"Stupid, the baby doesn't live in his mother's womb by himself, but, but, ...... Well, it was Dad who put it in Mommy's belly. ”

To be honest, Meng Zhe is really a little difficult to explain to his sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao about this core issue, so what he said is still a little vague.

"Did Dad put it in Mommy's belly?" Jiang Xiyao, this girl, was aroused by Meng Zhe's vague statement, and her wide eyes looked at Meng Zhe without blinking and continued to ask: "Meng Jiji, how can you put it in?" It's not that people haven't seen a newborn baby, when the baby was born, there was a ...... It's so big!"

As she spoke, Jiang Xiyao separated her two white arms and drew a distance of about thirty centimeters.

"Stupid girl, who said that the baby that Dad put in Mom's belly is so big?"

Meng Zhe stretched out his hand and knocked lightly on the door of Jiang Xiyao's head, and then said with a little crying and laughing - how is this stupid girl's brain structured?

"Ahh Meng Jiji, you knock on someone's head again, you will be stupid! After covering her little head with her hands and pouting her mouth, after protesting against Meng Zhe's head knocking action, Jiang Xiyao quickly shifted her attention to the baby's question: "Na...... Meng Jiji, how big is the baby that Dad put in Mommy's belly? ”

How big?

"Mei'er, do you know the difference between a little girl and an adult girl?"

Meng Zhe scratched his head, and after thinking for a long time, he decided to start talking from adolescence.

"Hate, hate! Meng Jiji, you are stupid! Why do you ask such embarrassing questions......

This question made Jiang Xiyao's girl blush-the difference between a little girl and an adult aunt, Jiang Xiyao, who has been physically developed for two or three years, of course she knows it very well.

"Because only adult girls can conceive babies." Meng Zhe replied succinctly, and after a slight pause, he continued: "Just like an adult girl can conceive a baby, only an adult boy who is married to an adult girl can put the baby into the belly of an adult girl. ”

When she said this, Jiang Xiyao finally seemed to understand something, but she obviously still didn't understand what this had to do with what she heard last night.

Therefore, in the spirit of being eager to learn and forge ahead without shame in asking questions, Jiang Xiyao stared at Meng Zhe and asked, "Meng Jiji, what you said has nothing to do with my parents' fight last night?" ”

"It matters! Of course it is! Stupid Mei'er, because Uncle Jiang and Aunt Hu are ......" Looking at the big eyes of the little sister-in-law, Meng Zhe really felt that the following words were a little unspeakable.

Heaven and earth, I can't get over this, how can I do such an embarrassing thing? Sister-in-law, you have a sudden epiphany...... Although she prayed like this in her heart, looking at Jiang Xiyao, whose eyes were still full of doubts, Meng Zhe didn't understand that if she didn't tell the reason, then Mei'er's stupid girl's heart knot would definitely not be untied.

Therefore, after gritting his teeth, Meng Zhe, who had been going around in circles for a long time, finally began to explain the core problem to his stupid sister-in-law - "Listen to me, Mei'er." If an adult man and a woman who have become married want to get the crystallization of their love, that is, the baby, they must ask the adult boy to put the seeds of the baby stored in his body into the belly of the adult girl. And in order to complete this step, their bodies must have the most intimate contact, and the boy must put the little ** that he uses to put the seeds, and the ...... that the girl uses to receive the seeds."

When he said this, Meng Zhe glanced at his sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao with some embarrassment, because the boy's ** can use the nickname of Xiao**, and the girl's nickname that doesn't seem to be suitable for the current name without erotic flavor at all?

Is it difficult to say that the flower path has not been swept by guests, and the Pengmen is now open for you?

"What the hell? Say it, say it, Meng Jiji, you say it quickly. ”

Jiang Xiyao, a curious baby, didn't know what Meng Zhe was embarrassed about at all, but shook Meng Zhe's hand in a tired voice and asked.

This kind of knowledge that can't be obtained at all in the classroom is really interesting for Jiang Xiyao, a little girl who is full of curiosity about herself and her different surnames at this stage.

