Chapter 121: Hades
"It's... It's not good to rush in. When he saw the scene just now, he was a little afraid, now he saw how fierce a woman can be.
Feng Du said: "It's okay, I'm familiar with this aunt, you just follow me." ”
"Auntie, I'm coming to see you!" Feng Du bore the brunt of the small courtyard, and the aunt turned her head and glared, and immediately threw out the soles of her shoes.
Feng Du also tasted the taste of love, and hugged the earth intimately by the way.
This crosshair, this strength, this end, Nangong Bei covered his eyes and couldn't stand it. Dragon Tooth snorted, "This kind of thing can only be negotiated by the protagonist, the most popular person, the charismatic, that is, the most handsome me." As he spoke, he stepped into the small courtyard, "This aunt, we spit~!"
Before the dragon's tooth could finish speaking, another sole shot into his mouth.
Nangong Bei has already retreated.
Feng Du got up from the ground, "That, pretty sister!" A bright smile appeared on the aunt's pitted face, and the row of dirt teeth made people sick. "Xiao Dufeng, what's the matter with coming to my sister's house?"
Feng Du almost forgot, if she didn't call her beautiful sister, she wouldn't know herself. They all opened their mouths when they saw the middle-aged woman's face change like a whirlwind.
Dragon's Tooth took the sole of his shoe, and he heard the trick too, "Oh, pretty sister! I'm handsome brother, I'm ...... How many soles do you have? Dragon Tooth saw another sole in the aunt's hand, and her face turned black.
"Smack!"
This sole has a more loving taste and more soul than the previous one. This is what that beautiful sister wears underfoot.
Yao Qingsheng and Nangong Bei immediately nodded and said: "Beautiful sister, the charm of the country and the city still exists, isn't it, the moon is closed, the first in the underworld, the long sinking fish and geese are forever young, that must be absolutely beautiful!"
Both of them rushed to speak, because they saw that the aunt had taken off her other shoe as well. Just now, looking at the speed at which the soles of the shoes entered their mouths, they didn't dare to guarantee that they would be able to dodge them.
"Who are you?" The aunt showed a charming smile with a red face, but she was still very outward, and she only recognized the seal alone.
The dragon's tooth got up from the ground, and before he could speak, he lay down on his back to the sky.
"Pretty sister, don't be angry, listen to me, pretty sister, they are a few of my friends I brought to visit your beautiful sister, they heard me say that you are very beautiful, you are beautiful, so they want to come over to see the beautiful sister, don't worry that they will have bad intentions towards the beautiful sister, I can guarantee their character, they will not threaten the beautiful sister, but there is no place to go and want to stay here for a while. ”
Feng Du's mouth was dry after speaking, and after several love lessons, he quickly mastered the way of survival in the hands of his beautiful sister. Yao Qingsheng was also impressed by him at this time.
"Feng Du is really good at talking, my brother really admires you. Nangong Bei gave him a thumbs up.
The pockmarked man on the house also got off the donkey, and while his daughter-in-law was not paying attention to him, he quickly jumped down.
"Mother, I think they're bad people. The little boy in the chair said, pointing at Wumei, "Especially that big brother, who looks so fierce, I think he has bad intentions." ”
Wuliang glared, and he didn't seem to even say anything. However, she was ready to fight, as long as that woman dared to slam the soles of her shoes in his face, she would definitely go up and smash her Heavenly Spirit Gai with one palm.
"Hmph, little brother Dufeng, I know what you're here for. The woman said, "My sister found a tunnel in the backyard of her house, it's quite long, I don't know where it leads, you kid dug it, right?"
Feng Du suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "Beautiful sister knows everything, that's right, I dug it." They cautiously walked into the courtyard.
"And where do you think that leads?" asked the woman, "the last time my son climbed into that tunnel and almost didn't come back. ”
Feng Du lowered his head and sighed, "Now that I can't hide it, you may be scared by what I say next, but it is also reasonable... Yes, I am the Third Prince, and this tunnel leads to the Hades Palace!"
Feng Du was already arrogant after speaking. His heart at the moment: Hahaha, surprise, worship, repent, kneel, scream, I've had enough!
"You're not sick, are you?" the pretty sister walked over and grabbed her forehead. "Why is it full of nonsense?" Of course she didn't believe it, this little kid sneaked into her backyard to steal melons, and she knew him well. To say such disobedient words is definitely a problem with the brain.
The little girl on the side giggled, "Big brother is shameless." ”
Wuliang was also fed up in the back, and whispered to Yao Qingsheng, "What kind of family is this?"
"I know you don't believe it, beautiful sister, but that's the way it is, I don't want to play with you anymore!" Feng Du shrugged his shoulders, and then said with his hands on his waist.
The beautiful sister was stunned, "What did you say?"
Feng Du walked leisurely to the table, "Forgive me, a pig's trotter face with a mouthful of dirt teeth." Your Highness has an accident at home, so I can't play with you. The main hall has also forgiven you, how many times have you been beaten, you can brag about this for the rest of your life. ”
Seeing that Feng Du turned his face, the dragon fangs who were lying on the ground and didn't plan to get up also got up and straightened their waists.
