"What? A single order deceived $3,000!? …… Damn, more than 20,000 yuan. I'm going to have to change my career to be a liar, what a promising career this is......"

A big fat man with a thick waist and fat hips grinned, so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth, and there was a green onion leaf hanging on the big teeth of his mouth, saying that he was both envious and surprised, this is the third child of the same rent, surnamed Tian Mingyuan, nicknamed Tian Da Ass, Shuai Lang was a classmate from different departments of the same school at CUHK back then, majoring in computer science, and after graduating from the major, he really went to the computer city to sell computers.

"Brother Flicker, is that girl really that beautiful? You're not fooling us again, are you? ”

The one sitting on the left of Shuai Lang asked again, named Pingguo, his round face was really like a small apple, he had a middle-of-the-way Han head, his eyes were red, and he looked at Shuai Lang like a fascination, this is the third child's fellow countryman, who did graphic design in an advertising company, and was taken by the third child to rent a piece, the youngest.

Another voice asked, "It's better to have more than less...... Oh, no, handsome, just your marathon runner's footboard, you won't be able to chase a few streets and catch up with a woman? ”

It is the one opposite Shuai Lang, the same rental boss Han Tonggang, thick eyebrows and big eyes, is a Shandong big man, this is really a talented and handsome guy in the Chinese Department back then, that is, because of the fight and Shuai Lang became a friend of Mo Lang, the house rented after graduation is still the boss looking for.

Four people at a table, it was easy to get together, today is a celebration of the boss's newspaper work turned into a good wine, the brothers on the way to urge a few times to wait for Shuai Lang to come back before the feast. On the table, half of the pig's head meat was fat and thin, a braised chicken had already been torn to pieces, and a plate of cold vegetables plus a bag of peanuts was bought in a deli on the street. A bottle of Zhongzhou Lao Baigan has bottomed out, Tian Yuan is opening the second bottle, the three of them asked but did not answer, at this time Shuai Lang was chewing chicken legs, running hungry, tired enough to choke, pinching the chicken legs with one hand, holding a wine glass in one hand, and his mouth was not idle when he wanted to speak, nodded, um a few times, this guy was attracted by Shuai Lang's few words of adventure, especially after being kissed in public, although they were all doubtful, but it also attracted a little more silver in the eyes of this guy. Pool.

"Oh...... Second brother, you won't really snatch the dollars back, will you? The third child remembered something, and exclaimed, after all, there are handsome Langye among these four people, don't look at the unemployed young man now, he is a problem teenager in a few years, and it is very possible to do this.

"No, no, he won't tell us if he robs the money...... I know, chasing the alley, and doing that girl. Tell me, did you catch up? Pingguo smiled, YY on. Here the boss is steady, smiled, and didn't say anything, with his understanding, Shuai Lang's general situation is that people don't offend me, I don't offend people, but if this complicated situation happens, it's really uncertain.

"Chasing ...... on. ”

Shuai Lang swallowed the food in his mouth hard, took another sip, and sighed a few times, and then said with a flying expression: "I deliberately let her run, in fact, I like to see her in a hurry, it's really called a hook...... She stopped chasing to the entrance of the alley, and chased from Zhongzhou Avenue to the eighth road, walking all the way through the alleys, ouch, I was tired...... Oh hey, you don't know how watery that girl is...... I just want to catch up with her, I know her, well, you say that my brother is so smart, she has seen through her scams, maybe she fell in love with me at first sight, and the two of them opened a room or something, or I could do it with some dollars? ……… Because she lost so much, I didn't have enough to eat......"

Shuai Lang licked his lips with his tongue, choking while eating, and said, I don't know if it was the beauty or the dollar that seduced him so fascinated, and after a long time, I saw that in addition to the boss, the third pastoral and the fourth Pingguo all had round eyes and stuck out their tongues, so they almost wanted to be with him. The silver was on, which made Shuai Lang quite unhappy, and slapped the table with a bang and bluffed: "...... Don't just listen to the ears of the donkey, pour some water......"

"Oops...... Good ......."

