"You, how did you recognize me...... "The butterfly whose identity was debunked gave up her disguise and changed back to her own voice, asking in disbelief.

"What? Is it hard to recognize you? Chen Yaotian casually pushed her away from his body and threw her into the driver's seat. Of course, I didn't forget to unload both of her legs, so I can be completely relieved.

"Nonsense!" The butterfly already knew that she had planted it, but she was unwilling to be recognized by herself. She can die, since she came out to mix, she already knew that she would not die well. But butterflies can't figure it out!

"I started at the age of five, and I studied hard for 15 years before making my debut! I think that the disguise technique is unparalleled in the world! Why! Why do you recognize it? ”

Butterfly couldn't figure out what was wrong with herself, although it was only a short day, but she had already searched for all the information about Zhang Xiaowu through the information network of the killer world. Of course, what Chen Yaotian and Zhang Xiaowu did in bed must not be able to find out. But Butterfly has seen the communication between Chen Yaotian and Zhang Xiaowu, she believes in her own vision, and believes that Chen Yaotian and Zhang Xiaowu must have not done anything between men and women, so she also deliberately looked very clumsy when kissing Chen Yaotian, and even tried to seduce Chen Yaotian as unfamiliar as if it was the first time to do it.

For Zhang Xiaowu's information, the butterfly is completely one-size-fits-all, and tries to leave nothing out. Including the position of each of Wu'er's scars, including Wu'er's tone and demeanor when he speaks, strive for everything to be perfect. Since she is shorter than Zhang Xiaowu, she specially chose to play with car shock in the car to avoid this loophole. But even so, she was still recognized by Chen Yaotian, so Butterfly felt that if she couldn't know why, then she wouldn't be blind even if she died.

"Are you called the world's unparalleled?" Chen Yaotian couldn't help laughing and said: "But in my eyes, it is full of loopholes." ”

"I don't believe it! What a loophole! You said! You say! The butterfly gritted her teeth and endured the pain in her hands and feet, and asked Chen Yaotian with tears in her eyes.

"Look at you very unconvinced! Well, I can tell you, convince you! Chen Yaotian smiled: "I know that you are indeed very professional, so professional that I still can't tell from your face and voice that there is any difference between you and Wu'er." However, you are indeed full of loopholes. The first is that although Wu'er is a girl with a strange temper, she will never be so disrespectful to stab a martial arts veteran in the eye with a light. Born in a martial arts family, she is far more polite than you think. ”

The butterfly was stunned and couldn't help but nod subconsciously. was negligent, she really didn't think of this, but she just reasoned what to do at that time based on Zhang Xiaowu's usual behavior, and now that she thinks about it, it is indeed problematic.

But the butterfly was still unconvinced: "That's true, but you definitely didn't see through it at the time!" I don't believe this! ”

"You're right, although I thought it was strange at the time, it didn't make me suspicious." Chen Yaotian admitted frankly and continued: "But second, Wu'er has never called my husband, you probably found out the relationship between her and me as an unmarried couple, but obviously you are wrong. ”

"Ah...... "Butterfly, this is really unexpected, you must know that young people today are not as conservative as before. Not to mention a legitimate unmarried couple, even if it is a student couple in middle school, it is commensurate with a wife and husband. Since Butterfly couldn't find the information when the two were alone, she could only take it for granted and speculate, but she didn't expect such a big mistake.

"But, can't Zhang Xiaowu suddenly want to change his words?" Butterfly thought for a moment and asked rhetorically, gritting her teeth.

"Well, I'll admit, that just raised my suspicions, and still wasn't the most important reason for me to finally confirm that you're an impostor." Chen Yaotian smiled and said, "But what I'm going to say next is the reason why I really want to confirm that you are not Wu'er!" ”

"First, you found out where Wu'er's scars are, and they are perfectly faked, and even the size of the scars is not a penny off, I applaud your dedication. But I have to say, you're self-defeating. Wu'er's scar is almost gone, because I have a mysterious formula and have treated her with my own hands. So even if the scar is still there, it will never be as big and long as before! When Chen Yaotian said this, the butterfly's face turned pale, how could she find this? This can only be blamed on the person who sold her the message, the content of the message is updated too slowly!

"The first point is that your news is outdated, and the second point is that your buttons are too easy to unfasten, and Wu'er's buttons are not so easy to unfasten." When Chen Yaotian said this, he couldn't help but smile, and his mind remembered Wu'er's shirt full of buttons, which was simply a wonder. It's really a secret that no one but the closest ones can ever know.

Butterfly frowned, she thought that Chen Yaotian was making fun of her debauchery, and she didn't bother to refute this, but she was curious about what the third point was.

