The third sister-in-law's cooking skills are really superb, and the three respected old-timers eat and laugh happily.

There was not a drop of the two bottles of Moutai left, and when he went out, Principal Jiang was obviously a little top-heavy and unsteady on his feet. And Professor Wen was even more exaggerated, his body swayed, standing at the door holding Dean Tian's hand but refused to let go, and his mouth turned over and over with those few words:

"When you embark on this path of eternal exploration, you must put aside all money, material desires and carnal desires, leave the purest and healthiest mind to the deepest morality, and strive for the truth all your life."

After respecting the master and the president, and the president and professor, although he was not lightly drunk, he was still very sober-minded, and he kept complaining, secretly thinking that he would have Xiao Na, and let others struggle for the truth.

Wu Bolan, who was also drunk, stood outside the door and persuaded for a long time, and the two old friends were willing to get into the car, but President Jiang was already huge, and he was even more clumsy after being drunk, so the driver had to pull hard in the car first, Dean Tian and Fu Jianguo pushed hard outside the car, and the three of them worked together to stuff his huge body in.

After sending the two respected seniors away, Dean Tian breathed a sigh of relief, supported the drunken master, and secretly sighed that it was good for him to drink high, otherwise he would have to be nagged again tonight.

Classes are coming up tomorrow, so Cortana can't stay overnight here. After settling the master, Dean Tian had to get into the jeep with his lover in his arms, and asked the third brother, who was not drunk, to help send Cortana back.

The car window opened, a cool breeze hit, which made people feel a lot more sober, Tian Wenjian held the backrest of the co-pilot, and asked with a sense of loss: "Third brother, have you bought all the tickets, how are you packing your luggage?" ”

When the old man left, not only did the two unconscious apprentices leave a career, but also a house. Thinking of the past, Fu Jianguo was full of emotion, and after sighing lightly, he said solemnly: "The luggage is packed, in fact, there are only a few clothes." I booked two tickets, and I had to send his old man to the capital. ”

"Well, then I'll be relieved."

Tian Wenjian lit a cigarette, pinched his temples, and continued: "I think that his old man will definitely go to sweep the grave of his wife, don't forget to help me pour incense, and prepare two more bouquets of flowers." ”

Fu Jianguo couldn't help but shed tears, quickly wiped it with a tissue, and choked up: "I usually don't feel anything, just leave, it's really ...... True...... I can't bear it. ”

"You can't be so selfish, if we leave him behind, it will be too unfair to Sister Xiaoyan." After Tian Wenjian took a deep breath, he said lightly: "Although the distance is a little farther, it is not that you will never be able to see it." Chen Jie will definitely come back when he gets married, and he won't see him again in four or five months. ”

This master-apprentice relationship touched Cortana, and she snuggled up to him silently, tears streaming down her face. She didn't apply a little fat powder on her face, although she was plain, she looked extra fresh and clean, with a slightly delicate demeanor. Especially now that this pear blossom is raining, it can't help but make people's hearts ache when they see it.

The atmosphere was too sad, and Tian Wenjian, who couldn't bear to be uncomfortable with his lover, hurriedly smiled bitterly and laughed at himself: "Think about this life experience...... It's too amazing, what you think of, what you can't think of, will happen inexplicably.

Others have four years of college, and I have one year of college; Others spend money on school, but I earn money on school; Others broke their heads and wanted to go to graduate school, but I was forced to go to graduate school. Photography major to graduate school in philosophy, how funny and funny it is. That's not all...... Principal Jiang even asked me to teach photography as a teaching assistant, saying something to fill the gap after the master left. ”

Cortana chuckled and sighed sarcastically, "There are not many graduate students in philosophy who serve as teaching assistants in photography." ”

"There are so many outrageous things!"

Fu Jianguo was happy, and couldn't help adding: "I didn't study medicine but entered the hospital, and I even became the dean, and I was a big soldier!" Dean of Philosophy Graduate Soldiers, who can only take pictures, what's going on? ”

"The mouths of the country are not wrong at all, this is called not looking and not knowing, the world is really wonderful." Dean Tian closed the window of the car and said with a smile.

