital.

"We hope to be able to cure mania through our efforts, but this is a long and difficult task! It is impossible to gain from long-term research without enough cases! My request may be rude, it may be cruel, but science requires sacrifice. In order for mania to be cured, I hope you can agree to let Xiao An contribute to this cause. Maybe he will be a miracle to be healed, maybe he can only make sacrifices for this great work. But in any case, his name will be remembered, and there will be a glorious stroke! To this end, we will pay you five million as a token of appreciation for your support for scientific work......"

Three days later.

Wang Chengcheng received a call from Xiao An's father, asking him to meet and sign an agreement.

Ann's mother was never able to make up her mind, but Ann's two older brothers, as well as his father, agreed to this time, and she finally had to acquiesce.

After signing the agreement, Xiao An's father asked Wang Cheng to prepare a car to carry Xiao An away in the name of transferring to the hospital.

In the car, Wang Cheng saw in the rearview mirror, Xiao An's father was holding the box containing the money, crying and kneeling on the ground...... Wang Cheng sighed.

The brothers of the community who drove laughed.

"What is he crying about, he sold everything-"

Wang Cheng had a cold face and interrupted the words of the driving brother very unhappily.

Money may be what makes them decide, but the fact of helplessness and despair is the fundamental reason for their decision. If they were just in it for the money, they should be hugging the box and laughing instead of lying on the ground and crying-"

Where did the member of the club who drove the car dare to argue with him about yes or no?

There can only be silence.

Wang Cheng felt that this was too different from him, and it was not interesting to make his reliable brother depressed and unhappy for such a thing.

So he smiled.

"It's done, hurry up and think about where to drink at night, have you been to the new venue of the club? I heard that the girl was very punctual—"

In a word, the silence of the club members who drove immediately broke the silence.

"Brother Cheng is taking the brothers with you? That field is too expensive for us to go, a five-fold discount on a wine costs more than eighty yuan, which is more than ten times more than the outside, and the girl is also expensive, and the night starts at 8,000——"

"Call all the brothers who have worked hard these days, go to open meat at night, don't be afraid of expensive, I will pay the money first, and in the future, Brother Jing will come out and be reimbursed!"

(To be continued)