"The third point......" Chen Yaotian said to his lips and smiled embarrassedly: "Why don't you say it." ”

"Say! Please, you must say! I want to know! Butterfly resolutely asked, Chen Yaotian had no choice but to shake his head: "Okay, since you want to know so much, then I have to say." The third is...... The smell underneath you is so fishy! ”

"Ah......" Butterfly almost cried, "The smell of your bottom is too fishy", which is really shocking! But what can she do? She can't help this! She's almost thirty years old! But Zhang Xiaowu is just a girl who is less than twenty years old, so can the taste be the same below? And the surname of the butterfly has always been indecent, so it's strange that there is no taste underneath!

Besides, Zhang Xiaowu is a girl who doesn't wear perfume, and if she sprays perfume, she can still hide the smell. It's just that Butterfly feels that in that case, no matter how powerful a man is, he will inevitably be negligent. But I didn't expect Chen Yaotian to be able to tell so clearly, I really don't know how he did it!

"You, are you a man after all!" The butterfly shouted angrily: "You were hard just now! That impulse is definitely not fake! Why are you still so awake? ”

"Am I hard?" Chen Yaotian smiled and turned on the lights in the car. And sure enough, there was a hard thing between his legs, but when he turned on the light, he could see that the shape of the thing seemed to be a little wrong.

Reaching in and taking out a medium-sized flashlight, Chen Yaotian said embarrassedly: "Sorry, I misunderstood you......"

"You ......" Butterfly realized that she was completely placed by Chen Yaotian, she glanced at Chen Yaotian with a dead heart, and complained unwillingly but convincingly: "You...... You're such a wicked! ”

"You're polite, my brothers and sisters all praise me like this." Chen Yaotian snorted, and then he discovered a very grim fact - he couldn't drive!

And the butterfly who can drive has both hands and legs broken, and Chen Yaotian doesn't want to pick her up.

So Chen Yaotian had to call Xingyunzi and ask Xingyunzi to come and pick him up quickly, immediately, immediately. When Xingyunzi heard that he had caught a butterfly, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly, immediately, and immediately drove over from Yanjing to pick up people.

When Xingyunzi arrived as fast as he could, seeing the appearance of the butterfly, Xingyunzi's eyes widened: "Immeasurable Tianzun, what kind of sin have you created!" ”

Oh, my God!

Upper body**!

Broken limbs!

You don't have to play SM so ruthlessly!

"! Here's how the plot works...... ......"Chen Yaotian told Xingyunzi what happened, and as for the places that are not suitable for children, he will pass them over. In the end, I heard Xingyunzi praise continuously, and admired the five-body throw.

handed over the butterfly to Xingyunzi, and Chen Yaotian went back to the hotel. washed and washed his unfortunate finger with all kinds of disinfectants, so that the housekeeper couldn't help but ask him if he had any cleanliness.

When it was very late, Chen Yaotian's mobile phone suddenly rang.

Chen Yaotian saw that it was Lin Feiying's phone, so he walked out of the bedroom and answered the door and asked quietly, "What's the matter, Sister Ying." ”

"......" After a short silence, Lin Feiying finally asked, "Are you in the hotel?" ”

"Yes, yes." Chen Yaotian agreed repeatedly, and couldn't help but feel empty, he didn't sleep in the hotel last night, and he almost went crazy with Zhang Xiaowu. I'm embarrassed to let Lin Feiying know about this.

"......" Lin Feiying began to be silent again, Chen Yaotian waited patiently for a long time, and then waited for Lin Feiying's faint words: "Have you forgotten something?" ”

"Huh? Nope! Chen Yaotian blurted out, and suddenly remembered--Ah! Oops! Really forgot!

The day before yesterday, he gave Lin Feiying a head massage before bed, so that Lin Feiying could fall asleep without drinking. Because of this, Lin Feiying no longer has to rely on the effect of alcohol, and Chen Yaotian also decided to insist on massaging Lin Feiying every day for a period of time to help Lin Feiying get rid of alcohol completely. Therefore, he also took away Lin Feiying's wine, which can be regarded as a hint.

Now the problem is that Lin Feiying understood this hint, but Chen Yaotian failed to do it. And Lin Feiying took the initiative to come to the door, and he didn't think about this stubble for a while.

"Oh......" Concubine Lin replied in disappointment, and wanted to hang up the phone, Chen Yaotian hurriedly shouted: "Sister Ying, who teased you, I just encountered something to delay, so I'll come up to you right away!" ”

"Humph!" Concubine Lin snorted proudly, but it sounded much better all of a sudden. Hanging up the phone, Chen Yaotian let out a sigh of relief, this woman, it really can't be more...... - thanks to the story of the starry sky (588), the lost poetry and other brothers' rewards, our family has arrived in Luoyang and joined everyone. This time it's really hard work, and the robe can't speak, so I can only be grateful. The itinerary was arranged by him in all aspects and painstakingly. I'm going to set off tomorrow morning at six o'clock, and I'm very tired from running around all day, so, huh, I'm going to rest early, and I'm going to escape-

(To be continued)