"This little brother...... Dare to ask the name of the honorable ......"

A loud voice interrupted the young man who was amusing himself by the lake, and the young man turned around in shock, and the fairy wind and bone hexagram fairy didn't know when to turn back, standing not far behind him and asking.

"You ask me?" The young man pointed at himself and was stunned, looking at the old hexagram fairy who was standing with his hands in his hands and his demeanor, he didn't know that the nerve was misplaced, and he laughed for a long time, and then burst out of his usual self-introduction: "Don't be handsome, and the word is ...... Handsome guys, handsome Lang. ”

As soon as the door of this self-reported home exited, the gentle old man suddenly smiled on his face, the main reason is that the person in front of him is neither handsome nor handsome, medium to low height, hairstyle is still flat, it looks a little rustic, the face is tender and tight, not old, and then look at the dress, a suit looks like a stall, the iron is not ironed and looks a little wrinkled, there is no surprise on the body, you throw it in the crowd, there will never be an accident that stands out from the crowd, at most it will be thrown into the flock like a person, otherwise you will not ignore this person just now.

Examining, examining it so solemnly, made Shuai Lang stunned for a moment, and quickly explained: "Old man, I didn't mess with your business, you cheated the money, why did you come back again, I didn't go all the way with them." ”

"Liar!?" Gu Tou's eyes tightened, and he was stunned: "Am I lying?" ”

The old man's tone was a little stiff, and Shuai Lang covered his mouth and looked around vigilantly, but he didn't dare to answer the question.

What to see? Of course, it's to see if this girl is colluding with accomplices, there is a way that thieves are afraid of getting in the way and deceiving for fear of exposing, people are obviously hexagram immortals, you just say that you cheat money, in case there are accomplices who jump out to find trouble, then don't look for trouble yourself.

Fortunately, there is no one, at least there is no one near the left, Shuai Lang is a little bold master, and he smiled and replied: "No, no, no, please forgive Xiaosheng for his gaffes, stealing is not stealing, fraud is not cheating...... Ha ha...... Why is it so awkward for me to say this, come on, old man, don't bother. ”

It's like politeness, and it's learning the tone of the old man's writing, but when people say it's like an immortal farting, it's extraordinary, and when Shuai Lang says it, it sounds like the master was gelding, how to talk about Nirvana? Pack b.

When he said this, he was handsome and had no positive color, and he had no interest in making friends with the people in the rivers and lakes, but when he passed by, he called back the soy sauce and watched the fun, and was about to walk away, but the old man stopped him, and stretched out his hand, and he was comforted by a pair of amiable faces: "Stay, little brother...... You misunderstood, it's rare for us to meet each other, why don't you sit down for a while? ”

"Uncle, you are calculating, if I don't lie to you, I will have thirty yuan on me, and I have no oil and water......"

Shuai Lang smiled, spread his hands and reported his net worth, plugged the mouth of this goods, but the old head didn't mind, smiled and made a please, sat down on the bench first, smiled, smiled very slyly, this will not be a word, looking a little suspicious Shuai Lang said straightforwardly: "Don't be nervous Xiaoshuai, you are so poor, I am so old, it seems that there is no threat to each other, right?" ”

This is true, Shuai Lang looked at the old man in front of him carefully, and at this time he found that the old guy who looked at the fairy wind bones from a distance, but he was a little skinny and skinny up close, and the silk clothes were fluttering like hanging on the shelf, fortunately, the expression on his face was enough to be harmless to humans and animals, Shuai Lang thought that he was quite sure to deal with such old and weak and sick and disabled with his fists, and then looked around There were indeed no ambushes, sat at the end of the chair, and asked in a somewhat ridiculous tone: "Daxian, I am a mortal and a layman with a stubborn stone head, and I can't listen to my words, we don't seem to have a common language?" ”

"Yes, who's to say no?" The old man said.

"Yes?" Shuai Lang was stunned for a moment and asked.

"Of course there are, like...... You and I may both be atheists......" The old head said with a sly smile, Shuai Lang snorted, which was tantamount to admitting that he was lying, and asked narrowly with a smile: "Xiao Shuai, I saw you snickering a few times just now, what?" See what's coming? ”

"No, no...... You are always chasing after Zhou Gong to spit and feed, and you are even more dressed in Mai...... Hehe......" Shuai Lang shook his head and denied it, and laughed again as he spoke, but it didn't break it, the trick was tantamount to slapping people's faces and knocking people's jobs, so don't do it.

"Do you know how I deduced it?" The old man slapped his thumb, leaned on his chin, and asked Shuai Lang as if inquiring, the fairy wind bones were long gone, and only the childlike joking attitude remained.

Shuai Lang didn't know whether he didn't want to say it, or he didn't understand the mystery at all, so he smiled, tilted his head sideways, didn't say anything, and his expression was very interesting.

