Chapter 022: What a trick
"Definitely!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, senior, I'm not questioning your methods and abilities, it's just ...... Is there any other way, I, I'm really scared, in case ......"
Ma Liang was a little impatient, and said in a daze: "Yes! β
"Say it quickly......
"Did you come to Geranium?"
"What is a geranium?"
"Menstrual ......"
"Huh?" Zhang Xintong was stunned, and then said embarrassedly: "No." β
"Then is there anyone in your dormitory who happens to be on the letter period these two days, oh no, menstruation?"
"Like...... Swallow's great aunt is here. β
"Her aunt came to menstruation, what's the matter...... Oh, I see, then you get out of bed now, follow her closely, drag her, and the dirty things won't dare to provoke you. Ma Liang scratched his head with a wry smile as he spoke, the professional surname term Zhang Xintong he said was difficult to understand, but the word "auntie" was still thinking about it for a while, man! After all, there is no "big aunt"
"Why?"
"Fight poison with poison!"
There was silence on the phone for a while, and Zhang Xintong suddenly stammered and said: "Learn, senior, some, something is wrong......"
"What's wrong?"
"Just now, I, I was talking to you on the phone, my roommates, they didn't seem to hear, they all gathered around the small table and didn't move, the pen was moving, still moving...... Ah......h
"Go, catch Zhang Yan! Scold, scold! Ma Liang hurriedly scolded.
Crackling, crackling, ping-pong......
There was a noisy sound from the mobile phone, thinking that Zhang Xintong jumped out of bed in a panic and rushed over - it was urgent, it was really urgent, although the game of conjuring spirits was dangerous, it could also be seen as a game, and the people who played the game were cautious Xiao Tsubashi could understand it, but they didn't move, so something went wrong.
Then......
"Swallow, what's wrong with you? Swallow...... I'm x you mlgbd, my aunt and grandma are not afraid of you, hurry up and get out......@#Β₯%......*......"
The voice is poignant and high-pitched, deafening!
Ma Liang gritted his teeth and endured the ringing sound of his ears and held the phone far away, thinking that the roar of the Hedong lion was really terrifying. Just this crazy sound, not to mention the evil spirits and ghosts and dirty things, even if the Nine Heavens Da Luo Jin Immortal came, he would have to flee from the wind, throw away his armor - good guy, it's terrifying.
It's over, tomorrow there will be rumors on the GH University campus that a beautiful girl is soaring high notes in the middle of the night, disrupting the order of the school...... In the mobile phone, there is still a constant poignant voice with horror and anger coming out.
Ma Liang even wondered if this belonged to the endless echo of the three words around the beam.
Finally, it stopped.
Ma Liang cautiously tried to move the phone to his ear:
"Hey, beauty...... Are you alright? β
"Ah......h
No way! Ma Liang hurriedly held the phone far away, what's the end?
"Yes, it's senior, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm too nervous......" came out in an anxious voice.
Because it was a little far away from the ear, he couldn't hear it clearly, but Ma Liang could also hear that it was Zhang Xintong who was talking, well, it means that there is nothing wrong with this girl. Moving the mobile phone to his ear, Ma Liang was about to say something, when he heard the noisy voices of several girls talking anxiously and panickedly from the mobile phone:
"Xiao Yue, Xiao Yue, what's wrong with you?"
"Wake up, Xiaoyue, don't scare us......"
Ma Liang's conscience was stunned, and something was wrong - I just didn't know if the girl named Xiaoyue fainted in fright, or if she was invaded by evil things and fainted.
"Senior, senior, are you listening?"
"Say, what's wrong?"
"Xiaoyue, she fainted, and, she kept convulsing, foaming at the mouth, oh my God, she, she opened her eyes and glared at me...... She's moving, ah......"
A messy scream came.
Ma Liang hurriedly said: "Don't panic, let Zhang Yan take off her underwear and sanitary napkins and throw them on that Xiaoyue's body, it'll be fine, don't be afraid!" No way...... Don't you have the amulet from your brother in your hand? β
"Good...... Swallow, take off your panties, throw her with your panties and sanitary napkins, you should hurry up......"