Shuai Lang a training, fat Tianyuan, Xiao Pingguo stood up at the same time, one poured water, one poured wine, poured straight to Shuai Lang, for this fragrant story is also worth serving, while eating and drinking while talking, but the focus of the handsome dance is not to say the process of chasing, but to describe the girl running, the amplitude of the leg stretch, the curvature of the hips, and the grace of the overall curve, said on a whim, the hand dipped in the wine on the low table to draw the S curve, the fingers point up and down to explain, the front wave and the back hip into a perfect golden ratio, Especially when you chase the coat halfway through, hey, the curves are called a hook person, and the slender figure is called a gluttonous person......... Basically, when it comes to this, it is gradually getting better, eating and burping, drinking slightly drunk, saying that it is full of energy, Xiao Pingguo's eyes are shining with silver light, and he is very happy, Tian Yuan grinned and listened attentively, and a bright saliva was unconsciously gathered on the lower lip, only the boss Han Tonggang could grasp it, and he smiled and did not comment every time, but the more he listened, the more he had no content, net adjectives, which could not be listened to, the first thing to mention was Tianyuan, and he was scratched firmly: "Yes, second brother, don't keep describing it...... Speak directly about the results. ”

That's it, it's like watching a striptease, you can't just dance and not take it off. Pingguo also came up, and Xi Zizi instigated: "Yes, yes, Brother Fu, you are so dragged, even the men can be put down, let alone a woman, right?" ”

"Of course......... Bah. Shuai Lang choked on a chicken bone spur, his lips were stained with oil, he hit the key part, patted his thigh and said: "When I arrived at the mouth of the alley, she was still not convinced, and I rested, I thought she would not give up so easily, and sure enough, this girl took advantage of my unpreparedness, threw something and threw it over to take advantage of the opportunity to slip away, and I immediately chased it out...... chased out, and forty meters away from the Children's Palace, she stood with a groan...... This woman is very smart, and she can tell my mind when she looks back. ”

"What's in your mind?" Han Tonggang didn't understand the question.

"Beauty lovers don't love dollars. The girl asked me if I wanted to go on, so I didn't need to say, I don't want to chase so far after anyone? Haha......" Shuai Lang said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, the true color of a hero, the color of a pervert."

Pingguo and Tianyuan gave a thumbs up, opened their mouths and laughed, smiling handsomely and slapping the table in shock, pointing with their hands, their voices stopped immediately, and they just waited for him to say.

That's when the show started. She did something I couldn't have imagined, and that's it...... With a tear, the autumn coat was torn from the neckline, and the white flowers were ...... Oh, I came towards me with my chest exposed, and I came back with Pingguo. I was stupid at the time......" Shuai Lang said with an awe-inspiring expression. Comparing it to himself, it is like recalling the amazement of the time.

"Wow, then you don't pounce on it...... Tian Yuan's thick lips clicked, his eyes widened, and he sucked the saliva that flowed down instantly.

"You think I don't want to...... At that time, the two legs I was standing on were weak, and the middle leg was hard, and I couldn't move...... brother," Shuai Lang said with great regret. The servant was panting with laughter again, and came up with a steady conclusion: "Next, she pounced on you?" Wow, that's cool, it's reversed, it's not met for ten years, it's hard to find for a hundred years. ”

The boss Han is the most stable in Hong Kong, Xiaoxiao didn't join the ranks of this meat play, but he also listened to it with relish, even if it was an inconspicuous little story, it could be flickered out by Shuai Lang, not to mention such a meat play.

"Hey...... The truth is beyond your imagination. Shuai Lang smiled, his expression was extremely awe-inspiring, and he explained with his movements: "Came over...... As soon as I left, I tore another piece, bra black, lace edges, wrapped in such a big ...... The chest is a piece of white flowers, oh yo, I immediately opened the sky with clear eyes, and finally understood what the great realm of 'peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic'...... Really, I don't lie to you, that girl has such big breasts...... It's bigger than Lao Tian's chest......" Shuai Lang gestured on his chest, he was a little thin, not very imaged, pulled the fat field on the left, grabbed a handful of gestures on the fat chest of the field, and the rest of the two laughed for a while, the wine stains sprayed indiscriminately, Tian Yuan avoided staring and scolding, Shuai Lang didn't care about it, and came again with a finger of his hand:

“…… I was feeling breathless, my heart was racing, at least one hundred and two, and I was going to die...... But she tore it open a little bit again and walked up to me, almost as far as I could reach out...... Wow, that chest is like a snowy mountain pure white white droplets, I feel like I'm breathing stopped, I'm going to die......"

