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Seeing Xu Zixuan walk out of the door without looking back, Endi looked stunned for a moment, put down the instant noodles in his hand stupidly, pushed the door and walked into Pumei's room.

"Endi, what were you yelling at outside just now?" Although lying in bed to rest, Pumei did not sleep, but held a book and read it carefully.

"That Xu Zixuan Xi seems to be by me!" Endi was a little embarrassed but also a little hesitant, because she wasn't sure if Xu Zixuan was angry or not.

“molagu？ How long has he been out? It's not been five minutes, right?! You're him off? Pu Mei looked at Endi absurdly, with an incredulous expression.

"Ah, do I have such a bad woman?" Endijiao smiled and pushed Pumei, "I just looked at him as a big man, and he actually opened his mouth to ask me to spend money on things as a girl, so I just said casually and he teased him." As a result, he left without saying a word! ”

"Moh? He's gone? Pumei's eyes widened, "Ah, Zheng Hanzi, I still have ointment on my feet, and you him off?" I don't care, people are angry with you, either you go and get people back for me, or I will leave my feet to you to take care of"

"Ah, Yin Pumei, are you still not a good sister?!" Endi looked at Pumei who was coquettish in front of him with a strange expression, "What are you doing?" It seems that you have been protecting him in and out of words, why, nursing your feet and caring for your feelings? ”

"A mo" Pu Mei didn't expect Endi to bring the topic into such depth, "Who has feelings?" Who was talking and laughing with people outside just now? Also, he is a man anyway. You just say to your face that people are stingy and refuse to pay for women's money? Zheng Hanzi, Zheng Hanzi deserves that you don't have a boyfriend until now, if I were your boyfriend, I would probably have been angry with you a long time ago, haha! ”

"Say. Did I really go a little too far? Endi's eyes flashed with confused little stars.

"That's for sure! You know, there are a few topics in front of men that can't be said directly. I'll count it for you. First, the topic of being too short, especially being shorter than you, must not be said; Second, the income is low, no matter how much you earn, a man will always pretend in front of outsiders, so even if he doesn't have a dime in his pocket, you have to pretend not to care; Third, that's the function, you know! And this topic is a dead hole, and if you touch it, you will die, even if the man is soft and can be chewed as gummy candy. You can't laugh at men to their faces for being too soft, understand? ”

"Well, that makes sense!" Endi couldn't help but nod as he listened. But when she heard the last point, she suddenly raised her head and looked at Pu Mei with a look of surprise, "Ah, Yin Hanzi, what did you just say?" Soft? Chew? Ah, it looks like you've never dated each other, right?! How do you know? Could it be that you, Yin Hanzi, have already experienced the test of softness and chewing? ”

"Get out of the way" Although Pu Mei shook her head and tail like a teacher, she couldn't stand the topic too much. The little face was already red, "I haven't been in a relationship, but I can read!" Like you, you can't find a book or even a piece of paper in the room. Lend this book to you to see, study and learn to supplement the knowledge"

As she spoke, Pumi threw the book in her hand to Endi. Endi took it and took a look: "100 Taboos in Love".

"Yikes. Wuli Pumei is really spring.,I used to only read comics.。 Now I'm starting to study love, tsk! ”

"Ahh

The two of them were arguing for a while. Then it fell silent. A very real and urgent problem was placed in front of the two girls.

"That Xu Zixuan Xi won't really come back, right?" Pu Mei looked at Endi cautiously.

"Probably not, right? How can you say that he is also a mature man, and this belly should have it, right?! Endi was also a little uneasy in his heart, "Why don't you call him and ask?" ”

"I don't have his phone, okay?!" Pu Mei rolled her eyes and gave Endi, "I only met him for the first time last night, how could I have his phone?!" ”

"That," Endi looked at Pumei's foot covered in black plaster, "what if he really doesn't come back?!" Or I'll bring you a basin of water to help you clean your feet, I really don't think it's so cold now, and it's really scary to look at your feet covered with black paste! ”

Pumi's eyes flashed wide and she didn't speak, but it was clear that she was not averse to the proposal.

Just do what you say. Zheng Hanzi rolled up his sleeves and went to the bathroom and brought a large basin of hot water to Pumei's room. Then he lifted off the quilt covering her and carefully helped Pu Mei to sit up.

Just as Pumei's jade feet were about to reach into the hot water, a roar came from the doorway.

"Feet on the water"

This shouting of feet on the water is heartbreaking, the listener is sad, and the listener is crying! Pu Mei and Endi's body trembled, and the jade foot that was about to enter the water just stayed at a position of 0.01 cm above the water surface.

The two girls hurriedly turned their heads and looked in the direction of the door.

I wiped it, and I saw Xu Zixuan carrying a big plastic bag in both hands, and a cloth environmental protection bag hanging around his neck, rushing towards Pumei's room with an anxious face.

