Chapter 05: Tragic Farce, Child's Play
The white Mazda swirled on the highway and turned into the northern suburbs of the country road, the trees, wheat fields, vegetable gardens, and ponds on the side of the road swept through the car window like a moving picture, and the short distance of the familiar road once again made Shuai Lang think of himself who was still running for a livelihood a few months ago, and took two buses from Dongguan every day, carried a basket of vegetables, and went to Qiqi Crotch Village like a housewife to cook for the ancient head, which was where he became familiar with the ancient head who was cunning and cunning, although it turned out that it was just a small prelude to the grave speculation here, However, it also let Shuai Lang see the old man's ability to know the sky, the earth, and the middle of the ghost, the two of them have a lot of quarrels, often Shuai Lang falls behind, compared with Gu Qingzhi, who is old and sophisticated, he is far from both knowledge and knowledge. Although it was later proved that Gu Qingzhi was a 10% liar, but Shuai Lang still had more awe and less disgust for this person, and the ability of people to deceive people and still have words and sentences to make sense, Shuai Lang felt a little hateful, of course, he couldn't love it.
I don't know how to get out of Sheng Xiaoshan, the only feeling when I came out is a little confused, almost subconsciously drove on the outer ring road to go here, if you think about it deeply, maybe you can mix up in the scenic spot and this old man is not unrelated, I never imagined that a market scoundrel like himself would cross many classes and stand with a rich man worth hundreds of millions, but the ancient head did it, not only did it, but also played all the people in the palm of his hand; For the way of cheating, the experience of handsome and mixed is limited to eating and drinking, and I never dared to imagine that those few little tricks will come out in the rain when others turn their hands into clouds and cover their hands in the rain, and they will quietly snatch away millions of profits.
There are two kinds of people in society who can't be messed with, one is above the rules, or power or money is hot, ordinary people provoke this person, and you have no place to complain if you are wronged; The other is a person who is free from the rules, this kind of person can't be provoked, otherwise you won't have a place to complain. Needless to say, Gu Qingzhi definitely belongs to the latter type, Shuai Lang also knows that he showed the whole scam in front of his eyes, and he inevitably wants to lead himself into the hub, but Shuai Lang doesn't dare, in this very utilitarian society, Shuai Lang has learned not to believe in the good things that fall from the sky, everything will always have its purpose, or that you have to pay the corresponding price for everything you get, Shuai Lang is afraid that he will not be able to pay that price one day, and he does not dare to deliver himself to an unknown conspiracy.
However, there are a lot of things to get from the ancient head, if you don't see it before, Shuai Lang believes that this summer may still be in the alleys and alleys to peddle small factory drinks, and he doesn't dare to organize a group of brothers to grab the market; Of course, I didn't dare to think that it would get worse and worse, so many things happened, if I hadn't been forced to have to protect myself, I'm afraid that even I didn't know that I could burst out with such courage and boldness. This self-confidence came from where Shuai Lang only figured it out at this time, and he learned it by seeing Gu Qingzhi and a few people easily pry into the Yin Mansion Market.
"Talent, they all say that good people don't live long, and disasters will last for thousands of years, such a big scourge, won't you stretch your legs and stare so quickly, right?"
The handsome man who drove the car flashed past this long-known New Year's friend, sighed, and reacted from the confusion, the clearest reaction was still disbelief, because every gesture of the old guy in the impression has his reasons, maybe this time he has to do a big deal, and death is just a prelude. And this old guy knows how to maintain it so well, if he dies in such a daze, he really can't find a second reason except for God's eyes.
But will God open his eyes? Definitely not, otherwise the current society would be so!? Shuai Lang sometimes feels that he has worked hard to make a fortune, and he has become rich by fooling around, which is also a matter that God does not open his eyes.
This is an intuition, although there is no way to tell its source, but Shuai Lang believes in this intuition very much, can't he die so coincidentally, just before the treasure appraisal meeting? It's too unreasonable to die, that bunch of things, especially the Yingyao chapter, really sells for two million, isn't it cheap for others in vain?
I don't believe it, a hundred people don't believe it, according to Sheng Xiaoshan, the old man has been in the hospital for a few days, and he took so much pains to instigate me to be a liar before, and gave me a copy of Yingyao, so he had time to explain the future, how could he leave Nirvana quietly?
"Conspiracy...... There must be a conspiracy. ”
When Shuai Lang saw the residence of Gu Qingzhi in Qi Qi Crotch Village, he subconsciously burst into a sentence.
Get off the car, stand on the edge of the pond in front of the house and watch, this place is lively, the old two-story house is gone, demolished, only a pile of rubble remains, more than a dozen workers on the original site of sifting sand, ash, moving cement, and building walls are busy working, and there are several red bricks piled up around it, it seems that a new house is going to be repaired, and a few steps forward are taken, and the foundation is laid. Shuai Lang glanced at the little foreman who was not working on the construction site, and waved and shouted: "Hey, come here......"