Picking the brothers' blood to the extreme, Shuai Lang rolled his eyes and leaned to the center of the table and asked, "Do you know what happened next?" ”

"Road Field ...... Refreshing! "Pastoral was the quickest to respond.

"Violent reversal...... Strong! "Pingguo is not far behind.

"It's too mysterious, isn't it...... So dragging? "The boss was a little skeptical.

Everyone is laughing, the h topic is the main content of the conversation between several buddies, and Shuai Lang and the third child belong to the number that has the least feminine relationship, usually listen to how Xiao Pingguo bragged and soaked a girl, it's easy to tell the story of men and women today, it doesn't matter if it's true or not, but if you want to talk about the actual surname contact, you must talk about the details to feast on the brothers...... This is a few agreements that must be dropped, whoever dares to show off, who has to do everything from the visual to the feeling, the most popular Pingguo is often shown, and he has a big bag for this matter.

Seeing that the buddies are all laughing, Shuai Lang knows that most of the people don't believe it, and he doesn't believe it when he thinks about it, but it does happen, and it's at the highest. The tide withered at the moment, pursed his lips and said regretfully:

"Don't believe it, I've met such a person......... She tore open her chest and now I understand, it's a delaying tactic, I was stunned when I tore it, I was stunned, who knew that this girl would lose me and turn around and run, I reacted a little late, and chased after it, and found that it was broken, and I was fooled...... That girl went straight to the pile of old ladies dancing in the Children's Palace, shouting for help as she walked, catching hooligans...... A bunch of old ladies and a lot of men are around, it's over, it's a loss, the previous efforts are lost, brother and I chased a few kilometers, all in vain...... Alas, this time I should have seen that she was not so easy to compromise, maybe she had already thought about the next step in the alley...... Hey, that girl is gone, damn it, I knew how good it would be to come to the hungry tiger in the alley...... Hey......"

sighed, Shuai Lang was very disappointed, and the greasy slap went straight to the door of the head, at this time, he saved himself from being really tender, and said this to his brothers, omitting all the content of that girl's harm, after all, it hurts self-esteem too much, isn't it?

But the brothers were not satisfied, and the brothers who were smiling silver, being teased into the brain, and drinking on the top of the buddies were more disappointed than him when they heard such a result. The boss Han Tonggang spoke at this time, and asked with a smile: "A group of old ladies scared you, aren't you handsome?" ”

It's rare to have a character that Shuai Lang is afraid of. However, as soon as he said that he was even more embarrassed, he shook his head and said helplessly: "I have to judge the situation, under normal circumstances, I have the advantage of chasing this female liar, and she is afraid that I will reveal her identity...... But after running a few kilometers, it's different, you think, my chest is torn, I'm tired and panting, my hair is sweating profusely, and I think too much in front of people...... Oh, you don't know the situation, a group of old ladies who are not much thinner than Lao Tian, if they want to catch me as a hooligan, I have to be squeezed and suffocated to death...... At that time, I didn't even think about it, I didn't say anything, and I quickly slipped ......."

"Huh!? Depend on...... Listened to us for a long time, huh? Dare to do nothing? Lao Tian was deflated and angry.

"That's right, Brother Fu, you've been chasing for more than ten kilometers, can't you lose a single hair of money, and not a single hair of a woman?" Pingguo is also on fire.

"Come on, he's fooling you...... Is there such a wild woman? "Boss Han Tonggang Road.

