Chapter 5: The Fox Fake the Tiger
The same military uniform, different epaulettes, Wu Ming's major epaulettes, Zhuge Dachang's captain's epaulettes, the two accepted Xu Guohao's appointment together and became the instructors of the new dragon tooth squad.
The members of the newly established dragon tooth squad are no longer the elite elites of one in a hundred, but some new recruits with smart brains and strong plasticity, and the number of them has also expanded from the original ten to twenty people, they mainly come to Beijing to study in the military academy, and usually arrange less training, and the training work of the two instructors is very easy, and they can dry five days of nets by fishing for two days.
The times are advancing, science and technology are advancing, Yanlong intends to use a new concept to build an alternative decapitation squad, a high-tech combat squad, decapitation does not have to rush into the enemy headquarters, only need a precise positioning, friendly aircraft artillery can help you complete the decapitation.
Of course, paying attention to science and technology does not mean giving up personal skills, if even ten farmers with hoes can't beat it, what is it called? It's pretty much the same to call it a bastard squad.
Wu Ming, Zhuge Dachang and antiques, the three of them are not optimistic about this new dragon tooth team, they think that relying too much on high technology is a very fatal weakness, such as when the radar and other instruments are not good in rainy days, do you go home together to collect clothes?
What should I do if the radar positioning system is wrong and gives a wrong point of attack? It doesn't matter if you can't complete the decapitation, what if you blow up an ally? How about being a little more unlucky to blow yourself up? Where to cry in Lord Yama?
The person who proposed this concept and became the new dragon tooth squad leader is no longer an antique, but a person that Wu Ming hates very much, Fang Huaming, if he knew in advance that it was him, Wu Ming would not have taken over the task of this instructor at all, but it is a pity that it is difficult to buy and know earlier.
The wood has been completed, it is difficult to collect the water, the military order is signed, and the ten cows can't be brought back, Wu Ming was just a little depressed, and he didn't take it too seriously, Zhuge Dachang, who put on the military uniform again, cried with joy, he didn't want to sweep away his brother's interest.
"Sangui! Do you know what this is? Zhuge Dachang pointed to the instrument on the car with an excited face, and without waiting for Wu Ming to answer, he introduced himself: "This is our latest on-board radar ...... in China."
Wu Ming, the co-pilot, reminded: "Be careful, it's almost a red light." ”
"I know, it's okay......" Zhuge Dachang continued to talk with enthusiasm, "It is worthy of the No. 1 car, the defense level of this car is at least A-level, theoretically we can withstand the light tank with one shot......"
Wu Mingyouyou interrupted: "I just want to know, what will happen if a brick falls from the sky and hits the cloak glass?" ”
"Uh...... It's still going to crack! ”
"We should ask Commander Xu for a tank."
Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "You should still ask for a few more beauties, and then ask for tens of millions of bills or something......
"Why?"
"He won't give it to you, let you have a good time."
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When the traffic jam becomes a habit, people have gradually adapted to it, anyway, it is useless to break the bladder, most people have chosen to be a little restless, and start to call as soon as the traffic jam starts, listen to songs and watch movies......
Zhuge Dachang was a little depressed, and there was a feeling in his heart that heroes were useless, after all, the opportunity to drive the No. 1 car was not available at any time, and he wanted to try the performance of the No. 1 car, but he encountered a traffic jam.
Endocrine disorders are blocked at every turn, and the traffic in big cities is really infuriating!
Several steel dragons driving side by side moved forward little by little, and the sound of beeping horns resounded throughout the city avenue, Zhuge Dachang was already angry in his heart, but a Porsche coupe in front of him didn't know what was wrong, and the cars on both sides were moving forward, only it was motionless, as if it was an old monk who had settled down.
"Damn!" Zhuge Dachang roared, honked the horn a few times, and scolded: "What kind of plane, why don't you move?" ”
"Did you fall asleep in a traffic jam?"
"Beep......
Zhuge Dachang continued to honk the horn wildly, venting the dissatisfaction in his heart, the car in front finally reacted, the driver's window was lowered, a chubby hand stretched out, and skillfully compared a middle finger, but the car still did not drive forward.
The move sparked outrage, with horns of condemnation ringing out.
Zhuge Dachang blinked his eyes and said coldly: "Looking for a draw, right?" ”
Wu Ming said bluntly: "Bump into it and teach him a lesson." ”
"Isn't it okay?"
"Don't you want to buy a house?"
Zhuge Dachang's eyes lit up, the opportunity to knock on the bamboo has come, I don't know what it's like to be a fox and a fake tiger? With this thought in mind, he grinned, stepped on the accelerator lightly, and the military car slammed into it, and with a bang, the Porsche coupe trembled.
The collision was not heavy, but the move was undoubtedly very pleasant! The people blocking behind the Porsche coupe couldn't help but applaud, a fat woman dressed brightly screamed and jumped out of the coupe, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other, how could it be a woman? They have a bad feeling in their hearts.
Sure enough, it was a fat woman with long hair, short knowledge, and domineering who got out of the car and rushed to the military car and yelled, not taking Yanlong No. 1 car in her eyes at all, to be exact, she didn't know the person represented by this special license plate at all.
