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The squad leader saw that Su Fatzi was holding a knife and gestured left and right, but he didn't know where to cut! He was in such a hurry! Immediately shouted: "Fat Su, what are you doing there?" Hurry up and cut the meat, so much waiting! ”

This guy took a fancy to the lamb chops and wanted to cut off a few ribs, but he didn't know how to get them, and accidentally cut his own hand, and then let out a scream, "Ah! I, I'm bleeding! ”

The woman he brought immediately went to find a band-aid, and the others hurriedly asked if there was anything wrong, if they wanted to go to the hospital or something, and after his lover brought a band-aid to wrap the cut finger, the squad leader took the knife from his hand and said, "Let me come and see how I cut it!" ”

The fellow took the knife and tried his hand, and began to cut the meat, but he cut it here and there, and cut the flesh of the sheep to a pulp, and did not even cut off the meat quickly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

A female classmate in her thirties looked angry and scolded: "It's all rice buckets, waste, and foodies!" Alright, alright, don't be ugly, call Anne's husband over! ”

The women immediately reacted: "Yes, yes, yes!" Annie's husband come here, Annie's husband come here! ”

Anne heard all the women shouting, and had to reluctantly cut her love and contribute her husband, but her heart was very happy, how much face?

Zhao Yue separated the crowd and walked to the grill, took the knife from the squad leader's hand, only to see the knife shadow flipping, and the pieces of meat were thrown into the plates in the hands of the people who took the plates around, and the people who had meat immediately returned to their seats and gave up their places to those who didn't have meat.

In less than a few minutes, the whole sheep was cut to a bare skeleton, Zhao Yue took another pot full of water and hung it on the fire to burn, and then dismantled the sheep bones and threw them into the pot to cook, cut a few white radishes and threw them in, and put some salt and seasonings.

After doing this, Zhao Yue returned to Annie, at this time Su Fatzi came over with his lover to toast, Zhao Yue had a drink with them, and when they wanted to toast Annie, Zhao Yue rushed to drink Annie's wine.

After Su Fatzi left, the squad leader brought his lover over to toast, and Zhao Yue also drank a glass with the squad leader, and drank the wine they had to give to Anne.

Who knew that this toast came one-on-one, Zhao Yue finally understood, it turned out that these animals saw that he was very popular with the women, and they were very uncomfortable, thinking of ways to fix him. No, his plan has begun, in addition to the couple and their husbands, there are a total of twenty-one couples, each couple toasts him has to drink two glasses of liquor, a glass of three taels, a total of forty-two glasses, that is, twelve catties and six taels of liquor, so much liquor is the gods have to lie down.

Zhao Yue was stunned and drank all the toasts, Anne looked at him worriedly, and he comforted: "Don't worry, don't you know me yet?" Let's go, let's go and respect them too, if we don't drink these turtle grandchildren, it's not over! ”

Zhao Yue took Anne to a table and began to toast through the customs, of course, the man who was toasted would not let the woman help him block the wine, and also learned Zhao Yue two glasses at a time, each table was toasted three times by Zhao Yue for various reasons, six glasses of white wine, one pound and eight taels, no one present could bear it, and was successively laid down by Zhao Yue eight tables.

The person in the back secretly scolded the person who was toasted and said stupid, he had to drink the toast surnamed Zhao? Drink you bastard! Judging from the performance just now, this surnamed Zhao is clearly not a person! Who is a normal person who can drink so much liquor and nothing at all?

The ninth table was Su Fatzi, Zhao Yue walked up to him with a wine bottle and Annie and said with a smile: "Brother Su, brother, I brought my daughter-in-law to toast you, you two won't give face, right?" ”

Su Fatzi said with a smile: "Lao Zhao, it's not my brother I won't give you face, it's really my brother I can't drink!" ”

Zhao Yue said: "When my brother toasted me just now, did I say a word?" ”

Su Fat replied honestly: "No! ”

Zhao Yue said: "My brother and sister-in-law respect our husband and wife's wine, that is to look up to us, little brother, I did it without saying a word, now our husband and wife come to respect the wine of the eldest brother and sister-in-law, but my brother doesn't drink it, don't you look down on us?" ”

Su Fatzi hurriedly shook his hand and said, "No, no, absolutely not, I really can't drink it, big brother!" ”

Playing scoundrels? I rub! Zhao Yue thought about it, and immediately began to pretend to be drunk, no matter what a drunk person does, it is forgivable, he drunkly grabbed Su Fatzi's collar and said angrily: "If you can't drink it, you have to give it to me!" If you don't drink, you look down on me Zhao! To drink or not to drink? ”

Zhao Yue was drunk and angry, and Su Fat tried his best to pull Zhao Yue's hand away, but he couldn't pretend to be no matter what, and shouted anxiously: "Old Zhao, you are drunk!" Don't mess around! ”

Playing a scoundrel is better than you! Zhao Yue grabbed his head again and dragged him into a supine shape, picked up the wine glass and poured it into Su Fatzi's mouth, Su Fatty's lover immediately screamed and wanted to pull Zhao Yue away, how could he pull it? Su Fatzi was poured six glasses of liquor by Zhao Yue in a row, and he fell to the ground with his eyes rolled.