It doesn't matter if it's philosophical or not, as long as it's a graduate student. Thinking of the future master next to her, Xiao Na smiled and said, "Husband, will you still study for a doctorate after completing your master's degree?" ”

"There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of those who have a heart. Wife...... Just look at it! In another three to five hundred years, when others mention Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Hegel, and Schopenhauer, they will definitely have to add Yida Wenjian, and Marx and Nietzsche will have to be ranked behind. ”

Xiao Na couldn't help but burst into laughter, and Fu Jianguo even laughed and scolded: "Wen Jian, I don't know if you can get a doctorate, but I know that as long as you persist for a few more years, you will definitely become a corporal, sergeant, or even a sergeant." ”

Dean Tian was happy, and laughed and said, "Doctor Sergeant, Doctor Sergeant, Third Brother, isn't this a double degree that is like a fake?" ”

"Husband, I don't care if you are a sergeant or a doctor, I only ask you to go to the school to give a lecture or check during class."

Cortana raised her head, pouted and muttered, "Don't see people flattering and running up." If I let me know, then I'm not done with you. ”

"Revolutionary soldiers have a firm stand, they have not been defeated by sugar-coated shells before, and they will not be now."

Passive defense is better than taking the initiative to attack, after a pause, Dean Tian pinched Xiao Na's nose, and continued with a serious face: "I can stand the test, you have to stand the test, don't give me flowers inside the wall and fragrance outside the wall." ”

Xiao Na was so angry that she gritted her silver teeth, pinched him around the waist, and said through gritted teeth: "You dead Tian Wenjian, am I that kind of person?" ”

"It hurts ......!"

This attack was really not ordinarily ruthless, Dean Tian bared his teeth in pain, and begged for mercy again and again: "Wife, I was wrong, I was really wrong." ”

Seeing that the little junior brother was suffering from abuse, Fu Jianguo hurriedly changed the topic and said with a smile: "Wen Jian, you were fooled by the old man today. Actually, you don't have to study philosophy, you can study psychology that interests you. ”

Tian Wenjian sighed secretly, and said with a wry smile: "Third brother, even if you can choose, then I would rather choose philosophy." ”

"Why?" Without waiting for Fu Jianguo to speak, Xiao Na couldn't help but ask.

"Psychology is the study of dealing with the devil in people's surnames, and to become a psychologist, you need the mystery of a shaman, the wisdom of a philosopher, the depth of a thinker, the zeal of a preacher, and the kindness of a bodhisattva."

Dean Tian lowered his head and said very seriously: "My cultivation is not deep enough, my character is not noble enough, and I have no self-control, so it is easy to go astray. So after reading books on psychology for a while, I decisively gave up this so-called interest. ”

Xiao Na was stunned by these words, and after a while she came to her senses, stared at him with a puzzled face, and said quietly: "When you are serious, you are like a philosopher who has experienced vicissitudes. When you're out of tune, you're like a child who doesn't understand anything. Husband, I suddenly found that I couldn't understand you anymore, are you schizophrenic? ”

"If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, if someone hears it, you have to send me to 703 (Jiangcheng Mental Hospital)."

Dean Tian was happy, and he pulled Xiao Na's ear and said with a smile: "Schizophrenia is a major mental illness with a slow surname, and it is the most serious kind of mental illness!" If I were a schizophrenic, there would be no normal people in this world. ”

"Is schizophrenia so terrible?" Fu Jianguo, who didn't know anything about psychology, couldn't help but ask.

"Of course it's scary!" Dean Tian straightened up and said solemnly: "People who have this disease will have hallucinations, delusions, and auditory hallucinations, and will slowly lose their ability to work and live. ”

Cortana was taken aback, and after thinking about it, she suddenly asked, "Husband, not only do I often hallucinate, but I also have fantasies, do I suffer from schizophrenia?" ”

"No, it's two different things."

Dean Tian was made ridiculous by Xiao Na's words, and had to explain with a wry smile: "The hallucinations of schizophrenia are visual hallucinations, olfactory hallucinations, taste hallucinations, touch hallucinations, and even visceral hallucinations. To put it simply, it means that I feel like I've seen a ghost, I feel like I'm smelling something, I don't have the taste that ordinary people should be when I eat, I feel that there is something abnormal in a certain part of the body or a certain organ inside the body, and so on.

