Chapter 108: Chickens and Ducks Fight
One
Zhang Koubao: "Good boss! In the past, it was common for us to quarrel on the Internet, but now, I still like you to call me Zhang Baobao. I'm still the same me I used to be, don't avoid me like a plague god, I won't harm people, harming people is equal to harming. I'm in the first hospital of C state, and I have good news for you, now I'm sleepy and tired from the day. β
Jiang Nanchun: "Sick to death?" Then, "Is there a problem with the old mother-in-law?" Or is it in first aid? β
Two
Zhang Koubao: "I haven't seen my brother go online for a few days, and I have four chat friends engaged in this profession." One is done in City G, one is in City S, and the other is in City T. β
Jiang Nanchun: "That's a bird, stingy ghost!" β
Zhang Koubao: "Hahahaha! β
Jiang Nanchun: "If you want to pay, I will look up to you." β
Zhang Koubao made an arrogant expression: "Of course the money is willing to pay, but you also have to do what you can, and your ability is big or small." β
Jiang Nanchun: "Dare to give everything you have." "Sent a tree thumbs up emoji.
Zhang Koubao: "I'm not as good as you." So I want to know more about that business, do that thing, and be able to have a lot of money. β
Jiang Nanchun: "To have backbone, but also to have a kind of courage." β
Zhang Koubao: "Yes. I'm going to be busy, out of company! The money has to be invested, and it becomes dead money when it is put there, and there is still a bird for it! β
Jiang Nanchun: "It's good to know." β
Three
Zhang Koubao: "This year's Spring Festival Gala also let me be on a show." β
Jiang Nanchun: "How much do you give?" β
Zhang Koubao: "Bird money." β
Jiang Nanchun: "Then what are you doing with it?" Less brains! It's also good to have this kung fu to play, it hurts the muscles and bones, and it's not flattering. β
Zhang Koubao: "Aim to participate." A smile was struck.
Jiang Nanchun: "Stay!" β
Zhang Koubao: "Yes! β
Jiang Nanchun: "Silly chicken, I think you should take a break from proofing!" β
Zhang Koubao sent a smiling expression: "The bird money is not spent, and he said that he will go to H Province, and all the travel expenses of A Province A will be lost, so I have to wait a little longer." β
Jiang Nanchun: "Stingy, I went to G City to do it." Do it yourself! β
Zhang Koubao: "When you have money, you are busy and suspicious." β
Jiang Nanchun: "Or you do it and I go offline and go to G City to do it." β
Zhang Koubao: "I'm going to go to S City to do it, there is less principal over there for economic reasons, and there is less in T City, and I know the price." There are also friends in G City who want me to come over, but I feel that I owe that friend in H Province. Alas! Now I'm in a dilemma. β
Jiang Nanchun: "You decide." β
Zhang Koubao: "That friend in H Province heard that my friend was coming, as if he was looking forward to the stars and the moon. β
Jiang Nanchun: "I don't want to bargain with you, I've done it." β
Zhang Koubao: "I always focus on mahjong now. A smile was struck.
Jiang Nanchun: "Go to him and do it yourself!" β
Zhang Koubao: "Bragging, right?" β
Jiang Nanchun: "Believe it or not." I did it with the people of M. β
Zhang Koubao: "But as soon as I calm down and think about such hard work, I feel angry when I think about this matter." Come back from the night shift and listen to you blow. β
Jiang Nanchun: "Don't blow." β
Zhang Koubao: "I know you are receptive, so I'm going to take a bath." β
Jiang Nanchun: "I'm going to have something." β
Four
Zhang Koubao: "What should you do on the *end* of the world?" β
Jiang Nanchun: "The doomsday theory of nonsense should be stopped, but it has actually been proved that this does not exist and has no scientific basis." Why are people so stupid? This is the sorrow of humanity! β
Zhang Koubao: "I can't see it, don't pretend to be a gentleman anymore." β
Jiang Nanchun: "Fool, care more about life." β
Zhang Koubao: "Teachers and students boldly hug each other, and the day will be the day." β
Jiang Nanchun made a beating expression.
Five
Zhang Koubao: "This year, I plan to make a cross talk joke, and the draft has been written." The name is hand-to-foot dialogue or foot grievances, and find out where the feet and hands are 'treated unfairly' in life. You think there should be content to dig into, right? β
Jiang Nanchun made an OK expression.
Zhang Koubao: "I don't have a bottom in my heart now, so I will discuss with you." I'll list one or two jokes that I think you have, what do you think? "Later." Is there anybody? β
Jiang Nanchun: "Oh, let's say it! β
Zhang Koubao: "People say that brotherhood is deep, but on the sports field, when I try my best to tear up." Kick the football into the opponent's goal, but the flowers and silver trophies make you dazzle in your hands. Have you considered how my feet feel? Do you know why BX football is so good? People have a secret that they sleep with trophies under their feet at night. β¦β¦ I don't list them all, do you think this kind of thinking will work? Then, "You eat and take the card, otherwise how can the master say good things about you?" Yes! You have changed our world with your industrious hands......"
