Chapter 001: 100% Pit Daddy
Summer is colorful, blue is the sky, milky white is the wall, fiery red is the sun, silver gray is the roof, turquoise is the lawn, light yellow is the home, colorful is the garden...... Colorful colors bring the summer days into full bloom.
But in the face of such a beautiful scenery in front of him, Tang Yin was in no mood to appreciate it at all. He floated in the air in a daze, slowly, passively and firmly, approaching the other him below......
The old and low architecture outside the window, the layout of the classroom in the 90s, and the date of the mock test paper spread out on the desk, and the young man with clear eyebrows but thin face and yellow muscles lying on his side on the desk;
All of this is telling him a bizarre and creepy truth: time, June 24, 1998, in the classroom of the third class of Xiangyang Middle School in Cangshan City, Jiangdong Province.
Tang Yin clearly remembered that a moment ago, he was a small employee of a joint venture, and because he offended the villain, he was beaten and passed out in the alley. But everything in front of him made his brain sluggish, and he felt a very suffocating feeling of lack of oxygen.
"If you are beaten with a stick, do you beat yourself to death?" Tang Yin thought in shock.
As soon as he thought of this, he raised his hand and pinched his thigh: "Hiss......" gasped, feeling very painful, surprised, proving that he was still alive.
Tang Yin, who is nearly 30 years old, like a feather, just floated in mid-air so strangely, from the bizarre 21st century, suddenly appeared in the classroom in the 90s.
What he was facing was the English teacher who was raising his right hand and preparing to write on the blackboard, the familiar and unfamiliar former classmates with different postures, and the thin and shriveled teenager Tang Yin, who was ten years younger.
Such a bloody scene suddenly appeared in this simple and colorful classroom?
But all of this is a vivid picture of Tang Yin hanging in the air and looking down. In the picture, except for the floating Tang Yin moving, the surrounding world is still and silent, as if the space has been spelled.
But the familiar scene in front of him made him suddenly open the floodgates of memory: Isn't this the memory that happened four days before the high school entrance examination?
Because of this day, he fainted in class with vertigo, and was later rescued by the school doctor and sent home, and did not meet his classmates until the high school entrance examination, so his memory is very deep. But no matter how deep the memory is, it is only a memory from ten years ago, not a reality.
This made him feel a chuckle in his heart, and he remembered a shocking and fantastical word—soul. Isn't the perspective that is gradually descending from mid-air the soul?
At this time, the soul was in a state that Tang Yin couldn't understand, and he was lying on the desk, as if he was in a coma, and he was floating away ten years ago.
He danced and screamed, trying to get out of this terrible phenomenon, only to find that all his efforts were in vain. Everything around him was still silent, even his shouts with all his might.
His soul in the air, and he in the classroom ten years ago, are getting closer and closer in a mysterious way, and the two have infinite possibilities that are about to overlap......
In the end, when the soul in the air merged with Tang Yin's body lying on the table, he suddenly had a physical consciousness.
Maybe it was because he had been suppressed and still for too long, and after suddenly having physical consciousness, Tang Yin couldn't help but let out a terrible asthma sound: "Whew...... Ahem...... Whoop......"
With his voice, the small branches outside the window suddenly came to life with the world around them;
What the English teacher writes on the blackboard is how to improve students' problem-solving skills; The students have different bodies, some are taking notes, some are looking at the blackboard, some are bowing their heads in contemplation, and some are staring at the void in a daze;
When they heard Tang Yin's terrible asthma, everyone unanimously turned their eyes to him with a "brush".
"Tang Yin, stand up, why are you making a loud noise in class?" The English teacher turned around, followed the eyes of his classmates, looked at Tang Yin, and asked with a straight face.
"Ahem...... Are you calling me? ......" Tang Yin stood up hesitantly, and did not answer the rhetorical question very uncertainly.
So far, he was in shock, unable to comprehend the concept of soul entering the body just now; I can't figure out if I'm in a dream or in reality. For the teacher's problem, it is not possible to substitute the role of the student for a while.
But his "attitude" obviously angered the old pedant: "You will tell everyone how to improve the ability to solve problems in the exam." The old English scholar put down the chalk, propped up the podium with both hands, and stared at Tang Yin in a frenzy.
This old pedant also has his reasons, he is an old teacher who pays great attention to grades, if it was not Tang Yin who coughed just now, but other top students with good grades, he may pass by and not be held accountable.
The person who can disturb everyone is Tang Yin, who is a garbage student in the eyes of teachers and students, so it is logical for the old pedant to be mad at Tang Yin.
There was a burst of disdainful boos in the "cut ......" class, and no one would believe that Tang Yin could have any clever insights and answers.
Tang Yin looked down at his thin arms, suppressed the panic in his heart, raised his head again, and asked an idiot question that made the teacher even angrier and the student more noisy: "I...... How did I end up like this? ”
Because his brain is still in the perspective of the later generations, and because there are still too many fears and puzzles in his heart, he does not completely substitute the consciousness of being in the classroom when facing the problems of the old pedant.
