Chapter 43: A careless move will fail
When he was very young, the very naughty Shuai Lang liked to fool the girl in the courtyard the most, and every time he met the silly girls who went to the yard to eat with a bowl, Shuai Lang would be very serious and solemnly remind: Ya'er, your bowl is leaking...... Ten of these stupid girls will pour the bowl to look at the bottom of the bowl, and then sprinkle a skirt and pants of soup, crying and going home to complain.
A little older, handsome Lang who has grown from naughty to a bad boy, always unites a group of like-minded people, catches spiders and caterpillars and puts them on the skirts of the girls in the class, and as soon as he puts them on, he kindly reminds: Hi, Xiaoyu, there is a spider in your skirt...... Then I sat and watched the good girl scream and lift her skirt to protect herself, and then the bad boys privately discussed whose legs were white, whose bottoms were what color, not only more topics, but also many colorful dreams.
No matter how big it is, as the girls grow older, they have become affectionate eyes, and they have become gentle and elegant movements, and they will always be very elegant and pious to tie the girl's hair, and they will confess very seriously and sincerely: You are so beautiful...... Then, the girl who was bathed in love and couldn't extricate herself was gently held in her arms, her ears and temples grinding, and her love words were lingering.
Shuai Lang stretched out his hand flashed countless thoughts in his mind, and he couldn't remember how many girls he had touched, but the way he touched it was already perfect, but it was precisely because of so many dirty, obscene and ulterior thoughts in his heart that he was a little hesitant when facing Wang Xuena, Wang Xuena, who was smiling with her mouth covered, was in front of her, her shoulders were shrugging slightly, her chest wrapped in a vest was slightly bulging, and the big black braid behind her head was curling, and her white hands and face were like a sleek and holy pearl, and there was some kind of magic that attracted Shuai Lang's outstretched hand. But when he stretched out, he froze in the air as if he had been hit by magic.
Is it that the time has not come, or that the heart is unbearable, or that the conscience has discovered...... Shuai Lang couldn't say clearly, shook his fingers that were a little stiff, made up his mind, eliminated all difficulties, and was ready to move forward forever...... But this opportunity was fleeting, Wang Xuena, who had been covering her face and smiling for a long time, just let go of her hand, and glanced at Shuai Lang who stretched out her hand towards her, and pulled her face in shock, stared at her, and snorted: "What are you doing?" ”
"Didn't do anything...... Shuai Lang instantly made a movement of his wrist, which was very embarrassing and covered up.
"Hmph...... Drink...... Know you're not thinking about good things. Wang Xuena gave Shuai Lang a roll of her eyes very arrogantly, knowing that this thing was sneaky and didn't have any good intentions.
One is three hundred taels of silver here, and the other is that Ah Er next door has not stolen, he knows that his ghost mind has already been peeped through by her, and she also knows that he is lustful and bold, the two of them are in this wonderful and ambiguous atmosphere with four eyes met, one is smiling awkwardly, the other is proudly reserved, perhaps, it is really related, and the time has not come.
"I really have a good thing, but it's feudal superstition, I don't know if you believe it or not...... Do you know that fingerprints represent destiny? Shuai Lang's hand was still in the air, raised, and found a plausible excuse, the best way to fool the girl is to say that she has not heard of it, and under the same education, Shuai Lang can only tell this kind of nonsense, sure enough, it worked, Wang Xuena was stunned: "You mean palmistry, deceitful, right?" ”
"Fingerprint...... It is not palmistry, a thousand people have a thousand different fates, and there are also a thousand different fingerprints, which can reflect a person's surname and fate from the lines, and there is a certain scientific truth, such as how much the moon white of your nails can reflect your health, and from your palmistry here and here, it can represent gold, wood, water, fire and earth, for example, starting from the middle finger, the root joint of the middle finger represents the top of the head, dizziness, headache, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, cerebrovascular and so on are abnormal in this part; Down...... It's very regular......"