"The ...... [***] inside. ”

Meng Zhe, who was shaken down by his sister-in-law, could only say this special noun that he felt a little embarrassed to say to his sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao, who was still young.

It's just that what Meng Zhe didn't expect at all was that Jiang Xiyao, who would definitely turn into a frightened white rabbit in his mind, not only did he not show any shyness, but the hands that shook his arms became more energetic.

"Meng Jiji, you are lying again, people have hugged the neighbor's little boy before, only ...... Only so small! While speaking, Jiang Xiyao used the thumb and index finger of her right hand to gesture at a distance of about one peanut.

Obviously, the concept of an adult man does not exist in Xiao Nizi's mind.

So Jiang Xiyao felt very puzzled - occasionally in the bath, this Nizi had also explored where she had with her fingers out of curiosity, so she couldn't imagine how a small **, which was only the size of a peanut, could put the baby's seeds in.

"Stupid girl, were your boobs as big as they are now two years ago?"

Jiang Xiyao's confusion of not being able to look at the problem from the perspective of development at all made Meng Zhe quite speechless, so Meng Zhe couldn't help but say this.

"Mengjiji!! You big badass, big pervert! You, you, you...... How can you pay attention to people here?! ”

Very good, this time Meng Zhe finally succeeded in making his sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao subconsciously cover her chest with her hands and become a frightened little white rabbit.

"I mean, I just want to tell you that the child will also develop, and the baby's peanuts will become very long and ......thick when they grow up."

Regarding the sister-in-law's questioning, Meng Zhe was somewhat weak-over the past two years, Meng Zhe has seen Jiang Xiyao's spring too many times, intentionally or unintentionally, and even eaten the tofu that Jiang Xiyao, a stupid girl, sent to her door many times.

So, after saying this, Meng Zhe quickly changed the topic: "Stupid Meier, I'm down to business!" Because an adult boy who wants a baby, if he wants to put his seed into the belly of an adult girl, it takes a long time to put his little ** into the adult girl's one...... And this kind of thing, except for the fact that girls will be a little painful when they do it for the first time, will be a very, very comfortable thing - and when it is extremely comfortable, adult girls will cry when they do this kind of thing, and make those seemingly painful but happy sounds you heard last night! So, you don't have to worry about your mom and dad at all, they really didn't fight! ”

When he spit out the last word, Meng Zhe showed a relieved expression.

Mother!

This kind of thing, whoever likes to explain it next time will explain it, anyway, I won't be this science popularization worker anymore! Even if it is the future wife Jiang Weirui who asks this kind of question, she will definitely not explain!

And after listening to Meng Zhe's words, Jiang Xiyao, the girl, was blushing, wringing her hands and hanging her head and fell into silence, and Meng Zhe didn't say anything - so in the room where there were only two people, an element called ambiguity slowly grew.

Fortunately, Jiang Xiyao, the stupid girl, finally mustered up the courage to raise her head again, and asked a very stupid and naïve question - "Meng Jiji, my parents did this kind of thing yesterday, is it that after a while, our family will have an extra little brother or little sister?" ”

Jiang Xiyao looked at Meng Zhe seriously and asked.

"This question ......" Meng Zhe's head grew a little again, because he found that he just cared about explaining that it was not a fight but a villain, and forgot to explain that this kind of goblin fight still has the function of enhancing the relationship between husband and wife.

"Mei'er, didn't I just say that this kind of thing will be very comfortable to do except for the first time? Therefore, in addition to doing this kind of thing for the sake of having a baby, married adult men and women will also do this kind of thing to increase their love and affection...... And at this time, as long as you take various precautions, you will not conceive a baby. ”

Fortunately, this question is not difficult to explain, and it will not make Meng Zhe so embarrassed that he can't open his mouth - yes, the most embarrassing thing has been said, what else is there to say?

