Chapter 15: The Battle of Men and Women
Save a life, win a seven-level floating slaughter, save nine lives, win an eighty-one floating slaughter, such merit is comparable to Tang Seng after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties to obtain the true scriptures, it is really immeasurable, it is not impossible to become a Buddha on the ground, the premise is to ascend to bliss first, then only ghosts are willing to become Buddhas,
At night, the dark boulevard of the manor is full of ghosts, and two sneaky figures are tiptoeing on the road, and seeing death will make people with conscience uneasy, they are Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang who returned after going down the mountain,
They plan to come back and rob people, this is the idea that Wu Ming came up with, that is, to forcibly tie up Sakuragi Natsuhara, let her subordinates throw rat traps, and use their hearts to coerce and lure them down the mountain together, so that they can escape the catastrophe.
"Sangui, is it necessary for us to be so sneaky." Zhuge Dachang patted Wu Ming, who was a thief, and asked softly: "There are only nine of them, if we don't have guns in our hands, it's not a piece of cake for us to clean them up." ”
Wu Ming, who shrunk his head and bowed his waist, froze for a moment, then scratched his head, and said curtly: "Occupational disease, occupational disease, I am more accustomed to stealing ...... at night" Saying that, he laughed dryly, straightened his waist, and continued: "Let's go, rob people." ”
The two of them came to the courtyard where Sakuragi Xia Yuan lived with their heads held high, the entire attic in the courtyard was brilliantly lit, and when they walked to the gate, Wu Ming patted Zhuge Dachang on the shoulder and ordered: "Brother Pig, you are here to guard, if someone wants to break in, you will put it down." ”
"No questions."
"I'll leave it to you."
Wu Ming strode into the courtyard, entered the attic and went up to the second floor, and slowly came to the door of Sakuragi Natsuhara's room, and found that the door was not tightened, and there was a gap at least an inch wide, he quietly looked through the gap, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, Sakuragi Natsuhara, who was wearing pajamas, was applying mask water,
A woman who is about to accompany her subordinates to die generously is still in the mood to make a mask, this is a woman, she must be beautiful when she dies,
"Nadie."
Wu Ming opened the door, entered the room openly, met Sakuragi Natsuhara's stunned gaze, and smiled: "Good evening." ”
"It's you." Sakuragi Natsuhara held the mask in both hands and said in a lost voice: "You...... How did you come back. ”
Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "I was in too much of a hurry when I left, and I forgot to take important things." ”
"Something important, something."
"You."
"Me." Sakuragi Natsuhara paused for a moment, and jumped up with a puff of caution, revealing a little daughter's delicate appearance, and said angrily: "I'm not a thing." ”
"You're really not a thing."
Sakuragi Natsuhara rolled her eyes vividly, and said angrily: "I'm a ...... alone" said, her face appeared bitter, and she sighed: "You go, I won't leave here." ”
"Woman, I don't think I asked for your opinion." Wu Ming strode to Sakuragi Natsuhara's side, and lowered his body to pick her up.
"What are you doing?" Sakuragi Natsuhara grabbed Wu Ming's shirt and twisted and kicked, and shouted angrily: "Let go of me, let me go......"
Compared with those delicate and weak women, Sakuragi Natsuhara is like a female tiger, her strength is a bit outrageous, Wu Ming wants to hold her and leave, it is almost impossible, so he can only let go of her legs, hug her arms and waist tightly, and plan to drag people out,
Before Wu Ming dragged people out, several of his subordinates who lived on the same floor as Sakuragi Natsuhara had already heard the sound, and looked at a pair of entangled enemies, they were a little at a loss, and they didn't move at the door.
Sakuragi Natsuhara seemed to see a savior, waved his hands and kicked his legs in Wu Ming's arms, and shouted with a red face: "Wow West Wow Wow ......"
"Don't come here, I'll strangle her when I come over......" Wu Ming pinched Sakuragi Natsuhara's huge breasts, shouted loudly with a lively spirit, and shouted in a different English after thinking about it: "Don't move, or I'll strangle her." ”
Big brother, can pinching your chest strangle someone to death?
Sakuragi Natsuhara had a strange look on his hands, they looked at each other, and then bowed in unison, and said respectfully, "Oh Yasmima." ”
Seeing that a few hands were ambiguous, ready to turn around and leave, what is going on with them, do they think that I have a leg with this man, it is really ashamed, Sakuragi Natsuhara's pretty face became more and more ashamed, and screamed: "Rub more...... Rub more ......"
Even though Sakuragi Natsuhara screamed and broke her throat, several of her subordinates still left, and closed the door considerately, Sakuragi Natsuhara's face was feverish, and when she came back to her senses, she realized that the thief's hand on her chest was still rubbing oil, and she was ashamed and indignant to give Wu Ming an iron elbow,
"Oh." Wu Ming screamed in pain, let go of his hand in pain, and Sakuragi Natsuhara took the opportunity to turn around and punch him head-on,
Wu Ming rubbed his chest with one hand, rubbed the corners of his eyes with the other, and roared loudly: "Damn, don't deceive people too much, don't think that I don't fight...... Oops......"
Eating a super pink fist in his stomach again, Wu Ming, who was furious, no longer hesitated, and immediately waved his hand back with an old punch, directly knocking Sakuragi Natsuhara's triumphant smile away,
"You hit me." Sakuragi Natsuhara covered his eyes for a moment, and then shouted like a madman: "Ah...... Yes...... Scoundrel, I'm going to beat you to death......"
