"Phew! What bullshit dean! ”

Wang Wen scolded and walked out of a high-end community in Jiangbei City, and did not forget to raise his middle finger at one of the windows when he was leaving!

"I received four bottles of Moutai, and I didn't even let out a fart. If I become the dean, I will first expel you, a shameful old man, from the sacred medical team. Wang Wen gritted his teeth and said. Pity the four bottles of fifteen-year-old Moutai, and the three-month salary is wasted!

In fact, none of this is anything to him! In this life, who can't encounter a few unlucky things such as meat buns beating dogs? The key is that I can't stand the hypocrisy of the dean of the three good deans of 'good wine', 'good betting' and 'lustful'!

Wang Wen was in line with the heart of 'drinking more and doing things', and when the dean was drunk to eight points, he proposed to be transferred from cardiac surgery to pharmacy.

Wang Wen has been in the cardiac surgery department for more than a year, he has never operated on the main knife, he was called by several chief doctors, and he has been suturing all day except for removing stitches, and sometimes even Wang Wen himself feels that he is not a surgeon, but a tailor!

Timid! Breath!

Two days ago, a doctor in the pharmacy department went to the sea, and there was a temporary vacancy of a position, so Wang Wen set his sights on it. Not to mention the leisurely work, there are also rebates to take, comfortable!

As a result, as soon as Wang Wen mentioned this, the originally drunk and dazed dean immediately came to his senses and began to pretend to be serious with the strength of wine!

Wang Wen talked about the transfer of departments, and he talked a lot about the system. Wang Wen talked about the system, and he began to talk about reform again. Wang Wen talked about reform, and he started talking about morality again!

Say to your grandma!

When you work with the head nurse in the office, why don't you talk about ethics? At this time, use morality as a shield, and I am not afraid of flashing my waist with kidney deficiency!

At that time, looking at the dean's sallow face due to wine, Wang Wen kept wondering in his heart, how could there be such a shameless person in the world? I don't know what the ancestors of this dead old man did for eighteen generations to make such a broken thing, it is estimated that when I gave birth, the midwife nurse stuffed the person back and left the placenta to raise it.

Looking at the people who were in a hurry on the road, Wang Wen sighed in his heart, it seems that he will have to continue to work as a tailor in the cardiac surgery after the year!

At this time, the street lights on the side of the street are on. Because of the Chinese New Year, red lanterns are hung under the street lamps in Jiangbei City, which looks particularly festive.

However, Wang Wen's heart was not happy, not only because of the previous Moutai dog beating, but also because today is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, but he has to be on duty in the hospital.

Living alone in a strange city, sometimes you have to pretend to be a grandson!

Who told us to be young?

As soon as he took two steps, he suddenly felt a violent contraction in his lower abdomen, and something in his throat rushed upward.

Wang Wen's eyes widened, and he hurriedly ran to the side of the road, leaning against the wall and vomiting. Wang Wen, who was smoked with strong wine, frowned himself, and after a while, he barely came to his senses.

He staggered up straight, his feet fluttering, a bit of Ling Bo's micro-step. What's even more strange is that a beautiful woman who just passed by her has four buttocks, which is not right if you want to rape!

A biting cold wind blew, Wang Wen's body couldn't help shaking, he shook his head vigorously, his consciousness suddenly cleared up a lot, and the things he saw were no longer ghosted.

"On duty, sleep!"

Wang Wen took a deep breath, patted his face with his hand, and walked towards the opposite street.

As soon as he got off the roadside steps, a BMW turned this way, and Wang Wenzhi, who was blinded by the bright light, frowned. If you want to go backwards, there is a bicycle behind you, so you can only go forward. As a result, my legs couldn't keep up with my head, and I thought that I had already crossed the street, but I just took two steps under my feet.

Seeing the BMW getting closer and closer, Wang Wen's head anesthetized by alcohol couldn't react for a while, and he stood still in place, watching the BMW crash over.

"Squeak~~!"

The wheels left a long tire print on the ground, and the screeching of brakes resounded throughout the street.

