Chapter 1 Flight attendants make extra money
Liu Wei is not interested in Yueyu, and it has nothing to do with his family background, mainly because K1 rarely has the opportunity to cause trouble.
It's no wonder that after being crippled by the Yankees in World War II, Xiao Yueben was like impotence and never rose again.
Although by virtue of the "golden 20 years" from the end of the 60s to the end of the 80s of the last century, Yueben made great achievements in the economy and became the second largest economic power, even in the "lost 20 years", it was also an economic power, and it did not fall to third until not long ago, but in the military, diplomatic and political fields, Yueben is an out-and-out dwarf and has almost no say in the international community.
It is only in recent years that the international status of the book has improved slightly.
This is also mainly related to the United States.
If it weren't for the quagmire of the two major wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the constant desire to knock on Iran and North Korea, and the covert subversive actions in North Africa, the United States would have been overstretched in military strength, and had to pull sponsors everywhere and drag a bunch of sub-allies into the water one by one, and would have had no chance to send troops overseas.
When the soldiers holding plaster flags appeared in Iraq and Afghanistan, Liu Wei was already past the best age to learn languages.
If it weren't for the fact that he was going to the book, Liu Wei really wouldn't be in the mood to learn the bird language.
Fortunately, Zhou Yulong and Mobei Wolf are both good, one knows Kyoto dialect and the other Kanto dialect, if it weren't for the occasional two sentences of national scolding, no one really doubted them.
After FOS transformation, Liu Wei's brain domain development is ten times that of ordinary people, and his memory is absolutely unprecedented.
Before getting on the plane, Liu Wei bought a Chinese dictionary at the airport's duty-free bookstore. He can't speak, but he can read, and he knows how to pronounce and basic grammar, so if he memorizes enough words and exercises his speaking properly, it won't be long before he can speak the language.
Just halfway through the voyage, Liu Wei finished more than 1,000 pages of the dictionary.
Words are memorized, but they need more practice to master the use of various words, especially synonyms and synonyms, in different situations.
It's going to take a lot of time, and there's no hurry.
Putting down the dictionary, Liu Wei found that the Mobei wolf sitting on the side was gone.
Zhang Jinnan was also enough to pick the door, and bought economy class tickets for Liu Wei and them, Liu Wei sat in a row with Zhou Yulong and Mobei Wolf, and Dian Bin was on the opposite side of the aisle.
"Where did he go?"
"Who?" Zhou Yulong was dozing off, and was pushed by Liu Wei and woke up. "It's still in the beginning, so I should go to the bathroom."
"Going to the bathroom?" Liu Wei glanced back.
This is a B757 airliner, and the toilet is in the aft part of the cabin, next to the flight attendant rest cabin.
"What are you worried about, are you still afraid that he will run away?" Zhou Yulong moved his buttocks and closed his eyes again.
Of course, Liu Wei was not worried about Mobei Wolf slipping away halfway. The passenger plane flies at an altitude of 10,000 meters, and there is no special high-altitude parachuting suit, even if there is a parachute, you will be frozen to death if you jump out.
Thinking that Mobei Wolf drank a lot of wine before leaving, and made Dian Bin, who paid the bill, cry out for the pain, Liu Wei didn't care too much.
Half of the wine is water, and if you drink too much, you must have to run to the toilet often.
After a while, Mobei Wolf staggered back to his seat, his face was relaxed and comfortable, and it seemed that he should be relaxed and happy after the pressure was discharged.
"Done?"
Liu Wei nodded and threw the dictionary to Mobei Wolf. "I memorize the vocabulary, but I still have to practice it often, especially the common phrases."
"'Often' term? Well, it's going to be for you to practice right now. ”
"Now?" Liu Wei didn't react at once.
"Of course, will my brother lie to you?" Mobei Wolf smiled, which made Liu Wei even more confused.
This guy has been out for more than 20 years, and he has long since changed from an innocent little boy to an obscene uncle now, and his mind is full of unthinkable bad ideas.