"You've only seen a few wild ...... In our high school, we went from the suburbs to the city to fight with people, and there was a little sister who fought with us with a watermelon knife; There was an incident a year ago, in the shampoo room on Taidong Road, it is estimated that the scoop was not enough, and the woman kicked a man's high heels on the ground to death...... There is no restriction on the identity of a hooligan, and women are much more wild than men...... The female liar I met today is definitely a character, smart, beautiful, ruthless, decisive, even buddies, I have planted a big heel, I want you to go up, I can't even go out of the hotel, I can't find it at all, I have rich experience in digging my brother......... Well, I mean, don't you believe what I say? Shuai Lang explained, looking at the brothers smiling, obviously not convinced, when he asked, he didn't nod his head to face, naturally he didn't believe it, Shuai Lang snorted disdainfully, and with the help of wine, he slapped his thigh and stood up and said Wait, let you see and understand, and then go to his room.

Just within the sight of the servants, Shuai Lang flipped through the bag in his hand, and took out something in the surprised eyes of the servants, a woman's blouse, double-layered and two-colored, one red and one silver, and opened it and walked to the small living room in front of the servants. Tian Yuan came up and put it on the side of his nose and smelled it, his eyes lit up, well, yes, it was very fragrant; Boss Han blinked, smiled, and only said, "Yo, it's not easy to make you suffer, haha...... It should be a character. ”

"And what...... You see, ......" sat down and put the clothes on his lap, but he handed over a mobile phone, Nokia brand, straight mobile phone, the back cover is not battery and is still there, Shuai Lang turned on the machine and said: "When I chased to the alley, she squatted like she couldn't run, and then I learned that the girl was going to me by touching the bricks, but I didn't move...... However, she didn't touch the brick, and finally smashed me with her phone to buy me a little time to escape...... I looked back and found these two things, hehe...... Although the woman's hair was not fished, some photos of the woman were fished...... See! ”

Shuai Lang also showed off, turned on the phone and raised his hand, and the beautiful woman on the mobile phone screen attracted everyone's eyes.

"Yo ......" Although Tian Yuan is fat, he shoots quickly, especially for women, he grabs the mobile phone, looks at his eyes that are a little short-sighted, and then sucks his saliva, smacks his mouth, and licks his tongue and concludes: "Excellent... Need... Like Maria Ozawa...... Brother Fu, you won't pick up a mobile phone to tease us, can this girl take the initiative to kiss you? You're not going to spend money to go to the shampoo, are you? ”

"I look at ......" Pingguo was anxious when he heard this, reached out and grabbed it, and when he saw it, his eyes were dark, and he glared at Shuai Lang with envy and jealousy, nodded and handed it to Boss Han and commented: "It's not like Xiao Ze, it's like Bai Guan Wu...... Sister Bai's eyes are my favorite...... Brother Fool, being kissed by this girl is worth it, not to mention running a few kilometers, and breaking your leg is also worth it......"

"Yo...... She is indeed a beauty. Han Tonggang is more traditional and not so explicit, but the desecration of these goods is not the original ten out of ten serious eight hundred, and said with a smile: "Everyone has a Hamlet in their hearts, and every man has an AV girl in his heart, I think it's more like Sora Aoi...... Hehe...... It's not like I'm stubble with you, I look at that beauty now like Sora Aoi......"

As soon as the servants commented, they smiled and leaned back, and Tian Yuan opened his mouth and said more silver. There is more silver than there is swinging. Swing, Pingguo squinted his eyes and said that there is more silver cheap, the boss's dull scratching also came out, looking at the photos on the mobile phone screen, his mouth smacked, this obviously did not achieve the effect of Shuai Lang's expectation to shock everyone, so angry that Shuai Lang grabbed the mobile phone back, scolded that he knew this group of hooligans for a long time, so he didn't show it to you, and rolled back to his room with something.

The brothers looked at each other and smiled widely, and returned to the same topic, the cognition and desire for women started from the art film that did not touch an inch, and it was also sublimated from this, this is a big common point for several brothers, usually Shuai Lang must be grinning to join in the fun, but today I don't know what to feel, put something out of the room, sigh, sigh, drink wine, and look indescribable loneliness.