Very dragged, like a wealthy master, the gentleman slanted his cigarette and glanced at Shuai Lang, smiled and asked: "Boss, collect old wood and old bricks, cheap, just stomp on it, eight hundred clearance." ”
"You think I look like I want old bricks?" Shuai Lang glared, took out his pocket, knocked on the cigarette box, and two jumped out of the soft Chinese box, the man's eyes were stunned, he drew respectfully, and smiled with a smile: "Yo, I'm sorry, I saw it wrong, look at my eyes...... Boss, who are you? ”
"Huh...... It's okay, the work is good, it's hard to find workers during this time, how about doing some work in our village after finishing here, three-story small building, contractor and materials, you come to our village another day, let's talk about a price......" Shuai Lang said nonsense, the man was happy: "Okay...... No problem, I have built a house for more than ten years, you can inquire, as long as I build it, it is more honest than the materials used in the municipal axe building, and it is absolutely not adulterated......"
"yes, I didn't ask about this before I came to you......"
Shuai Lang smiled and exchanged names, fake; and falsely decorated a neighboring village and a place name; Left a phone call, fake.
made an appointment to meet the day after tomorrow, and when the congratulatory send-off, Shuai Lang turned back as if he had unintentionally reached the point: "Liang Tou, whose house is this, I remember coming when I was a child, it seems to be a Mr. Yin and Yang, isn't it?" ”
"Yes, it's a yin and yang who looks at the cemetery?"
"Yo, get rich, start a new house."
"it, his son sold the house, isn't this someone demolished and built a new house?"
"Oh, what's the Yin and Yang surname? Surname Gu? ”
"Well, it seems to be...... Hey? Isn't it ancient? It's Wu, right? I don't figure it out either. ”
"And how old is his son?"
"You stopped me...... What did he do, you ask? ”
"Hehe, I don't understand this, my new house is grounded, I have to find a yin and yang to see feng shui? Lao Tzu is dead, maybe his son can also look at it and be suspicious. ”
"Oh...... No, no, his son is yin and yang, and his son is not yin and yang...... Just ask the villagers, I'm confused......"
"Okay, see you then......"
The car started, said hello and walked a short distance, leaving the sight here, Shuai Lang stopped the car, thought for a moment, this trip is expected to be disappointed, really disappointed and not surprised, but I didn't expect an extra surname to pop up, thought for a while before pulling out the phone and calling someone: "Cheng Gui, you go back to the city, I want to go to the Provincial Cancer Hospital to find someone, you find an acquaintance to help........."
"It's not a crowd, is it? Don't look for me for that thing, look for wordiness, he's familiar with that. Cheng said.
"You idiot, the cancer hospital is going to have an abortion?"
"And who are you looking for?"
"Find a dead man, get back ......"
Shuai Lang scolded, deducted the phone, drove to the village to find the commissary, carried a plastic bag of gifts, followed the village to find the village chief, and asked the so-called Wu Yinyang.................................................................................... At four o'clock in the afternoon, at the gate of the Provincial Cancer Hospital, Cheng Gui saw his car from a distance, waved his hand, signaled to Shuai Lang for the parking space, watched Shuai Lang come down, and greeted him happily.
"Where's the one you're looking for?" Shuai Lang asked when he got out of the car.
"That isn't? I smoke on the side of the drink stand. Cheng pointed out.
Shuai Lang took a look, wore a flower shirt, cut a pot lid, pedaled flip-flops, and greeted him from a distance of more than ten meters, but when he saw that it was almost a street ruffian's standard dress, Shuai Lang pulled his face: "Let you find someone who is familiar with the hospital, why are you a birdman looking for a gangster?" And not a fight? ”
"You don't understand this, he is a doctor, and he is more familiar with the hospital than the director." Cheng turned the place and was familiar, and he whispered to live.
"What? What kind of medical trouble? Shuai Lang didn't understand the new word.
"It's a medical accident, the master who is in charge of trouble, now there are many medical accidents, this profession is rising, I also read it on the Internet yesterday, there was a girl who went to have a fetus, and as a result, she gave a steel needle inside, so that she couldn't even shoot; There was also a young woman who didn't stuff red envelopes, but the doctor stitched up her chrysanthemum...... Hehe, I really don't lie to you, now this doctor is playing creatively, you cut your appendix, he dares to cut your jj. Cheng Gui hehehe laughed, lifting his pants while laughing, every time he laughed, his pants had to be dropped, but Shuai Lang had something in his heart, and he didn't have the heart to joke with him, and dragged him and said: "Actually, I just want to check the death record, you find someone in the hospital, you find a doctor to make trouble, he is the opposite of the hospital, I am doing business, not making trouble." ”
"Hey, such a smart person, why are you confused? There are no acquaintances in the hospital, can he make trouble? He doesn't know the inside story, he doesn't know his family, how can he make trouble? Cheng Gui asked with a mysterious smile.
