The sea is blue, the sky is blue, a small police private jet pierced the clouds, a low roar sprinkled on the sea, panicked seabirds skimmed the water, leaving the slightest ripple,

In the cabin, a long-haired man in handcuffs was closing his eyes, his legs crossed on the seat in the front row, his feet swaying rhythmically, as long as people passed by him and looked at his face, they couldn't help but want to vomit out the breakfast they had eaten.

"Wilson, would you like some sahimi?"

Speaking fluent English was a middle-aged man in a dark blue police uniform, with a national flag logo embroidered on his chest, reminiscent of the sanitary napkins used by women...... Sub-Disc ......"

The middle-aged man had a blue veil on his forehead, and said angrily: "Wilson, you don't have to speak Japanese, I can understand English, and besides, this sentence is not used like this." ”

The long-haired man showed a hint of surprise and said in English: "That's not how it is used, can this sentence only be used in restricted films." ”

The middle-aged man gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "Do you want to eat, if you don't eat now, then you will have to wait six hours later." ”

"Is there mashed potatoes, or toast ham, by the way, can you open my handcuffs first?" The long-haired man raised his hands, and seeing that the middle-aged man was a little hesitant, he shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "This is close to 10,000 meters in the air, and I can't run away." ”

"Okay." The middle-aged man helped him open the handcuffs and said, "There is no potato toast, only sushi and curry rice, what do you want to eat?" ”

"Sushi, then."

The entourage in the cabin was all eating quietly, and the long-haired man took a bite of sushi and asked vaguely, "Is Sora Aoi your idol?" ”

The corners of the middle-aged man's mouth twitched twice, and he said with difficulty: "No." ”

"Her acting skills are really good, she knows so many postures, are all the women in your country the same as her."

"It's different."

The long-haired man looked up and sighed: "I lay naked in front of the camera, in order to survive, some people stand in front of the camera in good clothes, but for selfish desire and deception, this is what she said, such a frank woman, I think she can be a princess." ”

“…………”

At this moment, the plane suddenly shook violently, and then the cabin began to tilt, and the crew members who were caught off guard instantly staggered in the cabin, they didn't know what was going on, they were all frightened,

After the long-haired man controlled the balance of his body, he grabbed the parachute bag on a seat for the first time, the plane seemed to be drunk, and gradually did not obey the call, he kicked off the window glass hard, climbed out of the plane under the strong wind pressure, his body just climbed out of most of it, and then the whole person was surrounded by the strong wind into the clouds,

Others buckled the umbrella bag in mid-air, and as soon as he opened the parachute, the plane exploded a few kilometers away, and the long-haired man didn't have time to show a happy expression, the shock wave of the explosion mixed with the fragments of the body hit him head-on, and a piece of fragment smashed on his head impartially, he rolled his eyes directly, his tongue spit out of his mouth, and he was very handsome,

The cold sea water woke up the long-haired man, and his ghostly face gradually became delicate, and a desire to survive drove him, so he kept swimming, swimming......

Wu Ming pouted his ass and lay on the big bed, fell off the bed with a sharp dog planing style, and hit his head on the low cabinet next to the bed, he woke up, feeling groggy in his brain, his eyelids were like stitches, and it was a little difficult to open,

It's this dream again, only this time it's clearer, and I saw some strange and familiar pictures, Wu Ming slowly got up, covered his head and sat on the floor against the bed, damn, he still couldn't remember anything, thinking of the ghostly man in the dream, he hurriedly jumped up and opened the laptop,

silver fox

Looking at the face on the computer that made people want to vomit, Wu Ming showed a wry smile, is this really his former self, a thief, a wanted criminal in the world, originally thought that he was just so bad that he had sores on the top of his head, but he didn't expect it to be so bad that the soles of his feet were bleeding pus, simply put, it was terrible,

No wonder I felt familiar when I saw the photo before, no wonder I felt a little strange when I heard the word silver fox, no wonder I was afraid to see the police, no wonder I felt itchy when I saw the little underwear of the beautiful woman, this is the subconscious feeling of being a thief?

However, what did he steal before, Wu Ming touched his chin and thought secretly, as if he didn't realize that he had this talent, it was difficult to steal into the boudoir of a beautiful woman, let alone steal someone's safe.

After reading all the news about the silver fox, Wu Ming still couldn't accept it, he really has so great powers, he can really fly away, and he can really take the pants of the enemy's general's wife among thousands of enemy troops.

People who like to steal things will always have a paranoid possessiveness for other people's property, and they can't immediately take it for themselves, Wu Ming snorted coldly, it's really outrageous, except for having this feeling for other people's beautiful wives, he has no possessiveness for other people's things at all,

Closing the computer, Wu Ming scoffed, it was so ridiculous, if he was really a person who made a living from stealing, how could he not even have the slightest desire to steal, and stealing other people's wives was also considered a thief, a thief...... God secretly committed adultery without knowing it,

His mind was full of fragmentary memories, like a broken puzzle, Wu Ming felt very depressed, there was a sense of wanting to add sin, he couldn't quite accept this outrageous identity, but he had to accept it,

Famous thieves at home and abroad, have a lot of fun,

I didn't care when the memory was restored before, but now I have to pay attention, the word memory is like a bone in the throat, Wu Ming is no longer indecisive, since the memory has strong signs of recovery, then you should go to the hospital, find a way to pull out the seedlings to help it, and recover the memory as soon as possible,

……………………………………………

As soon as Wu Ming walked to the hotel parking lot, his mobile phone rang, and he answered the phone without looking, "Hey." ”

"Sangui."

