Ji Ruojia turned around flexibly and dodged again, and when she turned around, she saw that Xiao Shrimp was really a little anxious, Mu Muran covered her mobile phone: "Brother-in-law, are you angry?" I'll just make a joke with my sister. ”

Xu Shrimp said angrily: "Is there such a joke? Bring it up! He stepped forward and grabbed his phone again.

Ji Ruojia panicked, hid her phone behind her, and hurriedly stepped back and said, "Brother-in-law, why are you so loud?" It all scared the hell out of me. ”

Xu Xia stretched out his hand: "You can't joke about this kind of thing?" Give it to me. ”

Ji Ruojia grabbed the mobile phone, but she didn't give it, and smirked: "Heh, brother-in-law, don't be angry, I'm really joking with my sister, I've been used to joking with my sister since I was a child." You think, you've seen us all fight, what's a joke? As he spoke, he retreated, and he was about to retreat into the kitchen.

Xu Xia didn't bother to talk nonsense with her anymore, frowned, and stretched his arms further.

Ji Ruojia still didn't give it, and said with a flattering smile: "Brother-in-law, I promise, don't talk nonsense again, you let me say a few more words to my sister, apologize to her, and then help you explain." ”

Ji Ruomin's voice kept coming out quickly, and although he couldn't hear what he was saying, he could hear that he was in a hurry.

Xu Xia said impatiently: "Okay, okay, you hurry up." He replied with disgust: "I've never seen you like this." ”

Xiao Shrimp has always been lenient and kind, especially he doesn't like to mess around, just now Ji Ruojia was talking nonsense on the phone, he was really a little angry, really a little annoying. Whether it's coquettish or unreasonable before, it's always cute, but what is it just now? It's unreasonable to say that all nonsense is to praise her.

Ji Ruojia glanced at him quickly, and said weakly: "Brother-in-law, I'll give it to you right away." He turned around and picked up the phone again: "Sister, are you in a hurry?" My brother-in-law criticized me just now, did you hear me? ”

Ji Ruomin immediately talked about her sister on the phone, Ji Ruojia listened to it good-natured for a long time, her little mouth became higher and higher, and finally she couldn't help but say, "Sister, you haven't said enough?" My brother-in-law criticized me like that just now, didn't you hear it, and you kept talking about it, did you become a sister like you? ”

Xu Xia shook her head and told her sister that she wanted to rob her brother-in-law, but she was still reasonable?

Ji Ruomin counted harder, and Xu Shrimp could hear the shouting on the phone from far away.

Ji Ruojia was annoyed and ashamed: "You deserve it!" You can't stand it if I make a joke with you, why don't you talk about you? Since I was a child, I have been bullied for more than ten years, either beating or scolding. It's just that you spank me, and you beat my brother-in-law's ass, we have decided to unite to resist you, if you have the ability, you will come back now, I just want to be angry with you, I will be angry with you, I will ......"

Xu Xia couldn't listen to it, and snatched the phone from behind.

Ji Ruojia turned around pitifully.

Xu Shrimp stared at her coldly, didn't say a word, took the mobile phone, and didn't look back to the bedroom.

Ji Ruojia looked at his back in distraction, with a look of panic and grievance.

◇◇◇◇◇ Xu Shrimp entered the bedroom, and it was quiet. The roar was still coming from the phone, and he calmly pressed it to his ear: "Ruomin, it's me." ”

When Ji Ruomin heard that it was him, he was angry and said, "Okay, you stinky rascal, you are really capable!" What did you promise me? How can you promise me? I've only been gone for the second day, and the next day, you took my sister home. You're not as good as a beast, it's not enough to mess with flowers and grass outside, even my sister doesn't let go, do you want to wear a bunch of our sisters? ”

Although he had been mentally prepared, Xu Xia still had a pain in his brain when he heard it, and he couldn't hold back the roar in his ear until he finished listening: "Ruomin, your sister is obviously deliberately angry with you, you are such an adult, you can't hear the truth or falsehood?" And you heard me scolding her, do you think I'm acting with her? ”

Ji Ruomin said: "What if you hear it?" I asked you to persuade her, but I didn't let you lead her home! That's my own sister, she's all in the dark with you, and she's going to rob me of someone, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to carry forward my style and give you to her? Fulfill you? ”

Xu Shrimp Head Avenue: "What nonsense are you talking about?" That's all nonsense, it's not like that at all, it's all your own thoughts. ”

Ji Ruomin said angrily: "Nonsense, she went home with you? Nonsense, she said something like that to me? Do you think she's just talking casually? I'm telling you, you're going to play dumb, I'm not. In the end, anger has turned to resentment.

Xu Shrimp felt distressed and had a headache, and said patiently: "There is a reason why she went home with me, you asked me to persuade her, and I have already persuaded her, and I have also thought about what to let her do." ”

When Ji Ruomin heard that he had completed the task, he calmed down a little unexpectedly: "What did you say?" Did you persuade her? ”

Xu Shrimp said truthfully: "Yes, persuade it." So he scolded Ji Ruojia on how to go to the Poseidon Hall, how Ji Ruojia was woken up by him, how he ran to the bar and drank wildly, and finally he took him home and talked about it. Of course, peeing and hugging those unsightly things must be omitted.

