readx; “…… Deputy Director Qiao, how is the school arranged? Isn't this a clear attempt to make a fool of the melon? ”

The curriculum of the party school can be summed up as "three basics and five contemporary", and the three "basics" refer to Marxism-Leninism, Mao Zedong Thought, and the "Three Represents" Thought; 5. "Contemporary" refers to contemporary national defense, contemporary science and technology, contemporary trends of thought, contemporary law, and contemporary economic education. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Students should study some original classics in order to improve their theoretical accomplishment. The duration of the courses is relatively long, the refresher course is generally half a year, the shortest is three months, the training course is one year, and the theoretical course is one or two years.

I don't know how the above arrangement, but not only did the training class for cadres at the department and bureau level receive a notice to attend the class, but even the provincial and ministerial-level trainees rushed over under the organization of the assistant director of the Central Organization Department. In addition to this, there are more than 300 cadets of advanced and theoretical courses, as well as the National School of Administration.

Zhao Weiming, vice governor of the People's Republic of J Province, is also one of the trainees of this provincial and ministerial-level cadre training course, seeing that the teaching location is not arranged in the large classroom, but in the auditorium where the opening and closing ceremonies are held, as well as the speeches of national leaders, Zhao Weiming leaned into Qiao Wei's ear and couldn't help but ask.

Pots of flowers, party flags, how serious and serious they are. Such a large rostrum was empty, and in the face of the hundreds of officials at or above the department and bureau level below, Professor Tian Da did not stand or sit, causing everyone to laugh.

As the right and left hand of the No. 3 leader, how could Qiao Wei not know that this was a test for him by the leaders. If this scene can't be coped with, then there is no need for Professor Tian Da to be trained. At the same time, it also shows an attitude, don't do porcelain work without diamonds, if you can't control the scene, or can't tell a one, two, three, four, then don't point fingers like before in the future, because you don't have that qualification.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has long reported on Professor Tianda's performance abroad in the form of a report. Qiao Wei is full of confidence in whether he can pass this hurdle. Seeing Zhao Weiming's worried expression, he smiled casually: "People will always change, the melon now is not the melon of five years ago, I think it shouldn't be a problem." ”

The leaders of the party school are really, and they don't arrange a host to introduce them, so they push themselves onto the rostrum in a daze. Tian Wenjian looked back and looked around, then turned around, grabbed the microphone with one hand, and pointed to the official who was laughing the most fiercely in the front row with the other, and asked with a serious face: "What about you, this student...... It's you, what are you laughing at? ”

Holding chicken feathers as an arrow, standing on the rostrum, do you really think you are a leader? Seeing that Dr. Tian was pointing the finger at himself, the vice-provincial cadre stood up suddenly, with an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and asked provocatively: "Professor Tian, can't you even laugh when you listen to your class?" ”

The students in the audience were all rational before entering the school, except for a very few people, they basically never watched the lecture video of Professor Tian University. I only know that last summer's "Sage Zhang Xun and Cannibal Zhang Xun" was made by him, and he was scolded for being a bloody squirt.

He also has a role in building momentum for the AIDS population, but compared to Gao Yijie, Gui Xen, He Bingsu and other old-timers who are on the front line, he is just a guy who wavs the flag and shouts. Because of this, in the eyes of the vast majority of students, Tian Wenjian is also a fame and reputation fisherman.

For such a grandiose guy, standing on the podium to teach himself was a joke in itself, and everyone laughed even more when they saw the deputy provincial cadre raise the bar with him.

It's normal to look down on yourself, but for these high-ranking officials in front of you who only know how to look up, it's really strange to look down on yourself! Tian Wenjian was not angry, but asked not without self-deprecation: "Yes, but you have to explain why you laugh?" Who is laughing at? What motives? What purpose? Is there anyone behind this? Are there any accomplices to laugh with you? ”

If the name is not right, it is not good, since he is standing on the rostrum, then he is a professor of the party school. No matter how high your party and administrative positions are, as long as you sit under the rostrum, then you are a student, and in the face of Dr. Tian Da's rhetorical question, the deputy provincial senior official was stuck, and I really don't know how to answer.

You must know that Tian Wenjian's problem is not as simple as laughing at him or not, but rather satirizing some ridiculous and pathetic practices of officials in dealing with emergencies in disguise, and giving people a big hat of "hostile forces" at every turn, instead of facing up to the contradictions and reflecting on whether there have been deviations in the process of administration.

No man shall be disguised, and no sea shall be measured. In such a short period of time, there are indeed two brushes to fight back in this way. The people sitting here were all masters of playing dumb riddles, how could they not hear the meaning of Professor Tian Da's words, and they couldn't laugh anymore, but stared at the young man on the stage with mixed reputations, wondering what he had to say.

"Please sit down, the laughter is over, let's start now."

To everyone's surprise, Professor Tian did not chase after this issue, but walked off the rostrum as if he was in a university class, and said with an expressionless face: "According to the organizational arrangement, I was supposed to give a lecture to you today, but I think this place is too big. I'm sitting alone on the podium, and you're sitting right underneath, how funny and funny it looks, and the reason why I'm stepping off the podium is to get closer to you.

