Chapter 12: How can I be a thief?
No one paid attention to the two women who left before and after, no one noticed the disappearance of Shuai Lang, and of course no one paid attention to the pair of men who slipped away in a hurry with money, everyone left, and no one noticed that the policeman who was wiping his mouth with a napkin was smiling proudly, as if nothing had happened in the restaurant, there were always guests coming in, and there were never customers leaving.
The moment the two of them went out and disappeared, the policeman got up and left as if he had eaten enough, left his seat as if nothing had happened, and did not forget to greet the greeting guests when he went out, and went out of the foyer to hail a car, and slowly pulled out the phone and whispered:
"Sister Sang...... Nothing happened, those two stupid x grabbed your wallet and ran...... Okay, old place rendezvous. ”
The taxi stopped on the side of the road, the police got in the car, and the car disappeared......
The last person in the scam is gone. Perhaps no one knew that there was a scam here, and no one knew his role in the scam, because he had been eating noodles all along, without raising his head, without speaking, and without looking at the table where the foreign exchange was exchanged.
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“…… You and your eldest sister go back early, and I'll be there later...... Got it......"
Less than a kilometer away from the location of the police boarding the car, the exact location is at the back of the alley, the exit is the Wenming Street that crosses Zhongzhou Avenue, there are still more than ten meters away from the alley, a woman is answering the phone, it is the missing beauty who has turned out of the alley, while continuing the phone while touching it from the head, a yellow and black hair cover is in the hand, when the mobile phone is buckled, the hair cover is discarded in the corner of the alley, followed by a coat off, elegantly shake the hand, turn it over and put it on immediately is a color, and then bend over, The trouser legs are pinned up, stacks of high boots are exposed, armpits are in the boots, in the blink of an eye, the delicate beauty with yellow hair, red clothes, and trousers has become a lively and beautiful girl with black hair, silver jacket, breeches and high boots, the temperament is very different, the whole action is not hurried, very elegant, just like a change of clothes, even if you return to the hotel now, I am afraid it is difficult to believe that it is the one who just came out of the hotel.
Yes, it's the one who kissed Shuai Lang, dropped a bag of banknotes, and mysteriously reappeared here.
"Yo...... Playing Big Change? You can't take it off more neatly. ”
The voice was full of ridicule, and the woman who was rubbing her face with makeup was frightened, and she turned her head in shock, and the meal paper in her hand fell to the ground slowly, a few steps away, and she saw a man in the hazy sky, I don't know when he had already stood there, leaning against the alley wall, although he couldn't see his face clearly, but he must have a bad smile.
"Who are you? There is a sick ......" The beauty said coldly, pretending not to know, and turned around to leave.
The one behind followed unhurriedly, and the voice came with the person: "You forgot about it just after kissing your dear?" Didn't you say that you would stay with me at night? How did you run. ”
"Ahh............h Warning you, stay away from me, girl, I lost a lot of money today, and I made you a big bargain in vain......"
The beauty said, needless to say, the kiss. Saying that, he quickened his pace, walked out of the alley, walked briskly, and when he turned back to the beckoning parking place, his heart was cold, and the goods were cold, that was the goods that shouted dear in the restaurant, and he still followed behind him unhurriedly. ”
Yes, the beauty has become a sister, but Shuai Lang then choked: "Okay...... Shout, save me from going to the police station, don't think I can't see what you're doing. ”
Speaking Shuai Lang put his hands together, his eyes looked at each other a little domineeringly, this is the gesture of the group beating back then, naturally it is full of momentum, so to speak, it worked, the beauty's face changed color slightly, her body was stunned as if she was frozen, Shuai Lang took two steps forward like a shirt, and stimulated: "Shout, shout...... Hey, I said that things have been reversed this year, and you made my buddy and me indecent, and I wanted to turn around and rake it, didn't you? How can you take advantage of all the benefits? ”
“ok、ok…… I'm sorry, but I recognized the wrong person, right? Our well water does not interfere with river water...... You didn't suffer a loss, did you? Don't inch in, that's the girl's first kiss...... "The beauty was a little timid, stretched out her hand to stop it, it would be like she was really afraid that Shuai Lang would come up and be directly rude, she took two steps back, and the panic was even worse, but the tentative Shuai Lang did not force it anymore, stood still with a smile, looked carefully at the hairstyle under the street lamp, and looked lively and pretty, and asked teasingly: "Hey, beauty, this dress is more beautiful...... What are you doing? Are you so scared to go to the police station? ”
A word woke up the person in the dream, and the panicked beauty suddenly stood still, her heart was settled, and she suddenly realized.
