Chapter 346: You're Sick!
Chapter 346: You're Sick,
In the hot summer, there is no difference between it and roast pigs, but the people in and out of the amusement park are very crowded, but these people are wearing skirts and even vests, only at the door, there are two guys wearing long-sleeved robes, giving people a feeling of 'dazzling wind',
These two people are dressed very strangely, not to mention, and they are staring at the people passing by, although the two of them are hidden, but there is no impermeable wall, or some people have found out, after revealing a contemptuous gaze, they left quickly,
"Big brother, have you found anyone who is sick?" Qin Zhonglu wiped his sweat and asked,
"So far, there are none, some are some trivial symptoms, it is estimated that it is useless, after all, the Luo brother I saved last night is in a serious condition, at least we have to find a patient with a serious condition after all, so that we can start."
Ye Yun groaned and said solemnly,
"Makes sense." Qin Zhonglu nodded as if he didn't understand, "Why don't we go to the shade over there, it's too hot here, I'm afraid that if the patient doesn't find it, I'll suffer from heat stroke first." ”
Ye Yun rolled his eyes and admonished, "We are masters of the hidden world, we must be calm in everything, what is this heat, I feel better like this, you think, because of the heat, no one wants to stand in the sun, and we, quietly on the contrary, can be eye-catching, those people may find out the difference between us, when I am showing my hands, the patient is not yet handy." ”
"Big brother, what you said makes so much sense." Qin Zhonglu looked at Ye Yun with a cautious expression, "However, I have already found two patients. ”
"Where?" Ye Yun's eyes lit up and asked,
"That's us."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because a lot of people pointed fingers at us, saying that we were insane, didn't you hear it, big brother?" Qin Zhonglu said with a bitter face,
"Cut, what is this, the hidden master must have the demeanor of a master, and he must do the collapse of Mount Tai in front of him without the same color, calm, calm."
Ye Yun shook his head indifferently,
"Oh." Qin Zhonglu nodded, and then, the two continued to sit cross-legged on the ground, looking for the patient,
Immediately, Ye Yun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at a woman walking opposite with a look of surprise, this woman was about twenty years old, wearing a slightly revealing long dress, her appearance was quite beautiful, but her figure was particularly hot, even Ye Yun couldn't help but exclaim,
Of course, this is not the point, the point is that this woman has a disease, although it is only a very common stomach disease, but Ye Yun has such eyesight, and suddenly found that this woman's stomach disease is extraordinary, if it is not dealt with as soon as possible, it is very likely to tend to stomach cancer.
At that time, but the egg hurts,
Although Ye Yun is not a person now, he has read a lot of books in his spare time, including some medical histories, and he has also read them, and knows that this cancer is not so easy to treat.
And what he is looking for is to have someone who is seriously ill, and the current woman has become his target.
"Miss, please wait a minute." When Ye Yun saw the sick woman coming from the side, he hurriedly shouted,
Qin Zhonglu saw that Ye Yun had spoken, his spirit suddenly burst, and he pretended to be unfathomable, looking at the woman Ye Yun called out,
"You, call me." The woman looked around for a while, and finally locked her eyes on Ye Yun and Qin Zhong's Lu, and asked suspiciously,
"That's right, it's down there." Ye Yun nodded lightly, and with a wave of his big sleeves, he stood up, looking very chic,
"Is there something wrong?" The woman looked Ye Yun up and down, and immediately frowned, no matter how she looked, she felt that these two guys were a little strange, not to mention dressing like this on a hot day, and still sitting under the sun,
You said that you are a monk, and you still have your hair, what a strange pair,
Thinking of this, a smile appeared on the corner of the woman's mouth, and she looked at Ye Yun and Qin Zhonglu with interest,
Ye Yun was also relieved to see that the woman didn't turn around and leave, and then touched his nose and said, "It's better to say that I have something to do, than to say that you have something." ”
"Why is that?" The woman was puzzled,
"Because you're sick." Ye Yun looked at the woman lightly,
When the woman heard this, her face was stunned, and then she became unnatural,
Of course, Ye Yun noticed the woman's expression, but he didn't care at all, and was about to show his hands, "Is your stomach often painful recently, even nausea, insomnia, etc., what I said is right, because you not only have stomach problems, but also have the possibility of becoming stomach cancer, which must be treated immediately. ”
After speaking, Ye Yun put his hands behind his back and no longer looked at the woman, he believed that the woman would open her mouth in surprise and asked, "How do you know, it's too godly." ”
"Yes, my eldest brother said that if you are sick, you will be sick, it is stomach cancer, and it must be treated." Qin Zhonglu also nodded indifferently,
The woman's face was unpredictable, and then she covered her stomach and couldn't help but say, "What you said is too accurate, I'm just nausea, nausea and insomnia." ”
