Chapter 733: It's so shameless

In the end, Zhou Xing had to say all the good things to Lin Qingying and the others, and only then did he reluctantly get the forgiveness of the girls.

"Why don't you hurry up and go fishing, I'm hungry." Tang Jing waved the fishing rod in his hand, and his eyes were round.

Zhou Xing hurriedly dodged away, joking, if this fish hook hooks any part of the body, it is not so easy to take it out, everyone knows that the fish hook has barbs, it is easy to hook in, if you want to take it out, one is that you are not afraid of pain, and the other is to go to the hospital to find a doctor.

"I can't catch a single fish myself, so I'm embarrassed to order it." Zhou Xing saw that Tang Jing and their buckets still hadn't had a single fish, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice.

"What do you say, be louder, and tell me again." Tang Jing was completely a dominatrix behavior, which scared Zhou Xing into running away.

Set up the iron pot, the time to cook lunch is already more than three o'clock in the afternoon, at this time everyone's stomach is already hungry, and then the girls all bought snacks, but snacks are snacks after all, they can only be addicted, and they can't fill their stomachs.

Zhou Xing is naturally the one who fishes the most among all people, Zhou Xing has caught more than ten fish in total, there are three grass carp of more than two catties, and the others are crucian carp with one or two or two or three or two.

As for Lin Qingying and them, the combined number of women only caught eight fish. Zhou Xing originally wanted to show off in front of the women, but seeing the unkind expressions of the women, Zhou Xing had to dispel this idea, women can't afford to mess with them.

Wu Yuxiong finally got out of the car with the support of Zheng Chunlan, but Wu Yuxiong was still a little trembling all over his body, and he sneezed one or two from time to time.

Wu Yuxiong wore a dress by Zheng Chunlan and looked like a shy little girl when she got out of the car. Don't dare to get out of the car yet. If it weren't for Zheng Chunlan pushing him out of the car. He didn't dare to come down yet.

"Teacher Zheng, this is not good, I am also a teacher anyway, you see me wearing your dress, this is too embarrassing." After Wu Yuxiong got out of the car, he then hid behind the car and refused to come out.

Zheng Chunlan said: "What's there to be ashamed of, isn't there no way to do it?" Besides. I feel beautiful when I wear this dress on you. ”

Zheng Chunlan asked Wu Yuxiong to get out of the car in her skirt for everyone to see, which was for a purpose. She wants to use this to prove to everyone that he Wu Yuxiong is wearing my Zheng Chunlan's skirt, so I, Zheng Chunlan, am his Wu Yuxiong's person.

Sometimes the women who fall in love are naΓ―ve people, Zheng Chunlan's idea is not naΓ―ve, but she thinks it is an excellent way.

Originally, Wu Yuxiong's current physical condition should be sent to the hospital for a look, but Zheng Chunlan did not agree to let Wu Yuxiong go to the hospital for the sake of tonight's plan. Say it's fine, it'll be fine soon.

And Wu Yuxiong, the old pervert. I was still thinking about Lin Qingying and them, thinking that if I went to the hospital, my plan would not be realized tonight, and I missed this good opportunity, I don't know that there is such a good opportunity in the Year of the Monkey. As a result, Zheng Chunlan was no longer asked to take him to the hospital.

"Haha...... Look, everyone, Mr. Wu is out. A sharp-eyed classmate was the first to see Wu Yuxiong in a skirt and said loudly.

When everyone heard this, they all laughed, and Wu Yuxiong heard everyone's laughter, and he couldn't wait to dig a hole in the ground.

"Teacher Zheng, didn't you say that I look good in this dress? Why do my classmates laugh at me? Wu Yuxiong hated Zheng Chunlan half to death, if he hadn't seen Zheng Chunlan's big breasts, Wu Yuxiong would have not wanted to pay attention to this girl for a long time.

Zheng Chunlan explained: "Teacher Wu, everyone's appreciation is different, in my eyes, Mr. Wu, you are the most handsome man in the world, I don't know how many times more handsome than that Jincheng Wu Liang Chaowei." ”

After Zheng Chunlan finished speaking, she didn't forget to rub the pair of white rabbits on her chest against Wu Yuxiong's arms.