"The one who buys cakes is too powerful, is Tang Yin confused? Earthquake Bird ......"
"Report to Mr. Zhou, Tang Yin's health today is really not very good." A young but silver-bell-like voice suddenly sounded beside Tang Yin, and at the same time, a girl taller than Tang Yin stood up from Tang Yin's position.
The girl's voice, like a magical power, instantly made the noisy classroom silent.
When Tang Yin heard this, he suddenly felt a stream of hot blood rushing from his spine to the top of his head, his whole body was stiff and straight, and his heart was skipping a beat. With some effort and sluggishness, he slowly turned his face sideways, looking squarely at the girl next to him who had risen to excuse himself.
What appeared in Tang Yin's sight was indeed the love he imagined and haunted by his dreams and he didn't dare to confess - Cai Yan.
Cai Yan is not the female artist in the country of sticks, but a female classmate who has only been at the same table with Tang Yin for a month, and it is also an unforgettable first love that Tang Yin has not forgotten for ten years.
This is actually nonsense, in Tang Yin's middle school at that time, 99% of the boys would sleep with Cai Yan's name on their pillows. The remaining 1 percent of boys, most of whom suffer from "color blindness".
In fact, it is not an exaggeration at all, Cai Yan is a cold and graceful talented woman with a mysterious identity. She only came to Xiangyang Middle School a month before the exam, but every time she took the exam, her grades were always the first in the grade. During that time, the phenomenon of late arrival and early departure of the class was completely eliminated because of her, and the learning atmosphere was unprecedentedly rich.
According to Tang Yin's memory, Cai Yan is just a dazzling meteor that passed by Xiangyang Middle School, and among the people who passed by her, Tang Yin was also included.
But now this goddess in memory will actually swim against the current in a voice of contempt and speak out to help herself, is this a dream? Because only in dreams can such a wonderful scene appear!
Tang Yin looked at Cai Yan, who was close at hand, nodded mechanically, but didn't say a word, and turned his face to the blackboard with great perseverance. But at the same time, he secretly decided in his heart that no matter what the status quo was, even for the sake of the goddess Cai Yan, he would have to be high-profile.
Facing Tang Yin's direct gaze, Cai Yan panicked for a while, and hurriedly avoided Tang Yin's clear and deep gaze, which was the first time in history.
Cai Yan didn't have a good impression of Tang Yin, but she did find that Tang Yin, who was at the same table today, seemed to be in poor health, his face was sallow, and his breath was also very disordered. Out of the psychology of seeking truth from facts, she will speak out to help Tang Yin.
But looking at Tang Yin just now made Cai Yan's heart skip a beat, because she found that Tang Yin's eyes were deep and vicissitudes, and she didn't dare to let people look at her directly, not at all as young people were as young as they were.
Fortunately, Tang Yin didn't keep staring at her, but turned his face away, faced the English teacher, and answered the old pedant's question: "I'm sorry Teacher Zhou, I sincerely apologize for the rude just now, but as Cai Yan said, my health is really not good today."
"As for how to improve your ability to solve questions during exams, you have just made it very clear. For example, elements such as finding the only thread that runs through the article and the direction of the author's writing.
And here I will give an example of the difference between the Eastern and Western cultures, which we must also face. A merchant who came to the Dragon Kingdom from England to do business, he sold goods in a booming business, and made a lot of money in the first year. But there are no green products of the same style and quality that have been sold, which makes him feel very surprised.
The next year he came again, this time he didn't believe in evil, and he designed more and better quality products, but without exception these products were green. But what is surprising is that he still hasn't sold a single green product, even if he gives it away for free.
"This Englishman has lost all his money, but he was a little unwilling before leaving, so he asked the people of Longguo, why did I design such an excellent product, but I couldn't sell a single one?"
The last child, who only knew a little English, pointed to the green product of the British, the hat, and said that the dragon people would not answer: "Because the dragon people don't like tobeacuckold."
"Boom ......"
Tang Yin used a very immature voice to say the example of a 100% cheat, which made the hormones in the classroom instantly diffuse.
Of course, no matter how young and frivolous everyone is, they don't dare to clap their hands, beat the table, and laugh in the classroom, and no matter how cool their emotions are, they have to hold back. But if you hold it like this, it's easy to hold out internal hemorrhoids!
"Is this still the same poor student Tang Yin, who usually hovers at the passing line?" Everyone instantly repositioned in their hearts: "...... Ya, Tai Chi is talented, and he is too cheating on his mother, he is simply the 'Green Hat Emperor' of Xiangyang Middle School! ”
At this moment, the third class of Xiangyang Middle School is invincible and super flying.
(Open a new book, beg to bite your lips and be stubborn, beg to surrender in sweat...... The key is to ask book friends to collect and recommend...... )
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