There are very few naturally red-haired people in this world, it is said that only the Nordic people have red-haired genes in their blood, and Wu Ming only has a natural red-haired man in his memory, a man who is not inferior to a gopher in appearance, and Hania, the gopher's teacher.

Chania, this is an angel's name, representing the beauty of God, he is one of the instructors of Wu Ming and others, has a strange and beautiful red hair, is good at arranging camouflage traps, as well as making bombs, only the gopher alone has learned his skills, and out of the blue, Wu Ming has only learned the skin, and can only barely make and dismantle simple bombs.

Sky Eagle and the others all knew that Wu Ming was the first person to blow up the high wall and escape from the devil's base, but they didn't know that the bombs that blew up the wall were not made by Wu Ming, but all by gophers.

Strictly speaking, the gopher is the first person who has the ability to escape from the base, but unfortunately he doesn't have the guts, but it is the bomb he made that helps Zero blow up the wall again and again to escape from the base, if Zero climbed the high wall for the first time, there may be no name Wu Ming today.

The gopher is one year younger than Wu Ming, when he first entered the base, he was very thin and timid, and often couldn't grab food, once he was hungry for three days, in order to survive, he crawled to the place where the food was distributed, but he had no strength to fight for food, he could only cry in despair, just when his vision was blurred, a little boy with a screwdriver came up to him and handed out a piece of dirty black bread......

It was this life-saving grace that Zero became the most respected person in the gopher's heart, although he never said it in his mouth, but in his heart, Zero has always been his eldest brother and the only person he trusts in this world.

Until now, the gopher's personality is still timid and cautious, and he usually acts very low-key, and he will only get up when he argues with the eagle and others, otherwise he will always be gentle and harmless.

In a café in Zhonghai Film and Television Base, two men sat under an open-air parasol and drank coffee elegantly.

"Don't you kid have a lot of eyeliner, don't you? Can't really find out anything? ”

"When did I lie to you?" The gopher shook his head helplessly and said, "If the person who sent the alarm clock is really Teacher Chania, then he shouldn't be alone." ”

"That old boy is just like you, he is less daring than a mouse...... Wu Ming sneered unceremoniously: "If he really came, it means that the sniper man is also here." ”

"Chadsir, you say?"

"Nonsense."

Wu Ming's mind drifted away again, I don't know if it was a coincidence, the most proud disciples of the two beautiful male instructors are also beautiful men, and even their temperaments and personalities are very close, the biggest difference is that the two beautiful male instructors are like friends, but the sky eagle and the gopher are natural enemies.

Among the eight instructors, Wu Ming's biggest headache is Hania, to be precise, the bomb he made, the time bomb he made would even be deterred by top bomb disposal experts, but fortunately, there is one person who can restrain him, that is, his best student gopher.

However, both the bomb man and the sniper man are people who like to hide in the shadows and do things, and Chania is a master of disguise, he is not only good at camouflage traps, but also good at disguising himself, that is, he is good at disguise, which is currently trickier.

It's been three days since he received the alarm clock, and Wu Ming didn't want to come to the set for fear of affecting the crew, but just yesterday, Xiaobai's crew received a gift box, which also contained an alarm clock.

I don't know what tricks the enemy hiding in the shadows wants to play, but the crew seems to be involved? Wu Ming felt that he couldn't help it, so he dragged a few men from his family to squat near the set early in the morning and waited.

After being stunned for a while, Wu Ming came back to his senses and pressed the walkie-talkie headset, and asked routinely, "Did you find a suspicious person?" ”

The four-eyed Yi said excitedly: "I haven't found anything." ”

The doctor yawned and said, "I don't have it on my side." ”

The elephant said lightly: "No." ”

"Oh!" Wu Ming answered, and lazily ordered: "You guys be careful to hide, and if you find someone with red hair appearing, notify me immediately." ”

As soon as Wu Ming's words fell, his four eyes shouted excitedly: "Boss, I found a red-headed person." ”

Hearing the words of the four eyes, the two coffee-drinking men jumped up like lightning, like arrows from the string, and looked like crazy people who had no money to settle the bill and run the bill, but the fact is that they did not pay.

The owner of the café was a little old man, he was stunned for a moment, and said quietly: "People who wear gold Rolex can actually run orders, and there are really everyone in this world." ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! ”

The little old man roared at the waiter: "It's your sister, why don't you chase after it?" ”

After the male waiter ran out in a panic, a waitress whispered: "Just two cups of coffee, there's no need to chase, right?" ”

The little old man scolded: "You know a fart! If you don't chase it, what if others often come to our store to eat overlord meals in the future? Lost your pads? ”

"I was wrong."

"Humph!" The little old man ran into the kitchen angrily, and soon ran out with two kitchen knives, and then ran out of the door in a murderous manner, shouting as he ran: "The boy who eats the overlord's meal, take your life." ”

Watching the boss rush out with a kitchen knife, several waiters looked at each other, and the two tables of guests in the café quietly touched their wallets, secretly relieved, the owner of this shop is too cruel, he just drank two cups of coffee and didn't give money, how can it feel like his wife was sleeping with someone?

