[59 Ghost Crying in the Middle of the Night]
I thought that the young man would provide him with some useful insider, but who knew that after a long time, this guy was pretending to be a ghost here, Jiang Li regretted paying him a hundred yuan, he knew that this was the case, it was better to keep it and rub the chrysanthemum!
Where are ghosts in this world? As a staunch atheist, Jiang Li resolutely does not believe in ghosts! Although he didn't believe that there were demons in the world before, Lin Yunuo's appearance proved that Jiang Li was wrong, but Jiang Li still didn't believe that there were ghosts in the world!
Ghost and demon are two concepts, the demon is a certain creature that lives to a certain period of time to evolve, and the ghost is formed after the death of a person, the two are essentially different, people die like a lamp goes out, how can there be a ghost and god?
And even if there are ghosts? I have Lin Yunuo, a fairy protector who has been cultivating for thousands of years, and I am afraid that she will not be able to? Even if there is, maybe it's a beautiful female ghost, so wouldn't you have a beautiful blessing to enjoy?
"I think this kid is jealous of Miss Li's business, and deliberately stirred up pornography for him, right? Alas, now in this world, people's hearts are not ancient, peers are enemies, and when they see others making money, they are red-eyed! Jiang Li muttered in his heart and walked out of the toilet in disgust.
I went back to the office and signed the contract, then went downstairs with Miss Li and the company's finance, first went to the bank to pay 4.3 million yuan for the purchase of the house on the account provided by the seller, and paid 200,000 yuan to the intermediary company.
Miss Li took Jiang Li to the real estate bureau and provided complete procedures to transfer the villa located by the sea to Jiang Li's name, so far, Jiang Li officially became the owner of this house.
Bidding farewell to Miss Li, Jiang Li pulled Lin Yunuo to prepare to go back to the rented house to pack up his clothes, and then buy some furniture, and then officially settled in the "Fenglin Villa". Living in that spacious villa, Jiang Li can show his strength and practice the "White Crane Thirteen Changes" boxing technique!
After returning to the rented house and simply packing up his clothes and supplies, Jiang Li drove to the eastern suburbs again. I don't want the rest of the furniture, the bed or anything, maybe I will have the opportunity to "hey" with Zhou Ying in bed in the future!
When he was on the road, Jiang Li suddenly remembered what the young man said to him, so he joked with Lin Yunuo: "Hey, by the way, a young man just said to me that there is a female ghost in this house, are you afraid?" ”
"Ghosts? She knows me, I don't know her! Lin Yunuo hummed a little song happily, looking indifferent.
"So, let me ask you a question, as a super creature that has lived for more than a thousand years, do you think there are any ghosts in this world, or in this universe, in this plane?" While driving, Jiang Li humbly asked for advice.
Lin Yunuo blinked his dark eyes and said, "How can I say this question, although I have lived for more than a thousand years, and I often hear the term 'ghost' from the mouths of you humans, I have never seen them!" Even if there is, it must not be the same composition as our demons, because we are living beings, and your so-called ghosts refer to ghosts formed after death, whether they exist or not, I can't be sure! ”
"Well, since you're not sure, I didn't say. But just now a young man reminded me that there is a female ghost in the house we bought, and you have to be mentally prepared when the time comes. ”
Jiang Li said as if nothing had happened, in fact, he was still a little weak in his heart, and human beings were still more or less afraid of unknown affairs, especially after being exaggerated by others, how could there be such a thing as "three people become tigers"!
Lin Yunuo was very excited about this matter, and said happily: "Oh, is this true? That's great, after so many years of life, I haven't seen a ghost like anything, and if I'm lucky, I'd like to see her face. ”
Jiang Li couldn't help but be speechless. I'm a drop aunt, what kind of psychology are you, I hope the house we bought is clean and there is nothing!
"I'll call the fat people and ask them if they're on vacation? Let them help me clean up, there are so many rooms, I can't do it alone. ”
As soon as Jiang Li thought of the fact that he had to clean so many rooms, he had a headache, and he was blessed and enjoyed together. There is sanitation and cleaning, and there are female ghosts to appreciate together, this is the standard of good buddies!
Jiang Li picked up the phone while driving, and called Lin Fatzi, Monkey, and Lu Yan respectively, asking them if they were on vacation and what they were busy with now?
I learned on the phone that Linhuai University had officially ended its summer vacation the day before yesterday, and Lu Yan and Hou Xiaolei had not yet set off to return to their hometown, so they went to the market yesterday and bought some gifts for their families in the countryside. I heard that Jiang Li bought a villa, and the two of them suddenly became interested, and they said that they were not in a hurry to go home, it didn't matter if they were three or five days late, anyway, the holiday was so long, since there was a villa to live in, they must go to Hi for a few days!
The fat man said excitedly on the phone: "I'll you, boss, have you bought a villa?" Your development speed is simply the speed of light, it just so happens that my air conditioner is broken, I am about to die of heat at home, I will tell my mother, this summer vacation will be spent in your villa. Come and pull me! ”
After listening to Jiang Li's phone call, Lin Yunuo snickered in the co-pilot's seat: "I think you were scared by a female ghost, right?" That's why I made an appointment with so many helpers! ”
"Cut! Will I be afraid of female ghosts? At the beginning, a thousand-year-old banshee as terrifying as you, in the middle of the night, in the barren mountains and mountains, I was not afraid, would I be afraid of a female ghost? It's a joke! Look, if there is really a female ghost, our buddies will turn her ......"
