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When they left the hospital, both of them were hungry and ate more than seventy pieces at McDonald's.

Chen Liben has no strong interest in McDonald's, and would rather eat affordable and appetizing rice noodles, but the alarm clock is very interested, and he even pulls and pulls and shouts for a treat.

"What rice noodles to eat when you have money! I'm in for a treat. ”

Chen Li had no choice but to reluctantly make it difficult.

After eating, the alarm clock looked at the empty tables and chairs boringly. "I haven't met a beautiful girl either." He touched the gauze on his head. "You can't go home like this. I'll take you to one of my brother's houses for the night. ”

Chen Li hesitated. He thinks that the alarm clock is very memorable today, and he doesn't want to meet the gangster friends of the alarm clock.

Although he doesn't like to study, he doesn't want to be a gangster.

"Let's go." The alarm clock dragged him away, chattering that the person he was going to meet in a while was the boss of Guiyuan Middle School, how awesome he was, how good he was on the road, how rich his family was, and so on.

At this time, he either stayed in a hotel or went home. On the contrary, when he went home, he was full of alcohol, and when he went back so late, his suspicious mother would definitely ask long and short questions, and even violently extort confessions.

He was reluctant to spend money on a hotel.

You can't sleep on the street, can you?

Chen Li sighed secretly, but still got into the taxi.

'This is probably the black of the near-ink......

When Chen Li was thinking about this, he suddenly asked him a question about the alarm clock that was fixing his hair in the rearview mirror of the car. "You're so smart, why don't you love to learn?"

"Clever? I'm not very smart. Chen Li couldn't laugh or cry, but there were actually many people who thought so like the alarm clock.

"I think you're very smart, it's okay not to take exams in class, it's good to be good in science and liberal arts, and it's better than Wang Cheng's science grades. I think you're a genius. The alarm clock said with envy, "If I am as smart as you, I must like to learn!" "At the end, I looked at the night sky outside the car window with sparkling eyes, full of longing and anticipation." But I want to be a DJ in the future, those DJs are so handsome, there are a lot of beautiful women around me, the income is high, and the working environment is cool......"

The eyes of the alarm clock are shining brightly, immersed in the vision of the ideal career of the future.

After saying a lot of things, Chen Li finally couldn't help but interrupt him and asked, "What does DJ do?" ”

The alarm clock was stunned, and then he thought that Chen Li would enter the bar for the first time today, and he would not know about DJ's profession at all.

"The ...... of Singing and DJing"

"Do you need a specialized profession to play songs? Isn't it enough to play CDs with a machine? ”

"Hahaha......" The alarm clock couldn't help but laugh, as if he heard an innocent and ignorant child ask, 'Why does the sun rise in the east?'.

He laughed for a while, and then patiently explained the value and significance of the existence of DJ's profession, "how can it be so simple......"

Chen Li listened patiently and felt that he had gained insight.

After getting out of the taxi, the alarm clock set a number in the public phone booth.

After a while, the phone rang.

“…… You're not home? Damn, a brother and I are going to sleep at your house, and we're downstairs from your house right now...... Okay, which field are you in? …… What the? …… Who? …… Okay, we'll come right here. ”

After hanging up the phone, the alarm clock scolded, "He opened a private room in the field where we just played and asked us to go over and drink together." ”

“…… Then you still promised? ”

"There are so many of them, what are they afraid of? The people who weren't caught watching the scene didn't bother to remember my face for such a trivial matter, and besides, that stinky bitch wasn't hurt at all. Besides, there are so many people, are you afraid that you will run into them again? Even if you encounter it, don't be afraid, there are many of us! ”

The alarm clock said, put Chen Li on his shoulder and walked to the side of the road, still explaining the reason, "Otherwise, we are stupid and waiting here?" Maybe they won't be able to sleep on the street until what time they play, right? Or two men spend more than a hundred dollars to open a house? People think we're 'gay'! ”

Chen Li listened to the alarm clock calmly, but knew that he was still a little stunned in his heart, so he joked and scared him and said, "I calculated, you have bad luck today, and if you go back, you may be in trouble." ”

"Count?" The alarm clock is inexplicable.