"You mean, if you should make trouble inside and outside, then don't you fix yourself? Can't you? Shuai Lang said.
"Now there are no doctors killing more people in homicides, you know a fart, when the hospital makes a fuss, the family pays the family, the family pays the doctor, and the doctor gives a red envelope to the doctor who reported the news, and the money falls into his pocket, who cares about the hospital?" Cheng Kui explained in simple terms, and explained clearly. Shuai Lang grinned when he heard it, Cheng Gui, who didn't even read high school, has been mixed in society for almost ten years, and he likes to ponder the shady scenes of the industry, so he likes to get out of the way. Shuai Lang reprimanded: "What are you going to do, your mother really made me depressed, I want to find out who died of illness on June 24th, why are you giving me such a shady scene?" ”
"The shady scenes are all chained, they are familiar with the hospital morgue, the funeral supplies seller and even the crematorium, now this is if you don't die, it's not good to make trouble? Do you need it? People have been waiting for a long time. Cheng Kui said again.
"Okay, that's it." When Shuai Lang heard this, he was reassured.
As soon as he beckoned, he was a man in his early thirties, very polite to the two of them, he sprinkled a cigarette and smoked half of it, and stuffed a few red bills, and the one waved his hand and left!
Then he left, and when he entered the inpatient department, the man beckoned, but the porter didn't see it, and he didn't ask; Entering the foyer, he waved again, the security guard did not stop him, all the way unimpeded, with a little surprised Shuai Lang and Cheng Gui went straight to the top floor of the inpatient department, half of this passage is closed, and there are a few words on the door glass: morgue.
"I'll wait here, you guys...... Brother Kang, take my buddies there, this place is too unlucky. "Cheng can't go. The man smiled, beckoned to Shuai Lang, didn't even ask his name, knocked on the door, no one answered for a long time, pulled out the phone again, said a word, and after a while heard the voice coming from the closed corridor of the morgue, it's good, it's very direct, Shuai Lang secretly said in his heart, I don't know why I did it, I almost followed the feeling of doing it, in the village chief's house in the name of looking for yin and yang, I asked the lower Qi Qi crotch village, there is indeed a yin and yang, but the surname is Wu, he has been away from home for a long time, and his age and Gu Qingzhi do not match, Described Gu Qingzhi's appearance, the village chief knew, but he thought it was Wu Yinyang's relative or something, this house was a distance from the edge of the village, and ordinary villagers usually didn't deal much with Yin and Yang, so they really didn't know much.
When the person came, the man in the white coat opened the door, invited Kang Yihao and Shuai Lang in, whispered a few words in his ear, and made small movements while talking about the bottom of his hand, and exchanged his hands, Shuai Lang knew that the benefits of his advance had gone into the pocket of the white coat, and the one who knew the reason asked casually: "What is it called?" ”
"Gu Qingzhi...... There are sixty or seventy years of age, old man. Shuai Lang said.
"Gu Qingzhi...... Gu Qingzhi ...... I can check the records, but the person must have left early, and now there are two people in the morgue who have been in a car accident, and it is definitely not ...... Why are you checking the deceased person, it's been so many days, don't you come ......early" The white coat's voice was a little cloudy, it was estimated that it had something to do with the environment, Shuai Langzheng didn't know how to reply, and the doctor was in a round meeting, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it has nothing to do with medical accidents, the matter of their brothers, the inheritance shares the treatment and funeral expenses, this guy just came back from the field, and he has a bottom in his heart." ”
"Oh...... Come on, then. The white coat opened the door of the office, and did not delve into the clumsy excuse at all, and turned over the wall to record, it is estimated that there are not many people who have died recently, and he turned it over in two clicks, and pointed with his hand: "Wu Qingzhi?" It's not Gu Qingzhi......... I remembered that after staying in the No. 16 morgue for two hours, the family picked it up and went directly to the crematorium. ”
"Oh...... How long did the deceased stay here under normal circumstances? Shuai Lang asked suddenly.
Very strange question, the white coat was stunned, and said suspiciously for a moment: "How long has it been, as long as it is a normal death, you can transport it away at any time after paying the fee, but you can't transport it privately, and you will use the funeral home's limousine for fear that someone will pull it back for burial." ”
"What time did you pull it away?" Shuai Lang asked again, and glanced at the doctor, the doctor was very interesting, knocking on the side, pointing to Shuai Lang and saying that this is a business boss, there will be nothing else, the white coat thought about it, it is estimated that the trust foundation with the doctor is very solid, and only after a while said: "It was more than ten o'clock in the evening, and I didn't stay much, but the limousine that transported the corpse also happened to be out at night and early in the morning, so this is also normal......