"Brother Pig, what's the matter, I'm busy rushing to the hospital now."

Zhuge Dachang asked with concern: "Go to the hospital to dry the bird." ”

"Go to the doctor."

"It's not serious."

Wu Ming smiled bitterly: "It's quite serious. ”

Zhuge Dachang said quietly: "The old ones don't go, the new ones don't come, if you really can't keep them, cut them off." ”

Wu Ming said angrily: "What do you mean by this." ”

Zhuge Dachang joked: "Look at it, in fact, the imported goods are still very good, and you can say goodbye to the No. 7 battery forever." ”

"Fuck your sister's number seven battery." Wu Ming scolded: "Lao Tzu went to the doctor because he had a brain disease. ”

"If you go to the doctor if you have a brain disease, then you are sick or not."

"I'm sick, tell me what I'm going to do, don't say I'm hanging."

"Don't hang, don't hang." Zhuge Dachang said hurriedly, then laughed dryly, and continued: "I have returned to Zhonghai, you come to the airport to pick me up, and we will have a meal together." ”

"Wait."

At Zhonghai International Airport, Zhuge Dachang and Feng Wushuang were talking, and after seeing Wu Ming, Feng Wushuang pushed Zhuge Dachang and walked away with a smile.

"Brother Pig."

"Sangui."

The two shook their shoulders and ran towards each other, and when they got close, a sly smile appeared on their faces at the same time, and at the same time they used their flirtatious feet, and at the same time they dodged in embarrassment, and then pointed to each other's noses and scolded in unison: "Damn, you are so insidious." ”

After speaking, the two laughed, Zhuge Dachang slapped Wu Ming on the shoulder, and scolded with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a few months, you kid is still so despicable and shameless." ”

Wu Ming snorted angrily: "Each other." ”

Zhuge Dachang showed a serious expression and said, "By the way, you just said that you were going to see a doctor, it's okay." ”

Wu Ming replied nonchalantly: "It's okay, just a little cold." ”

"It's fine."

The two walked out of the airport while chatting, Zhongzheng Airport is relatively close to the company, Wu Ming plans to send Zhuge Dachang back to the company to report first, and then go to have a meal together, as for going to the hospital, he was completely left behind,

Talking about the case that just ended, Zhuge Dachang was angry, and as soon as he got in the car, he began to complain: "You don't know how perverted that birdman is, he has to be followed by people when he goes to the toilet and takes a bath, and he wants us to sleep in the same room with him when he sleeps at night." ”

Wu Ming started the sports car and said with a smile: "He won't be a, right?" ”

"It's not, but it's pretty much it."

Turning to the airport expressway, Zhuge Dachang said indignantly: "I have never seen such a perverted grandson, he does things with women, and he wants us to ......watch next to him" Saying, he showed a disgusted expression, and continued: "People want to vomit when they see it, I mean." ”

Zhuge Dachang floated out of the car window with a mouthful of thick phlegm, and soon, the sound of a beeping sound sounded, a traffic police motorcycle chased after him, and a traffic policeman wearing a helmet yelled angrily: "The red Porsche in front, stop for me." ”

The corners of Zhuge Dachang's mouth twitched twice, and he sighed: "Sangui, it seems that we are going to be unlucky again." ”

Wu understood him and said, "Your sister, it's not you who hurt it." ”

"When people are about to be unlucky, even God can't stop them."

“…………”

You take your Yangguan Road, I take my single-plank bridge, everyone is safe, the traffic police comrades are just on duty on the side of the road, but Zhuge Dachang just spit out a mouthful of phlegm, and happened to spit on people's police helmets, this question can be big or small, everything depends on people's temper,

Wu Ming parked the car on the emergency road on the side of the road, and a traffic policeman walked to the door of the car and saluted, took off his helmet, pointed to the stain on the windshield, and asked in a dark manner: "You vomited this phlegm?" ”

Zhuge Dachang said with a sneering face: "I vomited, but I didn't mean it, I'm really sorry." ”

The traffic policeman snorted, looked at Wu Ming, who also looked embarrassed, and said coldly: "Trouble turn off, driver's license, ID card." ”

"I don't have a driver's license."

"I don't have a driver's license." The traffic policeman smiled incomprehensibly and said, "Then you will be in big trouble." ”

"But I have this." Wu Ming opened his bag, took out his military ID and handed it out.

Only a minute later, the traffic police saluted again, he was on fire, but he could only accompany the smiling face, respectfully watching Wu Ming drive away,