Jiang Nanchun: "OK! β
Zhang Koubao: "Why don't you praise me?" Help the master rub alabaster and beauty cream on his face, and you don't forget to get a little bit for yourself in the end, why don't you touch a little bit on my feet! Holding hands and hugging your first love......" didn't hear back, "Are you dumb?" You are? β
Jiang Nanchun made a beating expression.
Zhang Koubao: "Why fight?" People ask you to do this favor, but you ignore it. β
Jiang Nanchun: "The rooster crows in the middle of the night, and the three watches in the middle of the night scream." β
Zhang Koubao: "It's not too late for me to ask you yesterday!" The great writer only cares about eating good grass by himself. β
Six
Zhang Koubao: "Happy New Year!" β
Jiang Nanchun: "You, Hu Hansan, are back!" Tomorrow to go to the old everybody. β
Zhang Koubao sent a gift-giving expression: "Life has been troubled a lot, what about one more time?" Go to the place in the dream, and I won't look back if I'm wrong. β
Jiang Nanchun sent him a poem: "The Landing Point of Love"
Hopeless waiting,
Leaving more than just regrets,
It's more helplessness.
idolatry each other,
You can only wander on the road of love,
In fact, love is dead and alive,
But like a flower blooming,
will soon wither,
Becoming history no longer exists.
Your stupidity.
It's the persistent waiting,
But the door of love is not open to you.
There is always too much harm in the world,
Love to the limit,
will fall off the cliff,
I can't find a landing place for love,
can only tie himself to the cross of love,
Release the symbol of your love,
A new landing spot awaits you.
There has never been an immutable state of affairs in the world,
Pursue true love,
That's just a red thread under your feet.
It's up to you how you choose,
Is it to move forward or to bypass?
In fact
There is no choice of choice,
is the best choice. He made a handshake emoji.
Zhang Koubao: "Good poems, who wrote them?" β
Jiang Nanchun: "It was written by my book friend Babaishanren. β
Zhang Koubao: "Awesome! Wonderful! β
Jiang Nanchun: "Let you read another poem "Oriental Talent"
In the vast sea of people and the suffering world,
You fight with an unyielding soul,
You desperately want to break through the lifeless confinement.
10,000 shocks in life,
You are never discouraged,
Stubbornly struggling.
For the end ending that is different.
Be steadfast in the journey of life.
Your dreams,
Practice in the course of your difficult life.
In fact
Everyone's dreams are different,
What we pursue is the value of life.
This value is reflected.
You have taken a step forward in the journey of life.
Difficult to move forward,
It allows you to gain more knowledge than people can't get.
You're starting to come out of the darkness,
Shine like a star,
Illuminating humanity.
Illuminating future generations.
You stand at the forefront of humanity,
Not for yourself,
Rather, it is to guide future generations.
No more loss of direction in the ocean of life.
You stand on the highest point in the East,
Standing,
has created countless miracles for mankind,
This is the Oriental Talent! β
Zhang Koubao: "Wow, what a huge number of works! Let me savor it. β
Seven
Jiang Nanchun made a beating expression.
Zhang Koubao: "There is a reaction as soon as you hit it." β
Jiang Nanchun: "Dung! β
Zhang Koubao: "Haha! β
Jiang Nanchun: "Dung youth." β
Zhang Koubao: "Whatever you say, you are an excellent young man." "Gave a tree thumbs up emoji.
Jiang Nanchun: "I'm middle-aged and elderly, and you're still young, so you're very naΓ―ve." β
Zhang Koubao: "You and your father are at the same level, and they are both elderly." A snickering emoji was posted.
Jiang Nanchun: "So you call you a dung youth, you and your father are, you can't tell the difference between old age and middle age?" β
Zhang Koubao: "You said it yourself." β
Jiang Nanchun: "Idiot! β
Zhang Koubao: "I hate it!" He made a toothy expression.
Eight
Zhang Koubao sent an expression of eating.
Jiang Nanchun: "Go and see the long connection of the eight hundred mountain people:
A few years ago, I had a whimsical idea to write a long couplet for the three mountain temples in JN Lake Street, I thought about it for a long time, brewed for eight years, revised it several times, and now I feel that there is no modification, but I still feel that there are dissatisfactions, and I am now dedicated to you at a glance to feast your eyes.
