Chapter 7: Is it a professor or a psychopath?
Hearing Wang Hao's muttering to himself, Wei Wei was about to faint, there are more than 5 billion people in the world, although the specific group of people who use the toilet cannot be verified, but it is also countless, how many people who sit on the toilet know such a detailed history of the toilet?
The answer is yes, no one will pay attention to these things, let alone memorize them, except for historians who study this.
Wang Hao spoke like a serious and knowledgeable professor!
When Wang Hao didn't speak, he was like a lone wolf hunting in the desert in the middle of the night!
The indifference that rejects people thousands of miles away in the sharp breath!
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This is Wei Wei's evaluation of Wang Hao, and in the end, Wei Wei also added: A very high level of mental patients and stupid eggs! Hmph, and it's still a very rich kind!
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Wang Hao looked at the pale face in the mirror that was slightly vicissitudes.
Everything is like a dream!
If it weren't for the gold armor and bronze sword, coupled with the ancient tomb environment that has been used for the purpose, Wang Hao would definitely suspect that he is a modern person with schizophrenia.
The bloody smoke of more than 2,000 years ago seems to be just yesterday, and the wheel of history that knows that when you wake up, it has rolled to more than 2,000 years later......
The Great Qin Dynasty has long been wiped out, and the arrogant soldiers and fierce generals have also become white bones.
God played a little joke on him!
Since God has let me live again, then I will live a good life for God! Without the emperor, no one can deprive me of the right to live!
The pale face in the mirror flashed with a hint of hideousness......
Looking at Wang Hao, who came out in a bathrobe, Wei Wei was stunned and looked at Wang Hao's wet hair hanging down to her legs in surprise and said, "Your hair is so long, oh my God, what did you do?" Weiwei said as she frustrated her short hair on her neck.
Wang Hao was noncommittal.
"It's better to cut it, you are like this, as long as you walk out the door, you will let others notice!"
"No, the hair and skin of the body, the parents of the recipients, what can be easily cut off?"
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Wang Hao thought for a while: "Let's cut it......"
Wei Wei grinned and said, "The little girl is happy to serve!" "Now Wei Wei is very happy, such a long hair can be bought for a large price, I remember the last time I went to cut hair with my colleagues, I bought dozens of oceans of hair on my shoulders. Hum! Even if you give Miss Ben a subsidy interest!
Wei Wei was merciful, and did not cut Wang Hao's hair into a flat head because of interests, but according to Wang Hao's pale and thin face, she kept a most popular men's long hair, of course, the biggest reason for Wei Wei's mercy is that she is not a professional barber, and the difficult flat head must not be able to trim, but this kind of long hair is much simpler, take a pair of scissors, and a "click" will be successful!
Wei Wei stood on the sofa and looked at her results a little proudly, her hair was indeed very suitable for Wang Hao, and her already dry hair was very flowing, giving people a chic feeling.
More than 1.8 meters tall, 25 years old. The slightly pale face, the gaze from the eyes revealed a fierce aura, and a trace of coldness was revealed in a mouth, intentionally or unintentionally. Wei Wei was suddenly a little confused, and she couldn't imagine that Wang Hao had changed so much after taking a bath, especially his cold face and flowing hair, which was described in the popular Internet language now: Cool!
Wei Wei shook her head vigorously, what is wrong with herself? Haven't you ever seen a handsome guy? Hum! As long as Miss Ben is willing, the chasers will not line up to the People's Square! After some self-comfort, Weiwei regained her mental balance.
At this time, Wang Hao began to reposition himself in Weiwei's mind as a knowledgeable and forgetful and somewhat handsome psychopath, plus a fool!
Everything was ready, Wei Wei remembered that she hadn't eaten today, and she began to feel nervous and stimulated, and she didn't feel hungry at all, but now her nerves relaxed and her stomach was like a drum.
If you want to talk about hunger, Wang Hao is even hungrier than her, Wei Wei has not eaten in the morning, but Wang Hao has not eaten for more than 2,000 years.
The small room is a sparrow, although it is small, it has all the organs, the kitchen and refrigerator are all ready, but now the two of them are eager to eat a cow, naturally the sooner the better, and eating outside has become the most scientific and reasonable choice.
After cleaning up the house casually, the two went downstairs one after the other, what made Weiwei depressed was that she was afraid that Wang Hao would become lustful, so she wore a set of professional clothes at the beginning, and it felt weird to wear a formal professional dress on vacation, but what made Weiwei even more awkward was that Wang Hao also wore a regular suit.
For the casual clothes that Wei Wei bought, Wang Hao vetoed it after a glance, the first time he saw the suit, he liked the neat and simple lines, as well as the deep color, which made it feel like wearing a black iron armor, but unfortunately it did not have the weight and texture of the armor......