Shuai Lang pointed to his left hand and demonstrated, speaking very positively, but when he said it, he was secretly scolding himself for not learning and not knowing, and he knew that he should learn two more tricks from the ancient head, and that girl often has such a book in her hand, so she doesn't lie to people, and she can use it to tease the girl.
is nonsense, but it seems that Wang Xuena still believes it, it sounds reasonable, seeing that Shuai Lang doesn't want to talk nonsense, this is half-convinced, and asked strangely: "You...... Will these? ”
"Of course it will, come, I'll show you......" Shuai Lang finally found a reason to insert strongly, stretched out his hand, and held Wang Xuena's small hand, who was puzzled, and pretended to break the soft, soft, smooth and white spring onion hand, and pinched it very professionally: "...... Here, one side of the thumb corresponds to the left side of the body, the side of the little finger represents the right side of the body, the middle finger direction represents the head and the upper part of the body, and the direction of the base of the palm represents the lower part of the body and organs......... Hey, no, male left, female right, wrong, you have to look at your hand. ”
Saying that, he dragged the other hand of the school girl, looking at Wang Xuena's frowns, almost about to peek through his bad thoughts, Shuai Lang looked at the little hand very seriously and said in surprise: "Huh? Can you look at the events of your previous generation from here? ”
"you!?" Wang Xuena was a little nervous, startled, and forgot to pull out the hand that was touched by Shuai Lang.
"How do you call it foolishness, I learned from a feng shui master...... Your father's generation has a strange life, and his brothers and sisters are in the appearance of 'Taoyuan three knots, and one plum branch alone'...... Are you right, how many brothers do you have? Shuai Lang was very shy.
"Two, I still have an uncle, what is this called Taoyuan Sanjieyi?" Wang Xuena didn't believe it.
"Look, guess right, Taoyuan has three knots, one plum branch alone, three minus one, two." Handsome and round, very serious.
"This ........."
Wang Xuena was stunned for a moment, staring at Shuai Lang, but I don't know if this real ability is still bluffing, Shuai Lang was not polite when staring, holding a pair of small hands, pinching, kneading, rubbing, and when she was digging out her mind to recall Gu Qingzhi's set of skills, she didn't expect the senior sister to react, got closer, curled her eyelids, and stared at Shuai Lang with a fool-like expression: "Shuai Lang...... Are you fooling me? What Taoyuan three knots, but also a single plum branch, I want to say that my father and brother and sister are four, you don't have three minus one, three plus one, right? ”
Belch...... Shuai Lang choked, startled, stunned, and immediately saved himself from using the wrong place, this bad trick can only deal with people with unclear brains, to deal with this ice and snow smart schoolgirl, revealing the stuffing, revealing the stuffing, Shuai Lang smiled, anyway, the goal has been achieved, Wang Xuena saw him smiling so proudly, which saved his goal there, and when he was angry, annoyed and angry, he withdrew the hand that had been touched by Shuai Lang, and shook his fist... Boom... Dong slammed into Shuailang's shoulder.
"Makes you bad...... Let you ...... bad" Wang Xuena screamed while beating.
"Ouch, who's broken, I really learned, I didn't learn it well......" Shuai Lang smiled, cheekily discerning.
"You can't learn well." Wang Xuena smiled, thinking that she almost believed herself just now, but she was a little embarrassed and slapped Shuai Lang a few times.
But the handsome man with thick skin doesn't care anymore, it's very sweet to be happy, and looking at the little girl pretending to be angry, she is coquettish, coquettish and pure.
Sincere... Sincere... There were a few knocks on the door, and the two people who were fighting stopped gesticulating, Wang Xuena was nervous, and hurriedly adjusted her collar to maintain her appearance, but the handsome man who was staring at it was not on the knocking sound, pointed to the direction of the door behind Wang Xuena, and asked softly and nervously: "Who?" ”
With a finger, Wang Xuena subconsciously turned her head back in the direction of Shuai Lang's finger, and the door didn't know who it was, so she whispered that she didn't know, and turned her head......
It's broken, it's a trick, Wang Xuena only felt that her cheeks were soft and prickly, and a man's breath rushed in, and the faces of the two people touched each other affectionately...... Oh, no, it was Shuai Lang who was waiting there for a long time, just waiting for Wang Xuena to turn her head to meet her, Wang Xuena instantly understood, and was broken again...... It's too late, Shuai Lang smacked his lips fiercely, for fear that he wouldn't be able to get cheap and unpleasant, and kissed the girl with a heavy "horn" sound, and said proudly after kissing: "yes, you are so careless, your face touched my mouth." ”
Ah...... Wang Xuena was ashamed, anxious, annoyed and angry, covering her white and red face with one hand, and pointing at Shuai Lang with the other, as if she was angry, annoyed, crying and laughing, embarrassed and embarrassed and didn't know what to do.
