Chapter 35: Keep Funny

The next shooting went very smoothly, Liu Yifei used the misplaced method to fool the test according to what Feng Yu Xing said, at least it can't be seen in the camera, several Chinese opera boys really did not disappoint Feng Yu Xing, and Liu Yifei's waist and handshake were all virtual hugs, more than half an inch away from each other. The next set of shots goes into the preparation phase.

Scenario 6:

Lyrics: "Back then, I was graceful and dignified, a talented and beautiful village."

Chase you a lot, love my trip, and have lovers who will eventually become dependents. ”

Fengyu Xing was wearing ancient costumes, his long hair was combed neatly, he was holding a folding fan like a personable talent, and the heavy bookish atmosphere was blowing in his face, Liu Yifei was dressed in an ancient lady's clothes, the green silk on his head was flowing down like a waterfall, and the handkerchief was carried between his fingers.

The camera needs to be built in the countryside village crew, the workload is too large and the cost is also high, it is more cost-effective to use a one-percent proportion of the building model instead, the model is widely used in film shooting and TV series production, that is, saving money and worry, it is a lot of benefits, under close-up shooting, it is difficult for ordinary people except professionals to distinguish the difference between the real thing and the model.

The first shot is relatively simple, that is, the picture of Feng Yuxing and Liu Yifei kissing me and me at the entrance of the village, the two of them behaved very naturally, and they were usually used to it, and this kind of shooting did not put any pressure on them, and they passed the test at one time.

The next shot is the time for the Chinese opera tricks to perform, a group of men are like buzzing flies around Liu Yifei, flattering and flattering, hoping that the beauty will favor and hold the beauty, and Liu Yifei is like a proud peacock, she is lonely and self-admiring, looking down at everything around her, and not caring about the man who pursues her.

The scene of the wind and rain is more funny, the ten girls in the Chinese drama are under the makeup artist's work, one by one with heavy makeup, with a thick foundation on their faces, it's okay not to laugh, a smile of rouge pollen puff falls down, making the wind and rain disgusting, don't think about it, he also knows, it must be Wang Na's guy whose surname orientation needs to be discussed. There are also the two clumps of pink on the face, how does the wind and rain feel familiar, pat your head and remember, isn't that the image of a female ghost in many ghost movies, it is clearly intended to make people vomit, and all the women gathered around the wind and rain to prepare for the start of filming.

Director Zhang Zhidong just shouted with a loudspeaker in his hand, "The shooting of the last shot of the sixth group of scenes begins", when Feng Fengxing suddenly pushed a girl in front of him, rushed out of the encirclement of several women, ran to the side and rubbed his nose vigorously, sneezed several times, and breathed a breath of fresh air to feel a lot better.

The nose of the wind and rain is very sensitive, and the rich rouge mixed with the smell of perfume on the bodies of several girls makes him feel suffocated, and his eyes saw the makeup artist Wang Na watching the excitement on the side, and glared at him fiercely, the dress and image of these girls are obviously completely different from the requirements of the script, and I wondered whether to replace Wang Na and find another makeup artist.

Li Tong and Liu Xiaoli got up, and Li Tong asked worriedly, "Ah Feng, what's wrong with you?" If you are unwell, you can take a break and shoot again, you don't have to be in such a hurry", Feng Fengxing showed a smile to thank her, "It's not a big deal, the nose is too sensitive and allergic to some smells, by the way, Tongtong, where did you find Wang Na?" This person is not suitable to stay on the crew, if someone else is available."

Li Tong was puzzled: "Did he offend you?" "I'm more disgusted with some people who think they don't know the severity" Feng Fengyuxing didn't say it explicitly, but just mentioned it slightly, the person was found by Li Tong, and she still had to take care of her face, I believe she can understand what she means.

Li Tong looked at the women who were showing off their flowers, as well as the thick layer of rouge on their faces, thoughtfully, and said to Fengyuxing: "I'll call first, and there will be results in a while", "Well, you go get busy first", Li Tong's attitude made Fengyuxing very happy, as for the abandoned Wang Na, she is not worthy of sympathy, she has no strength to cause trouble everywhere, she will only ask for trouble.

At the request of the wind and rain, several girls dressed up again, although it was still a bit abstract, at least it didn't seem to have anything to do with female ghosts. Compared with Liu Yifei's positive lens, the wind and rain are spoofed here, a group of ugly women who can't eat surround the wind and rain in the middle, and scratch and touch him with their hands up and down.

After filming this shot, Feng Yuxing came to the rest area and sat down on a chair, took a sip of the hot tea prepared by the bodyguard, and immediately relaxed his whole body, and almost moaned out in comfort.

However, the good mood of the wind and rain did not last long, because Liu Yifei on the opposite chair covered his mouth and snickered, glaring at the little girl unhappily, "Qianqian, what are you doing?" A strong smirk, isn't it a cramp in the face? Otherwise, I will treat you and make sure that you can get rid of the disease."

