The moon is bright and clean, and tonight is indeed a full moon night.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Jiang Shi and Jiang Xiaoxi's bedroom lights were turned off one after another. Yu Zhiqing sat on Jiang Li's bed reading a book, and Jiang Li sat on the matza with his eyes closed to recuperate, waiting for his parents to fall asleep, and then went out to the mountain.

After a while, Jiang Li estimated that his parents were asleep, Huo Ran got up, waved his hand to Yu Zhiqing, and said, "Okay, you can sleep in peace, I will go out to the mountain now to look for medicinal herbs!" ”

"Uh...... Are you really going? Not kidding? Yu Zhiqing asked in surprise.

From beginning to end, she thought that Jiang Li was fooling herself, this guy probably wanted to take advantage of herself while she was asleep, and she was ready to give him a kick in her heart, even if she didn't let him cut off her children and grandchildren, let him know how powerful this girl was, who knew that this guy really wanted to go out!

"yes, you think I'm joking?" Jiang Li picked up the flashlight from the bed and said solemnly.

Yu Zhiqing had a confused expression on her face: "In the middle of the night, you go to the mountains alone, aren't you afraid of death?" What if I encounter a beast? ”

Women are timid by nature, although Yu Zhiqing is good at kung fu, she is indifferent to the fierce killer; But there is an instinctive fear of the unknown mountains.

Jiang Li smiled: "It's okay, it's okay, in that case, you can remarry." ”

"Bastard! People are talking seriously to you, what kind of jokes! Yu Zhiqing was a little furious.

Jiang Li was stunned: "Uh...... Beautiful women can also burst into foul language, this, this, this is too unscientific! ”

"It's all forced by you!" Yu Zhiqing snorted coldly.

Jiang Li smiled evilly: "Okay, it's all mine, it's all mine!" It's mine! ”

Yu Zhiqing didn't hear that Jiang Li's pronunciation was wrong, and she had already stolen the forced word to change the pillar, and the meaning was already 108,000 miles away. Snorted: "Hmph, you forced it!" ”

Yu Zhiqing got up from the bed as she spoke, pulled out her suitcase from under the bed, looked for it, and the things she took out were two pistols!

Jiang Li was taken aback, and hurriedly used a flashlight to protect the vital point: "Damn, what are you going to do?" Murder of your own husband? Even if I say a bad word, you can't kill me, can you? ”

Yu Zhiqing couldn't help but laugh when she saw Jiang Li's nervous appearance, "Look at you who are nervous, I still have to ask you for a salary, why kill you?" I'm afraid that if you meet a wild beast on the mountain and eat it alive, no one will pay me!" ”

"Next!" After Yu Zhiqing finished speaking, she threw a pistol to Jiang Li.

Jiang Li was overjoyed, with this thing, he was simply like a tiger. I haven't used it before, but I've never eaten pork and never seen a pig run? Point the gun at the enemy, pull the trigger and you're done!

He weighed it in his hand and asked, "Where did you get this thing?" Will I be sent to jail for illegal possession of a firearm? ”

Yu Zhiqing glared at Jiang Li: "Have you ever seen that bodyguard without a gun?" Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid, won't you use it secretly? I asked you to take it to the Public Security Bureau to charge? ”

As he spoke, he threw Jiang Li a black metal object and said, "This is a muffler, which is put on the barrel of the gun, and it will reduce the sound to a minimum." Alright, that's it, come back safely. I haven't been paid yet! ”

Jiang Li put the muffler on the barrel of the gun, and there was nothing to be afraid of with this thing. Grinning: "Hehe...... The daughter-in-law is so good, it seems that in your heart, you are still reluctant to let your husband drop, okay, I'm leaving, you follow me and plug in the latch! ”

Yu Zhiqing scoffed: "Cut, don't stink and be beautiful, I'm reluctant to pay." Give me back the gun when you come back......"

Walking out of the courtyard, Jiang Li was in a happy mood. It's not because of the weapon to defend herself, but because of Yu Zhiqing's change in her attitude towards herself. It's not so cold anymore, and it's a joke occasionally. This made Jiang Li see the hope of one day bringing her into the **.

"What's the saying? Only the kung fu is deep, and the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle! Only those who are willing to work hard, sooner or later your people! Jiang Li put the gun in his trouser pocket and hummed a little song on the road.

