When Xu Shrimp woke up the next morning, there was still a laugh flirting with Ji Ruomin in his ears.

It's hard to imagine that Ji Ruomin, who is usually refreshing and capable, gentle and elegant when quiet, is a big silly girl when she indulges. Thinking back to Ji Ruomin laughing at the ceiling unscrupulously, kicking his two long legs wildly, and his grown body rolling all over the bed, he couldn't believe that this big police flower was twenty-seven.

Lin Anan is also twenty-seven, and he can also laugh and laugh together presumptuously, but he can never escape the gentleness of his sister. And with the silly girl, everything is equal and equal, and the two don't feel the age difference of up to three years at all.

After heating up and eating last night's things, Xu Shrimp stayed at home all morning, during which Ji Ruomin called and expressed the same mood as him.

At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, there was a sound of the door opening outside, Xu Xia hurriedly turned around from the sofa, and faced Ji Ruomin's beautiful and pleasant shadow, and the two ended their lovesick morning at the same time.

Ji Ruomin was overjoyed, and asked when she entered the door: "Little stinky shrimp, do you want to be a wife at home?" ”

Xu Shrimp bare her shoulders and head on the back of the sofa, and said with a smile: "I just think it's time for you to be untough." ”

Ji Ruomin smiled charmingly: "My husband doesn't do bad things at home, and my wife can't be tough if she wants to!" ”

Xu Shrimp laughed on his back, not for the content of this sentence, but for the accent.

Ji Ruomin has been in the army for ten years, and he can learn seven or eight accents everywhere, and this sentence is said with a Shandong accent. Every time Xiao Shrimp hears the words "I am a fierce wife", she thinks of Jacky Cheung's version of Hong Qigong, and opens her mouth and closes her mouth "I Hong Qi", which is so similar. What's more, Xiao Shrimp went to college in Shandong for four years, and it sounds even more cordial, and last night the two of them laughed for half an hour for the word "my wife".

Xu Shrimp also replied in Shandong dialect: "If it doesn't work, my wife is good enough, and she refuses to blame the past, so she won't let me go!" (Author's note: Confucianism enough, Shandongfang dialect, that is, stupid enough, is a joke, not a curse.) ）

Ji Ruomin smiled and bent his stomach and said, "You are good enough!" ”

The two laughed at each other. Ji Ruomin sat beside him and said softly: "Little stinky shrimp, you have hooked away the whole soul of others now, as long as you don't make mistakes in the future, do you think I will really worry about your past little things?" ”

Xu Shrimp looked at the flower and moon appearance of his wife in front of him, his heart was gradually melted, and he slowly returned to hardness, and shook his head slowly and resolutely: "It's useless, you don't want to put a word out of my mouth, let me believe in your big vinegar jar, it is better to let me believe that the sow can go up the tree." ”

Ji Ruomin was embarrassed and embarrassed, and said: "I hate it!" The two fingers of his right hand grabbed him on the thigh.

Xu Shrimp gritted her teeth and endured the pain from her thigh muscles, silently enduring the tenderness and sweetness of her wife by twisting until she felt relieved of her hatred.

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After alleviating each other's lovesickness in a special way, the two enjoyed the lunch that Ji Ruomin brought back from the cafeteria together, and had lunch in a deep affection.

After the meal, Ji Ruomin brushed the lunch box, and made a hanging bottle for the shrimp by the sofa, and it was time to leave.

The parting was imminent, Ji Ruomin was listless, with a small mouth and eyes full of reluctance. Xiao Shrimp is also reluctant at the same time, with a little schadenfreude in his eyes.

Ji Ruomin twisted and pinched, but he was reluctant to go. Xu Xia couldn't help but sarcastically said: "Now you know, your examination is a double-edged sword, if we can be intimate before leaving, we will definitely not be so uncomfortable." ”

Ji Ruomin said angrily: "Don't be stinky, I'd rather feel uncomfortable than let you ......"

Before the cruel words were finished, the doorbell outside suddenly rang.

The two were stunned at the same time. Ji Ruomin straightened up, revealing an expression of anger and contempt.