Two people in their sixties combined, like two children at this time, you punch me and kick each other......
There is still a tough battle to be fought tomorrow, God knows when the quarrel between the two rivals will stop, Sakuragi Natsuhara's several subordinates who couldn't sleep walked out of the courtyard helplessly, and Zhuge Dachang, who was guarding the door, watched them leave blankly, hesitating whether to catch up and put people down,
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The night is like water, the moon is beautiful, and the sky is full of stars,
I really don't know what to do if I came to save you with kindness,
Women dare to fight, it's really wolf-hearted,
A pair of enemies with blue noses and swollen faces stared at each other, and the panting Sakuragi Natsuhara was stuck on the wall in a large font, Wu Ming's hands were like iron gates, nailing her hands firmly, and the two who were angry did not speak, each sulking,
"Goo-goo...... Goo ......"
Unlike the bird's call, the corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched slightly, and then he remembered that Zhuge Dachang was still helping himself sentry below, what should I do, if I let go of my hand, the woman in front of me would definitely run away, and when I turned around, I would find a submachine gun, and I would beat myself into a sieve with a smile.
The best thing to do is ...... Wu Ming kissed Sakuragi Natsuhara like lightning, his lips touched, a pair of black apricot eyes widened at the corners of his eyes, and the surprised woman came back to her senses, the man's dexterous tongue had already reached into her mouth and turned over the river and the sea,
After a few struggles to refuse and welcome, Sakuragi Natsuhara closed her eyes shyly, and a lingering deep kiss seemed to drain her whole body's strength and sanity, Wu Ming held her huge buttocks and carried her to the attic balcony,
Wu Ming patted Sakuragi Xia Yuan's round and plump buttocks, and shouted at Zhuge Dachang downstairs: "Brother Pig, you can go back, I'll sleep here tonight." ”
"Yikes." Sakuragi Natsuhara, who woke up, screamed, buried his head in Wu Ming's shoulder and neck, and said shamefully: "Don't talk nonsense. ”
The stinky boy put a cannon on it, let Lao Tzu sentry below, now this is a bird to hide the bow, Zhuge Dachang raised his middle finger, Lao Tzu cursed you not to raise it tonight, and then left with a scolding,
After seeing Zhuge Dachang leave, Sakuragi Natsuhara raised his head and said hurriedly: "You are not allowed to be here tonight...... Uh-huh......"
The best way for a woman who chatters in front of her is to give her a kiss, of course, this method is only suitable for women who have feelings for you, who dares to catch a woman on the road to kiss and kiss her, only waiting for prison food,
A pair of infatuated men and women were oblivious and affectionate on the balcony, until a gust of night wind blew, and Sakuragi Natsuhara, who felt a chill in his chest, came back to his senses, I don't know when, all the buttons of her pajamas were opened, she pushed Wu Ming away in shame, and hurriedly closed the placket, covering the good scenery on her chest,
This is a ripe apple, it shouldn't be too difficult to pick, Wu Ming was not too anxious, he put his arm around Sakuragi Natsuhara, rubbed her plump buttocks, and said softly: "Okay, leave here with me tomorrow morning." ”
Sakuragi Natsuhara buttoned up his pajamas, sighed, and said quietly: "If it was eight years ago, I would have followed you without hesitation, now I have a lot of ties around me, if we don't give in without a fight, it will disgrace our family." ”
Wu Ming joked: "Except that you are relatively young, is there any difference between you now and eight years ago?" ”
"Knowingly ask...... Sakuragi Natsuhara snorted, paused for a moment, and then asked, "You...... Why did you come back, is it really for me? ”
"Who else but you." Wu Ming asked rhetorically and said: "As the so-called husband and wife are concentric, their profits are cut off, and the husband and wife are to go the same way through thick and thin, never give up, I will not leave you alone." ”
Sakuragi Natsuhara said resentfully: "We are not a couple. ”
Wu Ming said with a hippie smile: "Who said no, aren't we adulterers and barmaids." ”
Sakuragi Natsuhara lightly slapped Wu Ming a few times, and said angrily: "You yourself are a bad guy, don't pull me into the water." ”
"Women, it's hard to scream with a lonely palm, and a slap can't be slapped."
"Hmph."
The night is getting deeper......
The infatuated man and woman returned to the room, with a shy look Sakuragi Natsuhara bowed his head and was silent, just like the gentle appearance of the original submissive, Wu Ming couldn't help but show a monkey anxious expression, it should be nine out of ten, since it is a beast, don't do that kind of thing that is inferior to a beast, hurry up and do things,
An hour after the lights are out......
Wu Ming's painful voice sounded: "Woman, let go of your legs, don't clamp it so tightly." ”
Sakuragi Natsuhara muttered slowly, "Who told you to touch it." ”
Wu Ming in the dark wants to cry without tears, not to mention the joy of family between husband and wife, he hasn't even taken off a woman's pants now, a young woman in her thirties should be an old sparrow who has seen the big wind and waves, why after going to bed, it is more difficult to coax her to open her legs than to ascend to the sky, I rub, it is even more difficult to coax than a sixteen or seventeen-year-old chick, is there a mistake,
The road is long, the road of adultery is still difficult and dangerous, and tonight is bound to be a night of hard struggle.