1γ Jinguang Temple
Uplink: In the Golden Ox Mountain, the golden light is shining, the pine is vigorous, the stone path is strange, the woodcutter is bumpy, the woodcutter walks alone, the pretty girl dots the stone, the camellia flower fragrance is fragrant, the ancient wind is drifting, the mountain light is still there, the autumn color is misty, the ancient temple is rebuilt, the charm is still there, the sun shines on the incense burner, the purple gas is all over the wilderness, the fairy cave is in the cave, the sun shoots the sun, the ten thousand stone steps are in front of the river, the front and back should look at the river, the river is boundless, looking at the ancient and the present, the Zen master will be on the temple, looking at the ancient and the present, the ancient and the golden pagoda will be far away, the legend of the Buddha is the legend of the Tang Dynasty, the eight hundred Arhats built bridges, the people pass on the scriptures, send the treasure, the eight hundred bridges, find the traces of Zen, the shadow of the river can be seen, the Ming Dynasty Liu Ji casts the ox to control the water, the mountain pressure the mountain to suppress the evil, and benefit one side, the heavenly master Gao Deng sacrifices to the altar of heaven, calls for the wind and rain, the annual harvest, the gossip array, the old way returns to seclusion, lives and works in peace and contentment, the merits are immeasurable, and the treasure is sealed by the Heavenly PrinceTaurus plays yin and yang gossip
Allied: On the White Dragon Lake, the white waves are rolling, the ancient boat floats horizontally, the water flow is weird, the sleeves are left to stay with the fish, the shepherd boy is fishing alone, the shepherd boy is playing in the water, the mermaid is charming, the waves are blowing, the spring is gorgeous, the artistic conception of the Dragon Palace restoration is still in the moon, the blue lake is light mist, the shore is watching the moon, Chang'e is running to the moon, the waves are stacked, the waves are pushing the waves, the water waves in the crystal palace are suspicious, the old Taoist prophet understands the way of heaven, rewards the diligent, looks at the north water, Taigong, Diaoyutai Mountain, the water is turned around, belongs to the fairyland, the myth of the East China Sea, the fourteen dragons spray clouds, spit fog, drought resistance, rainfall, chasing dragons, shadows, tornadoes, and returning to the mountains and stonesWhite Dragon Game Feng Shui Tai Chi
2. Zhaoxian Temple
Shanglian: The fairy spirit in the fog absorbs more Emei Mountain, the prodigy, the small mountain layman is the believer, the west is difficult to learn the scriptures, the road is difficult to pass, the hands are folded, the true transmission is beyond the heavens, the sky is full of brilliant stars, the Milky Way jade belt floats in the sky, the sky is full of stars, the galaxy jade belt floats in the sky, the sky is in the sky, the two gentry trees are in the temple, the two ginkgo trees are in front of the door, the Zen sect inspects the clouds, the clouds go to the sunset, the sunset is red, the sky is empty, the rainbow is in the Emei Mountain, and the children and grandchildren are all rich
Downlink: Pedestrians in the rain less walking, Zhaoxian Temple, into the noble lord, the grandson of the Ming Emperor, as a monk, the east mountain rises again, the sky does not help, one heart to return to the Buddha, seek the right fruit, cultivate Bodhi, see the Buddha on the road, the road twists and turns, the white clouds and dense fog surround the mountain valley, the morning is born purple gas, Emei Mountain, looking for a dragon vein, the Buddha sits and watches, the Buddha sits and watches, the sun rises, the rising sun rises in the east, the high mountain flowing water, the strings between the strings, the tree next to the Zhaoxian Temple, the holy tower has been developed for generations
Jiuhua Temple
Uplink:
Xiyang Mountain, see the sunset, the sunset on the West Mountain, the joy of the eight hundred rivers, a waterway from the north to the south, leading to the west of the mountain, the building outside the green mountain, the building outside the building, the wind blows leisurely, the breeze blows the Zen clothes, the new guests and the old friends can not stay
The four seasons turn around throughout the year, time never goes backwards, ten miles long mountains, ten miles long is not as long as the Buddhists, one word is widely understood, and thousands of sentences of the Buddha's words are known, so that this life is unusual, Buddhism is boundless, and the Buddha illuminates the magic road, competing with each other
Emperor Shunzhi didn't want to take off the dragon robe, hold the Zen staff, the high-ranking officials were generous, there was no temptation, and the people who believed in Buddhism abandoned the emperor, and the plain and plain was the true Buddha, and the Buddha was a monk, eating fasting and reciting the Buddha, although he was lonely, he did not compete with others
Allied:
Jiuhua Temple, Ronghua, Jiuyang, Tongtianliang, Jingjing, Liuhe pontoon bridge, east and west, merchant ships, north path, honey, honey, sweet and sweet, rain, drums, dingding, light fog, but floating dust, Chen Peng, old friends, not old relatives
Three heads and six arms, go and come again, the sun and the moon have always been difficult to approach, 800 miles of the river, 800 miles and the Yangtze River, but the surname of one or two families in the heart, I feel that there is a gospel in this world, there is a way to heaven in heaven, and good and evil are the same as the importance and lightness
Yunwen ascended the throne did not do long, put on a robe, held a bowl, and it was difficult for the royal nobles to keep reciting the scriptures, and the monks and the emperor were pure and pure, and the two eyes were clear, and the monks cultivated their minds, but it was naturally rare to talk about the old and the new with Buddhism
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Zhang Koubao: "Sell me your friend's masterpiece!" (To be continued......)