"Don't shout...... As soon as I shouted our annihilation, it was revealed, and I opened the door to ......"
Shuai Lang smiled evilly, threatened Xue Na very much, squeaked and flashed to the door, Wang Xue Na angrily stretched out her leg and kicked at Shuai Lang, and took a kick, Shuai Lang who turned around gave Wang Xue Na a triumphant evil smile.
The door opened, Shuai Lang was in a good mood, and he pulled it to take a look, huh? Boss File stood at the door, looking at Shuai Lang, with a big mouth and a very confused expression, Shuai Lang saw that there was nothing wrong with him, and asked strangely: "What's wrong, Boss Wang?" ”
"yes, okay, you kid, you're busy, you have something to do here......" Wang Filecannon tilted his head and looked at Wang Xuena, who was sitting in the surveillance, and gave Shuai Lang an understanding smile, hooking his fingers: "Come to me, tell you something, I won't be here at night......"
"Okay......" Shuai Lang nodded, went out, knowing that this matter was coming to an end, it was time to reward the meritorious deeds, as soon as he went out, he remembered that the school girl in the house was coming, and the person just walked and stretched his head and came back, and happened to see Wang Xuena also looking here, Shuai Lang was happy, his eyes were hairy and his nose was squeezed together, Wang Xuena twisted and glanced at Shuai Lang, but his head turned to the side, and he felt that the feeling of heartbeat and blushing came up.
"Wait for me...... I'll be back soon, and we'll be rich today. ”
Shuai Lang said and closed the door.
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Boom...... A thick stack of RMB was taken out of Boss Wang's handbag and thrown on the table, the turtle boss had this benefit, and he was not welcome when he wanted to hack you, but when he took out the money, he was also quite happy, and he threw it very arrogantly and said: "Your ...... You kid, there are two. ”
"Huh...... Awards, awards, let's thank you for your promotion. Shuai Lang was not polite to take the money, and when he shook his hand, he was displeased again: "Huh? How is it only 10,000? Boss Wang, a bottle of five cents, 13,000 five, this can't be wiped as a fraction, right? ”
"I can't sell it out today, it's almost enough." The boss of Wang File Cannon was sloppy and didn't give zero points.
"What are you anxious about with the remaining three or two thousand bottles, and you can still sell them at a high price if you put them away slowly? Boss Wang, you can dig hundreds of thousands of dollars for this list, and you can't ignore the hard-earned money of your brothers. "Shuai Lang argues with reason, don't be polite to this turtle boss, he will be a bully to you. But you're welcome Wang File Boss doesn't seem to be ready to redeem it all, Dama Jindao sat and smoked a few puffs, stared at Shuai Lang very complicatedly, then pinched the cigarette, and smiled strangely:
"Boy, don't let me find out, who won't do this trick of cheating, borrow money first and then issue tickets, no one knows, you have borrowed three times in the past three days, one is the start-up capital of five thousand, one is to invite someone for three thousand, what is going to be added yesterday, one thousand, I borrowed nine thousand before and after the ticket was not issued, how much can you not pick here? , why are you so delicate? I want it in the middle of the event, I'm afraid that you will pick it, and I don't dare not give it. The boss of Wang File asked, tilting his head.
Who said that being the boss is stupid, this girl is shrewd in her belly, when she said that Shuai Lang didn't blush, but laughed, and said with a smile: "You can not give money, but you can't destroy my reputation...... Boss Wang, you are too clear, you said that I don't have any money in my hands, if I don't invite everyone to eat or something, who will work for you? ”
"Well, that's right...... But you're definitely not that person, you're not even idle to make money and bring pickle girls, okay, that's it, let's do it, no one can't mention it. ”
"Got it, then I'm ......"
"Go ahead...... Hey, wait, that handsome man, you understand, right? ”
"Got it."
