Chapter Seventy-Four: The Prostitute Li Haoran
[The third more, thank you for the reward, this chapter is to make up for the missing chapter in the front.] 】
After Bing Lan learned about the bet between the two, she said with a smile: "Don't say I don't agree, it's a blessing not to be scared off by other girls, and I still want to watch movies and eat." ”
Shaking his head, Bing Lan looked at Li Haoran with pity, and said, "You are Li Haoran, the first silver person of Shanghai and Haijiao University?" ”
Li Haoran touched his head and said, "I won the award, I didn't expect you to know my name." ”
Bing Lan smiled helplessly: "It's better to be famous than to meet, Zhuge Mingyue said that you are a pervert, and it is really not easy to see you today." ”
"You're also a financial management major?" Li Haoran said in surprise.
Bing Lan said: "Lu Xiaoman is my roommate, what do you say?" Also, to give you a suggestion, don't stare at other people's chests when you see them in the future, if it weren't for Wu Ming's face, you would have gone to the hospital a long time ago. ”
Li Haoran retracted his gaze in embarrassment, and coughed dryly: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, habit, habit is a great power!" ”
It is difficult for him to withdraw his gaze from the ice blue figure, not only because he is lustful, but also because the ice blue figure is too devilish and can completely grab everyone's attention. Especially in Xia Yue, the thin pink T-shirt with a perfect arc made Li Haoran angry.
Bing Lan shook her head and said, "Your friends are all like this? ”
Wu Ming couldn't help but laugh and said, "Almost." ”
"Things gather by like, people by groups, you can't get any better!" Ice Blue sighed.
Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said, "Whatever you think, I can't pass by other people's eyes." By the way, where are you going? ”
Bing Lan replied: "Go buy some fruit, it's hot, and quench your hunger." Do you want to go along? ”
"Forget it, I'm penniless," Wu Ming said, "and I'll talk about it when I make money." ”
"You're stupid, I have." Li Haoran shouted, "Brothers, what's mine is yours." Let's be together, I'm in for a treat! ”
Wu Ming smiled: "Why don't you go together?" I went back to sleep. Remember, you're still going to run naked at school, pick a time, I'll call the school reporter, and you'll be famous. ”
Li Haoran hurriedly said: "Don't, I begged you for nothing, let go of the naked running thing first, the important thing is the happiness of the brothers, let's go, I said to have a treat." Don't be shy, I'm very generous. ”
Wu Ming was speechless. Li Haoran's skin is not ordinarily thick, and he picks the door in the bedroom. The guy who can't even afford to buy toothpaste can wear the wrong underwear, and the underwear after wearing the wrong one is his.
couldn't stand Li Haoran's death, so Wu Ming had no choice but to follow. If he didn't go, Wu Ming didn't know how Li Haoran bothered him.
Walking to the girls' dormitory building, Bing Lan shouted, "Wait, I'll go up and get something!" ”
When Bing Lan disappeared in front of him, Wu Ming said: "What do you want, Murong Xue wants to pursue, Bing Lan seems to be interesting to you." How many people do you like. This is not an online novel, ** everywhere, your domineering body is exposed, and there are countless beauties posted upside down. ”
Li Haoran said indifferently: "Why not, do you like ice blue?" ”
"Not interested. Why do you ask this? ”
"No, you don't like it, I like it. Every miller draws water to his own mill. I'll take it first, Murong Xue can't catch up, and Bing Lan can't do it. They are all school flower-level beauties, and there is nothing wrong with strategic reserves! Li Haoran said shamelessly, staring at the entrance of the girls' dormitory. Many of the girls who come and go are dressed very eye-catching, short vests, miniskirts, underwear in white clothes looming, and some even underwear can be clearly seen. Li Haoran was fascinated by it. Wu Ming couldn't wait to be 108,000 miles away from Li Haoran, draw a clear line, and never get along with each other, so as not to tarnish his innocence.
"Wow, that girl's ass is so round," Li Haoran beckoned and shouted, causing the surrounding girls to be full of disgust and disdain, but he didn't realize it, he didn't hear Wu Ming's voice, only to see Wu Ming walk away and shout swaggeringly, "Hurry up, that woman is about to go in, don't look at it is your loss." I don't have a figure, I don't know if I have a boyfriend? ”
Facing the compelling gazes of other girls, Wu Ming couldn't wait to fear Li Haoran to death, and then find a hole to drill into.
If you want to say that he has the thickest face in the world, Li Haoran dares to say second, and no one dares to say first.
"How can this man do this?" A girl said angrily.
Li Haoran looked at the girl who was talking, made an extremely obscene posture, touched his body, and said loudly: gon, baby! ”
"Smack!" Li Haoran's obscenity was exchanged for a slap in the face of the girl's annoyance.
Li Haoran touched his face, slowly walked in front of Wu Ming, and said strangely: "Did I do something wrong?" ”
Wu Ming wanted to dodge, but Li Haoran kept following, looking at it with a blank eye, and said stubbornly: "Have you done this before?" ”
"Often, girls at Shanghai Jiaotong University are more conservative." Li Haoran sighed, "The life of the cup." ”
Wu Ming thought that he knew Li Haoran's Yin-Dang surname very well, but the more he came into contact, the more he found that Li Haoran was like a bottomless deep pool, and his Yin-Dang could not find an end at all.
