Shopping is a favorite thing for most girls, don't look at Song Xiaobei dressed like a little sister, but she also likes shopping very much, but her current taste is very interested in that kind of cool things. For example, when buying clothes, she doesn't buy that kind of beautiful dresses and the like like other girls, but likes that kind of T-shirts with cool prints.

In her words, this is called fashion and trend, fortunately, Song Xiaobei is the kind of person who buys it as soon as she likes it, otherwise Zero will be enough, and after shopping in the mall for half an hour, Zero has a total of seven bags in his hand.

"It's not bad either, it must be pretty cool to wear." Song Xiaobei took a black skull T-shirt and commented, she liked this kind of clothes very much, so she didn't hesitate to throw it to Zero.

"Hey, when do you have to buy more, this dress seems to be enough, and you can't wear it out if you buy too much." Zero said with a frown.

"Is it enough, I don't think it's enough, it's hard to come out to shop once anyway, don't be so unhappy, if you don't want to go, then you can go back first, I can give you a day off." Song Xiaobei looked at the clothes with interest, and didn't care at all about zero complaints.

Zero could only be silent in the end, he knew that as long as he said to stop, then Song Xiaobei would immediately have a way to deal with it, so the best way now is to endure it and accompany the eldest lady in front of him to go shopping spree, until she shouted tired.

T-shirts and pants were bought one after another, Song Xiaobei touched her chin with her hand, as if thinking about something, and soon the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, revealing a sly smile, and then said to Zero: "I think you may be tired too, in this case, then you accompany me to buy the last piece of clothing, let's go find a place to rest and eat something." ”

In the face of Song Xiaobei's sudden understanding, Zero unconsciously became a little vigilant, according to his understanding of Song Xiaobei, there might be some bad purpose for this, from that night Song Xiaobei came in with wine.

However, even if he had a bad premonition, Zero couldn't refuse, so he could only continue to follow Song Xiaobei. A few minutes later, Song Xiaobei walked into an underwear store, which had a variety of underwear sizes and styles, belonging to a diversified underwear store.

"Hello this young lady, what style of underwear do you need, we have a new one here." Miss salesman said with a smile on her face.

"I don't know what to buy, but you can wait a minute." Song Xiaobei said, and then hooked his finger at Zero outside the door, "Zero, you let me in now, don't come in again, don't blame me for being angry, the consequences are very serious." ”

Zero, who was standing outside the underwear store, pretended not to hear it, and let him enter the underwear store, what would the women inside think of him, so he wouldn't do such a thing. Obviously, Song Xiaobei didn't give him a chance to refuse, but he saw Song Xiaobei walk outside the door and pull Ling Sheng in, and hummed: "You are still not a man, will it be embarrassing to buy underwear with me, really." ”

Song Xiaobei deliberately amplified his voice so that all the women in the underwear store could hear it, only to see that those women all looked at it at once, Rao is zero has experienced a hundred battles, but being watched by so many women in the underwear store, he also felt a little furious in his heart.

"Hey, I said you want to buy underwear and ask the salesperson to pick it for you, there's no need to pull me in, Miss, didn't we agree before, you must cooperate with me, you can't have a surname." Zero whispered, but with a reluctant smile on his face.

"Hehe, don't I cooperate with you, don't men like women to wear underwear to show them, you said last night that you wanted me to buy a piece of erotic underwear, if you don't come in, how do I know which erotic underwear you like me to wear." Song Xiaobei said, with a sly smile on his face.

"This is definitely revenge, naked revenge, since you want to play, then I will play with you." Zero secretly said in his heart, there is no way back now, so he can only go forward and see who suffers in the end.

I saw Zero straighten up, coughed, regained his composure on his face, smiled, and said, "Baby, how can you say such a thing, this is our secret, how bad it is for others to know, let's go and choose underwear." ”

After Zero finished speaking, he put his hand on Song Xiaobei's waist, this sudden action made Song Xiaobei's body tremble, she didn't expect things to develop in a different direction at all, according to the original script, Zero should be very ashamed, and then be ridiculed and hit by her in various ways.

But now Zero was not only not ashamed, but also took advantage of her, and she could now feel the hand on her waist slowly moving downward, aiming at her plump buttocks. Thinking of this, Song Xiaobei's face changed, and he immediately grabbed Zero's hand.

"Don't go too far, or I'll get angry." Song Xiaobei gritted his teeth and said, raising his eyebrows, with a hint of anger in his eyes.