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According to the satellite positioning given by the four eyes, Wu Ming and the gopher ran into a small alley of the film and television base, and soon, a demonic red hair appeared in front of them, but how could the red-haired owner have a round and plump fart?

Seems to be a woman? It's supposed to be disguised, right? Wu Ming raised his speed to the extreme, rushed forward like lightning and threw the red-haired woman who was strolling leisurely to the ground, the red-haired woman let out a terrible scream, and shouted for help in English while struggling: "Help......

"Old boy, the woman's voice pretends to be quite like ......" Wu Ming turned the red-haired woman around, and after brushing her hair to see her face clearly, he exclaimed: "Damn! The face is completely changed. ”

The red-haired woman couldn't understand Wu Ming's Arabic, so she begged for mercy in English: "Please let me go......"

"Do you think that by taking on the face of a woman, you can hide it from me? Can your face be disguised, can your boobs be fine? Wu Ming showed a hint of sarcasm on his face, and with one move, Shuanglong went out to sea to grab the breasts of the red-haired beauty, and after pinching it hard, he was dumbfounded, and said bluntly: "Eh! In order to pretend to be a woman, your sacrifice is too great, right? Actually went for breast augmentation? ”

"Zero?"

"What?"

The gopher wiped his sweat and said weakly: "She was originally a woman, right?" ”

“…………”

One sentence woke up the person in my dream, and made me lose my soul, Wu Ming hurriedly got up from the red-haired beauty, wanted to slip away but couldn't find a way out, and the onlookers had already surrounded the three of them.

When playing hooligans on the street, normal people don't have the courage to do this, after all, it is a film and television base, and people who watched the excitement before thought it was filming, but later observed that there was no camera, and then they were shocked to realize that someone was playing hooligans.

is so bold, he dares to molest a woman from a good family on the street, and he is such a beautiful foreign chick, it is really a great crime, unforgivable, and the onlookers are excited, fortunately they did not take the lead in the eldest brother to come forward, otherwise something would have happened a long time ago.

"Huh...... Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding......" Wu Ming smiled dryly at the people around him, then looked at the red-haired beauty sitting on the ground with his chest covered, and said in English with low eyebrows: "I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person." ”

If an apology is useful, what do you want the police to do? The police who heard the news squeezed through the crowd and walked in, and just like that, Wu Ming was taken back to the police station in the jurisdiction on suspicion of hooliganism.

In the police station of the jurisdiction, in the interrogation room, the female policeman said in broken English: "Miss, slow, I don't understand." ”

The red-haired beauty pointed to Wu Ming, who was there with the old god, and slowed down her speech and said: "I was walking on the street, he rushed up and threw me down, I don't know what he said, he touched my chest." ”

The male officer looked at the female officer and asked, "What did she say?" ”

The policewoman smiled bitterly: "I don't speak English well, her English is fast and not standard, I really can't understand it." ”

Wu Ming's eyes rolled and he whispered: "She means that she accepted my apology, and she didn't blame me for letting me go." ”

The policewoman asked, "Really? Did she really say that? ”

"I don't believe you ask yourself."

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Taking advantage of the silence of the two policemen, Wu Ming looked at the red-haired beauty and quickly said in English: "They can't understand your words, so they ask you to describe what happened with your body language, and they want to know how I touched your breasts." ”

"Why?"

Wu Mingxu said matter-of-factly: "The laws of our country stipulate that lightly touching a woman's chest is not indecent. ”

The red-haired beauty said indignantly, "You pinched my boobs hard." ”

"But they don't understand."

The red-haired beauty gritted her teeth, walked to Wu Ming's side in a few steps, grabbed his hand and pressed it on her chest, Wu Ming pinched it twice, and the red-haired beauty looked at the two policemen and said indignantly: "Have you seen it clearly?" That's how he touched my boobs? ”

Wu Ming looked at the two stunned policemen and said innocently, "Have you seen it clearly?" She didn't mind me touching her boobs. ”

The foreign devil is really open, the female policeman secretly snorted, and the male police officer always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong, so he said helplessly: "Since this is the case, you can all go." ”

Wu Ming stood up and said to the red-haired beauty, "The officer said we could go." ”

"Shet!" The red-haired beauty was puzzled, she pointed at Wu Ming, and said angrily: "He insulted me, why can he leave?" ”

"She scolded you for being a second force."

The male officer said angrily: "You told her to get out of here." ”

Wu Ming greeted: "The police officer said that if you don't leave, I will accuse you of insulting the police, which is a very serious crime in our Huaxia." ”

The red-haired beauty secretly raised a middle finger, then opened the door and stomped away, while Wu Ming whistled out of the door, curiosity flashed in the eyes of the gopher who had been waiting outside the door, and asked, "Are you okay?" ”

"What can I do, just touch a foreign girl's boobs twice, a big fart, can you still arrest me and shut me down?"

Is this called a big deal of? The gopher once again saw the strength of Zero, and he didn't know what to say, Wu Ming was calm on the surface, but in fact, he was secretly relieved in his heart, if there was a policeman who had passed the fourth level of English here today, he would definitely kneel.

In which years, people who have not passed CET-4 in English and do not have a degree certificate......