At this time, Bing Lan went downstairs, and there was Lu Xiaoman by her side. Lu Xiaoman was a little shy and reserved.
"Let's go, together." Bing Lan smiled, "Plus Xiao Man has no opinion, right?" ”
"No comment, it's better to call a few more girls." Li Haoran laughed.
Bing Lan sneered: "It's better if you're a boy, and the others are girls?" ”
Li Haoran couldn't hear Binglan's coldness, and said with a smile: "It's okay, but what, Wu Ming and I are blessed and share hardships, how can I bear to abandon him." ”
Li Haoran said as if he was the protagonist. If Wu Ming wasn't willing to follow, Bing Lan would kick Li Haoran away as soon as possible, which would be an eyesore.
Wu Ming smiled bitterly: "Thank you for your kindness." ”
A few people walked out of the school gate and headed for Carrefour. Carrefour had a student march two years ago, and there were some blackened signs of the front door. What is open is only the side door approaching the elevator.
On the way to buy something, Lu Xiaoman didn't say a word. The one who spoke the most was Li Haoran. This guy likes to be a showman, and he can't wait to tell what he knows. But the words sound mostly bragging. He said that when he was thirteen years old, he killed a mountain boar, more than 200 catties, and a cobra that caught 10 catties, roasted and eaten.
The people were speechless, as if they had not heard. Li Haoran showed his talent in poetry by the way, and the seven-word quatrain was very connotative, Wu Ming saw Li Haoran spit and take off, and his forehead was sweaty.
"I'll read a poem to you, so that you won't be bored and lonely." Li Haoran cleared his throat and said, "Xiang Leng Jin Li, who was turned into a red wave, got up and combed his hair lazily. Ren Bao is full of dust, and he is said to be on the curtain hook. For fear of parting with the bitterness, how many things do you want to talk about. ”
Reading the whole poem, Li Haoran said proudly: "How is it, how did I write it?" ”
Wu Ming has seen shameless, but he has never seen a shameless one like Li Haoran, and he deliberately walked half a beat behind, afraid of seeing Li Haoran's face. Bing Lan and Lu Xiaoman burst out laughing.
Bing Lan tentatively said, "You wrote it?" ”
"Of course, I don't write many poems in my life, but this one is the best." Li Haoran sighed, "Every time I think of that year, I feel like I have relatives, and when my first love left me, I remember this song, I'm really ashamed!" ”
"It seems like a word, not a poem, right?" Lu Xiaoman glanced at Wu Ming and said in a low voice.
Li Haoran's face remained unchanged, and he nodded: "Yes, it's just a word, I made a mistake just now." Who doesn't make mistakes. Saints sometimes make mistakes, don't they? So my mistake can be forgiven. ”
"Really, you wrote it?" Bing Lan wanted to confirm again, and couldn't help but smile.
Li Haoran opened his eyes and said unhappily: "This classmate, you are doubting my ability. It is a great insult for a man's abilities to be questioned. You can doubt my character, but you can't doubt my ability. ”
The crowd was defeated. Bing Lan sighed: "The words that Li Qingzhao has written, they are just the same? ”
Li Haoran's old face was slightly red, Rao was the most honest in the world, and he couldn't stand everyone's contempt. He originally thought that the current students didn't like Tang and Song poems, so he took out the words he had spent several days memorizing to show off. Who knows, people don't know at all. This time, stealing chickens and rice was lost, and he was disgraced and thrown to his grandmother's house.
Li Haoran said: "Really? may be a coincidence, but I didn't expect that what I wrote could be echoed by Li Qingzhao, which is really not simple. I think Li Qingzhao may have crossed over, and it was one of you who crossed back. ”
"Haha!" Even Lu Xiaoman couldn't help laughing. Bing Lan clutched her stomach and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.
"Phoenix is on the stage to remember the blow job," Li Haoran began to pretend again, and said, "The realm of this poem is very high, and ordinary people can't understand it." The feeling of longing, whenever I walk under the moonlit night and look up at the sky, I can't help but burst into tears. ”
"I especially like the word, which is very poetic, connecting the past and the next, and creating a precedent. The of the ancients and the of the present ......" Li Haoran chattered.
Wu Ming hurriedly kicked Li Haoran and said softly: "Pay attention to the occasion." ”
Li Haoran shouted: "Look, you have a dirty mind, where do you want to go, I am talking about noble art." Now the society will become complicated only when there are more people with complex ideas like you. To be a scholar, one must be simple-minded and pure-souled in order to contribute. Socialist modernization needs us, and you can't degenerate. In particular, the erosion of European and American cultures. ”
Wu Ming was speechless. I don't know who is okay to watch European and American love action movies, and I sigh all day long that there are no good movies in China.
At this moment, Wu Ming caught a glimpse of two familiar figures in the corner not far away. Bing Lan and Lu Xiaoman also saw it, and glanced at each other, revealing incredible eyes.