That night, when Xu Zixuan was anxiously waiting for Shen Shifei's news, he received a strange phone call.

"South Korea's number? Who is this? Xu Zixuan looked at the unfamiliar number on the phone screen and frowned. At first, Xu Zixuan really didn't want to answer the call from this stranger, you know, phone fraud is not only a specialty of the Celestial Empire, but also has a big market in South Korea. But this mysterious caller seems to have the pride of calling you until your phone is out of power if you don't answer the phone, and for a full 5 minutes, Xu Zixuan's phone has not stopped.

What to do? According to this situation, if you really don't want to take it, then there is only one way to turn off the machine. But now Xu Zixuan is waiting for Shen Shifei's news again, and Shen Shifei can't find himself if the phone is turned off.

"I'm rubbing, who the hell is so persistent" Xu Zixuan complained while pressing the call button.

"Who? Who are you looking for? Xu Zixuan yelled loudly into the phone.

"Yo isn't it colorful? Uncle, you're an uncle, right? I can hear you," a crisp but slightly frightened voice came from the earpiece.

"Uncle?" Xu Zixuan's cold sweat flowed down, except for a girl who didn't know the height of the sky and called herself, no one seemed to call herself like this, "Ah, who are you?" Do I know you? Do you know how old I am? Just call me uncle? ”

"Of course I know you, uncle, don't you remember me?"

"Nonsense, of course I'll wait!" Xu Zixuan said on the side, and the appearance of a hairy child slowly appeared in his mind, "Perhaps, you are Zheng Xiujing?" Little crystals? ”

“yeah!! I knew that Uncle wouldn't forget me" Xiujing said happily on the other end of the phone, "How about it, uncle, my universe super invincible young and beautiful girl called you, do you have a feeling of being flattered?" ”

The corners of Xu Zixuan's mouth twitched constantly, "I didn't feel favored, I was only frightened"

"Ah, uncle, what do you say?! Said in front of a beautiful girl: Fertilized, you are really a bad uncle! ”

"I#¥#%¥" Xu Zixuan was very dripping at this moment, very dripping and wanted to throw the phone into the toilet sewer, "Dead girl, I don't have time to accompany you now, let's say, what do you want to do when you call me at this time?" First of all, I declare that although I am in Yanjing now, I will never provide emergency services such as rivers and lakes, you have died of this heart! ”

"Uncle Se, are you mistaken? If I want to find someone to help me, I only need a phone call, and the person who wants to save me can be lined up from Yanjing to Seoul, do I need to find you, this weird Shu? It's really" Xiujing resisted with a pout, "I, isn't this Yanjing, and we haven't seen each other for so long, I wonder if I might as well suffer a loss and give you a chance to treat me to a big meal, uncle, aren't you a little moved?!" ”

"Not available" It's a pity, Xu Zixuan is not interested in inviting this ghostly girl to dinner, and directly replied with two words, "There is nothing else, right?" I'll hang up if it's okay! ”

"Ah, if you dare to hang up the phone, I'll be done with you!" I didn't expect Xu Zixuan to refuse himself so simply and decisively, and there was no room for negotiation at all, "Why did you invite me, a beautiful girl, to a meal?" Isn't it embarrassing? Reluctantly? Difficult? ”

"No shame, no embarrassment, and there is no reluctance" Xu Zixuan said lightly, "But I'm not free now, and Zheng Xiujingxi, we don't seem to know each other very well, right?" It's not at the point where you can make an appointment with just a phone call, right? Since you are a super invincible young and beautiful girl in the universe, the people who want to invite you to dinner are at least lined up in Pyongyang, right? Why are you looking for me? Do you lack fatherly love and want to find an uncle-level boyfriend to soothe your young and fragile heart? ”

"Hey, Uncle Xise, what are you talking about? You lack father's love, your whole family lacks father's love" Xiujing was anxious to completely forget the fact that Xu Zixuan was abandoned by his parents since he was a child, and made an extremely irresponsible counterattack, and the consequence was that a doodoo hanging up tone suddenly came out on the phone.