"I'm not excessive, don't you want to play, so I have to play with you, remember, there are so many people watching here, anyway, I don't care, there's nothing to be afraid of losing face." Zero said indifferently, he had already decided to play anyway.

Song Xiaobei gritted his teeth in anger, slapped Zero's hand away, and then walked in, while Zero followed behind Song Xiaobei, and didn't care about the women in the underwear store pointing fingers, this is the power of being thick-skinned.

There is no whole to zero, Song Xiaobei's mood is very bad, the salesman on the side keeps introducing new styles, Song Xiaobei just responds from time to time, at this moment she is thinking about how to trick zero, so that he will be embarrassed, ugly, and suffer from strange eyes here.

Thinking about it, the corners of Song Xiaobei's mouth suddenly curled, and her originally heavy face showed a sly smile, because she was walking side by side with the saleswoman, and the distance between Zero and her was not very far, so the idea of a whole person appeared in her mind.

"Hey, can you help me get that underwear, I think it's pretty good." Song Xiaobei pointed to the pink lace underwear on the underwear rack.

"Okay, please wait." The saleswoman nodded with a smile and said, then got up to get the underwear designated by Song Xiaobei.

At this moment, a hand touched the buttocks of the female saleswoman, and the speed was very fast, after Song Xiaobei did all this, he immediately turned to the side, and then picked up an underwear and pretended to look at it seriously.

And because Zero was behind, she didn't see Song Xiaobei's small movements at all, but the saleswoman immediately turned around as if she had been electrocuted the moment she was touched, with a hint of anger on her face, glanced at Song Xiaobei, and then shifted her gaze to Zero's body.

Zero didn't know what was going on, so he saw the saleswoman suddenly look at him, and because it was polite, he nodded with a smile, but this smile was a flirtatious smile in the eyes of the saleswoman.

"You're a hooligan." The saleswoman said angrily, her cheeks were slightly red, and her eyes were full of anger, she had worked here for many years, and it was the first time she had encountered such a bold pervert who dared to touch her buttocks in such a multi-person place.

"What?" Zero was stunned for a moment, and thought he had misheard, "I'm a hooligan, don't wronged me, I didn't do anything." ”

"Everyone, be careful, this man is not a good thing, he touched my buttocks just now, and he still doesn't admit it."

Originally, when she encountered this kind of thing, the saleswoman didn't want to make a big deal about it, so she endured it and passed, but after seeing Zero's expression of pretending to have done nothing, she told what happened just now in a fit of anger.

"Why is this person like this, his girlfriend dares to touch other women while he is still around, it's really too anxious......"

"Yes, this was originally a place to sell substitute clothes for women with surnames, this man not only came in without the slightest shame, but he didn't care, I knew at a glance that it was not a good thing, and sure enough, men were not a good thing."

Because of the words of the female saleswoman, the other women in the store also blamed Zero, and Song Xiaobei, the initiator, was so happy in her heart, her eyes were bent into crescents, revealing cute little dimples, and this time she finally let out a bad breath.

Zero's face suddenly became solemn, his mind was running rapidly, he definitely didn't touch the buttocks of the female salesman, and when he saw Song Xiaobei's successful smile, he understood what was going on, he was plotted.

"Hmph, stinky bastard, dead pervert, this time it's finally you, don't think Miss Ben is so easy to mess with." Song Xiaobei said proudly.

"Sir, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I would like to ask you to leave first." Another saleswoman came up and said that although she didn't have a good impression of Zero, she was still very polite for the sake of work.

Zero also knew that it would not be good to stay here, so he nodded and said, "I'll wait for you outside first." ”

"Go ahead, I'll pick it up slowly, pick a sexy lingerie you like very much." Song Xiaobei didn't forget to give Ling a knife in the end, and her words once again succeeded in making other women point fingers at Zero.

The corners of Zero's eyes twitched slightly, this time it was just in response to the sentence 'often walk by the river, how can there be no wet shoes', this time he was rectified, glared at Song Xiaobei fiercely and walked out of the underwear store.

Song Xiaobei, who was in a good mood, said to the saleswoman who was attacked by her: "I'm really embarrassed just now, he is like this, I will compensate for him." ”

"It's okay, it has nothing to do with you, but I remind you to break up with this kind of man, at first glance, you know that he is the kind of lustful person, who looks like a dog, but I didn't expect my heart to be so dirty." The saleswoman said angrily.

"Well, thanks for the reminder, I'll think about it." Song Xiaobei nodded.

"I didn't expect to be rectified by Song Xiaobei if I wasn't careful." Zero said helplessly, with a wry smile on his face.