Dawu was not so polite to Shuai Lang, and squinted his eyes and said disdainfully: "Yes? What did I do? I didn't do anything? What am I afraid of? …… Don't follow your aunt and grandmother, is there such a chase for women? You don't look at your own surname, girl, I grab a handful with my eyes closed on the street, the altitude is higher than you, hey, I said you came down from Huaguo Mountain? The monkey spirit is the monkey spirit, and this appearance is really not in front of people...... Cut, just like this, I'm embarrassed to follow my sisters, let you come forward and kiss it, you have to hold your toes, are you embarrassed? ”
The voice was very loud, shouting directly at Shuai Lang, passers-by covered their noses and dodged with a smile, the words were obviously making fun of Shuai Lang's short stature, but the main problem was that the girl was too tall, the two of them stood a few steps away from each other, and it could be seen that the girl was indeed half a head taller than Shuai Lang, and described the shorter half of his head as some kind of animal, not only on the mouth, but also gave a gesture with his middle finger high forward, almost losing the face of Shuai Lang's blow, the beauty saw Shuai Lang's stunned face, and her heart was secretly happy, It is estimated that the self-esteem has been injured like this, and everyone has to squat on the wall to reflect on it, turn around and ignore Shuai Lang, and stride away proudly.
While walking, he secretly said in his heart, this stupid reminder is good, catch the thief and catch the stolen goods, you have to take the scene, and now, I'm afraid that even the deceived don't necessarily know what is going on...... But the only thing I was worried about was biting such a little tail on the back, that beauty, to be precise, a female liar, didn't even dare to sit in a taxi, and walked briskly, after all, the farther away from this street, the safer, of course, it was safer to throw off the tail behind.
The pace is speeding up, the sidewalk is ringing with a pleasant sound, slender legs, tight-legged boots, thin waist, short hair that has just rubbed to the shoulders, in the dark sky, the beauty walking briskly is like a smart curve, originally rushed out to pull the female cheater and slapped the handsome man with seventeen or eighteen faces, when he really saw the woman's posture of changing clothes and changing her image, he couldn't bear to start, and what he remembered in his mind was the passionate kiss, and at this time, looking at the beauty walking briskly in front of him, he was still so seductive, I had to let Shuai Langfa, who had been following unhurriedly behind, sigh.
What kind of world do you say, what's wrong with women? Whenever you meet a beautiful and outstanding person on the street, she is either a second wife or a third wife, or a young lady, or occasionally not, she is actually a female liar.
The one in front was walking with a little panic, and the ghost behind was chasing him, passing through the flower beds, through the shadows of the lights, through the zebra crossings on the sidewalk, passing by the shops and storefronts that had been lit on the side of the street, the beauty suppressed the surprise in her heart and didn't dare to look back, until her legs were a little sore, and when she bent down to pinch the joints, when she turned around, her stomach burped, and she was angry again.
A few steps away, the character who came down from Huaguo Mountain was smiling, and Hang Erlang was standing, grimacing and whistling, just like a little ** molesting a woman from a good family.
"You ......" The beauty slanted her hand and pointed at it, she was angry, she was a little speechless, she took a few breaths and said hatefully: "What do you want to do?" Warning you, don't mess with me...... provoked your aunt and grandmother to find someone to kill you. ”
The anxious, angry and fiery beauty is fluttering, and when she jumps and shouts, it seems to have a different flavor. After all, in the era of yin and yang, it is rare for a man to beat a woman on the street, and it is normal for a woman to beat a man.
"I didn't mess with you, you provoked me......" Shuai Lang pursed his lips and said lukewarmly, I'm afraid this expression is the true face of the beauty, although it is tempting, but she will not be moved by you, when she heard the threat Shuai Lang was welcome, she spat and spat: "Scare me, right?" I scare you too...... You're too unprofessional, aren't you? There is surveillance in the hotel, leaving your avatar, you just crossed three streets, six guard boxes, and walked for twenty minutes...... I took a picture of your real body, if I report you and compare the two sides, I'm afraid you won't have a chance to kill me, right? Fraud is much more serious than the crime of reversing foreign exchange. ”
"Sizzle......" The beauty took a breath, and was really taken aback, theoretically the sooner and faster she left the scene, the better, and the more no traces, the better, and now it is really a big trouble to leave such a thing, just now I was afraid that this goods did not dare to get on the car for fear of following, who knows that it is still following after walking so far, and then so frightened, the beauty opened her mouth, and suddenly she couldn't come up, and in a blink of an eye, she changed her strong words, and her nose snorted and shouted: "Who are you scaring about, what did I do...... You get out of here. Knowing what your stinky men have their surnames, and if you want to get cheap from your aunt and grandmother, there's no way. ”
When he said "no way", he pursed his lips and gouged out his eyes, and directly rejected the toad on the other side who seemed to want to eat swan meat, and there was no room for that expression.