After touching his body and finding that his purse was empty, Mobei Wolf turned sideways and pushed Dian Bin, who was flipping through the magazine.
"Don't look for me, my language is very standard." Dian Bin has been in the field for several years, and he is very clear about the Mobei wolf.
"Whoever is looking for you, lend me five dollar bills."
"Don't you have it, don't look for me."
"It's just spent, we are brothers, we can't let the younger brother pay for it."
Pulling Liu Wei out, Dian Bin didn't say anything, took out his wallet, took out five 100-yuan bills and stuffed them into Mobei Wolf's hand. "Remember to pay it back."
"Whoever spends it will pay it back." After getting the money, Mobei Wolf didn't admit it.
Dian Bin rolled his eyes, he didn't bother with Mobei Wolf, anyway, the money was given by Zhang Jinnan.
Mobei Wolf didn't say much, turned around and stuffed the money into Liu Wei's hand, and glanced at the back of the cabin.
"What?" Liu Wei frowned, do you have to charge for going to the toilet on the plane?
"Don't ask so much, just go." Mobei Wolf smiled again and said, "Remember, be polite, when you meet, you have to say 'oh rat babble', and then take out the money." ”
"Live communication?"
"Of course it's a live exchange, what else do you want to do?"
Liu Wei didn't think much about it, anyway, there were still two hours before he arrived in Tokyo, and he was idle, so it was better to find something to do. It's not a waste of time to communicate with flight attendants and improve your speaking skills.
It's just that the price is a bit expensive.
Even in Hong Kong, the best Chinese teacher costs less than $500 for two lessons.
That's a flight attendant, a real flight attendant of this airline, the prototype of the heroine of many romantic action movies, and the dream lover of many gun friends.
Five hundred dollars is not too expensive, but if it weren't for the fact that the company almost went bankrupt and its business was sluggish, I am afraid it would have cost a thousand dollars.
When Liu Wei went to the back of the cabin, Mobei Wolf and Dian Bin burst into laughter, and even Zhou Yulong, who closed his eyes and recuperated, jumped up.
"Old wolf, have you gone too far?" Zhou Yulong is still a little sympathetic, after all, Liu Wei is his brother.
"Don't worry, one by one, Brother Dian has a treat today, and he has a share."
Dian Bin was stunned for a moment, and immediately rolled his eyes.
"Lao Tzu is not interested, Xiao Wei has never played before, will he be scared?"
"Scared?" Mobei Wolf looked surprised, "That kid is not afraid of heaven and earth, and he does no less ruthless things than me, can a little girl scare him?" Come on, just think about it, don't be embarrassed, everyone is from here, and it doesn't hurt to hunt game occasionally. ”
Zhou Yulong rolled his eyes, but his heart was itchy.
He hasn't experienced the feeling at an altitude of 10,000 meters.
"The curtains are closed, and the show begins." Mobei Wolf pushed Zhou Yulong with his elbow, "I'll go and see how the battle goes, do you want to go?" ”
Zhou Yulong gritted his teeth and glanced at Dian Bin.
Dian Bin didn't want to join in the fun, if Liu Wei was angry, Mobei Wolf and Zhou Yulong could still resist, he wouldn't have that ability.
"Go, don't look at nothing, don't look at it."
At this time, Liu Wei also understood, and after entering the flight attendant's rest cabin, he knew what was going on. Because a flight attendant leaned back in a chair, looking weak and powerless, as if she had just finished a marathon. There was also a pungent smell in the air, and the garbage bin in the corner was full of used tissues.
Liu Wei is a person from the past, and when he smells the strong hormonal smell, he knows what is starting to happen.
The bastard of Mobei Wolf never traded at a loss, and he must have spent five hundred dollars to the fullest, letting the stewardess take the money once and do two or even several jobs.
Five hundred dollars is not a small amount of money for these flight attendants who earn four million dollars a year.
