Chapter 367: Joy Zen

It was a dexterous dagger. With a hint of cold coolness, like a dexterous poisonous snake, it circled around Han Yu, looking for an opportunity to devour him.

Han Yu had nothing in his hands, so he had no choice but to keep retreating, and when he saw that the dagger was about to catch up, Han Yu suddenly paused.

He fished back with his right hand, and the Mo knife that had just been picked up happened to fall into his hand. The corners of his mouth hooked, his body jumped backwards violently, and he turned in a circle in mid-air, with the huge inertia of his body, the Mo knife in his hand with a fierce chill and murderous aura, from the bottom up, slashed at the owner of the dagger!

While!

The chasing dagger collided with Han Yu's Mo knife, Han Yu leaned forward slightly, thinking that he could launch a counterattack this time, but he might as well the other party rolled his body, constantly rolling his body on the ground, and the dagger turned into a piece of knife light to protect his body, like a hedgehog full of daggers, launching a series of attacks towards him.

A wry smile appeared at the corner of Han Yu's mouth, and the Mo knife in his hand, which should have been used as a killing weapon, was forced to jump delicately, blocking back and forth, blocking all attacks from his body!

However, it is okay for a short time, but after a long time, it is inevitable that there will be omissions!

With a snort, the figure on the ground bounced up and stabbed him in the chest and abdomen from the side, and Han Yu only had time to suck his abdomen and shrink his chest before he was stabbed with a dagger.

The cold blade pressed against his skin, evoking a shiver of chill.

Han Yu's body fell down suddenly, and with a bang, the dagger cut the clothes on his chest! But at the moment of falling, Han Yu had already kicked out, hitting the opponent's hand holding the dagger.

The owner of the dagger snorted and took four or five steps back. The dagger came out of his hand, and it shot out five or six meters, and then it fell to the ground with a thud.

Han Yu stood up, clapped his hands and said, "Hey, don't fight, don't fight!" ”

"What's wrong, boss? Iron Hand, this kid is best at his kung fu, don't you practice with him? Hu Lai said with a smile.

"This kid is reluctant to use all his strength, when he kills with a knife, he only uses half of his strength, what's the point of this fight?" Han Yu glared at Ma Wenquan opposite.

Ma Wenquan gasped slightly, fine sweat was already covering his forehead, and it was steaming as if he had just been fished out of the water. He shook the wrist that had just been kicked by Han Yu, and said embarrassedly: "I have done my best, if it were the boss and you changed back to the handy Tiance, I would have lost a long time ago!" ”

"! Why didn't you slash it horizontally when you stabbed it just now? Han Yu said angrily.

"Boss, he's letting you!" Hu Lai smiled, fearing that the world would not be chaotic and said: "If you don't enjoy it, how about I play two more games with you?" It just so happens that my hands are a little itchy......"

"Excuse me, look at your blue eyes, what time did you do your best last night?" Han Yubai glanced at him, he drank too much wine yesterday, and he had a little headache when he got up, so he called Ma Wenquan to play together, sweating to relieve the pain in his head, but he didn't specifically look for someone to have a good time: "The waist is still soft, right?" ”

"Huh? Is it green? Iron hand, do you see that my eye circles are really blue? Hu Lai was taken aback.

Ma Wenquan glanced at him, then nodded and said, "It's green!" ”

"Damn, no, I only made three last night, and I didn't even get on the two in line, I'm just afraid that you will see it......" Speaking of this, he put down his hand touching his face, glared at him and said: "I'll wipe it, boss, you lied to me ......"

"You're cheating on us, aren't you? I saw that you drank a lot last night, and you still looked blushing and heartbeating, and you might get drunk at any time, and your feelings were all performed for us to see? Han Yu said unhappily.

"No, boss, I'm mainly afraid of getting you all drunk, you see, don't you have a headache when you and Iron Hand get up now? If you let me have fun, hehe, if it's not a monk, I won't give the boss your face, let's talk big, just the amount of alcohol you and Tie Shou have here, it's really not good. I think I started drinking when I was three years old, and after I was seven years old, I was an invincible Shaolin player, and the whole Shaolin went up to the halls to preside, and down to the temples of each room, where no one knows......"

"Didn't you say last time that you entered Shaolin at the age of three and learned art?" Ma Wenquan interrupted him and said, "Shaolin Temple also allows drinking? ”

"Hey, the layman, right? The first thing I learned after I visited the teacher was drinking. Hu Lai said with a smile: "I tell you, abiding by the rules and precepts is all about the outer hall, anyway, I have never taboo this, the Buddha said, the wine is empty, since it is empty, then drink it, play it, what's it?" If you provoke the monks and I am still vulgar, see where they can find a disciple with wisdom roots like me! ”

"Damn, I knew that I would be a monk too!" Ma Wenquan was dumbfounded when he heard this, and couldn't help but pull the towel next to him, and scolded while wiping his sweat!

Han Yu couldn't help but shake his head again and again, the goods here are too narcissistic! He exhaled and said, "Monk, I didn't say you, it's no problem for you to like to find women here, but everything has to have a degree, right?" Three in one night, you think you're a superman with your pants on the outside? The body here is the capital of the revolution, you have to flow for a long time, don't think it's the sea when you see a watery one, and you can't bear to come out when you plunge into it! ”

"Hehe, he's reluctant to come out, he clearly hasn't left!" Ma Wenquan wiped his hands and said with a smile.