Shuai Lang smiled, looked sideways and said, "If there is no door, there is no door, and if there is a dollar, it will be ...... Hey, I mean, you don't have any pockets on your body, so you stuff that part of the dollar? Haha......"
The beautiful woman was originally glaring, and she was always on guard when she saw Shuai Lang's ill-intentioned eyes, but as soon as the dollar came out, the momentum that was ready to shout faded, her eyelids jumped, and she closed her mouth suddenly.
The momentum disappeared, and a slight delay made Shuai Lang's heart as clear as a mirror, yes, this is really the US dollar of the two men.
Just a moment of hesitation, the woman's face changed, nervous and serious, and she seemed to see Shuai Lang's true intentions, but her face was not so good-looking, not like a beauty, like a female hooligan, her thumb pointed in her direction, and asked: "Want to eat black?" You don't want to inquire about who your sisters are? ”
"No matter who you are, you are also alone, whether I see the lust or the fortune uprising, you are not cured, believe it? …… Originally, buddy, I just stood by and watched, but you guys are too inauthentic, don't you talk about getting money, and you still pull me to be a substitute for the dead ghost? If you want those two goods to find out that the money is fake on the spot, do I have it? Shuai Lang said angrily, this is the most angry place, and it is also the place where I feel the danger inexplicably, just imagine, if the two react quickly or accidentally find that the dollar has been transferred, then the unlucky one is Shuai Lang. As soon as she said this, the beauty burst out laughing instead, smiling and looking at the handsome man who was not tall and unassuming, he smiled brightly, and explained disapprovingly with a sneer: "Who is the blame, who made you look so stupid and stare at me?" ”
"Yay!? I'm so loyal and honest, and I'm stupid in your eyes? Chong this sentence, I'm not done with you. Shuai Lang was really angry, pointing at the beauty, the beauty seemed to seize the opportunity, smiled, and folded her hands together in apology: "Okay...... Count me wrong, count me bad mouth, good men don't fight with women, I apologize...... Since you can see it, it is definitely not an ordinary person, we are the ones who lead the golden horse, I really don't have any money on me, you saw it, I have transferred the bag and left, I want the money to leave a card number, and the sisters will give you a share...... Now that you can see it, you know that there are policemen in our accomplices, so don't get into trouble......"
This beauty is ever-changing, and in the blink of an eye, she is extremely upright, whispering five or six steps apart, and her voice is very low when she talks about the police, with a mysterious expression, which makes people not believe it, but after saying it, Shuai Lang hehehaha smiled and bent down, staring at the girl with a sideways face, staring at the girl with a weak heart and hiding to the side.
The intimidation and temptation of both soft and hard, how can he frighten Shuai Lang, who has already peeked into the mystery, Shuai Lang smiled and pointed to the beautiful woman who was ready to flee at any time and said: "Speaking of the police, I still have to question your professionalism, so you are embarrassed to show off?" Go back and learn how to arrange the police number, I won't say that the first one is wrong, and I will not say it, but there are three fewer numbers, you can't even count the wrong number, you will pretend to be a policeman, and you are not afraid of laughing off people's teeth...... Ha ha...... If it weren't for the false siren, I wouldn't have been able to find the trick,...... You came up to tease me to create an opportunity for your accomplice to transfer the bag, and the two who were deceived always thought that the checked money was still in the bag, and the money was in the hands of your accomplice, and it had been taken away...... Then when you count the dollars, the police just come on the scene, and the two of them are nervous about the foreign exchange, which just gives you the opportunity to adjust the package, right? You used the transfer twice in a row, and the second time you transferred back the dollars before they had a chance to transfer, they were on you......"
Shuai Lang said, looking at the beauty a few steps away with ill-intentioned eyes, and walked a few steps while talking, although he didn't know who his surname was, but this girl's impression was extremely profound, and the light in the store, half bright and half dark, faded off the yellow hair cover, red coat, rolled up breeches legs and high boots This girl looked energetic, the face was whiter with anger, and the shame was even greater, facing Shuai Lang's eyes that had been staring at the deep gully in the middle of his chest, and inexplicably felt as if he was going to be stripped naked in public at any time. While subconsciously looking around for fear of an accident, he took a few steps backwards for fear of being twisted by Shuai Lang in public.
