One

He Huameng: "Jiang Nanchun, good morning!" I haven't been at home for the past two days, and I'm sorry for neglecting my brother. Have a good weekend! Hua Meng has something to go out, if the eldest brother has time, let's talk after eight o'clock in the evening, and wish happiness forever. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's okay, let's have fun!" ”

He Huameng: "Big brother, good afternoon!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hello! Miss you. ”

He Huameng: "Big brother wrote several books together, it's really amazing, admire." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe! ”

He Huameng: "Why did the eldest brother remember to write about the female frequency?" Convert into a new attempt? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I've been busy lately, and I don't write much." Well. ”

He Huameng: "It's really a challenge for a man to write about a woman. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Yes, I hope to help me." Valuable suggestions and comments. ”

He Huameng: "Where do I dare to give advice, learn from my brother, go and read it!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Thank you! Hope for support!"

He Huameng: "Watching!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Oh! Your support is the motivation for my writing! ”

He Huameng: "Supporting each other is." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hmm! ”

He Huameng: "Big brother, my nickname is Yadan, and I hit the mountain." Thank you! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, it's a coincidence! ”

He Huameng: "It's fate, right?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Yes." 'No coincidence is not a book' is just right to use here, there is a fate! ”

He Huameng: "Is the avatar of my brother's space your son?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Nephew." ”

He Huameng: "It's cute, chubby." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, do you like it?" ”

He Huameng: "I like it a lot, how old are you?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Fifteen. ”

He Huameng: "What about you, son or daughter?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Son, what about you?" ”

He Huameng: "How old are you?" I have a daughter, who is nine years old. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Nineteen. ”

He Huameng: "Why don't you use his photos in the space?" Am I talking too much? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Okay, I have one thing, let's talk later!" ”

He Huameng: "Then you are busy!" ”

Two

Jiang Nanchun: "Are you there?" ”

He Huameng: "Brother, good evening!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's on!" ”

He Huameng: "Hello! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Little sister." ”

He Huameng: "Yes, have you eaten?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I ate it." ”

He Huameng: "Oh. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "What about you?" ”

He Huameng: "I'm done eating." What for? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Find information." ”

He Huameng: "Looking for materials for writing? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "No, anything else. Are you home alone? What about the husband? ”

He Huameng: "My husband is playing on the computer in the hut. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Wow, it's so fun? ”

He Huameng: "What about you?" What about sister-in-law? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "She goes to work." ”

He Huameng: "As soon as my wife goes to work, my husband can do any bad thing, haha, joking." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "What does he do?" ”

He Huameng: "My husband is at the construction site, what does my brother do?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "What about you?" I'm a professional killer, i.e. drawing and writing for a living. What about you? ”

He Huameng: "I don't have a job. Look at who you kill, pigs, dogs, cows and sheep can do, and people will ......"

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe." ”

He Huameng: "Drawing, writing, brother is so poetic and picturesque!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Temperamental, I think you are too, right?" ”

He Huameng: "That's why I borrowed the pen to be lyrical, I can write, painting, the whole new era Picasso, too abstract, abstract and scary." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe, it's also a style. Hopefully we can be friends. ”

He Huameng: "Yes." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Where is your hometown?" ”

He Huameng: "Jinzhou, Liaoning, all my information is true. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Oh, a trustworthy woman. I appreciate you! ”

He Huameng: "I also admire my brother. Brother, why don't you write story by story? Write several together like this, and the updates won't keep up. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Also, I've been busy with other things recently, let's stop writing." ”

He Huameng: "It seems that only "The World of Love" has been signed, in fact, the most important thing in writing is the beginning, and there are highlights in the first three chapters. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "The World of Love" has been completed, and it was done in one go, without interruption. At 20,000 words, the editor asked me to sign a contract. ”

He Huameng: "Then the others should also work hard, come on!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Well, I'll write it well when I have time." ”

He Huameng: "It is easy to sign a contract with the literary network with poor grades and low salary, and there is full attendance at the main station and the women's station, but there is no one on the literary network." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "That's right. So later, I voted for the main station and the girls' network. ”

He Huameng: "My sister-in-law is not here, it's a good time to soak my sister, say, how many are you soaking?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Timid, don't dare." ”

He Huameng: "Look at how to accompany, it doesn't matter if you chat, ...... other things"

Jiang Nanchun: "If you want others to take the initiative, I want it." ”

He Huameng: "If you want others to seduce, you have to pretend to be at a loss." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "No. If others take the initiative, I won't be afraid. Are you proactive? ”

He Huameng: "Sister-in-law beat you with a feather duster." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "No! Would you like to stay with me? ”

