Chapter 003 [Beat the Manager]
If last night's events were out of frustration and misunderstanding, how can today's events be explained?
"Hmph, I really didn't expect that you are not only a womanizer who likes to hunt in **, but also a dirty person who likes to peep into the women's toilet!" While fastening her belt, the woman said angrily, because of extreme anger, the towering peaks on her chest fluctuated up and down, as if she was about to burst her underwear and bounce out, and like two long-sleepy jade rabbits shaking restlessly, Xu Lang was dizzy when she saw it.
Seeing that Xu Lang's pair of thief eyes were still staring intently at her chest at the moment, the woman immediately picked up the briefcase to block her chest, blushed and said angrily: "You give me out, otherwise, I will call someone!" ”
Xu Lang wanted to explain a few words, but the matter has come to this point, and his explanation is still useful.
Wipe it, Lao Tzu is wronged, the mud on the crotch of his pants is not but, Lao Tzu has to admit it! Let's just take it as the punishment of someone's innocence under the misunderstanding last night.
Xu Lang hurriedly ran out of the women's toilet, fortunately, there were no outsiders around, and after vaguely hearing him come out, the girl scolded again: "Rogue!" ”
After the girl walked out, the girl couldn't help but wonder, when she came in, in order to avoid being seen by others that she hid in the toilet and sorted out her clothes, she deliberately plugged in the door, how did this hooligan get in? It looks like only the windows are open, but this is the 16th floor, so how can you climb up from below?
The girl came out of the hotel in a panic, originally wanted to go home and wash it well, wash off the residual smell of the man on her body, but how could she have an important meeting today, she had to go on a business trip after the meeting, the air tickets have been booked, she had to come, so she hurriedly took a taxi to the Hongding Building, originally her office was not on the 16th floor, but on it, in order to avoid being seen by the acquaintances above her flustered appearance, she deliberately stayed on the 16th floor, came to this toilet, but was unexpectedly peeped by this shameless guy.
Why is his fate so bitter, he lost his innocence overnight, if he is a man worthy of entrusting for life, it would be fine, but the question is how good can a man with a peeping-peeping fetish for the female toilet be better?
Thinking of this, the tears in the girl's eyes were swirling again.
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Xu Lang walked through the narrow corridor extremely depressed, clocked in, signed in, and came to the huge office, fortunately, he arrived earlier than the underwhelming manager Li Wenhua, and if the guy wanted to be mad, it was estimated that he would not be able to do it.
Sure enough, when Li Wenhua walked out of the elevator, he looked at his watch, it was almost nine o'clock, and it was absolutely impossible for Xu Lang's kid to arrive at the office on time, he had already thought of the rhetoric of firing Xu Lang, and even the dejected embarrassment after Xu Lang was fired by him had already brewed in his mind.
"Hey, hey......" Thinking of this, Li Wenhua couldn't help laughing.
"Yo, Manager Li, what's the matter with being so happy?" Zhang Yujiao, the clerk in charge of punching in and out, asked.
"Hehe, I'm glad I wasn't late, didn't you see, there was a long queue under the elevator, good guy, that's called a sea of people, it is estimated that the people after the next wave of elevators will have to be late, this ...... Well? ”
Li Wenhua took out the magnetic card and prepared to punch in, while opening the registration book to sign, but unexpectedly, a name came into view: Xu Lang!
"Huh? Composed...... Xu Lang, he has already come up, how is this possible? Li Wenhua asked in surprise.
"Manager Li, what's wrong? You mean Xu Lang, he just arrived, you and him have a front foot and a back foot. Miss Clerk said.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible, he is obviously at the back of the line, even if he cuts into the elevator, he should take the same elevator as me, Xiao Zhang, there are no outsiders here, you tell me the truth, did Xu Lang bribe you, handed over the card to you in advance, and asked you to check in for him?" Li Wenhua was skeptical.
Zhang Yujiao said with a wronged face: "Manager Li, what did you say, don't you know about our company's sign-in system?" In the case of not asking for leave or business trip in advance, it is necessary to have a magnetic card, fingerprints, and signature, and the time point cannot be bad, otherwise the attendance bonus will be deducted, and the year-end bonus will be halved, even if I can punch Xu Lang, fingerprints and signatures will always be impossible, right? ”
"This ......" Li Wenhua is right to think about it, but he doesn't believe that Xu Lang has come up, according to Zhang Yujiao's explanation, the two of them came in with the front foot and the back foot, so even if he saw the wrong person in the hall below, the back of the line was not Xu Lang, Xu Lang took the elevator before him, but when he was queuing, he should be able to see it, "Impossible, this is absolutely impossible......" Li Wenhua was very unwilling and walked into the office area quickly.
And Zhang Yujiao shouted from behind: "Manager Li, you haven't finished signing in yet?" The time is almost up. ”
However, Li Wenhua, who was bent on rectifying Xu Lang, did not hear Zhang Yujiao's reminder at all.