"I mean that's it.,There's no handsome store manager in our store in the future.,Why do you like to go?,Love to soak that little B sister as you like.,But can't be in my store......"
The boss of Wang File seemed to have been prepared, which was also well thought out, and when he said it at the last moment, Shuai Lang, who had just been happy to leave with the money, was stunned and said: "But I ...... That ......"
"What else can't you put down?"
"This, isn't it? Is this going to drive me away? ”
Shuai Lang was stunned, originally thought that Wang Xiaoshuai would be happy and accept it, at least this business created a lot of profits for him, and it didn't matter how high the salary was, the most important thing is that Shuai Lang likes to mess around in this group of girls, but unexpectedly, he didn't end up, which drove people away. You said that as soon as this cunning rabbit arrived, the lackeys had to cook it, which is called that business.
"Hey, I don't mean anything else, don't think about it, we'll ask you to come forward if we have something." Wang Xiaoshuai stood up, stepped forward and stretched out his hand to put his hand on Shuailang's shoulder, and comforted: "You said that you are so smart and experienced, you really put you here, Qu Cai Qu is very famous, you are not the material to earn this thousand yuan salary...... Right? With just your few tricks, a few people in our supermarket can't think of it...... You're not here to work, aren't you just trying to get that little girl? There's this hard-headed thing, but there's still that forked leg thing...... Well, that's it, the young man is so handsome, I'm really a little reluctant, but this little temple really can't accommodate you......"
said, patting the place where Shuai Lang put the money, it naturally means that you are rich and afraid that you will not be able to find a girl, but Shuai Lang heard another meaning from the words: You are such a ghost, put me here, can I feel at ease?
"Good...... Having said this, I'm shameless if I don't know how to be interested, don't worry, after tonight, I'll disappear automatically. ”
Shuai Lang saved the deep meaning, and he simply said a bachelor's word, and went out.
The door behind him was slammed shut.
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Men generally don't bring frustration and decadence to women, when Shuai Lang returned to the monitoring room, Wang Xuena just broadcast the page of poetry, sat down again, snorted softly in her nose, and vigilantly moved the chair away from Shuai Lang's location. Although there is still annoyance and shame between the eyebrows, there is no resentment of being insulted, maybe the two of them have a certain feeling of mutual attraction from the beginning, all of this is expected, but the timing happened suddenly.
What to say, the Marxist-Leninist principle is simply the truth, the contradiction is the driving force for the development of events, if there is no contradiction last night, there is no today's development, at this time, the little girl is still trying to maintain the reserve that is almost unclingable, and can almost let Shuai Lang see the bright future and the dawn of the future.
A little blushing, Wang Xuena's heart thumped after the feeling of blushing, and Shuai Lang, who knew that he had succeeded without looking, was snickering and observing himself, changing the topic and asking: "What did you just say about making a fortune?" What bad things are you two discussing? ”
"It's a good thing, I made a little fortune in three days...... By the way, you have half of this money, let's say, how are we going to spend this money? Shuai Lang Niu broke it and discharged a thick stack of RMB. In general, I still made money, I made a lot of money, at least enough to drag it in front of the girl, sure enough, Wang Xuena was a little surprised by Shuai Lang's ability to earn 10,000 yuan in three days, took the stack of money, looked at it in surprise, and threw it to Shuai Lang: "What does it have to do with me?" ”
"Of course it does, thanks to the fact that I stumbled upon you here, otherwise this opportunity would not have been my turn. In this marketing case, if you ask Harvard University to come here, they may not be able to do it. Shuai Lang saw that he didn't arouse Xue Na's interest at all, this is bull b, as soon as Wang Xue Na naturally didn't believe it, he sneered and disdained, which attracted Shuai Lang's competitive heart, showing that set of methods of sitting on the ground to sell wine and luring fish to the bait, more than 20,000 bottles in three days in the off-season, in order to reach an offensive and defensive alliance with alcohol wholesalers, and then unite with peers, such as the law, copy the current case, and the boss of Wang Xiaoshuai, the initiator, will naturally take advantage of both ends, and the black staff himself, he earned more than 10,000 yuan.
Anyway, it is an equivalent lottery, the lottery money is just the wine money, there is a grand prize in the draw, there is no bottle of wine in the draw, and the consumers are begging for cheapness, but the bargain is naturally still a businessman, and it is always a fine thing to buy and not sell.