"Liar! How can it be possible to do such strange things and love each other? ”

I don't know what Jiang Xiyao's stupid girl thought, anyway, before Meng Zhe's words fell, Jiang Xiyao had already opened her mouth and asked rhetorically.

"Stupid girl, I didn't lie, I was real. If you don't believe it, go home and pay attention to see if your parents are in a better relationship today than usual, and see if your mother looks radiant today...... Oh yes, never tell them, I said these things to you! Never tell Kaoru either! ”

Now, Meng Zhe just wants to send Jiang Xiyao home as soon as possible and end this embarrassing conversation.

"Can't you tell your mom and dad, can't you tell your sister?"

Jiang Xiyao, who was still flushed with red tides on her cheeks, seemed to be in a very, very good mood when she said this, and Meng Zhe even saw the excitement in Xiao Nizi's eyes that couldn't be concealed.

Well?

What's there to be happy about this kind of thing?

Meng Zhe didn't understand what was going on in his little sister-in-law's little head at all.

Since you don't understand Meng Zhe, you don't bother to guess, don't guess the girl's thoughts, right? So Meng Zhe just nodded vigorously, and then said: "Yes, these words I said to you, I must not tell Uncle Jiang and Aunt Hu, and I must not tell your sister!" ”

“…… All right. ”

Jiang Xiyao, who had completely gotten rid of her anxiety and panic, and seemed to be in a good mood, nodded and agreed to Meng Zhe's request in a seemingly reserved tone.

And Meng Zhe naturally showed a relieved expression.

Sanqing Daozu, Jade Emperor...... Thank you, thank you!

But before Meng Zhe was happy, Jiang Xiyao's girl suddenly rushed at him and stretched out two fingers that were as smooth and tender as mutton fat jade...... Huh?

What kind of styling is this? Headless and brainless, what are you doing with a V-sign gesture representing victory to my brother-in-law?

Thinking like this, Meng Zhe looked at it again and made sure that Jiang Xiyao was indeed a victory V-shaped gesture with his palm outward, not a discordant anti-V-shaped gesture with his palm inward.

"Meng Jiji, don't forget, the last time you took away someone's first kiss, you promised to meet my three requirements unconditionally! Take your first kiss kissed by a girl, just the first ...... So you still owe me two demands that must be met unconditionally! ”

After speaking, it wasn't that he thought of anything, so his face was flushed again, and even his small ears and slender neck were affected by Jiang Xiyao, so he turned his head and ran away without looking back.

Huh?

Stupid girl, are you bluffing me...... How could I, brother-in-law, make such a promise that was completely unfavorable to myself? And once or three?

Meng Zhe blinked his eyes, and then he tried to recall the incident of kissing his sister-in-law by mistake, and then Meng Zhe was surprised to find that he seem, as if, maybe, probably, basically...... At that time, I was really afraid that Jiang Weirui would find out, so I said this kind of thing when I was trying to appease my sister-in-law Jiang Xiyao!

So, Meng Zhe felt a little big again, because he had vaguely guessed the reason why Jiang Xiyao had deliberately brought up this matter just now, and ran away with a red face as soon as he finished speaking.

"Hit, hit your stupid mouth, won't you make up some nonsense to deceive that stupid girl?"

Meng Zhe, who was in the middle of the big head, reached out to his mouth in annoyance, and slapped him twice.

And after completely shifting the responsibility to his own mouth, Meng Zhe muttered in self-hypnosis: "Maybe, maybe I'm thinking too much?" Mei'er, this stupid girl, even if I just said that, but now she is still a little girl who doesn't understand those things, so she shouldn't make that kind of request, right? Well, it shouldn't be ......"

After self-hypnosis, Meng Zhe rubbed his face and walked out of his office and studio quickly, and then went straight to the studio of the Women's Twelve Painting Workshop.

Although Jiang Xiyao Nizi promised not to tell those conversations just now, it is strange that Meng Zhe can rest assured at this moment - it's a pity that after Meng Zhe pushed open the door of the Women's Twelve Painting Workshop, he didn't find Jiang Xiyao in the studio.