"Ah, don't arrest me......"
The phone became a mess of porridge.
Finally, it was quiet......
A few seconds later, there were voices of gratification and panic, as well as words of soft comfort to Xiao Yue.
"Learn, senior, Xiaoyue is fine...... Will there be any danger next? β
"No, don't worry,!" Ma Liang couldn't help but curse a dirty word, and then said: "Oh yes, Xin Tong, don't mention me to anyone, it's a way you thought of in a panic......"
"Okay, okay, I know, I understand, the senior is a master, so you have to keep a low profile...... They didn't even notice that I was calling you, so it's messy...... Woo, it was so scary just now......" Zhang Xintong's voice was much quieter, and there was some crying, obviously the weird and terrifying scene that happened just now also frightened her.
Ma Liang couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "Whatever you think, I'm hanging." β
"Wait, that, senior, is there really no more danger?"
"There will never be any more, unless you continue to play this dangerous game...... "Ma Liang said with certaintyβjokes, women's faith days, that is something that the Buddha would not dare to touch casually, let alone a little evil spirit. I'm afraid that this thing was injured a lot tonight, and Zhang Xintong Hedong roared like a lion just now, okay, I won't dare to provoke this aunt and grandmother in the future if I borrow a few guts.
"Ah, there are a lot of people in our dormitory, I'll hang up first."
A busy sound came from the mobile phone, and Ma Liang couldn't help but smile bitterly, it was really neat and tidy. What is it called? If it sounds good, it is called crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, but if it is ugly, it is unloading the mill and killing the donkey!
Lighting a cigarette and feeling the comfortable coolness brought by the cool drizzle falling on his body, Ma Liang slowly shook home.
After taking a cold shower at home, Ma Liang lay comfortably on the bed, he didn't think about what happened to Zhang Xintong and them just now, it was just a small matter for him, and it was just a small favor...... He was mainly thinking about his future development plan - he was going to Yanjing to start working, thinking of the conflict with Shen Zhitao tonight, Ma Liang not only sighed, alas, people go to high places and water flows to low places, they can't lose their share!
Then, Yanjing's Jinshun Liquor Group Co., Ltd. is the starting point for riding a donkey to find a donkey!
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I slept too late last night, and because I drank alcohol, Ma Liang was still a little dizzy after waking up at five o'clock in the morning. However, he was not lazy, he still got up and washed as usual, and then trotted to the grove in the north of the village to do tai chi.
In fact, Maleonn does not have the tenacity and perseverance to be able to practice Tai Chi through thick and thin.
The reason why he cares so much and can stick to it is because there are so many benefits of Tai Chi he has practiced:
First of all, a person has a good body, in order to be able to enjoy life, for example, we often say that eating is good, if the physical condition is not good, I am afraid this can not be done;
Secondly, after this kind of Tai Chi is completed, it can make people feel a hundred times more energetic, and they can show the best mental state in every day's life, to enjoy a relaxed life or face the tedious work and study, etc......
And then second...... It has a significant effect on hangover.
Ma Liang didn't need much space when he played Tai Chi, there was an open space within a radius of two meters, which was enough for him to toss and turn, sometimes like a lion pounced on a rabbit, sometimes like a hungry tiger fighting, sometimes like an eagle striking nine days, and sometimes like a crane soaring...... It can also play a magnificent momentum.
After concentrating on luck and beating a set of boxing techniques, Ma Liang stood on the pile to gather momentum and exhaled to collect his strength.
After a while, Ma Liang thought about what Lu Xiangan had said to him yesterday - at that time, Lu Xiangan could see from a simple talisman that Ma Liang's master had inherited from the Yama Roman, and he had taken a unique spell urging technique and drew a talisman.
But at that time, Lu Xiangan also said that Ma Liang's Taoism had not yet reached the level of 'a little spiritual light is a charm', which made Ma Liang feel a little embarrassed, as if he had lost the face of his grandfather's "sitting on the ground".
The difference lies in the fact that the talisman is divided into "innate talisman" and "acquired talisman".
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