Seeing Liu Wei come in, holding a handful of U.S. bills in her hand, the stewardess sitting on the other side of the aisle greeted her with a smile, looked Liu Wei up and down, bowed at a depth of 120 degrees, and took the opportunity to pay special attention to Xiao Liu Wei hidden in the crotch of his pants, probably visually measuring the size.
It's a pity that Liu Wei is wearing deep crotch sweatpants, not shallow crotch jeans, and little Liu Wei is not visible.
Liu Wei performed the courtesy, but he had no experience in hunting game, so he was very honest, and after sitting down, he stuffed the money into the stewardess who had a few freckles on her face and had a good figure.
Seeing that Liu Wei was generous and didn't give money in advance, the flight attendant immediately thought that he was a second ancestor who had just debuted.
Liu Wei's fair skin is also the main reason for the flight attendant's delusion.
White-faced Xiaosheng, at first glance, is an otaku who rarely comes out to bask in the sun, how has he seen the world?
Maybe it's still a beginner brother, and it can be done in two or three clicks, not to mention that it's easy and simple, and it takes advantage.
The stewardess's movements were very skillful, kneeling in front of Liu Wei with her legs together, and untying little Liu Wei with a gentle flick of her skillful hand, but she suddenly jumped at the giant thing in front of her, which frightened her into opening her mouth wide.
Such a talent, not to be the hero of a romantic action movie, is simply a waste!
The question is, how many heroines are willing to be turned on their backs every time they are purely for the purpose of making money, and they can't get out of bed for ten days and half a month?
The flight attendant who originally thought she had picked a big bargain was dumbfounded, but it was difficult to ride a tiger, so she had to use both hands and mouths.
Liu Wei is too, it's big, it's not right to take it out to be scary, and it is even more undesirable to let little Liu Wei appear in a fighting state.
Flight attendants make extra money, and they also provide meticulous service for the majority of passengers, so why bother others?
Fifteen minutes passed, and the flight attendant not only counted her hands and arms numb, but also did back and forth exercises, her neck was unbearable, and a usually lively fragrant tongue lost its vitality.
Outside the curtain, Mobei Wolf was also dumbfounded, and even more ashamed of himself.
This gap is definitely not something that S, M, and L can explain.
Zhou Yulong didn't feel anything, because when he took Liu Wei to see Zhang Jinnan for the first time, he had opened his eyes. I watched the excitement with the Mobei Wolves, and I just wanted to know if those air forces were worth five hundred dollars.
Seemingly not very satisfied, Zhou Yulong dragged Mobei Wolf and pointed to the seat.
Mobei Wolf shook his head, he still wanted to know whether Liu Wei was a sprint player or a persistent player.
Seeing that Mobei Wolf refused to leave, Zhou Yulong slipped back alone.
Behind the curtain, the stewardess made the last move, jumping samba on Liu Wei, and her waist shook like a rattle. It's just that Liu Wei refused to cooperate, so that the flight attendant had a hard time.
Liu Wei didn't want to cooperate, but he was not interested in buying it.
Feeling that the heat was almost over, Liu Wei hugged the flight attendant's thigh and lifted the flight attendant who was so tired that she was about to collapse and the flood in the dark forest was up.
Xiao Liu Wei jumped twice, suddenly raised his head, and shot a string of liquid cannonballs, hitting the curtain.
Sensing something hit his face, Mobei Wolf woke up. Rubbing it with his hand and smelling the smell, Mobei Wolf almost scolded.
This penetrating power is too strong, what Jieshibang and Okamoto are all finished, and it is useless to set three layers!
used to tease Liu Wei with a "" on the cruise ship, but now Liu Wei is still "colored", where to put the old face of the Mobei wolf?
Did that kid do it on purpose?
Mobei Wolf dared to think about it, and quickly slipped back. Liu Wei had already lifted his pants and was about to come out. If you want to be caught, I'm afraid that Mobei Wolf even has the heart to jump off the plane.
At this time, the flight from Singapore, chartered by the Brotherhood, had landed at Narita International Airport.
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