Ah it is estimated that there is something hanging under his neck and he can't see the area under his feet, Xu Zixuan's feet are on the partition at the door of Pumei's bedroom

Oops, one rolled to the ground on all fours.

In an instant, the room was silent.

The two girls looked at Xu Zixuan, who was pressed to the ground by plastic bags and environmental protection bags, speechlessly, and were stunned for a long time.

Then, the obviously suppressed laughter of Hehee Hee resounded in the room, and immediately after, Hahaha's aunt laugh followed.

Hey, hey, hey, and finally Xu Zixuan's embarrassed and embarrassed laughter also sounded.

"Ah, you can't get wet" Xu Zixuan shook off the food scattered on his body. An arrow crawled in front of Pu Mei and carried the basin of hot water away.

"Did you know that you almost got into a big accident just now?" Xu Zixuan returned to the bedroom from the bathroom. With a frightened expression, "Pu Mei xi." The medicine I gave you is very special, although it is very powerful, but it must not be wet, otherwise the ointment will release a lot of heat when it absorbs water, and then your feet will be like being wrapped in charcoal fire."

"No," Pu Wu and Endi's little faces turned pale. Grilled over charcoal? Isn't that charcoal-roasted pig's trotters or called a chicken? Well, although the description is not very appropriate, it is very vivid.

Pu Mei patted her chest and gasped, looking at Xu Zixuan apologetically.

"Xu Zixuanxi, I'm sorry! Just now Eun said that she you off. So so."

“mo？ Angry? Angry gone? Xu Zixuan looked at Endi suspiciously, "No, we just discussed the issue of eating just now, how did it make me angry?" ”

Endi also stood up at this time and bowed to Xu Zixuan.

"Xu Zixuanxi, I'm really sorry just now for saying those rude words. Actually, I didn't ask you to pay for food, I just"

"You guys, you don't think I'm going to get angry and leave just because of the little thing about buying food, do you?" Xu Zixuan was angry and funny, "In your minds, I'm such a stingy man?" ”

"Ahh Pointing at Endi, "I didn't think about it that way, but Endi, she can't say it!" ”

Looking at Xu Zixuan's suspicious gaze, Endi was angry, but what about sisters? ! The speed of betraying the sisters is too fast, right?!

"Yikes. Yin Hanzi, don't think that you can do whatever you want now that you are sick, tell you. The end of betraying the old lady is usually miserable, I fought with you"

“mo？ Zheng Hanzi. Are you coming really? Ah, my feet are good. The big husband dares to do it, but he can't say yes? I don't care so much about an old lady today, come on, I'm still scared, aren't you? "Pumei is not to be outdone.

"There's a kind of don't scratch the milk"

"Ah, pick up your clothes without grabbing your milk? You're a pervert."

“”

Maybe it's because they've been fighting for a long time, or maybe they completely treat Xu Zixuan as air, the two girls are entangled in a heap, and they fall on the same bed.

Xu Zixuan, who was standing on the side and watching the two girls scuffle together, stood motionless like an ice sculpture that had just been pushed out of an ice cave.

Although the action is not rough, the way of fighting is really obscene.

It's just unsightly.

The cruel facts once again proved Xu Zixuan's thoughts, female idols are really a very dangerous creature!

Be honest with yourself, don't deceive yourself!

But although it is a dangerous creature, it is still an idol after all, everyone is a person with status, not a shrew, so the war comes and goes faster, and the war between Zheng and Yin will subside in less than 5 minutes.

Awkwardly tidied up the clothes and loose hair on his body, then nodded slightly to Xu Zixuan, and ran out of the bedroom with his head down. Pumi was no better, her pajamas had been torn off two buttons, and her hair, which had been tied in a ponytail, was now draped over her head without any cover

"Xu Zixuanxi, we actually don't usually do this" Pu Mei kept playing with her hair, trying to tie her hair up again.

"Oh" Xu Zixuan replied very perfunctorily, and his voice was very trembling, he was afraid? Or is it excitement?

Pu Mei tied her hair up three times and divided five by two, and then looked up at Xu Zixuan. I saw this guy staring straight at himself, and then his eyes were very obscene?!

That's right, quite obscene!

Pu Mei frowned and followed his gaze to the position of his chest on the other side of Xu Zixuan's gaze, where there are two high and convex hills, the black bra I actually brought today? I don't remember anything!

Wait, it seems that something is wrong, how do I know that I am wearing a black bra today?

Pu Mei suddenly raised her head and looked at Xu Zixuan, whose eyes were already confused, and then vigorously closed the clothes on her chest, and at the same time burst out of her mouth with a dolphin-like ultrasound.

"Ahhh Don't get out of here."

"Nirvana, I'm sorry" Xu Zixuan rolled out of the room under the baptism of Pumei's ultrasound. (To be continued......)