Xu Xia tilted his head and said, "Don't think about it, it's definitely not her, go and open the door." ”

Ji Ruomin snorted heavily and came to the door with a fierce momentum. looked out at the door mirror, and tiptoed back to Xiao Shrimp: "There are two men and one woman outside, are they colleagues in your unit?" ”

Xu Xia woke up suddenly, only to remember that his mobile phone had not been turned on until now, and hurriedly said, "Then why don't you go and open the door quickly?" ”

Ji Ruomin said anxiously: "What about me?" ”

Xu Shrimp laughed: "Of course you have to meet people, are you still hiding?" Smile comforting: "Don't worry, I will show mercy to you when I introduce you." ”

The doorbell was still ringing, and Ji Ruomin was helpless and reluctant to open the door. No matter how reluctant you are, it's just shyness, if you really hide, it's not even more of a joke.

The door opened, and the three impatient people were about to leave, and when they saw the beautiful police flowers in front of them, their eyes lit up, and their impatient mood suddenly changed to a face full of surprise.

Xu Shrimp leaned half of her body from the sofa and exclaimed, "Director, Sister Hao, Brother Liu, why are you here?" Come on in! Ruomin, hurry up! ”

Ji Ruomin smiled politely, took the large pile of nutritional products brought by the three of them, took the shoes diligently, and handed them to Jiang Xiao in the middle first. She thinks that the oldest person in the middle should be the director.

The people who came were Jiang Xiao and Hao Rui, and the other Brother Liu was Jiang Xiao's driver Liu Chuan.

Xu Xi didn't guess wrong, Dou Hui turned around and told Hao Rui about his injury. Hao Rui repeatedly called Xiao Shrimp on the phone and couldn't get through, and reported to Jiang Xiao again. Jiang Xiao was also anxious, so he borrowed lunch and took Hao Rui directly to the door.

And they sat down. Xiao Shrimp first introduced the three of them to Ji Ruomin, and when introducing Jiang Xiao, he also deliberately said a few more words, such as being his father's comrade-in-arms on the battlefield, born and dying together, etc., in order to emphasize important surnames in both public and private aspects.

It was Ji Ruomin's turn, Xu Shrimp said: "Uncle Jiang, this is Ji Ruomin, the captain of the first brigade of the city's special police detachment, who has served in the armed police team for ten years before, and is the top police flower of SPC. Now, hey, I'm her nameless boyfriend right now. ”

Xu Shrimp did not directly say who Ji Ruomin was, but emphasized that he was a "nameless and undivided boyfriend", and the opposite was naturally a "famous and well-known girlfriend".

Jiang Xiao and Liu Chuanlian made a heart-to-heart understanding and shouted in unison: "Understand! Got it! ”

Ji Ruomin was both ashamed and angry, and Heng Xiaoxiao glanced at him and said coquettishly: "Uncle Jiang, don't listen to his nonsense, didn't he encounter something and was injured a little, I just caught up, so I took care of him, who knows how he ...... Actually, I haven't even thought about it! ”

Ji Ruomin said with a shy, a fool can see it, and the two men understand it even more.

Jiang Xiao heard Ji Ruomin call Uncle Jiang, and he was so happy that he couldn't find it in the north, and joked again and again: "If you don't think about it, if you don't think about it, you can think about it if you don't think about it, it's better than not thinking about it." ”

Yanren glanced at Xiao Shrimp with a smile and continued: "Xiao Ji, people are heroes saving beauties, you are beauties saving heroes, and you have to write a big book, a big book!" ”

Liu Chuan patted on the side: "The director is right, you must write a big book, this matter is a little interesting, a little interesting." ”

Jiang Xiao has always had a habit of repetitiveness when he speaks, and Liu Chuan also contracted this stinky problem.

Both of them were stunned, and Ji Ruomin quietly stuck out his tongue; Xu shrimp secretly shrunk his neck. It turned out that Jiang Xiao listened to Ji Ruomin's words, and then contacted her as a "special policeman", thinking that Xiao Shrimp had encountered something and was saved by Ji Ruomin. But that's fine, it's better than Xiao Shrimp and then making up a fall injury theory that insults people's IQ.

The two male citizens endlessly comprehended and distorted the facts to an incredible degree.

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