"Do you remember who came?" Shuai Lang asked.
"Four men, all with local accents."
"Is there a guy with a long face, a very long face, a little crooked teeth, and a very ugly guy inside, if you see it, you will not be able to forget it."
"Ah yes, just the bed he pushed...... There is also a big tall man, more than 1.8 meters, who is as strong as the two of us. ”
"Thank you...... Brother Kang, let's go. ”
Shuai Lang smiled, he could almost tell who was coming that day, the ugly one was Huang Xiao, the strong one was Kou Zhong, and maybe there was Feng Shanxiong, it shouldn't be a big problem to find a few helpers to guide a play with the net worth of the old head, for example, now, a few hundred yuan has entered this seemingly mysterious place, maybe it won't cost much to do something else.
A few very simple words, even the white coat and Kang Yihao also felt that these hundreds were easy, and they were quite polite when they went out, and when they went out, Kang Yihao seemed to think that this business was too simple, and the profits were too thin, looking at Shuai Lang as if his interest was gone, and he was a little disappointed: "...... In fact, we don't make much money, most of them are stuffed into the doctors, and I think I have any good business when Xiao Cheng calls...... But it's okay, many friends and multiple roads, if you have something to do in the future, just look for me, we are in charge of white things, from the morgue to the cemetery, we can do the whole process......"
"Brother Kang, you are in the coffin shop, why are you afraid that we will not die?" Cheng Gui choked, Kang Yi hurriedly apologized, and smiled, but Shuai Lang didn't want Cheng Gui to mix aside, threw the car keys to send Cheng Gui away, and went out to pull Kang Yi and said: "Brother Kang, do you still have a little business?" ”
"You say...... Arranged. The doctor was amused and hurriedly handed over a cigarette to please him.
"The name of the person just now, Wu Qingzhi, show me the medical records, just make a copy, how much does it cost?" Shuai Lang was straightforward.
Kang Yi rolled his eyes and gave a thumbs up: "One thousand." ”
"I'll give you two thousand." Shuai Lang took out his wallet, brother is not short of these two little money, counted twenty, and when he raised his eyes, he met the greedy gaze of the doctor, Shuai Lang took the money and said with a smile: "Not only the medical records, but also the ward, how many days, who is the nurse, does the nurse see any physical characteristics of him, for example, gray hair, for example, what characteristics do you have on your body such as taking off your pants and getting injections, even if you can describe what the old man looks like, it counts, okay?" ”
"Done! Give me two days, and I'll help you with Lisuo. The doctor nodded.
Shuai Lang smiled, this is the same as when he was mixed, there was no principle when he was short of money, as long as he saw the money, he was absolutely open-eyed, and he smiled and stuffed the money into the pocket of the doctor's shirt, the one who lost a smile, net compliment, what is the reason for the work ethic, without asking, Cheng Gui drove over, and the doctor hurriedly opened the door to let Shuai Lang get in the car, Shuai Lang had a strange idea when he got on, and asked casually: "Brother Kang, you said, if it is a death certificate, how much will it cost to buy it?" ”
"Yo, this is not easy to do, the public security often investigates it, and it is troublesome for them to go to the hospital if they don't have a number." The doctor was stunned when he heard this.
"Is it difficult to do? Or can't you do it? Shuai Lang asked.
"It's not easy to do, but it can be done, but the price is too high...... What kind of people are divided, the older ones are easy to do, and the younger ones are not easy to do; It is easy to apply for a medical record, but it is not easy to apply for a certificate alone...... If you want this kind of household registration, you tell me, it's easy to get a medical record, but you don't do business, and if you have a medical record, you have a disability certificate and a tax-free discount...... Hey? If you have anything else, tell me directly, and I'll help you do it...... "The doctor is talking endlessly, most of them are just trying to sit on the ground and start the price.
"It's okay, just ask, this matter is done, let's talk about it next time......" Shuai Lang smiled and got into the car.
"Rest assured, we have a good reputation, and what we do is return business." The doctor patted his chest and gave Shuai Lang a personal character guarantee. waved to the customer, and only after seeing it off for a long distance did he count the banknotes in his pocket, counted, happily picked them up, and walked into the hospital again.
In the car, Shuai Lang smiled from time to time, thinking back to what happened suddenly, it should have been a tragedy, but it looked like a farce, although I don't know if the tragedy happened now, but what is certain is that maybe a bigger farce has begun...............
(To be continued)