On the Long March road with little food and clothing, the old squad leader gave a small piece of cooked leather shoes to a wounded little soldier, and pretended to be very full.

Today, decades later, the old squad leader's wish has finally come true, and the people of the whole country have eaten the capsules made of leather shoes in the black-hearted medicine factory, eaten poisoned milk powder, and eaten gutter oil.

The era of not closing the house at night is long gone, now even if you are so poor that the family is surrounded by walls, you dare to sleep at night without closing the door, when you wake up again, there may only be pants left on your body, if the mother-in-law of the family is quite colorful, the whole person will be stolen from you, and there will be no hair left.

This is a sick world, people have become more and more selfish, helping the old and the young, there are fewer and fewer people who are righteous and brave, the powerful old man robs the poor man's woman, and the woman takes the wallet given by the old man to raise the little white face, and the little white face takes the woman's money to find a boyfriend,

The cause of all this is money, laughing at poverty and not prostitution, this is today's society, if money is the root of evil, many people hope that sin is unforgivable, this is what most people think, as long as there is money in their hands, the world is free for me, everywhere is unimpeded,

Due to the increasing tension between China and Japan, the procedures for applying for individual tourist visas are more complicated, just waiting for the review will take a week, and the stay time in Japan cannot exceed half a month.

I heard that I was going to apply for a business visa for investment inspection, and the staff of the Japanese Consulate General were enthusiastic a lot, and when submitting the materials, a credit card in Wu Ming's wallet accidentally fell out, which was the Citibank Supreme card that Katyusha had just sent to him not long ago.

This is a black card with no quota, and it is also a rare Phnom Penh Supreme card, the card holder is Katyusha, this card has not been used once in Wu Ming's hands, the absolute original goods, just accidentally fell out of this card, and as a result, the consul general was brought out.

Wu Ming's visas were processed very smoothly, and in the end, the consul general personally sent them out of the consulate general, which made Wu Ming, who had never cared much about money, couldn't help but sigh that the face of this money was really too big.

After Shen Ruoxi came out of the Japanese Consulate General, she looked like she wanted to say something, and Wu Ming, who was driving, glanced at her and said with a smile: "Do you want to say anything?" ”

"It's nothing...... Shen Ruoxi shook her head with a smile, but she still couldn't suppress the curiosity in her heart, tilted her head and asked, "What I want to say is, how can you, a little bodyguard, have a top credit card from Citibank." ”

"A friend of mine helped with it."

Seeing that Wu Ming didn't mean to explain, Shen Ruoxi didn't ask much, a woman who holds a man's little secret is obviously not likable to a man, as a shrewd woman, she will not make such a mistake,

Wu Ming really didn't want to explain, there were many things that couldn't be explained at all, the credit card was issued in Katyusha's name, and women would always regard men's friends of the opposite sex as enemies, and he didn't want Shen Ruoxi to be jealous because of this,

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little dull, Wu Ming turned on the radio, and a deep voice rang out: "Let's start today's topic, if God originally gave you three centimeters, where do you want to add it to your body." ”

A couple of men and women in the car subconsciously lowered their heads, and Shen Ruoxi said quietly: "It would be nice if my legs could grow another three centimeters." ”

Wu Ming sighed and sighed: "If my legs can grow another three centimeters, you will be happier." ”

Shen Ruoxi took a sip secretly, her face flushed, and she turned her head to look out the window,

A listener on the radio called the hotline and said with a smile: "If you give me three centimeters, I hope my middle finger can be three centimeters longer." ”

"Why?"

"My wife keeps scolding me for having short fingers."

"And why is that?"

"It takes ten minutes for my wife to turn off the fire, and I have to use my fingers to make up for the missing nine minutes, otherwise she will have to share the property with me, and the longer my fingers, the less she will complain...... Hey...... Compere...... Are you listening. ”

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Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi endured it for a while, but in the end, they all couldn't hold back, they all laughed out loud, Shen Ruoxi glanced at Wu Ming, and snorted: "Don't laugh at others, you are not much different from him, they are all obscene embryos." ”

"I'm a lot worse than him." Wu Ming said eagerly: "He can only hold on for a minute, I don't know how many times better than him, and we men want to be more ...... Stronger ...... It's not for you women. ”

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Two hours later, Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi came to the small Guanyin Mountain in Pinggu County, on the outskirts of Beijing, which is not a too famous scenic spot, but there is a Guanyin temple in the mountain, and they came here to worship Guanyin.