Walking on the path, Weiwei's head was lowered to the ground, it was nothing to wear professional clothes, and it didn't matter if Wang Hao wore a suit on a hot day, anyway, others didn't know what he was doing, what made Weiwei ashamed was the pair of slippers on Wang Hao's feet!
Of course, Wang Hao himself didn't know, but he still followed Wei Wei with his head held high, and his eyes carefully looked at the surrounding environment, a habit that had been maintained more than 2,000 years ago. In Wang Hao's eyes, all unknown things are full of danger!
Fortunately, all the way to the shoe store, it didn't attract the attention of others, and Weiwei breathed a sigh of relief.
Wang Hao was a little inexplicable and forced to put on a pair of leather shoes, and the information flow in his head was collected for a while before he realized that wearing a suit was to wear leather shoes......
Weiwei found a quieter restaurant nearby, and the two sat down.
After ordering some food casually, seeing Wang Hao looking at the crowd outside the window with a cold face, Wei Wei couldn't help but feel angry!
"A black suit? It really fits you very well, and a face looks like a playing card. ”
Wang Hao was stunned: "What is a poker face?" ”
"......" Weiwei was completely defeated.
Wang Hao said: "Oh, poker? A tool of entertainment, there is still an argument in the country of specific invention, poker face, that is to say, my face is as old-fashioned as poker! ”
"......" Weiwei was speechless, "By the way, what will you do in the future?" ”
"Just live!"
"It's that simple?"
Glancing at the hurried crowd outside the window, Wang Hao said in a deep voice: "If you experience a baptism of life and death and spend endless years alone, you will understand how rare it is to live well!" ”
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The atmosphere was a little depressing, and Wei Wei began to fantasize that Wang Hao was the descendant of a wealthy man, and his spirit was stimulated after he went bankrupt for unknown reasons, and even now he is insane but slightly better...... It is very likely that he spent a long time in a mental hospital, otherwise he would not have said anything about living alone for an infinite time...... As for the golden armor, the most likely surname is that the last bit of his ancestral property has been brought out, well! It all makes sense!
Wang Hao's question woke up Wei Wei, who was not reluctant.
"Tell me about you!"
"Ah...... I...... Oh, there's nothing to say, my parents died when I was very young, I was raised by my grandfather when I was in the countryside, and my brother supported me when I was studying, and I am now working as a designer in a handicraft company, which is also a white-collar worker! I bought the little house myself, I bought it with a mortgage, and I always wanted to have a nest of my own, so I saved money and bought a small house...... Hee-hee! Every time I wake up and look at my little room, I feel a sense of accomplishment. ”
Although Wei Wei smiled, she couldn't hide her faint sadness, and it could be seen that this house had also given her a lot of pressure in life.
"Well, in fact, your current life is also my dream now!"
Wang Hao said lightly: "Your grandfather is still in the countryside?" ”
Vivi replied, "Yes! I wanted to take him to live in the city, but he refused to come to the city, saying that he was used to living in the countryside, and he was reluctant to live in the old neighbors and some pigs and chickens! Otherwise I could have bought a bigger house. ”
"What about your brother?"
"I ...... Brother...... I haven't seen him for more than two months, don't say he'......"
Weiwei, who was originally cheerful, suddenly looked melancholy and was depressed. Fortunately, the things they called were also delivered, and the two of them began to eat with their own thoughts.
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Maybe she was full, or she was cheerful, Wei Wei wiped her mouth and said, "I found that you are still quite easy to get along with, and you scared me to death at the beginning." ”
Wang Hao's eyes glanced at Wei Wei and didn't say anything, burying his head and continuing to eat the food carefully.
"Also, I'll charge for it!" Wei Wei's eyes are full of golden light, the so-called emaciated camel is bigger than a horse, and there is a rich man sitting opposite, just that golden armor, you can buy tens of millions of dollars, if it is an antique, it is even more valuable.
Wang Hao didn't raise his head and said, "En! ”
Weiwei said proudly: "It's about the same, I just like a big bed, more than three meters wide, I've been reluctant to buy it, I must take it this time!" ”
Wang Hao was puzzled: "How wide is three meters?" How do you put that room? ”
Weiwei's eyes glared, "You don't care how I put it, I can put it in my own house as much as I want, I just want to put the bed as soon as I enter the room, how cool it is!" My room is my bed, my bed is my room......"
Wang Hao's resolute face was cold, and he suddenly found that there seemed to be a slight change now, this little woman who was greedy for money was no longer afraid of him, Wang Hao was still very unaccustomed to a girl being arrogant in front of him, more than 2000 years ago, there was a place for women to talk......
This is absolutely not allowed!
Seeing that Wang Hao's face was not good, Wei Wei's stiff neck quietly shrank back.
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