He Huameng: "NO, NO, I have always been passive, and I also pretend to be very losing." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Then we are the same, can we cooperate?" Have you ever beaten your husband? ”

He Huameng: "I have beaten, using the blowing air hammer that my daughter played with when she was a child." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I hope you can take the initiative, it's not painful or itchy, it's really happy." ”

He Huameng: "Take the initiative to seduce, but my sister-in-law beat me?" Big brother, I don't want to be disfigured. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I'm willing to let you fight, then I will protect you!" ”

He Huameng: "Is it okay to change the hammer?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "We both flew away, so that they would never be found." ”

He Huameng: "Who believes it?" By then, you'll be gone. If you don't go, it's not good for a little boy to find a little girl. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I promise you, if there are good things, you won't be happy, and it's better if there are no good things." ”

He Huameng: "A man's guarantee is forever, but 'forever' is a height that can never be reached, and your sister is not fooled." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Then I will kidnap you and be my wife." Would you like to? ”

He Huameng: "Oh, we have a hobby, I also like kidnapping, it's better to be my colt." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Hehe! ”

He Huameng: "It seems that we have to compete in martial arts to win or lose!" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I became your colt, what benefits do you give me?" Then you're going to give me a genius baby. ”

He Huameng: "Marry several more princesses for you, serve me during the day and serve you at night, this is a good treatment, right?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I want you to give me a son, and then I will be the crown prince and take the world back." ”

He Huameng: "Forget it, your sons are eighteen, and I don't know what to call another one?" The crown prince, the two brothers fight for power, and the palace fight is not fun. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Let you enjoy the treatment of the emperor's mother." That's the two of us, I'm going to defend you! ”

He Huameng: "Forget it, your family still has a queen mother, the status of the Qing Dynasty, I understand." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "The latecomer is on top, and I love you." ”

He Huameng: "A man's heart, a needle under the sea, can't be seen or touched, and now I swear, and I don't know where to swear for a while." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "She's on the side, why are you so much and I don't have confidence?" ”

He Huameng: "That's a married couple, deep affection, small, stand aside." Because I'm thirty years old, not thirteen, and I came out with my brain. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "It's not good to get married and married, only have a good life with you, we can have a common language." ”

He Huameng: "Brother, are you really in a bad mood?" Have a problem with your sister-in-law? In fact, between husband and wife, it is to tolerate each other and be more considerate! ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Life should be fun. You can see, I'm tormenting her, and I rarely live a married life a few times a year. ”

He Huameng: "After many years of marriage, passion has become family affection, which should become a precipitation of feelings, which is more fragrant. Is she sick? Or don't want to? ”

Jiang Nanchun: "She also ridiculed me for having too strong libido, but in fact, I have been enduring it." ”

He Huameng: "In fact, between men and women really depends on the mood, if there is affection, they naturally think, and if they are ruthless, they will ......"

Jiang Nanchun: "She has no sexual desire in the past few years. ”

He Huameng: "How old is my sister-in-law?" Wait a minute, I'll go boil water. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Okay. Forty, she leaves work at 10 o'clock. ”

He Huameng: "Then it's almost time, brother, how old are you?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Forty-four, what about you?" ”

He Huameng: "Thirty-two years old, a dog." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I talked to you very closely, then you are 13 years younger than me, I am a chicken." ”

He Huameng: "There is a little more than one round of age difference." It is said that men are twenty years old, thirty nights, forty-one weeks, fifty and half months, sixty touches, and seventy talks. Compare it yourself, see what stage you are, and you will know whether what your sister-in-law said is right. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Aristotle said: Men are not older than women who are twenty years older. Forty is still strong. ”

He Huameng: "My husband is eight years older than me, and I always call him uncle, and then I call him uncle." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Oh, that's not true. ”

He Huameng: "What's wrong?" I would like to hear about it. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Are you still so funny? ”

He Huameng: "After ten years of marriage, when we go outside, others still think that we are in love and not married." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "I mean, 'they all say that men are twenty years old, thirty nights, forty-one weeks, fifty and half months, sixty touches, and seventy years,' this statement is not true. ”

He Huameng: "I also listened to my husband say this. The water is boiling, go and make tea. ”

Jiang Nanchun: "Why did you just meet him, why didn't you let me encounter such a good thing?" If only you could be my wife, we would write and draw together. Leave him, follow me! Let's enjoy life! ”

He Huameng: "Hey, my daughter, what should you do with your son?" ”

Jiang Nanchun: "There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, go with the flow." ”

He Huameng: "A sense of responsibility, when a child is born, he must be responsible for him." ”

Jiang Nanchun: "You're right, I know this." Tomorrow we have a lot to say to you. ”

He Huameng: "Okay, have a good dream!" ”