I don't want to talk about what you are used to in the traditional sense, but I just want to share my views on some issues. As soon as I say that, you just listen to it, don't memorize it, let alone record it, and I'm responsible for what I say wrong.

In addition, I want to say that what I am talking about has a low starting point, no height, no depth, and is not like other professors, who are both "high" and "deep", and have a magnificent momentum. I'm starting small and sharing with you some issues related to integrity and official ethics. ”

This opening sentence is a bit long, and it is not as straight to the point as it is for the students of Jiang University. Professor Tian Da also has no way, after all, students are not students, and their identities and statuses are very different, and it is really not easy to let them listen to the lectures honestly.

Anyway, the pace of the class is grasped. His content, which is neither "exalted" nor "deep", immediately attracted everyone's attention. Qiao Wei nodded with satisfaction, patted Zhao Weiming's thigh, and said in a low voice: "I'm not wrong, this little scene can't stop him." ”

Zhao Weiming was about to speak, but Professor Tian Da continued: "It can be said that it is a cliché to talk about clean government and official morality. More than 50 experts and scholars from the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, the Central Party School, the State Academy of Administration, Yenching University, Chinese People's University, Tsinghua University, and other institutions recently held a seminar to study this issue.

After the discussion, a consensus was reached that "the construction of a clean government focuses on implementation, education and ethics alone cannot solve the problem of clean government, and governance [***] needs both the education of clean government with prominent and soft surnames, and the institutional constraints of incognito and rigid surnames". ”

At first, it was a little interesting, how could it be said that it became empty words?

Qiao Wei frowned suddenly, and at this time, Professor Tian Da changed his words and said sneeringly: "If I continue to follow this routine, then I am really worried that I will become mentally retarded." Even high school students understand that power without supervision is easy to breed [***], and we are still stuck a few centuries ago, arguing passionately about those problems that humanity basically solved theoretically in the 18th and 19th centuries and has been proven in practice, which is a big joke! ”

Fuck, how dare you say it! Either they don't open their mouths, and as soon as they open their mouths, they scold the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, the Central Party School, the National Academy of Administration, and other state institutions and the highest institutions. There was an uproar in the auditorium, and the students all showed incredible expressions, secretly wondering how the head of the Central Committee could let such a guy who was running a train with his mouth on such a serious podium.

Professor Tian Da didn't care about so much, with a nonchalant expression on his face, and continued: "The day before yesterday, I watched a joke about a person who has worked hard all his life, but in the end he still achieved nothing. When the Buddha saw him, he asked him what he wanted to do in his next life.

His requirements are not high, but he asks for a job to ensure income in the next life, marry a beautiful woman, and have a house of his own. The Buddha thought for a long time, and finally said: Then you will be reincarnated as a leader! ”

It was not a very funny joke, and everyone couldn't help but laugh. Tian Wenjian paused, and after everyone finished laughing, he said solemnly: "Yes, it's good to be a leader!" Or why do so many people run for official positions or even buy official positions? In this era of official position, being an official not only has status and glory, but also a convenient way to make a fortune.

Once promoted, the salary is basically unchanged, the public car is used for special purposes, people give Lilly, and medicine and food are specially provided. Don't worry about food or clothing, and the driver and secretary are waiting like maids. It is precisely because there are so many benefits that they sharpen their heads and drill into it, so there are ministerial-level principals, department-level bosses, and department-level monks. ”

scolded the officials in front of the officials, pointed at the monk and scolded the bald donkey, he could actually say such words.

The students were completely dumbfounded, and when they were pondering whether they should stand up and reprimand them with righteous words, Professor Tian University continued: "These words are very harsh, and everyone will definitely not like to hear them, and they will even scold me for not being able to eat grapes and saying that grapes are sour." In fact, it's not that I hate officials, but the harsh reality that makes people hate officials.

Please ask yourself, in the eyes of ordinary people, are they unofficial and not greedy? The most chilling thing is not corruption, not forced demolition, not high housing prices, not the stock market, not an endless stream of shocking crimes, but the relatives and friends around you, who tell you strangely that this country is like this, you can't change it, just get used to it. What's even more terrifying is that after getting used to it, whoever wants to change it, they are still in a hurry with you! ”

Speaking of this, Tian Wenjian was a little excited, his right hand that didn't grab the microphone was clenched tightly, the tighter he clenched, the whiter his fingertips became, and he had an inexhaustible expression of anger.

"The morality of officials is not good, the people's customs are difficult to purify, and the moral height of officials often affects the moral height of the whole society. From a philosophical point of view, morality is the expectation of the highest good of man. The law, on the other hand, is the prevention of the lowest evils of man. No one expects you to be a moral role model for the whole society, but at least you have to obey the law, right? ”

Professor Tian Da turned around and walked towards the rostrum, and said in a loud voice: "The prime minister has said a lot of things, but I only remember one sentence, that is: history is written by the people, and no political axe has privileges!" But in fact, privileges are everywhere, and even the laws and regulations of the Party Central Committee and the State Council have become a piece of waste paper.

