Chapter 61: Happy Trick (II)
Dog men and women can be little shrimp lack hearts, but Lin Anan can't, there must be a purpose in doing so, and slowly looked at the little shrimp.
Xu Shrimp was taking out the money, squeezing his eyes in a hurry, and gave a look to the car stop pile on the side.
Lin Anan is so smart, the two can be together, which means that Bing's surname is very similar, and they have been together for so many years. Quietly stepped aside.
Xu Shrimp counted out a thousand yuan and generously handed it to the man.
The eyes of the two were shining, and their faces were full of joy.
The man rubbed his hands and took the money, pretending to say: "I'm sorry, brother, I don't have to give so many ......" Before the fart was finished, he saw Lin Anan pick up the gear post and walked over with a relieved face. "What are you going to do?" ”
Lin Anan didn't say a word, wheeled up the car stopper, and with a bang, smashed the rearview mirror that was originally only cracked. Only then did Shi Shiran relieve his hatred and said: "You have taken all the money, this thing will belong to me, of course I will smash it." ”
The two men and women were dumbfounded. The man raised his finger and pointed at Lin An'an, speechless.
Xu Shrimp smiled and took two steps back and got out of the way.
Lin Anan carried the murder weapon, raised his eyebrows, and ran to the other side with his head held high.
The man suddenly reacted and exclaimed, "You're crazy! Stop. "It's going to be stopped.
Where to mention.
Lin An'an raised his arms and gracefully wheeled out in the posture of playing baseball, and the oil-painted car stop post drew a wonderful arc, accurately hitting the rearview mirror on the other side. There was another beautiful thud, and the right side mirror and the left brother shared the same fate.
The man clutched the money in his hand and turned his head in pain.
Lin Anan let out a vicious breath, stood the car stop pile to the ground, and said arrogantly: "You garbage, it's so easy to take a thousand yuan as a mother?" Doing this kind of thing that lacks morality and no asshole, and is not afraid of being bitten by money? ”
It was the turn of the two men and women to tremble. The man trembled his hands and said incoherently, "You...... You're a scoundrel, you're a scoundrel, you're swearing, you're not qualified. ”
Lin Anan laughed: "I really made you right." I don't lack anything, but I don't lack money. What's not pleasing to the eye? Squeak quickly, I'll smash it all for you. ”
The man was speechless. The woman was a lot more low-key, weakly tugged at his sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Forget it, don't pay attention to them." ”
The man glared at Lin An'an, snorted heavily, and pocketed a thousand yuan. Although the nest is holding its breath, with this thousand yuan, at least there is no loss financially.
Lin An'an finished breathing, clapped his hands and said, "This time I will cheapen you." He beckoned to the shrimp: "Go, Anada, go in and eat, have a few more drinks to celebrate." ”
In the angry glares of men and women, they walked towards the door of the store in a variety of ways.
Xu Shrimp shook his head, left a sigh quite sympathetically, and followed behind Lin An'an.
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Entering the store with great joy, Lin Anan couldn't wait to share the joy of victory with Xiao Shrimp, but was stopped by Xiao Shrimp first. Strange: "What's wrong?" ”
Xu Shrimp said mysteriously: "Do you want to watch another good show?" ”
Lin Anan said: "What's the show? ”
Xu Shrimp smiled evilly: "Those two people just finished eating here, they must have been drinking, if they drive this car back again......"
Lin Anan's eyes and mouth opened wide at the same time, and he slapped him happily: "Okay, your little shrimp is insidious enough, I like it." ”
Xu Shrimp said with a smile: "It's rare for your old man to show his skills so vigorously, if you don't finish singing this play, how can you be worthy of the thousand yuan?" ”
Lin Anan said excitedly: "If you have yours, go and have a look." ”
The two of them leaned over to the door, leaning against each other, nervously poking their heads out.
Outside the door, two dog men and women were discussing.