"Dare to hang up on me!" Xiujing angrily threw the phone on the **, picked up the pillow and was a fierce hammer, "Stinky uncle, I want you to cow 13, I want you to say that I lack fatherly love and want you, etc!" ”

Xiujing suddenly stayed there, and after a while, Ai Ai said, "Oh, oh, Uncle seems to be an orphan, what should I do?" What did I just say? ohmygod！ ”

After figuring out that she had unknowingly fallen into a catastrophe just now, Xiujing hurriedly grabbed her mobile phone from ** and slammed Xu Zixuan's phone. But this time Xu Zixuan seemed to be really angry, Xiujing hit once, Xu Zixuan pinched once, hit once, pinched once, I don't know how many phone calls I made, Xiujing finally couldn't stand it. She edited a text message and sent it to Xu Zixuan.

"Uncle, no, Zixuan oppa, I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing in a hurry just now, don't take it to heart, don't be like me, an ignorant girl. I solemnly apologize to you, you just look at my innocent face, forgive me this time, okay? Also, I'm really looking for you for something, please answer my phone, is it okay? ”

Xu Zixuan couldn't cry or laugh when he looked at this apology text message that was both cute and begging for mercy. It is true that he Xu Zixuan is an orphan, but since he was a child, he has never experienced the feeling of lack of father's love, whether it is grandparents or uncles and aunts, they have given him the love of a complete family. Therefore, he didn't get angry after hearing Xiujing's words, let alone sadness, he just didn't want to continue to mess around with Xiujing, a girl.

"Now girl, it's really amazing" Xu Zixuan sighed while dialing Xiujing's phone.

"Oppa, aren't you mad at me?" The phone was immediately connected, and Xiujing's weak voice came.

"I'm not angry, I just don't want to waste time with you! Also, you still call me uncle, you crazy girl calls me oppa, I feel a little hairy in my heart."

"Hee-hee-hee-hairy? That's great! Then I will call you oppa in the future, and I will make your heart hairy" After making sure that Xu Zixuan was not angry, Xiujing returned to her eccentric state again.

Xu Zixuan was no longer able to complain, "Say, what are you looking for me?"

"That's it, I really want to have a meal with you, don't be in a hurry to refuse, if you don't want to have a treat, I'll invite you!"

"What? Do you please me? Xu Zixuan's eyes rolled, "Xiujing, I'm afraid this meal is not your treat, right?" Say, did Sika want to ask me out for dinner, and she was embarrassed to call me and sent you, a lobbyist, to ask me out? ”

"Yay~~~" Xiujing deliberately lengthened her voice, "How can you think that?" Can't I invite you to dinner except my sister? Don't worry, it's really me who invites you to dinner, I swear, my sister will never show up"

"Or don't. Xiujing, you are also a star, just the two of us have dinner, in case I am photographed by reporters, I can't afford this consequence! Xu Zixuan still faintly felt that something was wrong.

"Allah rest assured, it's not the two of us who eat alone, there are many beautiful girls such as Shirley, Jiyan, and Suzy"

"What? Suzy also participates? Then I can't go to Xiujing, uncle, I thank you for the invitation, but"

"Ah, Uncle Se, so many beautiful girls invite you to dinner, and you are still chirping crookedly, pushing left and right? I'm really angry" Xiujing was really out of luck, when she received the request from her sister, she really didn't think it was a difficult thing. But I didn't expect this color uncle to not enter the oil and salt, and he was not interested in his invitation at all.

"Well, I'm not going to be crooked. Now I will give you a clear answer, I will not go to your dinner! ”

"Okay, Uncle Se, you forced me!" Xiujing gritted her teeth and said, "Uncle Se, do you remember when you sang in my sister's dormitory a few months ago?" ”

"What do you mean?" Xu Zixuan's vest is starting to get cold, what does this girl want to do?

"I filmed the scene of your howling with my mobile phone and have kept it until now," Xiujing said evilly, "At 7 o'clock tonight, the Korean barbecue restaurant of the Oriental Hotel." If you dare not come, your glorious image will appear on the Internet at 7:01 I believe that many netizens will be impressed by your singing and remember, 7 o'clock, Oriental Hotel Korean Barbecue Restaurant 88! ”

After speaking, Xiujing hung up the phone without giving Xu Zixuan a chance to speak. Xu Zixuan looked at the phone, wanting to cry without tears, Nima, what is the matter! (To be continued.) )