If the situation continues to develop according to this situation, Yu Zhiqing will become her own bed girl sooner or later. These slender big beautiful legs, this seductive beautiful belly, if you dry it from behind, it will definitely be crooked! Jiang Li was shameless in his heart. Silver ......

"Little pervert, what are you doing? Haven't said hello to me in a day? It is said that you married a daughter-in-law and forgot your mother, I think you hired a bodyguard and forgot that I, the ally who brought you good luck, is heavy on sex and light on friends! Hmph, Chen Shimei! ”

Jiang Li was walking, and Lin Yunuo's ventriloquist suddenly sounded in his ears. Hurriedly closed his eyes and replied in ventriloquism: "My fox fairy, don't wronged a good person, okay?" I'm busy after I don't go home, I have to visit relatives and friends, and I have to chat with my parents, and I accidentally snubbed you, please forgive me! ”

"Hmph, who are you fooling! Don't believe it, you're still visiting relatives and friends at such a late hour? I think you're eighty percent of the way with that vixen bodyguard, right? Lin Yunuo asked relentlessly.

Jiang Li felt that the little fox was jealous, and decided to tease her, and said with a wicked smile: "Okay, you really want to know what I'm doing?" ”

"Speak quickly!"

"Hey...... I'm doing bed exercise with Yu Da Beauty, oh oh oh oh...... It's so cool! Jiang Li made a ** cry and teased the little fox.

"You, you pervert...... Rogue! When I see you, I will definitely freeze you and make you unable to move for three days and three nights! Lin Yunuo was furious and scolded angrily.

Jiang Li shamelessly quibbled: "Cut, Kong Lao Er has said it, the surname of food and color is also, as long as it is a normal person, it has this**!" ”

Lin Yunuo said angrily: "Anyway, you are shameless, you silver. Chaos, you! By the way, I'm going to tell Shen Miaoyan about you hooking up with a female bodyguard, what do I think you should do? ”

"Jiao, my fox fairy, don't hurt me, okay? I'm kidding you! If I'm really 'hey', how can I have the energy to talk to you? I lied to you! ”

Jiang Li hurriedly begged for mercy, he hadn't finished writing Shen Da yet, in case he was ruined by the little fox, wouldn't he be a loss. Although Yu Zhiqing is good, Shen Miaoyan is also a stunning stunner, and she can't break one and lose one like a bear breaking a stick!

What's more, Yu Zhiqing hasn't broken it yet, and Shen Miaoyan already has a skin-to-skin relationship. Now the focus is on Shen Da writers, not Yu Zhiqing, and the cart cannot be turned upside down.

Lin Yunuo snorted, still unrelenting: "Hmph, I don't believe you!" I think you're a little silver. Thief! I'm going to tell Shen Miaoyan about your splitting of your legs. ”

"Oops...... My fox fairy aunt, don't you plaster my face? I'm really joking with you, as the saying goes, 'I'd rather tear down ten temples than break a marriage', you are still a demon who cultivates immortals, why is your heart so vicious? I'll tell you the truth, I'm climbing a mountain and getting ready to go looking for crescent moon! Jiang Li walked on the road to the mountain and begged for mercy from the forest fox demon.

Lin Yunuo looked at the moon outside the window and said in disbelief: "Really? Are you really so kind? ”

Jiang Li patted his chest and said, "It's true, but it's a pity that we can only speak in ventriloquism and can't send you pictures." Otherwise, I will definitely take a picture of you, and you will wait for me to pick up the 'crescent grass' and cure Miao Miao." ”

"Okay, then I'll believe you once. Let me remind you, crescent grass often grows in steep places on cliffs, and you are just an ordinary mortal, so you should be careful when picking it. Don't slip under your feet, in case there are three long and two short, who will make money to cultivate immortals for me? Lin Yunuo then dissipated his anger and told Jiang Lidao.

Jiang Li laughed evilly: "I don't need you to remind me of this, I haven't enjoyed the blessing yet, and I will definitely pay attention to protecting my little life!" ”

It didn't take much effort, Jiang Li had already come to the foot of the mountain, looking up, the bright moon was bright, and the sky was clear. I have climbed the mountain many times since I was a child, standing quietly under the moonlight, it is so quiet.

And behind him, danger is quietly coming!

Jiang Li didn't realize it, and silently prayed to God in his heart to bless himself to find the "crescent grass" and let the poor child see the light again.

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