The old man couldn't wait for the following, so he simply made another plan if he couldn't make a plan, stretched out his pocket and twisted out a few banknotes and shook it: "Xiaoshuai, no one knows that the hexagram is fake, but if you can tell me how I approved it correctly, today's hexagram money belongs to you, how about it?" Do you have the ability to take it? ”

"Seriously?" Shuai Lang heard the amusement and asked.

"Of course it's true, why don't you take the ...... first" The old head smiled, handed the money forward, six sheets, six hundred yuan, the fat man made a lot of money, Shuai Lang looked at the money a little hot, obviously unable to reach the immortal cultivation of treating money as dung, not only could not reach it, but also the bag was really shy, sniffed, and took the money in the old man's hand away, stuffed it into his pocket and patted it, and pointed to the warning: "Don't play tricks, don't think about taking the money away in my hands." ”

"Alright, alright, it's yours to make a mistake...... You can start, let's talk about it, my ancient iron hexagram is also a little famous in Jinhe District, and it is rarely missed, so you seem to see something wrong. Gu Tou looked like he was sincerely seeking advice, just now this little handsome shuai snickered when he was telling the hexagram, and after the calculation, he helped the weeping willows by the lake and laughed to himself, which made Gu Tiegua a little weak, and he didn't know that there was a big mistake there.

"Something wrong?" Shuai Lang disagreed when he heard it, patted the money in his chest pocket and rolled his eyes and pointed at it: "What is wrong with you?" The whole thing is to lie to the fat man, and if it is approved, there is no accurate. ”

"Really? Am I lying? They all agree, but do you have an opinion? The old man had a strange and strange expression, very innocent, as if he was maintaining his reputation as a half-immortal and an iron hexagram.

"Huh...... Don't pretend. Let's talk about the first point, your sentence 'the father dies before the mother'. ”

"What's wrong, there's a problem?"

"I was startled at first, I thought you were accurate, but when I thought about it, I realized that the whole thing was back and forth."

"How?"

"You see, the father died before the mother, which literally means that the father is still alive and the mother is dead, right? Conversely, it can be understood that the father died before the mother, right? It doesn't matter who dies first and who dies later, it makes sense, right? ”

As soon as Shuai Lang said, he emphasized that he suddenly became two meanings, and the smiling face of the old head stiffened suddenly, there are very few people who can hear this sentence alive, and it is strange and strange to be heard by this child, I can't help but look at Shuai Lang twice, and I was surprised when I saw it, Shuai Lang knew that he was right, and said with a smile: "I think about it again, not only that, his parents are not there, no matter who dies first, it makes sense, you are right; If one of your parents dies, no matter who dies first, you are right; Even if they are all still there, it makes sense, anyway, whoever dies first in the future will not be able to escape the meaning of this sentence...... You didn't even figure out that the fat man was gone, just say that, you'll always be right, right? ”

In one sentence, "the father is there, the mother dies first" and "the father is the mother first...... Death", the five words are different, if the reader has different tones and emphasis, and there are completely two different understandings, then the fat man is blinded by someone as a pig's head.

Hahaha...... The old head didn't think it was wrong, raised his head and laughed a few times, his voice was very hearty, he smiled, looked at the handsome little handsome man beside him with great interest, and then asked: "Then I can count his brothers, four, three men and one woman, this is right?" ”

"Come on, it's a different trick, you said 'Taoyuan has three righteousness, and one plum branch is unique', right?"

When Shuai Lang heard this, he was even more disdainful, and he was puzzled by these few criticisms for a long time before he understood, and at this time he said with his eyebrows fluttering, and pointed at him:

"I'll explain this hexagram......... When you say this, if he is an only child, hey, I can say that you have a family in your life, but where you live in the palace Gaolong, I will leave you alone, which is just the right one; If he says that he is two brothers, I can be like this, you are destined to be brothers, find some reason to restrain each other, get rid of one, and leave two, Taoyuan three knots, remove one plum branch, three minus one, isn't it just two? That's right; If there are brothers, it will be directly Taoyuan's three knots, and it can't be wrong; If there are four, yes, three knots and one branch, three plus one, four, you are right...... Three men and one woman are the old meat can't hold back and say it by himself, you didn't count it at all, I suspect that there will be two more brothers, you can still come out with this, right? Shuai Lang's mouth kept talking, and he counted it with his fingers, and according to this line of thought, the hexagram of the criticism could not be wrong at all.

After finishing speaking, he looked at the old head again, and was stunned with a little surprise, Shuai Lang smiled, and got together without a positive color, and also learned from the old man to pretend to be a sharp man, and said: "Old man, do you have to expose me to the end!?" This is the trick of coaxing the common people in the old society, you are looking at the fat man and the money many people are stupid and fooled...... Not only did I think about your sentences clearly, but I heard the fat man say that you gave the district chief a hexagram and criticized the sentence 'there is no thoroughfare road ahead, and there is no turning back shore after', isn't it? ”

"yes, it's been a long time ago, and it seems to have been calculated." Gu Qingzhi blinked his eyelids and smiled mysteriously.