Wenshan will meet the sea, empty talk and nonsense! Is it true that the situation is very good, the people's living standards have improved significantly, and their international status has been respected? I don't see it all, I only see the people's newspapers, and the people don't read them; The people, the people do not read; The People's Bank of China, the people have no money; The Great Hall of the People, where the people do not meet; The people's political axe, the people do not call the shots; The people's public security, the people are very uneasy; People's Hospital, where people cannot afford to live; The people are educated, and the people are not ......"

Seeing that there was some twitching in the audience, Professor Tian Da knew that he had touched their sore spots, but he couldn't give them a chance to attack himself, so he struck while the iron was hot and said: "I think you will say that China is too big and has too many people, so I want to give you time, I have to believe in you, and you will solve everything."

I don't know if you're pretending to be stupid or really stupid, didn't the people give you time? I have given you decades, and if you don't study well and reform, you are turning back the clock of history in many ways, how can you do this? I have sent my property and family members overseas, and I expect you to do something for the common people and dream! ”

Professor Tian Da's voice was fierce, pointing his nose and scolding mercilessly, and even grabbed the teacup on the rostrum and slammed it on the smooth and bright marble.

Several students of the provincial and ministerial-level cadre training class couldn't stand it anymore, and they all stood up in unison, and their faces were pale and ready to leave. When they walked to the exit of the auditorium, they were stunned one by one, and it turned out that the third leader was sitting by the door accompanied by several school leaders.

"If there is, it will be changed, and if there is none, it will be encouraged. It is good to listen to the alarmist words of the prosperous times, at least it can enhance the sense of crisis. The third leader said lightly, and blocked them back.

Professor Tian Da didn't know why they went and returned, and he didn't bother to care why they went and returned, but continued in a loud voice: "What country in the world would the people of the world believe that an official who lives in a high-end villa, sits in a high-end car, eats special products, lives in a luxury office building, eats trillions of dollars, competes with a second wife, hugs before going out, speaks empty words, sends his children abroad, has opaque property, is not subject to supervision and accountability, is not constrained in power, and is high-ranking all day long will serve the people?

I think you must be unconvinced, and will say that since you are so capable, then you can do a better job than us if you come to my place? Let me tell you unequivocally, the answer is yes, because it couldn't have been worse! To be honest, except for the two things of conspiracy and sycophancy, I admit that I can't do you, and I'm really better than you. In fact, being an official is not so complicated, just four words: obey the will of the people. Just don't let your IQ be the highest IQ.

You may say how difficult the Chinese are, but in my opinion this is lying with their eyes open. For so many years, have the people asked for anything from the political axe? No, there is no other nation in the world that is so easy to manage. ”

Professor Tian Da seemed to be addicted to scolding, and stood on the high plane of serving the people wholeheartedly, and scolded for nearly an hour. There is no talk of Ming Cook, nor of human rights, nor of universal values. Just quoted some requirements from the party constitution, and the students were blocked to death.

“…… Although it is unfair to say in general terms that the morality of the Chinese people is degenerate, the social status quo of "etiquette and happiness" is indeed a fact, and those who have been officials since ancient times have been respected as "adults" and called "parents officials". Individuals at the bottom of society should not ignore their conscience, and representatives of the state apparatus should set an example of morality. ”

It seems that Professor Tian Da is tired of scolding, and he scolds and scolds and concludes: "You can choose to be an official, or you can choose to make money, but you can't choose to earn money by being an official; You can also choose to play with women, but you can't play with women by going into politics; You can choose to be a saint or a layman, but you can't choose to have people worship you like a saint and forgive you like a layman. If you only want power and don't want to be restrained, you're a bully, and if you just want to enjoy and don't want to do your duty, you're a hooligan!

I would also like to remind you that 'often walk by the river, where can you not get your shoes wet'. But this sentence is also in vain, because now everyone on the earth knows that everyone walks by the river, and everyone's shoes are wet, and no one dares to take it out and say that my shoes are not wet. Whether it is wet or not is not based on objective existence, but on whether it is said or not to say is the only criterion for testing the truth.

But I would like to remind you with a question from a foreign friend who once asked me very seriously, 'Tian, that slogan on your [***] -- the proletarians of the whole world unite, what are they going to do when they unite?' ’

Society is developing, the times are progressing, people's sense of citizenship is getting stronger and stronger, I hope you can cherish the revolutionary predecessors shed their blood, with a piece of fresh life in exchange for the ruling position, don't make people angry, let history repeat itself! ”

No one stood up, no warm applause, no one asked questions, and there was silence in the auditorium, which was the first time that Professor Tian had encountered such an end. Just as he was about to step off the podium, he couldn't help but look back and add:

"The first time I stepped on the platform of the party school, I was very bold to say so much, these are all my heartfelt words, and I am responsible for my own words. If you say the right thing, you go to your heart, and if you say the wrong thing, you go in this ear and out of that ear, smile and don't take it seriously. That's it, thank you! ”

"Bang bang ......!"

As soon as the words fell, there were a few crisp applause from the back row, and the students couldn't help but turn around, only to find that the No. 3 leader was actually here, and immediately stood up and gave a very reluctant applause.

(To be continued)