After coming to the office area, Xu Lang sat in his "small square", and in the office area of more than 20 people, only he Li Wenhua was the last to arrive, he was really unbelievable, he couldn't help but walk up to Xu Lang angrily, and patted Xu Lang on the shoulder, "Xu Lang, you are obviously late, why are you earlier than me?" ”
Xu Lang really didn't want to answer this stupid question, he had to beat him hard according to his previous personality, but now that he has changed his sex, he is determined to say goodbye to the past, so Xu Lang has no choice but to suppress his anger.
At this time, the eyes of all colleagues were focused on Xu Lang, and they didn't know what kind of conflict would break out between the two.
"Manager Li, what are you talking about, you can check it, it was 8:58 when I signed in, and it didn't seem like I was late, but you, right?" Xu Lang said lightly.
As soon as he heard this, Li Wenhua seemed to remember something, and hurriedly turned around, intending to supplement the sign-in procedure, but was told by Zhang Yujiao that the sign-in procedure had been automatically closed because the time had come.
This also means that a month's full attendance award of 500 yuan, half of the year-end bonus of 10,000 yuan instantly soaked, originally wanted to rectify Xu Lang, but he lost so much money for no reason, after graduating from college, he was conscientious, diligent, step by step to climb to the position of department manager is quite not easy, in the metropolis of Jiangdu finally bought a house with a total price of nearly 2 million, just paid the down payment, the original bonus of more than 10,000 yuan can let him have a good year, but he didn't expect to be in the soup in an instant.
And all this he blames on Xu Lang, a hairy boy who has just been in the company for more than a month and is only in his early 20s!
But now, in the absence of a favorable excuse, Li Wenhua is really not able to be angry with Xu Lang, so he has to find another opportunity.
The long meeting of more than an hour was still going on, and Li Wenhua counted Xu Lang intentionally or unintentionally, but it was not to the point of "making a big move".
Near the end of the meeting, Xu Lang's mobile phone suddenly rang, which made Li Wenhua very proud, because the company has long stipulated that the mobile phone can not ring during the meeting, once it rings, it can not be answered and the bonus of this month must be deducted.
After Xu Lang entered the company, although he also felt that such a company was too depressing, but fortunately, more than 90% of the company were women, and all of them were beautiful girls.
Xu Lang didn't want to answer the call, but when he saw that it was a call from his old family, and it was a call from his grandfather, who had worked hard to raise him, Xu Lang had to answer it anyway.
Grandpa's mobile phone is still specially equipped for his grandfather after Xu Lang returned to China, according to his old man's concept of frugality, he will definitely not buy his own mobile phone, in the words of the old man, he wants to find someone in the village, standing at the door and shouting The whole village can hear it, where to use the mobile phone, even if Xu Lang bought him a mobile phone, grandpa always said that he would not call when there was nothing to do, and the phone bill was too expensive.
Now that grandpa is calling him, there must be something big.
Xu Lang hurriedly answered the phone, but the voice on the other end of the phone was not grandpa's, but the roar of a shrew-type woman: "You white-eyed wolf, Wang Balamb, you went into the big city by yourself to enjoy it, have you ever thought about us?" We've been feeding you for nothing all these years, and you forgot that your aunt bought you a pair of sneakers when you were in high school. ”
And next to him, an old man with a somewhat hoarse voice said: "Cuilian, don't say it, Xu Lang is not easy...... Ah......h
"Get out of here, you old immortal!"
Although he didn't see it in person, Xu Lang could imagine that the shrew was abusing the elderly again.
When Xu Lang was about to open his mouth to get angry, who knew that Li Wenhua snatched the mobile phone from Xu Lang's hand, pressed the shutdown button, and said angrily: "Xu Lang, don't you know the company's regulations?" Answering the phone so boldly! ”
Xu Lang was already full of anger in his heart, and he didn't want to have a seizure, but the manager was really inadequate, he glared at Li Wenhua angrily, and said coldly: "Bring your phone!" ”
"Yo he, who are you to order, and dare to order Lao Tzu!" Li Wenhua is not afraid of Xu Lang at all, in his consciousness, Xu Lang has always been an honest man and has a good temper.
However, Li Wenhua saw it wrong, it was very wrong, and it was outrageously wrong, which he didn't realize until Xu Lang grabbed him like a sandbag of human flesh, and finally beat him unconscious and entered a dying state.
Everyone was dumbfounded, staring blankly at the scene happening in front of them, just like the action of Ip Man Grandmaster beating sandbags and stakes when practicing Wing Chun in the movie, they couldn't believe their eyes.
Oh my God, a small clerk actually beat the manager, and he beat him so hard! It's incredible!
However, the colleagues who saw this scene were surprised, and they couldn't help but have one word in their hearts: even!
Because of the scene of beating the poisonous manager Li Wenhua, it has appeared in their dreams many times, and now it has become a reality.
When Li Wenhua was dying, he groaned: I-to-sue-you-