"Of course, you mean there's no way out, right? The district chief is unlucky, and in the future he will say, yo, cornered, you are right...... If the district chief is promoted, it can also be explained that he will not walk, and he will soar to the emperor, right, you are still right...... For example, I will also calculate, I want to calculate whether you have a wife or not, and directly criticize the sentence 'widows can't have a partner', do you say right? ”

Shuai Lang smiled slyly, this sentence was concocted like a law, which provoked the old man's eyes to widen, and he was even more surprised.

In fact, this is the basic skill of going to the rivers and lakes, a few words gradually faded the coat of this ancient bird man, but the ancient head was stunned at this time, and he didn't feel blushing when he was pierced the mystery, but he slapped a few times, like encouraging the younger generations, this calmness made Shuai Lang like it a little, but he still reminded him of the ugly words in front: "The money belongs to me." ”

"Of course it's yours." The old man smiled and asked casually: "There is another small problem, I broke that he came for fortune, which is derived." ”

"Do you still need to derive? At first glance, what do you care about besides money? Besides, if the luck is high, can he take care of going to the park to find a fortune teller? One of the ten is to lose money and have no tricks, thinking of superstitious fortune-telling. "Shuai Lang grabbed the white road.

"Then I figured out that he lost money in the stock market." The old man argued again.

"You didn't count it at all, you just induced some stock index curve to rise and fall, Xu Fatzi was conditioned, his mouth trembled, his hands trembled, his eyes turned green, and the people who were trapped had their surnames, and you didn't count him and he shook out by himself." Shuai Lang grabbed the white road again.

"According to you, I'm not sure yet?" The old man squinted, very playful.

"Yes...... The more you don't want it, the more they believe that you are real, and they are embarrassed not to give it. "Shuai Lang debunked it, but this level of watching people talk back and forth when they eat is really not fake.

came and went, the truth was that the upper of the shoe was broken, and the bottom was exposed, and it was worthless if it was worn out. Shuai Lang looked at the old man again, not only did he not have a little punctured embarrassment on his face, but he smiled very proudly and happily, and began to act like the same again, looking at Shuai Lang with interest, seeing that Shuai Lang was a little unnatural, Shuai Lang smirked a few times, and touched the mobile phone ringing, and said solemnly with a ringtone: "Daxian, there will be a period later, it's almost eight o'clock, I still have something to do first." ”

As he spoke, he was about to slip away, as if he was afraid that the money in his pocket would be uneasy, but the old man didn't stop him this time, but just said out loud: "Xiaoshuai, where is the height?" If you have time to come out and talk about drinking tea, how about I do Dong? ”

Shuai Lang, who had made a small fortune for no reason, had already pulled out his legs and ran out a few steps, and when he heard the words, he turned back slowly, and said with a narrow smile on his face: "Daxian, this time you can go, I didn't calculate that I am unemployed, and there is no place for high education at all, right?" ……… Haha, there's no need to drink tea, even if this hexagram is invited today......"

As he spoke, he really ran away through the paths of the park, looked back and smiled several times, looked at the old head that was sitting still, and in the blink of an eye, his figure left the park gate and disappeared into the street......

Gone away, walked away, the figure of Shuai Lang disappeared, the ancient head gently nodded his forehead, and it was like a sudden realization, here is only two bus stops away from the Jinhe District Talent Market, just Shuai Lang, who wears a cheap suit and carries a broken bag, the whole is the outside of the donkey dung eggs, looking like a white-collar worker, in fact, the pocket is much cleaner than the face.

Now I finally saw it.,The ancient head casually took out the small book in his pocket.,Holding a short brush brush and sketching a few strokes.,Sketch the brushwork,A few strokes down,A head appeared on the page of the book.,Flat head and short hair.、Wide forehead and big eyes、Nose and mouth wide,Zhou Zhou is an ordinary person.,Not handsome or ugly.,There's no very flawed place and no very strange place.,Dress a little better.,That's the people in the city.,Dressed almost.,It's the people in the countryside.,If you have to find a strange place, It's this unassuming appearance that has a resounding name, and the old head smiled and rewrote the name on the painting: Handsome.

Talent, talent, the old head looked at his paintings, recalling that this guy was silent and honest and loyal, a sneaky expression, a coherent and hierarchical thinking, I felt that this person seemed to have some kind of strangeness there as if he hadn't found it, after looking at it for a long time, as if he had something on his mind, he looked up at the place where the person had disappeared with feeling, and thought that such a talent actually went to the talent market, and shook it very regretfully, and said secretly, yo, if this talent is looking for a job in the talent market, that's a bad thing.

As soon as he thought of this, the old man got up and packed his notebook, went to the side of the rockery, said goodbye to the old man who had already started playing chess, and walked out of the park slowly, staggering towards the talent market............