The two sides negotiated privately, and finally lost 18,000, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are gray and flashing, and the big people who go out on patrol in micro-clothes on TV are often beaten all over the ground by small ruffians who have no beads to find their teeth, and those who don't know are always fearless.
Don't think that you are noble, you can only kneel when you encounter someone who doesn't know the goods.
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In the restaurant on the second floor of the five-star hotel, Wu Ming was casual, Zhuge Dachang and antiques were light green short-sleeved military uniforms, and after sitting down and ordering food, the three of them talked.
"Squad leader, why don't you bring a few more friends over?"
The antique shrugged his shoulders and said casually, "I came directly from the army." ”
"It's too urgent to call now."
"Don't call it, I don't have many friends in the capital who can drink together, let's eat for the three of us!"
"That's good."
It didn't take long for the dishes to be served, and the three of them were not polite, so they moved the chopsticks directly.
Zhuge Dachang scooped a bowl of soup first, there was a piece of bark-like stuff in the soup, he put it in his mouth and chewed it twice before spitting it out, pouting and muttering, "What is it?" It's like a sanitary napkin that a woman hasn't used. ”
Wu Ming and antiques heard a lot, this sentence seems to be quite informative?
"Brother Pig? Do you generally braise or steam? ”
"What braised steamed?"
"Sanitary napkins!"
"Ahem...... Zhuge Dachang was choked and coughed, "What do you kid say about this?" ”
Wu Ming smiled and whispered, "Didn't you chew a piece of something just now and say it looks like a sanitary napkin?" ”
"It's just a metaphor."
"It's a metaphor to be experienced, right?" Wu Ming covered his mouth and snickered: "Brother pig! I found that your taste seems to be several grades higher than ours, not at all on the same level, we are still stuck at the point of eating whole grains, you have already eaten sanitary napkins. ”
"Eat your sister!"
"Is two boxes a month enough?"
"Get out!" Zhuge Dachang scolded with a smile: "You only ate two boxes of sanitary napkins." ”
Wu Ming's eyebrows jumped, and he smiled, "How is it?" Would you like to order a pack to accompany the drink? ”
The antique raised his hand in cooperation and pretended to shout: "Waiter, put on sanitary napkins, and sauerkraut by the way." ”
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The three of them teased each other, ate and drank to catch up on the old days, and ate very happily at a meal, eating from more than six o'clock to more than ten o'clock, the antiques drank a little high, and seemed to be a little drifting when walking, Wu Ming called to help him find a substitute driver, and then a group of three people came to the hotel's open-air parking lot.
"Where's your car?"
The antique took out the alarm and pressed it, but he didn't hear any sound, and was dumbfounded: "Uh......"
"You won't be stolen, will you?"
"Let's look for it first?" Zhuge Dachang said: "Squad leader, do you remember where to stop?" ”
The antique said with a big tongue: "That's ......"
"What's the color of your car?"
"Black."
The entire parking lot is close to the size of a football field, and there are at least two or three hundred cars parked, due to the lack of light, most of the cars are dark, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang have a little headache, and the three of them began to look for one car after another.
When he found the center of the parking lot, Wu Ming noticed a little situation, two sneaky people not far away were unloading tires with tools, if they were not repairing the car, they should be stealing tires?
Steal it! Anyway, there are so many rich bastards here, who loves them is unlucky, Wu Ming intends to turn a blind eye to the behavior of his peers robbing the rich and helping the poor, and the antiques also found a thief, he grabbed Wu Ming's clothes and asked seriously: "As soldiers in the new era, what should we do when we see someone doing evil?" ”
Wu Ming thought about it for two seconds, and said seriously: "Silently turn around and walk away." ”
"Sangui! You're naughty again. ”
"What are you doing?" Antique roared.
The two thieves were so frightened that they immediately dropped their tools and fled wildly, the antique wanted to catch up, Wu Ming grabbed him and shouted: "Don't chase, such a petty thief will not be sentenced if caught, let them go!" ”
"Let's go!" The antique of the old road and the hot intestine walked towards the car with the tires removed, "Let's go over and have a look." ”
"Don't look at it, just call the security guard to deal with it later......" Wu Ming grabbed the enthusiastic antique and said, "Let's find your car first!" The person who is the substitute driver may be almost there. ”
The antique did not object, but as soon as he walked to the side of the car that had been removed from the tire, he suddenly exploded and scolded: "Damn! ”
"What's wrong?"
"This car belongs to Lao Tzu!"
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The two little thieves have long since disappeared, and it is almost impossible to catch up with and arrest people, so they can only curse people for a few words, but this is still difficult to eliminate the hatred in the heart of the antique, and he also wants to stab a villain again and slap it hard.
Wu Ming and the others did not call the police, but only notified the security guards, of course, they notified the security guards in order to find free labor.
"Don't be angry, you didn't lose your tires, and you also earned a few tools, and a thousand gold items are worth tonight's dinner."
"Huh! So I earned it? ”
"Of course!"
The antique immediately took out his mobile phone and said happily: "I want to report this good news to Xiaomei, lest she always say that I will only lose money." ”
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