"Haha, that's natural, my eldest brother is a miracle doctor, they all say that medicine can cure the disease, my eldest brother doesn't even need medicine, it can cure the world, what kind of stomach cancer you have, it's completely trivial." Qin Zhonglu straightened his chest proudly,
"Yes." The woman's eyes flashed with disdain, and her face changed suddenly, "I think you have stomach cancer, and your whole family has stomach cancer." ”
"Uh." Ye Yun and Qin Zhonglu were stunned for a moment, and looked at the woman in surprise,
"Look at what, my mother is just two months pregnant, nausea is not very normal, you actually curse me for stomach cancer." The more the woman thought about it, the more angry she became, and she suddenly became furious, "The old lady knows at a glance that you are bastards, neurotic, hurry up and get out, it's really unlucky." ”
After speaking, the woman touched her belly, scolded and left,
"Pregnant." Ye Yun and Qin Zhonglu looked at each other, and looked at the woman carefully, not to mention, the belly is really a little big,
Ye Yun's face was also embarrassed, in order to find a patient, he actually ignored the woman's pregnancy, but this woman was really sick, and he did find out, "Miss, listen to me, you are really sick." ”
"With Nima, your mother is sick, rub." The woman turned around and glared at Ye Yun fiercely, and left quickly,
This scene was obviously also seen by people passing by, and they all looked at Ye Yun and Qin Zhonglu with disdain, "Nima's, if you want to talk, don't do this, it's really not level." ”
"Failed." Qin Zhonglu sat down dejectedly,
"Calm, calm." Ye Yun took a deep breath, looked at the people around him who were laughing at them, shrugged his shoulders, sat down, and slowly closed his eyes,
The people around saw that Ye Yun and the two didn't fight back, and they were not interested, so they left slowly.
Time passed slowly in the dark, Ye Yun and Qin Zhonglu sat under the sun with great perseverance,
Soon, Ye Yun found the object again, in order not to have the previous misunderstanding, he did it very carefully, and after ensuring that it was correct, he said, "Girl, Qing Liubu, you are sick, do you feel ......?"
"Sick your mother, hurry up and walk away for the uncle, I want to mislead Lao Tzu's girlfriend, believe it or not, Lao Tzu beat you."
Before Ye Yun's words were finished, a tall guy rushed out, staring at Ye Yun viciously,
"Uh, it's okay, it's okay, please." Ye Yun smiled flatteringly and said,
"Neuropathy." The big man and the woman held their mouths disdainfully, and then left,
"Failed again." Qin Zhonglu looked against the sun and dragged his cheeks and said,
Ye Yun continued to look for the patient,
"This beauty, you have a hidden disease." Ye Yunyi's righteous words,
"......" The beauty didn't even look at Ye Yun, and left,
"Failed again." Qin Zhonglu said listlessly,
"This aunt, you're sick."
"Sick of your ancestors."
"This old man, you are sick, come, let's discuss slowly, don't worry, I won't take your money,." Ye Yun smiled patiently,
"Ah, what do you say, what do you say, young man, I am deaf and can't hear."
"It's okay, let's go......" Ye Yun was quite speechless and stepped out of the way,
"This little sister, you are sick, let me heal, I will buy candy for you to eat" Ye Yun showed a gentle smile, squatting in front of a four-year-old girl and laughing,
"Really, okay, okay, I'm going to eat sugar." The little girl slapped her face and said happily,
"Well, then you close your eyes, I want to do my ......" Ye Yun was overjoyed in his heart,
"Bastard, what are you doing, what a brute, children dare to deceive paper, I want to call the police to arrest you." A fat-headed and big-eared aunt, shaking all the fat meat, stood in front of Ye Yun and shouted,
Suddenly, Ye Yun felt that the sun was going down, and he had the illusion of a heavenly dog eating, Ye Yun's heart was shocked, and he slowly raised his head, and saw a behemoth on his head, this aunt had at least four or five hundred catties of fat.
"No, no, I'm just looking at the cuteness that the little girl is looking for, I ...... I want to buy candy for him. Ye Yun opened his mouth with difficulty and said, and took out another hundred yuan of noisy money and handed it to the little girl.
"Hmph, count you as acquaintances, Xiaomei, let's go." The aunt glared at Ye Yun and pulled the child away,
It wasn't until the aunt disappeared in front of him that Ye Yun swallowed his breath, the sweat in his heart, he didn't expect that there was such a huge giant in the world, he shook his head fiercely, and Ye Yun came to his senses, "Alas, it's not a way to go on like this, you have to change your strategy." ”
"Alas, failures, failures, always failures." Qin Zhonglu was already lying on the ground, "Big brother, what should I do now." ”
"I want to think about it." Ye Yun's brows were also tightly locked, he didn't expect that he hadn't even treated a single patient in the morning, even if he knew that there was some trouble before he came, but at this time, he knew that it was very troublesome, and no one believed him.
"Forget it, it seems that we have to think about it in the long run, it's not too early, let's go have a meal first, and come back in the afternoon." Ye Yun groaned, looked at the sky and said,
"Come on." When Qin Zhonglu heard this, he was directly paralyzed, "Big brother, treat me first." ”
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