Jiang Li controlled the steering wheel with one hand, lit a cigarette with the other, and bragged about it, anyway, he didn't have to pay taxes, and he didn't blow it!
First went to the school gate to pick up Lu Yan and the monkey, went around two more streets, pulled up Lin Shuai, who was carrying a large bag of luggage, and Jiang Li drove to the furniture city, ready to buy the necessary furniture.
"I said fatty, you are carrying so much luggage, are you going to settle in the boss's villa?" As soon as the monkey saw Lin Shuai get into the car, he quipped.
Lin Shuai patted his chest and said: "Of course, my house is crowded and hot, and the boss has such a spacious house, why don't I live anywhere?" What's more, hehe...... Save money on opening a house! ”
When Jiang Li heard this, he turned his head and glared at Lin Shuai and said, "Dead fatty, do you use me here as a hotel?" If you want to live, you can live, I won't say anything if you live alone for a year, but if you take a woman to run errands in my house, I don't agree, I am a pure and sacred place, what if you spoil my fairy energy? ”
"Cut, stingy man, you're jealous! I don't believe that you married a daughter-in-law and didn't shoot at home? Lin Fatzi snorted and sneered at each other.
Jiang Li waved his hand, and I didn't care: "If you want to bring your girlfriend to play, I won't say anything, but it is absolutely impossible to study the structure of the human body in my house!" I've put cameras in all the rooms, so if you're not afraid of the three of us watching the live stream, you can have a blast......"
When Lu Yan and the monkey heard this, they burst into laughter and said in unison: "Support the boss......"
"You, count you ruthless!" Lin Fatzi was taken over by Jiang Li, and he suddenly had no countermeasures, so he had to break off the idea of Wushan ** with the goddess in Jiang Li's villa.
When he arrived at the furniture city, Jiang Li took three people to buy a large number of furniture. The bare beds are bought seven, and since there are seven bedrooms, they must all be prepared, so as not to have to let the family lay the floor when there are guests staying overnight.
In addition, I bought a few desks, dining tables, sofas, large-screen TVs, refrigerators, air conditioners, computers, pots and pans and other necessary furniture. Then I went to the telecom company to pay the account opening fee, and asked them to go to the villa in the afternoon to install broadband, in this high-tech era, how can it be done without the Internet?
As the so-called "food, clothing, housing and transportation", after buying supplies, Jiang Li drove to the meat and vegetable wholesale market and bought a large bag of fruits and vegetables, as well as beef, pork, pork ribs and other cereals. Lu Yan's cooking skills are good, so the food will be handed over to him to deal with.
"Damn, such a beautiful house, facing the sea, spring flowers, ten megabit broadband, can order takeout! Isn't this the best life of life! ”
Lin Fatzi was the first to jump out of the car, standing in the courtyard of the villa, facing the poetic scenery, and couldn't help but be poetic and impassioned.
Lu Yan and the monkey were also amazed by this luxurious villa, and it developed to the point of envy, jealousy and hatred, "Wow, boss, you are too good, how did you buy such a luxurious villa?" Not to mention a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan, even if the monthly salary is 1 million, you can't buy such a luxurious villa in a short time! ”
Jiang Li didn't bother to explain to them, waved his hand and said, "There is a term called miracle!" Without further ado, get to work. The fat man is in charge of the first floor, the monkey is on the second floor, I am on the third floor, and the stone is in charge of cooking. Whoever can't complete the task is not allowed to eat! ”
Just do it, and the four of them began to perform their duties. Jiang Li, Lin Shuai, and Hou Xiaolei carried mops and cleaned room by room with rags, while Lu Yan went to the kitchen to play the "Symphony of Pots and Pans".
Only Lin Yunuo walked leisurely in the yard alone, the yard shaded by the maple trees on the side of the road was shady, and the gust of sea breeze made people so comfortable that every pore bloomed!
At noon, the three of them finished cleaning and hastily ate lunch. At one o'clock in the afternoon, furniture and electrical appliances were delivered to the door one after another, and Jiang Li and his buddies were very busy, first directing the placement of furniture, and then assisting the workers to install air conditioners, debugging televisions, and installing network cables, until it was completely dark, and finally arranged in an orderly manner.
"Chef" Lu Yan has already made a sumptuous dinner, the four brothers take the wine as a song, drink a lot, eat meat, drink and sing, the joy of life is so far, isn't it happy!
The night was dark, and it was raining outside, and it gradually became heavier, and the wind and rain were raging. But in the villa it was very pleasant, and I was happy with myself in the storm, and the four of us drank until eleven o'clock in the evening.
"The bed in the master bedroom is the biggest, I'm the biggest, and the master bedroom is mine!"
After drinking, Lin Fatzi unceremoniously rushed into the master bedroom on the first floor and forcibly occupied the room. Jiang Li had no choice but to settle into the second bedroom and sleep next to the fat man, while Lu Yan and the monkey went to the bedroom on the second floor to rest.
As for the third floor, it was Lin Yunuo's world, and in the afternoon, she had already told Jiang Li in ventriloquist that no one was allowed to go to the third floor to grab her own territory. Jiang Li naturally complied, but fortunately, the brothers didn't like to live on the top floor, so they saved a lot of tongue.
Jiang Li took a hot shower, returned to the bedroom, and lay down on the bed to prepare for sleep, saying that he was indeed a little tired after a busy day. However, I finally have my own mansion, even if I am a little tired, it is worth it.
"......Uhh Help, there's a ghost! ”
Jiang Li was just a little drowsy, and suddenly heard a heart-rending roar from the fat man next door, and hurriedly jumped up, and rushed out in his underwear!
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