The fantasy is even more terrifying, when you see someone talking, you will think that you are talking about him, and when you spit on others, you will think that others are targeting you. Unfounded belief that others want to persecute him and are persecuting him. Feeling controlled, convinced that your spouse is unfaithful to you, etc. ”

"That's what happened, it's really scary." Cortana stroked her chest and sighed with palpitations.

Looking at the brightly lit Century Hotel outside the window, Dean Tian sighed lightly and said worriedly: "If Sister Ling doesn't receive psychological treatment again, then sooner or later she will have schizophrenia." ”

This sentence was like a thunderbolt from the sky, which frightened Cortana to the point of discoloration, shook his arm vigorously, and said impatiently: "Oh my God! Husband...... How can you figure it out? You can't let Sister Ling have an accident, Anzi can ask us to take care of her. ”

"I'm in a hurry! But this kind of thing can't be rushed. Tian Wenjian pulled his hair and said helplessly: "Actually, she is the one who can save her, even if there is treatment by a psychiatrist, if she doesn't get lost, it won't help." ”

The rumors about Xiao Ling naturally couldn't hide Fu Jianguo in the compound of Huaxin News Agency, which reminded him of a classmate, and when he saw the worried looks of the two, he couldn't help but say: "I have a classmate who is very similar to Xiao Ling, she is also a rural girl, she came to the city to study, work, and make money, and she wholeheartedly wants to make her parents' life better, and she also wants to enter the mainstream society and glorify her ancestors."

After work, she married a young man first, but the young man's talent not only did not make her live a good life, not to mention that the son got worse and worse, but also doubted her loyalty and love.

Later, a wealthy businessman took a fancy to her, every day when she got off work, she drove a BMW, holding ninety-nine roses waiting for her at the door of the TV station, once she deliberately 'worked overtime' until one o'clock in the morning, the businessman was still holding his position, she was finally moved, disarmed, got into his car, and lived two years of rich and decent life. ”

"And then?" Cortana was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but ask.

"The good times didn't last long, and the merchant 'itched' ahead of time before he reached seven years, and began to hide Jiaojiao in the golden house outside. I thought that my husband would pick wild flowers and eat wild meat, and he would always go home when he was full and tired, but he didn't expect that she would suspect her of going out of the wall, and he also bought five or six houses behind her back, quietly transferred his property to prepare for divorce, and finally broke up unhappily. ”

Fu Jianguo held on to the steering wheel and paused for a while before continuing: "That woman is completely disappointed in marriage and love, and no longer has the luxury of finding a partner who can grow old together. Beginning to play love, playing emotions, and wandering outside of family and marriage became her only forced choice.

Strangely, both husbands thought that how could a beautiful woman like her, who was both smart and beautiful, be as guarded as jade? Tell me, is this a social pathology or a perversion of those two men? ”

After thinking about it, Xiao Na took Tian Wenjian's left hand and muttered, "Husband, you are a future philosopher, you say." ”

"In fact, in this society, all concepts and morals have been dismembered beyond recognition by the impact of the commodity economy." After thinking about it, Dean Tian said lightly: "The ethical values of the past have been completely abandoned by people, and the system of Western society, which is guided by market value, takes money and power as the criterion for success, and is happy as the emotional evaluation of happiness, has been swallowed up and vigorously accepted by our generation as a new thing.

People still have a religious belief to reconcile, but we don't have anything. Maybe it's because of the water and soil, maybe it's the reason for the solidification of tradition, or maybe it's the reason that the time is too short, these value systems, whether Chinese or Western, seem nondescript to us, making us confused and blind. ”

Dean Tian lit a cigarette, puffed on the light blue smoke ring, and continued: "No one can point out a correct direction or a complete innovation, let alone give an answer. Hehe...... The third brother is right, this society is really fucking perverted. ”

The atmosphere in the car suddenly became heavy, and the three of them thought about the past, the present, the future, themselves, Xiao Ling, and wondered if they were also perverted.

After about ten minutes of silence, the Cherokee slowly stopped in front of Jiangnan University. Fu Jianguo also lit a cigarette, looked at Dean Tian's eyes, nodded thoughtfully and said, "Xiao Jian, it seems that the master and his old man are not mistaken, you are indeed the material for studying philosophy." ”

(To be continued)