22. Imps
Exception?! What exceptions?
But, hehe, it's okay, I brought something good today, and besides, the main target is him.
"Huh, it's you?" At this moment, Yan Xiong also saw me.
"Hey, yes, it's me!" I smiled and waved at him.
"How?" Yan Xiong crossed his waist, looked at me with a smile, and said. "You caught a zombie and sent it to us?"
"Zombies? No zombies! I smiled and shook my head.
"Yo, you still know that there are no zombies, your illness is cured?" Yan Xiong teased.
Silly boy, what a silly child, hehe, there are no zombies, I brought something else! Wait, wahahaha......
However, looking at him, it seems that he doesn't know what he's doing here!
"You didn't tell him?"
"Nope!" Liang Qian'er shook her head and said. "The Spiritual Affairs Bureau is a confidential organization of the Force, and I was afraid that he would get excited when he heard it and talk nonsense everywhere, so when I informed him in the morning, I only said that the Serious Crime Unit had changed its headquarters."
Hearing this, Yan Xiong's face was confused. "What spiritual affairs, what will I be excited about, what are you talking about?"
"Don't know? Then tell him! I smiled and raised my eyebrows at Liang Qian'er.
"Alas, well! Anyway, today's newspaper is not much to see! Liang Qian'er stood up, looked at Yan Xiong, and said. Don't you wonder why we only called you alone when we changed the headquarters of the Serious Crime Unit? ”
"What's so strange about this!" Yan Xiong took it for granted, said. "I'm a sheriff, I'm sure I'm going to get acquainted with the new environment first!"
Hahahaha, this stupid kid is really in a hurry!
Liang Qian'er and I glanced at each other with a snicker on our faces.
Yan Xiong became nervous all of a sudden, he looked at us at a loss, and said. "How...... How? Still...... Something special? ”
"Not bad!" At this time, Uncle Liang also stood up and said. "Welcome to the Spiritual Affairs Division!"
"Spiritual Affairs?! What kind of spiritual affairs department? Yan Xiong was a little anxious.
"The abbreviation of the Paranormal Event Handling Section, the Spiritual Affairs Section!" Liang Qian'er said.
"Paranormal events? Well, Madam, you're not kidding! Yan Xiong said in disbelief.
"Nope!" Liang Qian'er said without doubt.
"And what is he here for?" Yan Xiong pointed at me and said.
"Little Zhang Heavenly Master is here to teach us how to deal with supernatural creatures!" Liang Qian'er said.
"He? Just him? Still little Zhang Tianshi, are you sure he is not a god stick? Yan Xiong said.
If it were in normal times, just his words, I would definitely be on fire all of a sudden, but now! Hahahaha......
"Can't you?" I looked at him and smiled.
"Madam, sir, have you been brainwashed by him!" Yan Xiong was about to break down and cry.
"There is always a process of adaptation." Uncle Liang looked at me and said. "Little Zhang Tianshi, please leave it to you!"
Hahaha, that's what I'm waiting for today.
"Leave it to me!" Patting my chest, I walked towards Yan Xiong.
"You, you, you, what are you doing?" Yan Xiong said nervously.
"It's okay, relax!" I winked at him and smiled, and then, with my hands, quickly formed a sword finger and quickly wiped his eyes.
"Huh~~~" A golden light entered his eyes.
"What the hell are you doing!" Yan Xiong rubbed his eyes wildly and shouted.
"Open your eyes, otherwise, how can you see ghosts!" As I spoke, I looked at Liang Qian'er behind me again and said. "Yesterday taught you some knowledge, but you haven't seen a real supernatural creature yet, do you want to ......?"
"Okay!" Liang Qian'er didn't care.
"Well, you're more manly than him!" I praised.
"Huh?" Liang Qian'er raised her eyebrows.
"No...... No, I mean you're bold! With a dry smile, I quickly wiped her eyes again.
Similarly, "Huh~~~", a golden light submerged into her eyes.
"Where's Uncle Liang?" I looked at Uncle Liang again.
"I don't want it, I read the newspaper, I read the newspaper!" As he spoke, Uncle Liang pretended to pick up the newspaper, and out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Liang Qian'er and Yan Xiong gloatingly.
"Okay!" I nodded, and took out a finger-sized black bead from my bosom, the bead was translucent, and there was a misty breath inside.
"What is this?" Liang Qian'er said curiously.
"This is a soul bead, which can carry the soul, and inside, there is a ghost tamed by my master!" As I spoke, I looked at Yan Xiong again and said with a smile. "Don't you don't believe in zombies? I can't bring a zombie to show you today, but after reading this, you should believe it! ”
"I ...... I...... I ......" Yan Xiong looked at the beads in my hand with round eyes, nervous, and couldn't even speak.
Haha, cool! That's cool! But there's more to come!
I held the bead in my left hand and pinched it into a sword finger with my right hand.
"The Heavenly Master borrows the Fa, all things gather spirits, and the soul appears!"
As soon as the decree came out, the surrounding aura converged on my sword finger, and hurriedly, my sword finger pointed at the soul bead again, and a colorful aura shot out from the top of the sword finger and submerged into the soul bead.
The soul bead got the aura and began to tremble.
Just in the shocked eyes of Liang Qian'er and Yan Xiong, the soul bead flew into the air with a 'sigh~~~', and then, a white mist diffused out of the soul bead.
The white mist became thicker and thicker, and began to entangle and condense, and slowly, a translucent figure was formed.
It was a little boy, chubby and very cute, he stretched his waist in the air, looked at me dissatisfied, and said.
"Why did you call me out? I'm sleeping soundly! ”
"This is the ghost?" Liang Qian'er pointed at him and shouted. "It's so cute!"
And Yan Xiong was also a little encouraged by the appearance of the little ghost at this time, and he said bravely. "This ...... Is this a ghost? Using a projector to deceive people is also ...... At least get it real! ”
I went, and when they said that, even I didn't think he was a ghost.
"Dude, let's discuss!" I hurriedly said to the little ghost in the air. "You're a ghost after all, don't you look like a ghost!"
"Dude! You say I'm a ghost, how else can I be a ghost! ”
"You should at least be a little fierce, a little more terrifying!" I reminded.
"Is that any good?"
What the? Advantage? This little ghost doesn't learn well at a young age, and he will bargain, but there is no way, I only brought this soul bead today.
"You, what do you want?" I said depressedly.
"At least burn me a bicycle and a game console! It's boring to be a ghost, buddy! ”
"What, a bicycle needs a game console?" I'm in a hurry. "Bicycles are very expensive, alas, the last time I went to the paper shop, I saw that it cost two or three hundred ......"
"That's not negotiable!" The little ghost spread his hands and said.
"Uh...... All right! I gritted my teeth. You're ruthless, deal! ”
"Thank you! Nabs! ”
The imp smiled, and his body immediately became blurry, and suddenly, at this moment, a gloomy wind began to blow around him, and even the sky darkened.
Then, a flash of green light appeared, and a super large little ghost head appeared in the air.
"I'm a ghost~~~" The little ghost's mouth opened wide, and a thick and big tongue stretched out from the giant mouth, like a python making a few bends in the air, and then, licked Liang Qian'er and Yan Xiong's faces.
The two of them were stuck there on the spot.
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