The wine game came to an end, and Pingguo, who was the first to find out, kicked the countryside opposite, Tian Yuan saw Shuai Lang like this, and stabbed Han Tonggang, the three of them all saw this scene, exchanged glances, and understood each other's thoughts, for the second brother Shuai Lang, who is often unemployed and has a long-term surname of lovelorn, the three of them are still quite grateful, big and small things always trouble this second brother born and raised in Zhongzhou, and they all know that Shuai Lang is so a little bit of the past, look at it like this, it is estimated that he was not looking for a job and was tossed by a guy, There was a sense of loneliness again, Han Tonggang made a look, Xiao Pingguo then came over, pulled Shuai Lang's arm and comforted: "Brother Flicker, you are depressed, those who are more handsome than you are not as talented as you, and the girl will have it...... Really, you are the most handsome in my heart. ”

"Am I depressed? …… Do you think I'm handsome? Shuai Lang pointed to his nose, and was stunned by the fourth child's confused words, this confusion, who knew that the countryside was also lively, and he pulled his left arm to comfort: "Don't be disappointed, I think those who are more talented than you are not as handsome as you, and the work will be dripping...... Although this time the unemployment has been a little longer, but spring is coming, which means that winter has passed........."

"I'm lost!? Go to ...... I didn't see you sprout in the spring, but I saw you scratch. Shuai Lang pulled Lao Tian's fat face and pushed it aside, interrupted, the four of them got along for a long time, and after a few words, Shuai Lang found that something was wrong, and asked in surprise: "Huh?" How do you persuade me? What am I depressed about? ”

"Then you just ...... Drinking, deep what? Han Tonggang said, the following words are self-evident, Shuai Lang raised his head and disdained when he heard it: "What's the matter?" I was thinking about that girl...... Living so big and having such an affair, I have to think about it and deepen my memory...... You say, she tore her chest open, so why didn't I reach out and touch it? I can't forgive myself...... I...... I regret it. ”

Shuai Lang seems to be really remorseful, for a while the side of the head is lonely Fang self-appreciation, and for a while he touches his heart and is heartbroken, the jade body is erected in front of him and he doesn't have time to get started, I'm afraid this will make Shuai Lang's intestines regret. The brothers stared wide-eyed, and this time they confirmed that it was not a hero who was lonely, but a person who was scratching people's thoughts.

Cut! ~~~~ Tian Yuan and Pingguo were seriously angry and raised his middle finger. You care about him, he cares about the girl, it's really unequal.

The boss Han Tonggang smiled, knowing that even if he was depressed, it was an occasional thing, not to mention that for this handsome man who dared to take a fake diploma and had been in the market for two years and did a pretty good job, he couldn't help but be idle, smiled and asked with concern: "Shuai Lang, to be serious, have you sold it?" ”

"Yo...... Just talking about this, I feel like I have made a huge mistake...... "Shuai Lang is here again, one is alarmist, and the other must attract the attention of other servants."

This "sold" is a lingua franca, which means whether you have sold yourself or not, whether you have found a job. On the way back, Shuai Lang had been thinking about this, and he was really lost at this time, so he squinted and explained: "...... Today I finally found the problem, what do you know? ”

"What's the problem?" The brothers asked.

"There's something wrong with the diploma." Shuai Lang said with certainty.

"What's wrong with the diploma, this time it's the real deal." Boss Han said with concern. Pingguo bit the chicken ribs and asked casually, Brother Fu, you won't make a fake to make people find out again, right? When Tian Tian heard this, he was laughing. The second brother has been messing around with a fake diploma for the past two years, and this point has made the other servants so convinced.

"No, no, no...... There's really a problem, it's the real diploma that's wrong. Shuai Lang said that this was the latest discovery on the way back, so he explained: "You see, in the past two years, I have been unemployed for at most one week...... This time, it's been two weeks since I handed over my diploma, but only three companies recruited me, and when I saw that I was so yellow, why do you say this? ”

"Why?" The servant asked with concern at the same time.