Ji Ruomin was skeptical, and said unbelievingly: "Wake her up after scolding?" It's as simple as that? ”

Xu Shrimp said: "It's not that simple. ”

Ji Ruomin said suspiciously: "It's useless for me to scold her for more than ten years, and you woke her up once?" ”

Xu Shrimp said: "Your paternalistic scolding, who doesn't get annoyed when you hear it?" Not to mention your sister, a person with a strong rebellious mentality. And she is still studying art, which is not the same as a normal person. When I scolded her, it was after personal investigation and prescribed the right medicine, which contains a lot of technical content, how can you compare with your scolding on the street. ”

Ji Ruomin is accustomed to sneering at each other: "You only scold the street." ”

The stupid girl can say such a thing, which proves that she is no longer angry. Xu Shrimp smiled and said: "There are also things for her to do, I have also thought about it, and I am ready to let her be a military photojournalist, using your family's relationship in the army, let her go to various troops to shoot on the spot, I believe that with her professional ability and dedication, coupled with the inherent relationship of your family, she will definitely be able to make a name for herself, maybe she will become a famous military photographer, and you and your father will follow it." ”

This is a big hobby, Ji Ruomin was overjoyed and said: "Your idea is really good, my dad will definitely be happy when he knows, how did you come up with it?" ”

Xu Shrimp smiled: "Hehe, this, I'll tell you when you come back." He was afraid that Lin An'an would be mentioned, and the stupid girl was suspicious and asked nonsense, so she decided not to say it for the time being.

Ji Ruomin was relieved for her sister-in-law, and asked again, "Did she agree?" ”

Xu Shrimp said confidently: "I haven't told her yet, I'm going to talk about it for a while." But don't worry, I'm sure she'll say yes and wrap it up on me. ”

Ji Ruomin was suspicious: "This girl has never listened to heaven and earth, and even picked up my father's words to listen to them, why would she listen to you?" Are you sure she doesn't like you? ”

Xu Xia really didn't dare to be sure, but he didn't dare to dare, and muttered: "I think so, your sister has lacked understanding since she was a child, and she has been mixed with social minorities since she became an adult, and she is very eager to be understood." I scolded her, and she thought I understood her very well, as if I had met a soulmate. Isn't there such a saying, it is enough to have a confidant in life, so I am sure that she will listen to me. ”

Ji Ruomin was silent and recalled the words of the shrimp.

Xu Shrimp said again: "You don't have to worry, you are young, no one wants to mess around all day long, even if you want to eat, you dream of doing something, not to mention that your sister is a person who has eyes above the top and feels talented, she has always been the most eager to be famous, and now there is a way to get ahead in front of her, and it is strange that she doesn't choose it." I'm sure she'll agree. ”

Ji Ruomin felt reasonable, and said uneasily: "Even if she listens to you, it doesn't mean that she doesn't like you, if you like someone, you can be obedient, don't be fooled by her." ”

Xu Shrimp smiled and said: "Don't worry, I've been traveling from south to north for so many years, and I'm not a child, no matter what, I won't fall for your sister, and you also think of me too flat." ”

Ji Ruomin said sarcastically: "Are you embarrassed to say? I forgot how I was beaten in the first place. ”

Xu Shrimp sweated for a while and was speechless for a while.

Ji Ruomin replied to the preface: "You two were sneaky just now, what are you doing? ”

Xu Shrimp smiled bitterly: "Which of us are sneaky? Just cook normally, your phone call, and then she answers, and starts talking nonsense, don't be too careful, and be deceived by her again. ”

Ji Ruomin said again: "I was deceived by her? I've been pulling her for more than ten years, can I understand her? Let me tell you, my sister is a black-bellied, cunning and stubborn, and she can't pull back eight horses, so don't have a bad conscience, you are deceived by her illusion, and if you do any ugly things, I really have no face to live. ”

That's a lot of weight. Xu Xia hurriedly promised: "This is absolutely impossible, I will never have this bit of proportion." We haven't been together for a long time, but you should know my last name. I'm still the same, as long as you believe me, don't suspect the ghosts, make yourself angry, I promise that nothing will happen. ”

Ji Ruomin was much calmer, and said softly: "Well, I believe in you." Well, let's do it first. "Ready to hang up.

Xu Xia called: "Wait! ”

Ji Ruomin said: "What else is the matter?" ”

Xu Shrimp said with concern: "It's nothing, just remind you, you are still outside for a few days, don't put your sister's words at ease, make you uneasy all day, and then something happens." ”

Ji Ruomin said disdainfully: "Then you don't have to worry about it, no matter how quick my temper is, I won't bring my personal emotions to work, otherwise I wouldn't have today." ”

Captain Ji can also be proud, Xu Xia had no choice but to say: "I understand, you are the number one special policeman." ”

Ji Ruomin said arrogantly: "That's it, don't forget my words, guard against that little fox." ”

Xu Xia shook his head and hung up the phone in response.

He really didn't know what to say to these two sisters, his sister really looked down on his sister, and he would call his sister a stupid hat; My sister thinks that my sister has a black belly, and she always guards against it when she is unstable, which is really a pair of enemies.

Intermittently, the phone calls rang for a long time, and it was dark outside. Xu Shrimp went out of the room, and as soon as he opened the bedroom door, he saw that the living room light had not been turned on, and Ji Ruojia stood in front of the door with a black rumbling, like a little pitiful worm.

Xu Xia was startled: "What are you doing, Xiaojia, why don't you turn on the lights?" ”

Ji Ruojia put her hands behind her back, and said with a frightened and flattering expression: "Brother-in-law, I was wrong, I'm waiting to admit my mistake to you." ”

This little girl was obviously acting, Xu Xia thought that since she was the first year of junior high school, she shouldn't blame herself for being fifteen, so she pulled her face and decided to take the opportunity to teach this little belly a lesson

(To be continued)