Wu Yuxiong originally wanted to leave with a shake of his hand, but when he saw Zheng Chunlan taking the initiative to rub the white rabbit on his chest on his arm, and the feeling was very comfortable, Wu Yuxiong was also happy to accept it.

"Teacher Wu, you look so good in Mr. Zheng's dress." Zhou Xing violated his own conscience and said.

When Zheng Chunlan heard this, she found that Zhou Xing was becoming more and more pleasing to the eye.

"Really?" Wu Yuxiong was also happy when he heard Zhou Xing praise him for his good looks, and said, "Teacher Zheng also said just now that I look good in this dress." ”

"Teacher Wu, I think if you pretend to be a woman, you must be a woman with a beautiful nature, and I don't know how many men you will charm." Zhou Xing once again violated his conscience.

"Really? No way, this person is handsome, he was born. Wu Yuxiong said a beautiful word to himself.

When those male classmates heard the conversation between Zhou Xing and Wu Yuxiong, and then looked at Wu Yuxiong's face, and then thought about Wu Yuxiong's appearance as a woman, the male classmates couldn't help but vomit.

"Hey, what are you doing? Did you eat the wrong thing? Wu Yuxiong couldn't help but ask when he saw that everyone was vomiting evilly.

Zhou Xing said: "Teacher Wu, they didn't eat the wrong thing, they were disgusted by something. ”

"Disgusted by something? What the hell is it? "Wu Yuxiong has been frozen in the water for so long, and he seems to be stupid with his head. Or, drinking too much water, the water is all in the brain.

"It's disgusting to be disgusted by some shameless guys who don't smell." Zhou Xing said with a smile.

At this time, Wu Yuxiong finally understood, his face changed with anger, and his whole person kept coughing. At this moment, Zheng Chunlan felt that Zhou Xing was unpleasant again.

"Teacher Wu, what's wrong with you? Do you want to go to the hospital? Zhou Xing asked pretending to be concerned.

Wu Yuxiong is still thinking about tonight's plan, how can he go to the hospital!

Wu Yuxiong shook his hand and said, "Don't go to the hospital, it's okay, it's okay!" Although Wu Yuxiong was very angry with Zhou Xing, he couldn't wait to push Zhou Xing into the reservoir and let him taste the taste of being frozen, but Zhou Xing didn't name him just now, which made Wu Yuxiong only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

The fire was burned, the big iron pot was set up, and suddenly everyone realized a very serious problem, who would be the chef. The people who come here to play are basically young masters and young ladies who come to stretch out their hands in clothes and open their mouths when they eat. Not many people know how to cook and stir-fry.

"Cousin. You're the chef! Lin Qingying handed the spatula to Zhou Xing. Zhou Xing looked at the spatula in Lin Qingying's hand, and asked with a bitter face, "Can I not take it?" ”

Lin Qingying showed a charming smile and said, "You can not pick it up, but you look good when you go home." ”

Zhou Xing had to take the spatula in Lin Qingying's hand, and then became the chef.

The ingredients for cooking fish are quite complete, hot pot ingredients, ginger and garlic. Cinnamon bark, star anise and so on.

Zhou Xing slowly put the ingredients into the pot, and after a while, the fresh fragrance of the fish and the fragrance of the ingredients wafted out. When many students smelled the fragrance, they swallowed the saliva in their mouths, staring at the big iron pot, and their eyes were about to fall out.

"This classmate, please don't stretch your neck so long, even if you stretch your neck so long, it's nothing? The key is that the saliva on your mouth does not fall into the pot. Zhou Xing pointed to a male classmate and said.

When the male classmate heard this, he quickly retracted his head. Then he wiped his mouth with his hand and drooled for a long time, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry." I couldn't help it just now. ”

"It smells so good! Zhou Xing, you are really too capable. A female student looked at the fish boiling in the pot and sighed heartily.

Just kidding, don't look at who the handsome guy I am, Zhou Xing thought very coquettishly.