The other people were frightened for a while, and if they didn't drink it, they would pour it, I wiped it! Where is there such a toast? Some people began to retreat, Zhao Yue immediately noticed it, turned around and shouted, "Who dare to run?" Run, run, you run, I laugh at all these women tonight! It's not far from the seventy-two concubines of the three palaces and six courtyards, life is so proud, what more can the husband ask for? Hahaha! ”

"You!" The faces of the men who had not yet been toasted turned into pig liver color, and the women around them looked at Zhao Yue with admiration, a man's husband should have this kind of heroic spirit.

A guy with a little blood surname stood up, this is the husband of a female classmate, originally I didn't want to follow those people to irrigate Zhao Yue together, but in order not to be isolated by everyone, I had to follow the crowd to help others, and now Zhao Yue heard that the man ran away, and he was going to sleep with his own woman tonight, how can this work? Isn't this a naked slap in the face? Even if you fucking drink to death, you can't leave your wife here.

The man picked up two bottles of liquor and pried open the lid, took six more cups, filled all these cups, and said to Zhao Yue: "Brother Zhao, it's my brother and I'm wrong about this matter today, I shouldn't help them target you, I did these six glasses of wine, you are free!" As he spoke, he picked up a glass of wine and drank it.

His wife immediately grabbed his hand and stopped: "Don't do it, this is liquor, not tap water!" ”

He shook his wife's hand away and said loudly: "Don't care, even if Lao Tzu dies here, he can't be a waste!" After speaking, he poured a glass of white wine into his stomach, and after drinking it, he poured four glasses in a row, and when he served the fifth glass of wine, he could no longer hold on, and fell to the ground with a bloodless face.

His wife immediately screamed, pounced on him and began to scream, and in a panic she forgot to call an ambulance.

Annie took Zhao Yue's arm and persuaded: "My dear, it's almost enough, don't make a fuss!" ”

Zhao Yue waved his hand drunkenly and said: "Then how can I do it, if someone else toasts my wine, I have to pay tribute to someone else!" Otherwise, people will say that Anne's husband doesn't understand etiquette and human accidents, then wouldn't you lose face? ”

Anne said: "Okay, okay, you just don't care about these things for now, can you give me a face, don't make any more trouble?" ”

"Huh? Giving you face? Absolutely! When your words come out, they hear the holy decree in my ears, and if you can't do it, you have to do it! After Zhao Yue finished speaking, he immediately burped and muttered: "Quickly help Lao Tzu to sleep in the tent, you really think Lao Tzu drinks boiled water!" ”

Anne immediately put Zhao Yue's arm on her shoulder, helped him slowly to the tent, and said as she walked: "You are stupid, so many people poured you one by one, you are really next!" ”

The men who had not yet been toasted were relieved to see Zhao Yue being helped into the tent by Annie, and wanted Zhao Yue to continue to make trouble, all the men here were afraid that none of them would not lie down.

Lin Dongliang is also among these people, he is a foreigner, he has no acquaintances in the local area, just two days ago, his girlfriend came to see him, lived here for a few days, and happened to come with his girlfriend when he organized an outing at work, when Su Fat Man was looking for him, he didn't want to agree, and he scolded Su Fat Man for being cautious, Brother Zhao can marry Anne That's his ability, what are your eyes? But Su Fatzi gave him a condition that he couldn't refuse - a two-million business.

The more Lin Dongliang thought about it, the more angry he became, and in a fit of anger, he stood up and rushed to Su Fatzi, who had been helped to the chair, and began to punch and kick, Su Fatzi was poured so much wine, and now he is so drunk, where is there any reaction, fists and feet beckoned to him, he didn't feel it at all.

"What are you doing, stop fighting, go away!" Su Fatzi's lover immediately screamed and grabbed Lin Dongliang.

Lin Dongliang said angrily: "It's all your man's troublemaker, if it weren't for him, everyone is happy now, how could it be like this?" Lao Tzu still beats lightly".

Other men also rushed over to greet Su Fatzi, now is the best time to reverse the image in the minds of women, when will it be if you don't do it at this time?

Su Fat Man was beaten all over his body and was swollen and bruised, and he was even fatter than before, and his lover cried and dragged him into their own tent, but fortunately, he was just drunk, sleeping soundly, and there was no reaction.

The other people who were poured alcohol basically vomited on the spot, and they didn't really put all the wine in their stomachs, and after they vomited, they were comfortable, nothing serious, and they didn't need to go to the hospital. The squad leader took a few men to check all the drunken people, and when he saw that nothing major happened, he carried them into their respective tents.

(To be continued)