Chapter 26: I'm Afraid You Don't Come Tonight (Part II)
Xu Shrimp was silent, dragged the plate of sausages again, swallowed dates and stuffed them into his mouth. The three dishes were eaten by the wind and clouds in an instant, and the dough was swollen and the eyeballs bulged out, and it was obviously nauseous.
Ji Ruomin felt that something was wrong, and stepped forward worriedly: "Hey, you're crazy, you really want to eat to death?" ”
Xu Shrimp swallowed the contents of her mouth with difficulty, and waved at her with her right hand stroking her stomach, indicating that she was fine. Then I didn't need to use the spoon, and I went straight to the big bowl of pork rib soup at the end.
This scene was so cruel that Ji Ruomin was speechless, and his little hand unconsciously covered Sakura's mouth.
Xu Shrimp used [***] right hand to take out the ribs piece by piece, and threw each piece on the table after taking a bite, until all the ribs were bitten and a lot was thrown on the table. In the end, in Ji Ruomin's unbelievable expression, he picked up a large bowl of soup trembling slightly, and poured it all into his stomach.
Ji Ruomin was dumbfounded, completely stupid, and his eyeballs were about to fall out.
Finally it was all eaten. Xu Shrimp was dizzy, his nose was hot, he was full of burping, his right hand kept rubbing his bulging stomach, and he was desperately closing his mouth to prevent the food in his stomach from suddenly vomiting out.
Ji Ruomin finally came back to his senses and touched his forehead anxiously: "Stinky shrimp, are you okay?" What's going on? Don't scare me? ”
Xu Shrimp easily got over and raised his head with difficulty: "I'm sorry, I'm a scoundrel again." ”
Ji Ruomin didn't speak, and waited for him with a distressed face.
Xu Shrimp exhaled hot air and said: "The dishes you made are enough for me to eat two meals, I'm afraid you won't come tonight, and now you have no excuses." ”
Ji Ruomin was stunned, a sour emotion rushed to the end of his nose, and he couldn't bear to say, "Are you so concerned?" Then you can't be so nonsense, what if you break your body? ”
Xu Xia shook his head slowly: "I'm not Hu Lai, I really like you, I like you at first sight." You always think I'm a scoundrel, but I'm not, I can't help it. That's called an airplane, we don't know each other, where can I find you when I get off the plane? But so what, didn't you tell me anything? If it weren't for God's mercy and sending you back, I might have missed you for the rest of my life. ”
Ji Ruomin's eyes were hot, and he looked at the person in front of him silently, and his heart fluctuated fiercely.
Xu Shrimp exhaled and continued: "Ruomin, I just want to tell you that even if I am a scoundrel, I do it from the bottom of my heart, I have never pretended anything, let alone played conspiracy. I know you're definitely thinking about it, but I want you to be serious, even if it's longer, I can wait, and I can let you take care of it, but don't put some kind of hooligan and scoundrel on my head in a preconceived notion, which will affect your judgment, not only to disrespect me, but also to yourself...... Responsible for ......"
Xiao Shrimp said emotionally and excitedly, his stomach was swollen, he had been ruminating, one didn't control it, he didn't say the last word "Ren", he covered his mouth, got up suddenly, stumbled and rushed to the bathroom.
Ji Ruomin was anxious to help, but Xu Xia waved her hand urgently, signaling that she didn't need to.
The bathroom was on the side of the corner of the restaurant, and Xu Shrimp rushed in against the wall, plunged into the toilet, and poured out with a wow.
Ji Ruomin's eyes were red when he was said, moved and funny, and finally couldn't help laughing with tears.
Little Shrimp's sincere scoundrel succeeded again.
If between reason and emotion, Ji Ruomin still had a trace of awkwardness and reluctance before, then now, under the impact of Xiao Shrimp's almost self-harming behavior, it is gone.
Xu Shrimp vomited, and tilted his head angrily: "But come and pat me on the back, and still have a smile?" ”
Ji Ruomin walked over with a smile, patted him on the back and said, "You deserve it!" Can you blame me for that? I didn't say I wouldn't come at night, who would let you eat...... Eat so many ......" and couldn't help but laugh and bend over.
Xu Shrimp squinted at her and said, "You pull it down, I won't eat everything up, if you can come, I'll ...... what I spit out Eat another ...... All over...... Wow...... "Xiao Shrimp was almost vomiting, but he was disgusted by his angry words, and vomited at the toilet again.
Ji Ruomin couldn't hold back any longer, covered his face with his hands with a snort, and bent over to laugh.
Xu Xia vomited again, and said angrily: "Still laughing? Pour me a glass of water! ”
Ji Ruomin smiled beautifully, gathered her hair, and glanced at him with a smile, still smiling as she walked. Soon he came back with water, pulled another towel, and waited on the side.
Xu Shrimp finally vomited comfortably, rinsed his mouth, dragged the towel to wipe the residue on his face, and took a long breath.
Turning around, Xu Xia looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, suddenly leaned in front of her face, and looked at it carefully: "Huh! Why do you seem to have tear stains? Was it that I was moved to cry? No way? Could it be that I am so successful today that I can make you Captain Ji cry for me? ”
Ji Ruomin was embarrassed and embarrassed, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't be stinky, I'm laughing and crying because of your stupid behavior." ”
Xu Shrimp smiled: "That's it." That's okay, you can leave quickly, those dirty dishes can be washed in the evening. After saying that, he ignored her and dragged his injured leg towards the bedroom.
Ji Ruomin screamed: "Stop!" ”
Xu Xia stopped nonchalantly, and didn't even turn around.
Ji Ruomin strode in front of him, and said menacingly: "Stinky scoundrel, are you confused?" We said well, the time is in my own hands, why do you ask me to come, I will come? ”
Xu Shrimp spread out with one hand: "Yes, the time is in your own hands, when do you like to come, I only have to wait, is it wrong?" Without waiting for a reply, he provoked her a few times, bypassed her and walked away.
Ji Ruomin found out that he was fooled, and pointed with his little hand: "You stinky scoundrel......"
Xu Shrimp Shi Ran crooked into the room, and threw down another sentence: "Remember to come early in the evening, I still have a bunch of things waiting for you to do." Before he could finish speaking, the door was closed.
Ji Ruomin's lips trembled in anger, and he threw a sentence to the door after a while: "What is the stinky scoundrel!" ”
Full of grievances and annoyance, he dressed and put on his shoes, and kept scolding and scolding, what stinky scoundrels, stinky hooligans, shameless, big liars, etc., until he put on his shoes, opened the door and was ready to leave, and the bedroom door opened silently again.
Ji Ruomin naturally turned around.
Xu Shrimp leaned out half of his body from the door, and suddenly threw his hand: "Next!" ”
A small shiny object flew in a parabola.
Ji Ruomin beckoned to catch it, and looked down to see that it was a string of keys, a total of two. Then the voice of the shrimp came from the bedroom: "My legs and feet are inconvenient, come and open the door by myself at night, you don't have to return the key to me, keep it for a lifetime." ”
Ji Ruomin looked up again, and the person hid in the bedroom again and disappeared, so he had to twist his body, stomp his feet, and go with resentment.
"Boom!" There was a deafening slamming sound at the door.
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