Hu Lai sat on the sofa and pulled his neck and shouted: "Boss, Tie Shou, you are wronging our monk by saying this, do you think I want to?" But who asked me to practice the Buddha of Joy! Alas, other men want their time to be longer, but I have to pray for my Buddha's blessing to make our time shorter! ”

"Three, that's the limit, you don't want me to find one, and then the next day it's a corpse, right? That's terrifying! Amitabha, sin and sin ......"

Seeing what he said seriously, Ma Wenquan pouted and smiled, and went to take a bath, just sweating. Han Yu couldn't help but laugh and said, "Okay, okay, if you don't brag for a day, you will die!" ”

"Amitabha, monks don't speak!" Hu Lai's suddenly became solemn, but unfortunately, his valuable suit here really ruined his Zen. Hu Lai also pulled his clothes a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Boss, do you believe that the Buddha will really be jealous?" ”

"What do you mean?"

"Heaven and earth are yin and yang, day and night alternate. The essence of the world here is two, not one. Taoists say it's called Tai Chi, and my Buddhists call it Zhenru! Since the world is dual, if you want to break it, how can you only know one and not the other? The so-called difference between men and women, the difference between yin and yang, is just that the later rulers imposed on the Buddha and Taoism in order to facilitate their own rule, which is a false theory and a fallacy! ”

"In fact, Taoism has the art of the house, the folk have the emperor's internal scriptures, my Buddhism also has the joy of Zen, and my major is the joy of yin and yang!"

Han Yu blinked: "Oh, you can't be talking about a picture of spring, right?" ”

"Poof, ahem!" The monk said that he was thirsty, and as soon as he picked up the cup and poured it into his mouth, he coughed again and again when he heard the words: "It's still a picture of summer!" I'm talking about the art of the room, the kind of knowledge that enables both men and women to reach an ethereal realm, it is knowledge, it is science, it is the combination of philosophy and the classics of Buddhism by our ancestors, it is the supreme spiritual treasure that we need to inherit, it is the most precious spiritual and scientific wealth in the world, it is the ......"

"Alright, alright, I know, it's a treasure, don't talk about it, and besides, it's going to be the greatest discovery of mankind to date!" Han Yu hurriedly waved his hand to stop it, and said with a wry smile.

Seeing that Han Yu still didn't seem to believe it, Hu Lai hurriedly said, "Boss, don't believe it!" When I was young, I didn't understand anything, but I was tricked by the master into practicing this thing, and although it is not perfect now, it is free to send and receive in that regard! ”

"Really?"

"Do you think I look like I have a fake look here?" Hu Lai sighed in a low voice and said: "Hey, sometimes the anger is a little bigger, but the master said that this thing can not only take the way of bliss in sexual affairs, but also prolong life, if the woman learns this thing, she can also beautify her beauty!" ”

"Come on, why don't you say that it will cure all diseases?" Han Yu said with a smile.

"Boss, when did my monk lie to you?" Hu Lai's eyes widened, and he said: "Now science has proved that XO, where both sides of harmony can climb to the extreme, is the most conducive to human physical and mental health." But this is only proof that they are only staying in the theoretical stage, but the Buddha of Joy in my Buddhism already has a whole set of systems! ”

Han Yu glanced him up and down, and saw that his face was full of rare seriousness, which really didn't look like he was joking. I couldn't help but feel a move in my heart, this is a man, how to say it, the pursuit of strength is a kind of nature.

And this strength includes both the pursuit of self-worth, social value, that is, the legendary career, and the spiritual, for example, women.

Some people say that men conquer women by conquering the world, which is naturally a kind of enthusiasm for men's pursuit of careers, but on the other hand, it also reveals a lack of self-confidence. In some ways, women are inherently superior to men in bed! So, they are conquering the world by conquering men.

And men, who have the ambition to conquer the world, have to surrender to women in the end, which has to be said to be a helpless sadness. Because whether it is strong or not in that aspect is related to physical fitness, it is not necessarily proportional. Think about the princes and generals in ancient times, how many fierce men were born because of the cheating of women in the backyard?

The operation in the room was born from the historical environment of this great species. So, throughout history, that's what happened, to put it simply, was the process of men and women conquering each other.

And now, this aspect is even more important, in the past, women had secular laws pressed there, and they could still compromise and ask for everything or two, but now, if you can't satisfy her, she will dare to divorce you!

Besides, there is also a man's face involved here! Come to think of it, no matter where a man wants to hear his woman beg for mercy, saying that my husband is no longer good, not my husband, is it okay? I'm not comfortable yet......

"Ahem," Han Yu coughed dryly, paused for a moment before slowly saying, "Monk, I don't know what kind of joy Zen you have here, can you spread it?" I mean, there are quite a few brothers in the community, and as you know, he might be a little bit overwhelmed, but if you spread the word, I think their backyard will be a lot safer! ”

PS: Send flowers to the children's shoes, there will be my tantric great joy of the true scriptures, help Er in the future to be the king in the room, the majestic wind is eternal, cough cough, the little wolf seems to be evil......