This uses a large iron pot to cook fish over a firewood fire, as long as the seasoning is complete, no matter who cooks it, it is fragrant and delicious. Of course, if you let the kind of lady who hasn't cooked cook do it, then it's a different matter.

Just kidding, those ladies who haven't cooked don't even know how much salt to put in, and you still expect them to stir-fry, and when the time comes, they will put down a bag of salt, even if the fish is fragrant, then it can still be eaten?

"Zhou Xing, did you graduate from chef school?" Another beautiful girl asked with big winked eyes.

Zhou Xing said: "I am self-taught, but my cooking skills are comparable to those of national first-class chefs. ”

Anyway, it doesn't matter if you brag about it or not, it doesn't matter if you blow it to the sky.

Wu Yuxiong on the side sat aside, so angry that Zhou Xing stole all the limelight. Originally, he brought everyone out this time, Wu Yuxiong just wanted to show off in front of beautiful female classmates, and see if he could hook one or two pure female classmates.

Now, being so mixed with Zhou Xing, he is completely out of play. Destroying his opportunity to pick up a girl is equivalent to sleeping with his Wu Yuxiong's wife!

"Everyone, wait a little longer, you can start eating, everyone is waiting patiently." Zhou Xing took the spatula and made it in the iron pot a few times, and then said loudly.

Then, Zhou Xing picked up the lunch box next to him, picked out the largest crucian carp with a spatula and put it in the lunch box, and then gave it to Chu Yuxin: "Yuxin, this crucian carp is a big supplement, eat more." ”

Zhou Xing is the chef after all, and although some people are dissatisfied with this move, everyone doesn't say anything.

However, next, Zhou Xing brought a lunch box, picked out a fish, and sent it to Lin Qingying......

When it came to the fourth time, several male classmates finally couldn't help but protest, "Zhou Xing, didn't you say that you can't eat it yet?" Why are they able to eat it? As he spoke, he pointed to Lin Qingying and said.

Depend on! They are all handsome guys and my wives, of course, let my wife eat first. Otherwise, if I start eating, you starving ghosts won't immediately snatch up all the fish in the pot, what will my wife eat?

Zhou Xing said while picking the fish: "This question will not be explained to you clearly for a while, and I will explain it to you later." ”

"You're clearly playing favoritism!" The male classmate protested.

"This classmate, speak with evidence, otherwise this is slander, and I can sue you." Zhou Xing said with his mouth, but he still picked up the lunch box with fish in his hand.

I've never seen such a shameless person, it's obvious that he is playing favoritism, but he is still ashamed to say that others slander him, it's really shameless.

"Zhou Xing, isn't it too shameless for you to do this!" Wu Yuxiong decided to seize this opportunity to teach Zhou Xing a good lesson, in order to avenge his previous revenge, and secondly, he could also erect his tall and perfect image among the students.

When Zhou Xing heard this, he opened his mouth with a smile and said, "I have teeth, please see, and it's very white, if you want to ask me what toothpaste I brush every day, please forgive me for not being able to tell me directly." ”

Shameless! How can there be such a cheeky person in the world! This is shameless, God, strike a thunderbolt on this shameless fellow!

In the end, Zhou Xing finally sandwiched a fish for Lin Qingying and the others, and by the way, he also sandwiched one for himself.

"Alright, everyone, it's time to eat!" Wu Yuxiong also wanted to condemn Zhou Xing a few words, but Zhou Xing preemptively said.

When everyone heard Zhou Xing's words, although they were very dissatisfied with Zhou Xing in their hearts, at the moment of food, where could everyone care about condemning Zhou Xing, and immediately flocked to grab the fish in the big iron pot.

"Mine, mine, don't rob me."

"Fuck, I just caught a fish, where's the fish? How is there only one fish head left? ”

Everyone was grabbing the fish in the pot, while Zhou Xing and Lin Qingying were sitting leisurely eating the food in the lunch box.

"Your husband is smart, isn't he?" Zhou Xing asked proudly.

Chu Yuxin, Lan Ling, and Wang Xiaochen smiled and nodded.

Lin Qingying, Tang Jing, and Xiao Wei glanced at Zhou Xing, and spit out three words from their mouths at the same time: "Big villain!" (To be continued......)