It is said that Guanyin here is very effective, after many people came to worship, they were all pregnant, even the cats and dogs at home were pregnant, and even the lily was pregnant, this is what Shen Ruoxi heard the old lady in the community say, and she immediately pulled Wu Ming to come,

Find a place to park the car, the two locked the car door and got out of the car together, looking at the winding and rugged mountain road, and then looking at Shen Ruoxi dressed up, a tight dress and short skirt, ten centimeters of high heels, knowing that she was going to climb the mountain, she actually dressed up as beautiful as going to a banquet, a woman's way of thinking, a man can't understand it all his life,

Shen Ruoxi pouted, looked at Wu Ming with a helpless face, and muttered: "The road here looks very difficult to walk, I'm wearing high heels, what should I do." ”

"What else can I do?" Wu Ming lowered his body and said angrily: "Come up, I'll carry you up." ”

Shen Ruoxi pretended to squirm, then obediently leaned on Wu Ming's back, and said with a smile: "Fortunately, the men in our family are strong enough." ”

Although it is called Little Guanyin Mountain, but the mountain is still quite high, fortunately the Guanyin Temple is halfway up the mountain, the two only took more than an hour to come to the Guanyin Temple, the incense here is not as prosperous as they imagined, but the scenery is very beautiful, there is a beautiful peach blossom forest in the temple,

The world is full of fragrant flowers in April, the peach blossoms in the mountain temple are in full bloom, and May is already early summer in China, I didn't expect to see such beautiful peach blossoms in this ancient temple in the deep mountains, it is really an unexpected joy, Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi are not fragrant, Guanyin is not asking for it, but he is busy taking photos first,

Shen Ruoxi inserted the incense candle into the huge Ding furnace, bowed a few times with a reverent face, and then squeezed Wu Ming beside him, and asked in a low voice, "Do you like boys or girls?" ”

Wu Ming looked at her with a serious look, couldn't help but smile, and said casually: "I like them all." ”

"Hmm." Shen Ruoxi nodded and muttered, "Then I want a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses." ”

Wu Ming showed a sneering expression when he heard this, and quipped: "You said you wanted it, you thought Guanyin was your sister." ”

Shen Ruoxi just rolled her eyes and didn't speak, Wu Ming glanced at her round and straight buttocks, and said with a playful face: "However, I think you may be the reincarnation of Guanyin, and your Guanyin Lotus is indeed very powerful." ”

Shen Ruoxi stretched out her foot and stepped on Wu Ming's instep, but she didn't step on it, and after she collected her foot, she scolded angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about." ”

The heel is close to ten centimeters, and the spikes are still iron, which is not an ordinary pain to step on people, Wu Ming secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this is a murder weapon-level shoe, which can be used as a hammer, if the man's arsenal is stepped on, it will be scrapped in an instant,

After the incense and the wish, Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi ate a few vegetarian buns in the temple and went down the mountain, on the way back, they passed a clear mountain stream, and couldn't help but stop, and the two of them took off their shoes and flowed into the water.

Good clear water, so cool wind, soaking feet makes people have a feeling of Fen people's lungs, why no one comes to play in such clear water, the two played with the water for a while, and found that there was a sign in the water, but the handwriting was a little blurry,

Wu Ming took a closer look, only to see that it was written: There are poisonous snakes in the water here, please don't play in the water,

My mother, no wonder no one plays in the water, Wu Ming was so frightened that his face turned white, he hugged Shen Ruoxi next to him, burned his ass and ran ashore, today I came here to ask for a son, but I didn't come to ask for death,

When the two returned to Haiding District, they were just in time to pick up Shen Yiyi from school, and then, Wu Ming made a phone call to the antique's house and asked him to have dinner together at night.