"It used to be a fake diploma, the marketing major was the right one, and the school was rotten, and it was a broken junior college...... Why are people willing to ask for it, people are cheap and easy to feed, and you don't dare to say anything if you are given a low salary...... But now, the real diploma is in hand, the secretarial major of CUHK, although it is second-rate, but the focus of the province is still the big book, this is not the right way to sell, let you be a secretary, your work experience is sales, let you sell it, he may be worried that the bottom salary will not be able to support the big students at all, and sooner or later he will have to run...... Misstep, I can see it, there is really no fake at all, Ming'er still uses my fake diploma, you see, with a fake diploma, this unsalable brother immediately became a sought-after commodity...... "Shuai Lang drank it all in the wine glass, and he was heavy-handed, and he heard the big eyes of the brothers, and he dared to love this is really a bit crooked.

When I can't get the certificate, I often see Shuai Lang depressed, and I worked hard to get it but found that it was easy to use, I'm afraid it will be even more depressed, the servants looked at Shuai Lang's embarrassed expression, stunned for a while, and laughed out loud at the same time.

Hu Tianxiao even ate and talked about it, it was almost the end, chicken bones, peanuts, wine stains on a table, and cigarette butts on the ground, which is also the reason why the four of them have been living together, and their hobbies are similar, and no one says anyone. When a few people were pushing me to clean up the last bottle bottom Xiao Erliang who should drink, the phone rang loudly, and when I heard the harsh drama of "Brother Liu's speech is too biased", the handsome voice jumped up from the chair, it was his own phone ringtone, and he escaped the servant's drinking, Tian Yuan shouted loudly in Zhongzhou official dialect, little brother, it won't be a female liar who wants to deceive you...... Pingguo also joined in the fun, shouting for fear that Shuai Lang would avoid drinking, and urged Shuai Lang to come out to drink......... The boss didn't join in the fun, the amount of alcohol was not very good, and he had already been poured into the bathroom and didn't come out for a long time.

After a while, the two of them came out, the eldest looked wilted, and the second handsome sat down happily, this time there was no need to persuade him, Le Zizi drank it all with the wine bottle, and was stunned by Tian Yuan and Pingguo, and asked: "Whose phone number?" I don't need that girl to really find you, I'll have fun with you. ”

"It's an evil surname today, I'm frustrated in love, and I want to be proud in the workplace, haha...... The girl didn't look for me, but the job came to the door......... That, you see, Kou Zhong Aquatic Products Sales Co., Ltd., in Longhai Road, needs a short-term salesman, with a minimum of 1,005 and a commission...... Ask me if I'd like to go, hey, it's just for me...... Haha......" Shuai Lang slapped his face happily, and lit up the address he had just written down, which would not say anything about the real or fake diploma.

Yile, Shuai Lang is here, and he wants to really have a whole bottle, which scared a few people, the boss covered his stomach and said that he was going to work tomorrow and went to work to sleep in the house first, and he couldn't drink with Shuai Lang in the bathroom, but he was afraid that Shuai Lang would drink crazy A few people couldn't clean it up, and even the last Xiao Pingguo had to slip away, Shuai Lang was talking about it, and he grabbed Xiao Pingguo and seduced: "Don't drink it... I don't drink anymore...... Let's talk for a while, yes, I remembered, I also seduced a primary school girl in the talent market today, I'll tell you about it, absolutely pure, absolutely sultry......"

"Oh, I've been talking for a long time and it's no meat drama, fooling brother, you fooling other lines, but if you want to pick up girls, you have to call me brother, if you don't say it, I know that you only dare to look at it but dare not touch it." Xiao Pingguo smiled with his white teeth in a well-behaved manner, and he didn't take the bait.

Unexpectedly, this sentence hit the point, and Shuai Lang snorted at Pingguo a little hurtfully, and Xiao Pingguo laughed and went back to the room.

The leftovers of cold juice on a table, poured a crooked wine bottle two, poured the wine glass and dripped the last drop of the old white dry into the mouth, there was only one handsome person left in the empty chair, and he was too lazy to clean up the messy table at this time, put down the wine glass, shook his slightly drunk body, entered the room, and closed the door.........