Liu Yifei on the opposite side laughed even more, lying on the table in the middle and laughing straight up, his shoulders kept trembling, he muttered "something" in the wind and rain, got up and walked over to Zhang Zhidong, and soon he noticed that something was wrong, why did the people around him look at him so strangely? This puzzled him.

came to the side of the surveillance TV and asked Zhang Zhidong, "What does Director Zhang think of this set of lenses, is there any flaw?" Zhang Zhidong looked at the wind and rain with strange eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched from time to time, as if he was enduring something, and said "Very good, you can pass", turned his face to the other side.

Feng Fengyu Xing held his chin with his hand and fell into deep thought, what is going on? One by one seems to be abnormal all of a sudden, "Brother Feng", the little beauty Liu Yifei didn't know when he arrived next to him, looking left and right.

"Sissi, what's wrong?" Feng Yu Xing was a little incomprehensible, Liu Yifei smiled and took out a mirror from behind and erected it in front of him, Feng Feng Xing was stunned when his eyes swept over the mirror, his face was full of red lip prints in the mirror, no wonder the people around him looked at him so strangely, and he lost his face without knowing it, and no one reminded him, hateful.

The wind and rain that found the reason was unbalanced, and said viciously to Liu Yifei: "You little girl, you didn't tell me earlier, did you come to see my jokes?" "Hmph, people came to remind you, you still blame others, ignore you" Liu Yifei said coquettishly, "I want to punish you conscienceless girl" Feng Fengyu Xing stretched out his hand and wanted to catch her, but Liu Yifei was extremely clever, screaming and running away.

Scenario 7:

Lyrics: Back then, you were gentle and beautiful, I was crazy, and the infatuated woman was affectionate.

The black hair has become frost, and the old people are also yellow, only to find that the old wine is also fragrant.

In the last set of shots of "Child", Liu Yifei made up as an old lady, and found two square band-aids in the wind and rain, wanting to stick them to Liu Yifei's face to increase the comedic effect, Liu Yifei said that he would not say anything, and he thought it was too ugly to paste "Don't, it's ugly".

In desperation, Fengyuxing only had to sacrifice the trick "sugar gourd", and sure enough, Liu Yifei didn't make trouble as soon as he heard that there was a sugar gourd, stretched out five white and tender green jade fingers, and said coquettishly: "I want five strings", "only one string, love or not" Fengyuxing refused without hesitation, Liu Yifei twisted a jade finger "at least four strings" "I think two strings are enough" Fengyuxing continued to bargain.

Liu Yifei thought about it, as if he had made a lot of determination, and then twisted a jade finger "Three strings can't be less", "Okay, deal" agreed happily. "Let's pull the hook, don't lie to me" Liu Yifei was afraid of the wind and rain and repented, so she was relieved to pull the hook with the little girl.

The reason why Liu Yifei is so eager for sugar gourds is that first of all, she doesn't have a penny on her, and she can't buy it if she wants to eat it.

Occasionally going out to go shopping is also wind and rain to pay the bill, even so there is not much chance to eat, but Liu Yifei loves to eat sugar gourds very much, and the wind and rain rarely buy for the sake of her teeth, some people say that what you can't get is the best, which is very applicable to Liu Yifei.

After negotiating the conditions with Liu Yifei, the makeup continued, and after a while, Liu Yifei, who had put on makeup, came to the front of the wind and rain, only to see Liu Yifei wearing old clothes that were not good, and his hair was full of green silk turned snow-white, and the most impressive thing was the square band-aids on both sides of the face, which made people want to laugh.

When the crew saw Liu Yifei's appearance at this time, they were holding back very hard, they wanted to laugh out loud but were afraid of angering Liu Yifei, they didn't have these scruples, they saw Liu Yifei stunned for a while, and then laughed out loud.

Liu Yifei was originally very dissatisfied with the band-aid on his face, and Feng Yuxing also made fun of her, and a wave of anger surged up in his heart, pinching a pair of pink fists and rushing towards Feng Yuxing, Feng Yuxing laughed and turned around and slipped away, Liu Yifei chased behind along the lake.

"Sissi, Brother Feng is wrong, can you surrender?"

"Nope"

"Then I'd better run"

"Badass, give me a stop"

"Only a fool stands"

"Sissi, calm down, you have to be calm"

"You're lighter."

"Sissi, you swear"

"Don't chase it, you see everyone is watching"

"If you don't run, I won't chase"

"If you don't chase me, you won't run"

"Ouch, Sissi, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth"

"Hmph, people are little women, not gentlemen"

After venting his anger in his heart, Liu Yifei returned to the filming site triumphantly, and followed Mimi's back, how could he be a little miserable, and entered the dressing room to make up the makeup that had just been messed up.

The wind and rain became a white-haired old man, leaning on the door of the small courtyard and smoking a cigarette pouch to swallow clouds and spitting fog, Liu Yifei is also full of wrinkles, silver filaments flying, weaving and spinning in the courtyard, a picture of white-headed harmonious old age and enjoying old age left countless touches, the people around him, whether they are the staff of the crew, or the tourists who watch the excitement, are all in thought, the world of feelings is criss-crossed, who will be the other half who can hug him to the white head?

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