Every Saturday night at 11:30 p.m., NBC will air a late-night comedy show, "Weekend Night Live," which is Hathaway Loren's favorite.

As usual, Hathaway Loren washed up early, put on a mask, and waited on the couch.

After a brisk prelude, a panorama of New York appears on TV, with the words SNL27, indicating that today is the twenty-seventh season of Weekend Night Live.

At the beginning of the program, a middle-aged man in a silver-gray suit and a wig made a serious speech in non-standard English, and the content of the speech ranged from the American economy to the military.

Seeing this scene, Hathaway couldn't help laughing, this posture was completely imitating the gesture of George W. Bush (George W. Bush) when he was elected president of the United States, and in the end, the middle-aged man took off his wig and said with a straight face: "The above content is pure nonsense, the following is a live broadcast from New York, and it is Saturday night!" ”

The TV screen constantly changes scenes in this rhythmic melody, and each picture is the whole picture of the New York night, and each resident cast of "Weekend Night Live" is introduced in turn.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Leonardo DiCaprio!! ”

To the accompaniment of the band, a man in a black jacket came out of the curtain very handsomely.

"Wow! leo！ It's really Leo! ”

Seeing Leonardo, Hathaway jumped up from the couch and excitedly approached the TV, as if she wanted to get into the TV screen.

“thaknyou！”

Standing in the middle of the stage, Leonardo smiled and waved, waiting for the scene to be a little quieter before saying, "It's such an honor to host Weekend Night Live, it's so cool to be here." And let me dress like this, I think the next version of James Bond will be me. ”

This short and humorous opening remark caused the audience to burst into laughter.

"Some of you may know me through a boat, and some of you may know me through a duck, but, I think, most of you must know me through Rose's **, oh, you must be envious that I am the painter."

"Hahaha"

The atmosphere of the scene exploded all of a sudden, Hathaway felt a little hot in her lower abdomen after hearing this slightly colored joke, if Leo was by her side, then thinking of this, Hathaway's eyes were charming when she watched TV.

The scale of "Weekend Night Live" is very large, and there are often topics that are inappropriate for children.

After Leonardo's presentation ended, a sitcom scene appeared on TV, which is the most characteristic part of the show, performed collaboratively by a fixed cast. This time the scene is a flight, and SNL's resident cast members are all seated in their seats and ready to go.

"I can't believe the holiday is over."

"yes, now we're going back to our hometown in Hawaii."

The actors were chatting and doing their own things.

At this moment, a flight attendant pushed open the curtain and walked in, and when the flight attendant raised her head, everyone screamed in horror.

“oh－mygod！”

Hathaway also opened her mouth in surprise when she saw the appearance of this flight attendant, where is this flight attendant, this is obviously Leonardo. She wore a wig, lipstick, eyeliner, a uniform skirt, forehead, and stockings.

Looking at this heavy-tasting flight attendant, Hathaway's tears were about to burst into laughter.

"Passengers, please sit in your seat and fasten your seatbelts, because the journey is going to be a bit bumpy."

Leonardo appeared for only a few tens of seconds, and after saying this, he lifted the curtain and walked out.

"Oh, why do I feel a little scared to wear a seat belt, and now that the economy is depressed enough to go to Thailand to find a clerk?"

This is Jimmy Fallon, one of the resident actors, who is already a veteran actor, so he is very skillful in this performance, and his unique comedic action also attracts a lot of laughter.

At that moment, the curtain was lifted again.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's me again."

Leonardo appeared on the movie screen again, although he had been mentally prepared before, but seeing Leonardo's dress again, Hathaway still covered his stomach and laughed, this kind of appearance is really funny, and the special object is still a handsome guy like Leonardo.

"The pilot just informed me that the flight was going to be hit with a violent vortex, and he said it was terrible, oh, sorry, very scary."

Leonardo deliberately lowered his voice when he said this, and then suddenly changed his tone and continued: "But don't panic, everyone, the captain told me that the pilot was just scared. ”

"Hahaha"

Hearing Leonardo's later words, there was a burst of laughter from the audience, and the pilots were all frightened, this method of comforting the passengers was too bad.

Leonardo walked out again, and within a few seconds, he lifted the curtain again.

"Please be quiet, the pilot just told me that he will do everything he can to control the plane, but if he can't control it, everyone is not allowed to go crazy!"

After saying that, Leonardo blinked lightly and kissed the passenger.

"Oh, that's a cheap expression, but I love him to death."

Female fans who are obsessed with celebrities are crazy, and Hathaway is immersed in that fantasy after seeing Leonardo's flying kiss, men fantasize about women, and so do women.

"By the way, I have one more thing to say, and that is that the pilot is already crying, and he is fed up with these disobedient buttons."

After speaking, Leonardo waved his hand helplessly, and at this moment, a work card fell out of Leonardo's hand sleeve.

"Oh, what's that?"

Picked up the work card, and the camera gave it to this certificate.

"Pilot, Leonardo?"

Reading word by word, Leonardo scratched his head in confusion.

"Why is this name so familiar? Oh, why does the person in this picture look so much like me? What the hell am I"

Before Leonardo could finish his words, a girl's voice was heard from the speaker: "Oh my God, what the hell is going on? Where's my clothes? What about pilots? Oh my God, help."

This part of the content ends like this, an advertisement, so that the audience can calm down their emotions. Next up is the part of the musical guests, and this episode is guest Mister Sen.

When he returned to the show, Xiansen had already appeared on stage, and behind him was a rock band of more than ten people.

I saw Xiansen wearing a pink suit, a broom head, and then holding an electric guitar and singing loudly.

This is a song from the Pink Floyd band's "Dark Side of the Moon" album.

After a song, the response at the scene was very average, and Hathaway in front of the TV also changed the program several times during this period.

After coming down from the stage, thinking of the reaction on the scene just now and the reaction when Leonardo came on the stage, Xiansen couldn't help but be depressed, what about the gimmick? What about the good publicity? Dare to love yourself is here to make soy sauce! Thinking of this, Xiansen felt as if he had really been sold by that hateful woman

[Note: It's not irrigation, each chapter of melon seeds is related to the later plot.] 】

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