"I've studied Zhou Yi and know some fortune-telling." Chen Li's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he had a serious tone.

"Really?" The alarm clock looked his eyes up and down in disbelief, as if he didn't know Chen Li. After a while, he asked in disbelief, "Then why didn't you calculate it just now?" ”

Chen Li's expression is usually cold and indifferent, and most of the emotional changes are reflected through a chuckle at the corner of his mouth. The alarm clock couldn't tell the truth from his expression at all, although he was asking rhetorically, but he actually believed half of it in his heart.

"It's hard to explain this kind of thing to you. In some cases, it is not possible to calculate the hexagram at all, for example, in some places, the aura or evil qi is too strong; Or if I encounter someone whose yang or yin energy is too strong, then I can't tell the hexagram in those situations if I don't have enough skills. There are also times when fortune-telling will be warned by the will of heaven in the dark, which means that the heavenly secret cannot be revealed, and it cannot be forcibly calculated, otherwise it will be punished by heaven. ”

Chen Lixin pinched his mouth, and was stunned for a moment when he listened to the alarm clock, but he completely believed it in his heart, and asked excitedly, "Can you teach me?" When the time comes, I'll go and count the ** lottery. ”

"This thing must be good at mathematics, have a high understanding surname, and have a strong aura. If nothing else, your aura is too weak, and even if you learn it, you won't be able to calculate the real result. On the contrary, it will be damaged due to the lack of aura, and the life will be ruined. Chen Lixu said something matter-of-factly, and then said nonsense: "Don't think about it." Every outcome of the lottery involves the fate of all the people who bought the lottery ticket, how hard do you think it must be? There are not many masters of that kind of skill in history, and I am afraid that modern society will not find them. ”

The alarm clock listened with relish and interest.

At the end, I was very worried and asked, "Is there really any trouble in the past now?" What's the trouble? Is it a big problem? ”

Chen Li was originally just a joke with a bad taste, so he naturally accepted it when he saw it. Thinking that when the alarm clock doesn't work later, he will naturally know that he is talking nonsense.

He pretended to quickly pinch his fingers, a gesture he had learned from TV and movies.

"With my skills, I can't calculate the exact time and place of trouble, let alone what kind of thing it is. However, it is not too troublesome, and it can turn evil into good fortune. ”

"That's good, that's good."

The alarm clock nodded again and again with great trust, and finally waited for a taxi to pass by, and the two hurriedly stopped it.

The alarm clock in the car still asks about metaphysics.

Chen Li's mouth was dry, and he found this kind of joke to be funny, and then it turned into boredom asking for trouble.

Just as he was about to think of a reason to stop asking the alarm clock, a brilliant idea suddenly crossed his mind.

If this is used as a reason, even if you encounter a problem that can only be solved by reading your mind in the future, and others are surprised, isn't it a perfect shield? There are people all over the world who believe in this, Chinese believe in fortune-telling, and the new gods abroad believe in fate, divination, and horoscopes......

Chen Li is very happy, this shield is really wonderful.

Although he was happy, he didn't want to go on endlessly.

So he interrupted the alarm clock in a serious tone.

"Metaphysical things, what can be said, will tell you when there is a chance in the future. If you can't say it, don't ask too much, you are not a person in this way, asking too much will affect your fortune, and if you know what you shouldn't know, you will be easily entangled by ghosts and evils. ”

The alarm clock believed it, so he didn't dare to ask again, endured it for a while, and couldn't help but ask again, "Then what school of fortune-telling did you learn?" ”

"My ancestor practiced in Taoism, and I taught myself a codex that I left behind, so it should naturally be a Taoist."

"Taoist priest......" After the alarm clock muttered a few times, he suddenly slapped his leg and shouted, "It just so happens that you don't have a nickname, so you can call the Taoist priest in the future!" ”

"Your sister ......," Chen Li gritted his teeth.

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