"Meng Zhe, what about Mei'er? Did she tell you what the hell happened? ”

Seeing that the person standing at the door was Meng Zhe, Jiang Weirui, who was her sister, immediately asked in a worried tone, at this time, the little girl didn't care what the other girls in the studio would think.

"It's not a big deal, that stupid girl is just suddenly depressed, and I've solved this problem successfully! Why, Mei'er didn't come back to the studio? ”

Meng Zhe first answered Jiang Weirui's second question, and only then asked rhetorically after Jiang Weirui calmed down.

After speaking, Meng Zhe and Jiang Weirui agreed and thought of the most likely answer - Jiang Xiyao's girl, she should have gone home.

"Mei'er, she's really okay?"

And this kind of situation, which is a little strange no matter how you think about it, obviously makes Jiang Weirui, who is her sister, still a little worried.

"It should be fine...... Why don't we go to your house and have a look? ”

Meng Zhe nodded at first, but then he said in an uncertain tone, Meng Zhe was really a little worried about Jiang Xiyao's girl's ability to keep secrets.

Jiang Weirui, who was also worried about her sister, of course would not refuse Meng Zhe's request, so the two hurriedly walked down the building of Tianjiao Club - from the front desk lady in the hall on the first floor, Meng Zhe got the answer that Jiang Xiyao had indeed run in a hurry a few minutes ago, although the front desk lady was not sure whether the Miss Jiang who ran in a hurry was her sister Jiang Xiyao or her sister Jiang Weirui.

So, after more than ten minutes, Meng Zhe walked into the door of Jiang's house for the nth time.

"Xiao Zhe is here? It just so happened that my aunt was about to go cooking, so let's talk about it...... What do you want to eat? ”

Hu Caiwei, who had a ruddy complexion, was obviously in a very good mood when she opened the door, she said with a smile.

"I like to eat whatever Aunt Hu does! So whatever you want! ”

Meng Zhe, who noticed that Hu Caiwei was different from usual, said while secretly sighing.

"Ouch, Xiao Zhe, you kid, did you smear honey on your little mouth today? But...... Auntie, I don't know how to cook anything like this. ”

Hu Caiwei smiled and pinched Meng Zhe's face, and replied to Meng Zhe in a joking tone, she was really in a very good mood today.

"Hmm...... Is white fungus lotus seed porridge okay? Meng Zhe hurriedly replaced the casual with the designated food, and after Hu Caiwei nodded that it was okay, Meng Zhe finally asked, "Aunt Hu, Mei'er, is she back?" ”

"It's back, just came back! Mei'er, that crazy girl, I don't know if it's hysteria today, when I opened the door, she stared at me for a long time, and then suddenly threw herself into my arms and said that she was really worried, and said Xiao Zhe, you really didn't lie to him...... Xiao Zhe, what did you and Mei'er say? ”

Speaking of Jiang Xiyao, Hu Caiwei's tone and strength became a little strange, and it was obvious that she was very puzzled by what happened between her and Jiang Xiyao just now.

"Heh, hehe...... Aunt Hu who didn't say anything! Mei'er grew up by herself, so somehow she suddenly began to worry about what to do if Aunt Hu suddenly got old, so I comforted him and said Aunt Hu, you won't be old, because Aunt Hu, you are a typical representative of this year's twentieth and next year's eighteen...... So, Mei'er ran home, probably because she saw that Aunt Hu was still young and beautiful, so she was relieved! ”

Faced with Hu Caiwei's inquiry, Meng Zhe made up such a set of nonsense in a hurry, and when he said these nonsense, Meng Zhe's expression was as serious as the host of the news broadcast, and he couldn't see the slightest trace of lying.

"Xiao Zhe, you child, Auntie, I have reached the age of old Zhuhuang, where is there anything young and beautiful......"

Although she said so in her mouth, Hu Caiwei's pair of eyes containing autumn water have already revealed her mood at the moment - will there be that woman, will she not like to be praised by others?

(To be continued)