Both rearview mirrors are gone, and they are never allowed to go on the road. In this case, there are two ways to solve it, one is to ask the repair shop to send someone to the scene to change; The second is to find a tow truck to tow the car to the repair shop. But both ways are obviously more troublesome, and generally speaking, most people will take chances, even if they are careful, drive slower, and drive the car to the nearest repair shop.
Xu Shrimp and Lin Anan were waiting for them to drive.
Sure enough, the two men and women simply discussed a few words, and then chose the way of the majority, both got into the car, and the man drove the car away, which was also doomed to a more tragic fate.
Xu Shrimp was overjoyed, wrote down the car number, took out his mobile phone and prepared to report.
Lin Anan stopped and said, "What's the urgency on the phone, follow up and see the excitement." ”
Xu Xia's childlike heart rose, and he handed over the car keys: "Good idea, you drive, I'll call." ”
Lin Anan was overjoyed, dragged the car keys, swayed a white dress, and jumped out happily.
Xu Shrimp followed, and the two got into the car giggling.
Lin Anan skillfully reversed the car and drove onto the road with two men and women.
At this time, the rush hour has not yet passed, and there are still many people and vehicles on the road, and they are slowly swallowing. The white Toyotas of the two men and women were separated by several cars in front, and they also looked back at the road from time to time, which was very conspicuous.
Xu Xia pinched his mobile phone and asked, "Can you fight now?" ”
Lin Anan waved his hand: "Hit it, it will be on my head, and they will regret it for the rest of their lives." ”
Xu Shrimp smiled: "I won't regret it for a lifetime, but the violation of the law and drunk driving is definitely enough for them." ”
Dial 122 and pretend to be kind-hearted: "Hello, there is a car on Zhujiang Street, the left and right rearview mirrors are all gone, and they are still driving on the road. ”
The policewoman on the line said unchanged: "Please provide specific information." ”
Xu Xia said in a hurry: "White Toyota, the license plate number is ×××××, there are two people in it, it is estimated that they are drunk driving, the car is driving crookedly, the specific location is ......"
The policewoman said emotionlessly: "Please provide your name, unit, and ID number." ”
This is all a routine procedure, Xu Xia didn't want to hide it at all, reported it truthfully, and then said: "The situation is very dangerous, please take action immediately." ”
The policewoman said: "Thank you for your timely report, thank you for your trust and support to 122, please continue to pay attention to ......"
After the phone call, Xu Xia put away his mobile phone.
Lin Anan's eyes lit up, and he asked nervously and excitedly, "Can you catch them?" ”
Xu Shrimp said confidently: "Don't worry, as soon as we report it here, we can immediately lock it through the camera, and you can see it clearly on the big screen, you can see it." ”
Lin Anan was relieved and looked ahead with anticipation.
Xu Shrimp was right, in less than two minutes, a traffic policeman rode a motorcycle, galloped out of a small road, went up and blocked the car, the two dogs and men got out of the car with sad faces, and hurriedly went to explain to the police......
The two laughed, this one was so happy and comfortable, laughing so much that their stomachs hurt, they couldn't breathe, and their tears were about to come out.
Lin Anan excitedly pushed him on the shoulder: "Okay, you little shrimp and shrimp, you can still do some serious things, this thousand yuan is the one thousand yuan I have spent the most happily in my life." ”
Xu Shrimp said: "This seems to be my thousand yuan, right?" ”
Lin Anan said angrily: "What's yours and mine?" I've been taken away by you, are you embarrassed to say? ”
Xu Shrimp said happily: "Do you really plan to keep it for me?" ”
Lin Anan didn't answer, he glanced at him beautifully, and there was no one in the reverse lane, so he turned around and returned directly.
A happy trick, the two of them were in a good mood, eating for four hours at a meal, eating more, drinking more, talking more, laughing more, and fully enjoying this night of Ji Ruomin's business trip.
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Thanks to the monthly pass of the boss and the boss of the small building, the two fellows are really yd.