Fortunately, no one noticed this strange pair, but the female liar looked at Shuai Lang's cat-like eyes, and she couldn't stand it anymore, so she became angry and made a move that made Shuai Lang lean back and startled...... I saw that this girl's hand was in the back of the waist of his pants and didn't know how to touch it, Shuai Lang was shocked and thought that he was digging out the guy and doing it, who knew that the girl was in his hand, smiled, and made a stack of money in his hand, looking at Shuai Lang like a shirt, not waiting for Shuai Lang to make any moves, followed by both hands, his body moved slightly, and his coat was taken off to his hands, only wearing the remaining autumn clothes and leggings, the curve suddenly became more exquisite, followed by a roll, rolled the money in the middle of the small coat, pointed at Shuai Lang and said unconvinced: "...... You can do it, you have a vision, so do you see whether it is true or false this time? Have the ability to take it yourself......"
Talking and throwing his right hand, the roll of coat took off his hand and flew, and the sound went straight to the top of the rain eaves on the second floor of the street shop, and before Shuai Lang could react, the beauty turned around and ran, not going down the street, and ran straight into the small alley near the left, and the figure disappeared into the darkness in the blink of an eye.
"Yo... Golden cicadas shed their shells!? I see how many ...... you can take off."
Looking at the clothes bag thrown on the top of the rain eaves, and then looking at the direction where the female deception disappeared, Shuai Lang didn't think much about it, and chased straight into the alley.
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Just when Shuai Lang was catching up, along Zhongzhou Avenue to the south, Erma Road, near the long-distance bus station, the two figures who had been running were finally exhausted, under the street lamp outside the small commodity wholesale city, the two people were panting, holding on to the electric pole, and when they stopped, they gasped even more, but they were tired enough, but they were tired but happy, panting and laughing.
What are you laughing at, the buddy surnamed Liu smiled and whispered: "Damn, it's gone... Sent it... That stupid girl patronizes and scratches, and it's cheaper for us. ”
Originally, I went to redeem the money, but I didn't redeem it and took the principal of other people's money for nothing, how can I not be happy, the tall Qin brother raised his neck and smiled, and stretched out his hand: "Money, money, money...... Take it, divide it...... Find a place and have fun. ”
The surname Liu sighed, handed over the bag that had been sweating in his hand, and the Qin brothers grabbed it, stretched out their hands, and as soon as the thick paper bag of ICBC arrived, they grinned happily and pulled out the two stacks of thick money.
Yes? The smile instantly condensed, and Brother Qin handed the money to his accomplices very seriously, and asked angrily, "What's going on?" ”
color pairs, red; If the thickness is right, the money is wrong...... Those words are enough to make people angry, the underworld bank...... The renminbi became a dark currency, and the buddy surnamed Liu was startled, and quickly clarified: "Big brother, we ran all the way out, and you still doubt me?" ”
"Yes...... Brother Qin patted his head, and it was easy to figure out what the problem was, and he threw the dark coin on the ground and said, "Damn, that rotten b is doing tricks...... Oops, isn't that right? Let's watch her put the money in her bag, didn't anyone move? ”
As soon as the two looked at each other, they couldn't figure out what was going on, and the accomplice who stared at him had a flash of inspiration, and slapped his thigh, it must be the pair of kissing dogs and men who didn't know what to do, and the two of them cursed this pair thousands of times, and the weather didn't disappear, but it's a bit lucky to think about it, but it's good that there is no transaction, if you exchange it for a handful of dark coins, it's too late to cry, the buddy surnamed Liu thinks this stubble is coming, and says that the police are coming, or maybe something will happen, speaking of which, Brother Qin also happily agreed: "Yes, thanks to the police, I will lose a lot...... Damn, I was almost fooled, what are you talking about, I must have a few more eyes when I come out to mix, and now this person has too many essences, maybe he will fall into the ditch...... Yes? ”
As he spoke, he put his hand into his pocket, and the stack of large dollar bills was still there, thick to the touch, comfortable to the touch, and he knew that it was not fake when he touched it, so he took it out casually, and the buddy surnamed Qin exclaimed, followed by Xi Xi Suosuo looked at it one by one, looked at it, and all the movements were still.
These two buddies, after reading it, one expression was frozen in crying and laughing, and the other expression was just like wanting to cry without tears, and the two of them sat softly on the side of the street as if they had been pumped off their spines, and the banknotes in their hands fell to the ground and scattered......
After a while, the buddy surnamed Qin reacted, pinched his accomplice's shoulder in pain, touched the position of his heart with the other hand, and said with tears: "Three thousand dollars, brother, that's all money........."
"Big brother, I want to open a little ...... Anyway, we stole it......" surnamed Liu comforted, in fact, in his heart, it was a general heartache.
"It's money that's what you steal...... I'm him, this is not going to give us a way to live. "Brother Qin really can't let go. The two hard-working brothers sighed again and again, and they didn't have the heart to pick up the money scattered on the ground
The money is not fake, it is still a dollar, and the size and color of the banknotes scattered on the ground are also correct, but the 100 denominations have all become 1 yuan denominations, and they have indeed been adjusted............
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