"You, you, you, you, what did you just say about me!" anger was already burning in his eyes, "The person who said that the old lady was ugly has already lost his soul!
"Pretty sister?"
The woman's expression softened.
"A mouthful of earthy yellow teeth, the long side looks like a pig's trotters, and the front is a bear's paw face, and it is a beautiful sister, and I didn't say that you are ugly. Feng Du took a sip of tea and took a sip.
I've really had enough, and when I first came, I was still thinking about whether to tear my face, but now that he's alone, he doesn't have to pretend to be with her. It's just that she has been shadowed since she was a child, and it's hard to speak.
The woman's husband covered his mouth and snickered in the back, and finally confided in the words that he had been holding back in his heart for many years, so don't be happy!
The woman's straight hair trembled, "Why, I see that you still don't believe that I am the prince." Feng Du said, although he turned his face, he still lacked confidence to speak. Don't look at this woman's rustic style, in fact, her cultivation is not low, and it is estimated that she will have to go all out to defeat her now.
"Bastard boy has spoken out against my mother!" the little boy boldly shouted, "This is my house, don't think that you can come here with so many people." ”
Feng didn't pay attention to him, it is true that in the eyes of ordinary people, it is indeed a bit arrogant and unreasonable to bring so many people to make a scene. But this is not the right thing, and besides, he is a prince, so he can't be ?... As long as they don't know that there is a change in the royal family.
The little boy pointed at the paralyzed face again, "And you! You're definitely not a good thing! Fix him up! He was glaring at me just now." ”
Wuliang took a deep breath, he really wanted to kill now.
The woman picked up the scissors, "What the hell do you mean?"
"Hey, don't think about it, I don't mean anything, His Royal Highness brought people here, just to get through the tunnel, and secondly, I want to expose my true identity to you, and by the way, I will confide in my heart that I have accumulated over the years, which is also what you want to say. Feng Du said calmly, "You are really ugly." ”
After drinking the tea in the cup, Feng Du got up, "Brother Yao, you come with me." The five went to the backyard without looking at them.
The woman looked at their backs fiercely, and didn't tell him until she entered the field in the backyard: "Go and tell the military commander that I found the third prince and he wants to go back to the underworld." ”
The man was still stunned, "Go quickly! 20,000 coins!"
Wuliang walked at the back of the line, his ears always good. Hearing the conversation between the woman and the man, he stopped.
Feng Du quickly found the hole, "I didn't expect a chicken coop to be built here." ”
"Immeasurable. Yao turned around and saw Wuliang stunned there. "What are you thinking?"
"Oh. Immeasurable followed. The slow-moving dragon tooth followed the group, "Oh, your ass is so tight. ”
Immeasurable paused, then turned back and grabbed the collar of the dragon's tooth and threw him into the hen's coop.
"Quack, quack, quack!" Several old hens were frightened, and took the chickens and babies to peck at the dragon's teeth from all directions.
Feng Du moved all the bricks and stones, looked at it and walked away. Nangong Bei walked up, "Evil~ a little stinky." ”
There was a thick pile of excrement of various animals at the entrance of this cave, and Nangong Bei looked back and saw that the four of them were standing two feet away. "Oh no, I shouldn't have followed. ”
He took a hoe and chopped up all this, and then pulled it out with my broom and shovel, and he complained a lot about doing this, but he began to pursue perfection and meticulously crafted it, as if he was born to do it.
"Seeing that your movements are so skillful, I didn't know you and thought you were specialized in this. Feng Du said with a smile, Nangong Bei smiled bitterly, "Don't be sarcastic about me, in this regard, your brother Yao is my senior brother." ”
Yao Qingsheng denied it and said: "I won't give you this step, I've never done this, I haven't done it!"
"That's it! My eldest brother's royal temperament is second only to me, and he will never touch this kind of work. Feng Du said proudly.
Nangong Bei pulled out the last piece of shit scab and nodded again and again: "Okay, good, I love to do cheap work." ”
Everyone climbed into the cave and fell to the back. Before going down the cave, he paused and looked back for a moment.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, let's go!" shouted in the tunnel.
Immeasurable turned his head and jumped into the hole. Under this narrow hole, I didn't expect it to be built so spacious.
The dragon's tooth exclaimed, "You dug this?"
"Of course!"
"Digging from the palace tunnel to the small courtyard of a farmhouse, the passage is still so blatant, no, it can be said that it is magnificent... You're so idle!"
"Yes, how long is this land?" Nangong Bei couldn't believe it, even if Feng Du was twenty years old, it would be impossible to dig this tunnel after fifteen years.
"Actually, my father dug it for me. "Seal the capital.
Yao Qingsheng smiled and said, "Your father is more idle. You are going to this kind of authenticity, just to go to someone's yard and steal vegetables?... Your father dug up hundreds of them with you?"
"Brother Yao, don't be kidding, when I was a child, I didn't know much about playing tunnel warfare, so my father changed an authentic battle for me... It took me a year to figure it out. Feng Du scratched his head and said, this matter seems to be quite embarrassing, the eldest brother asked, he naturally had to say.