These words are naturally orthodox and compliant from Shuai Lang's mouth, and they are the first to say, Wang Xuena was surprised at first, but she really felt that the design was quite ingenious, but after thinking about it, she pouted again, and scolded Shuai Lang: "You add packaging or sell dog skin plasters, bright and dark rise, crude gifts, who wouldn't do this set?" Let whoever report you to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, he can't eat and walk around. Besides, you have to reach a certain amount in this lottery, otherwise you won't be able to make up for the prize fee, and the gain will still outweigh the loss. ”
"Sister, you're wrong...... Industry and commerce, lottery, this is a two-in-one thing, and there are more ruthless, don't you see it? The cost of setting up a prize is almost negligible. As soon as Shuai Lang saw that he had no male confidence in front of Wang Xuena, the big killer weapon was put out, and Wang Xuena was surprised when he heard this: "What else?" ”
Shuai Lang came up with his ear and pointed to the podium on the screen, it was already four or five o'clock in the afternoon, and the slightly empty podium had gone to all kinds of prizes, and it seemed that the fat pastoral was particularly eye-catching, biting his ear and saying a few words, Wang Xuena's face slowly became surprised, suspicious, after speaking, the pretty face was covered with frost, and he stared at Shuai Lang and asked in disbelief: "You have emptied the prize pool?" ”
"It's not all hollowed out, the rice cooker is real, the purchase price is 68, and the price is 188. That is, the rice cooker was really drawn by lottery, and I also drew two in the car, and I will give you one later. Shuai Lang finally confided in his closest people, and did not forget to say a word of concern.
"Huh? ...... "Wang Xuena didn't expect that it would be shameless enough to fall and rise brightly, and this thing could still be done to this extent, she was speechless, thought about it, and looked at Shuai Lang's somewhat smug expression, and said hatefully: "It's really shameless, aren't you afraid that industry and commerce will come to investigate?" ”
"The one in the notebook is the wife of Director Liu of the Industrial and Commercial Institute, Wang Luzi didn't dare to use his own people, and used the lottery tickets given by me as an outsider...... One-third of the prize pool let the old file give gifts in disguise, I originally said, you want to put the long-term, just use this marketing method, you can attract more liquor wholesalers and supermarket operators who want to ship, come up with a short-term quick effect, then the best way is to dig out the prize pool, as long as he dares to ...... Who knew that this old file was very bold, with a long line and a short hook together, this set could earn a lot of money, and the damn one deducted 3,000 yuan...... Buckle it, even people rush it, probably because I know too much. Shuai Lang was so sassy that he scratched his hair, not noticing that Wang Xuena's mood had turned from hot to cold when she heard the secret, her face was so ugly, and she was even a little disgusted to look at Shuai Lang who was rubbing his hand with money and couldn't put it down.
"Go out ......" Wang Xuena didn't look back, and spit out two words.
"What?" Shuai Lang, who counted the money, was stunned, and his spitting action stopped.
"Get out...... Let you out, I can't see you. Wang Xuena suddenly got angry, got up and grabbed Shuai Lang, Shuai Lang got up in a daze, and was pushed behind by Wang Xuena, and said endlessly as she walked: "Hey, hey, what's wrong with this?" I didn't do it, it was the old file, I reminded the reminder at most......"
"Those who deceive people with bad plans are more shameless than liars...... Wang Xuena pushed Shuai Lang out of the door and closed the door with a bang.
Shuai Lang, was shut out of the door again, his hand raised and worked hard to muster the courage a few times without knocking on the door, but I didn't know that he dragged it but caused so much disgust to the senior sister, I thought that I had earned so much, it would make Xue Na impressed, and then the two of them were dashing, and then they naturally did other things, who knew that they dragged it and dragged it outside the door......
"What's there? Really,The state-run sports lottery has also been hollowed out of the prize pool,People don't still sell it with their faces,How big is this? ”
After standing for a long time, Shuai Lang really couldn't figure out how this matter could provoke the schoolgirl more than a few strokes, and stood for a long time, puzzled. If you want to let the brothers look at it, they will definitely define it: don't drag it, stupid b, right.........