Wang Wen, who was standing in place, looked at the BMW car in front of him, the front bar of the car was only one centimeter away from his legs, and it had reached the point where he could not see the surface of his feet when he lowered his head.

Just when Wang Wen was secretly rejoicing, there was a 'snap', the car door opened, and a woman got out of the driving seat!

The black plush coat sets off the woman's white skin, and the long black leather boots make the woman look stylish and stylish!

Wang Wen's index finger moved when he looked at his towering chest, this was not Wang Wen's lustfulness, but his occupational disease as a cardiac surgeon - look at people and look at the moment!

In the hospital, the angel in white has seen a lot, and occasionally I see someone wearing black, which feels very fresh. And this woman is really good-looking, very temperamental!

"What's the matter with you? Walk without looking at the car! Song Jia frowned, and an arrogant voice came out of her seductive mouth, "Did you deliberately touch porcelain?" I can tell you, don't be a scoundrel! ”

Wang Wen was stunned when he heard this, his head, which was already paralyzed by alcohol, was now even more confused.

Wang Wen is not an unreasonable person, it stands to reason that the woman should get out of the car and come over to see if he is injured, greet him with concern, and then send him to the hospital to take a film, if he is injured and disabled, he will promise to take care of him for the rest of his life. If it's okay, leave your phone number, and then have time to come out for tea, chat, friends, etc.

How can you just touch porcelain, scoundrels and the like?

It hurts so much!

Wang Wen's impression of women instantly slipped to a trough!

It stands to reason that a woman who has a perfect moment should have a perfect heart! And the temper of the woman in front of her is extremely unworthy of her moment, Wang Wen judged from the dual perspectives of profession and professionalism, this woman's moment must be a cushion!

"Girl, speak politely, what do you mean by being a scoundrel? What is touching porcelain? Wang Wen politely asked.

"Who is your sister, don't get close to me." Song Jia glanced at Wang Wen angrily, then stretched out his hand and pointed to the car, saying, "You hit my car, this is touching porcelain!" It was also played on TV, and it was said that it was the New Year, and there were a lot of people who touched porcelain on the road, so let the drivers be careful. Tell you, it's useless if you want to lie to me! Do you know who I am? ”

Looking at the woman with round apricot eyes and sharp teeth, the disgust in Wang Wen's heart increased dramatically.

Is there any order in this river and lake?

Wang Wen's self-conscious guy is not bad, and he is a top student from a famous university. In the financial world, it is a potential stock, and in the animal world, it is a maxima who has not yet met Bole. I can't accept being classified as a scoundrel all of a sudden!

Moreover, if a woman is good-mouthed, Wang Wen may take the initiative to apologize, but now she is called a 'scoundrel', but she has not done anything like a scoundrel, isn't this a big loss?

The BMW car in front of him was good, Wang Wen took a small step forward gently, leaned on the car, suddenly bent his legs, lay on the ground, and rolled on the ground while holding his right leg!

"Oops, hit someone, it hurts me to death~~!"

"My leg, my leg is broken~~~!"

Wang Wen rolled around in front of the car, getting under the car for a while, and hitting the front bar with his body for a while, the painful screams made the viewers sad and the listeners cry!

Seeing Wang Wen's 'bang' with his head on the car, Song Jia suddenly became anxious, kept stomping his feet, and pointed his finger at Wang Wen who was rolling on the ground with a red face, "You, you are a scoundrel, I didn't hit you~~!" ”

When some passers-by saw it, they all walked away and pointed at her.

After Song Jia saw it, she became even more anxious, looked at the passers-by around and explained, "I really didn't hit him, he was fine just now, and suddenly fell to the ground!" Don't go, bear witness for me!" ”

When the passers-by heard this, they didn't stop, and continued to walk forward pretending not to see it. Today is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, who wants to provoke such a thing?

Seeing the indifference of passers-by, Song Jia sighed softly, then looked at the man who was still rolling on the ground, and asked, "What do you want?" Asking for money, huh? I give. With that, he returned to the car, took out a bag, took out a stack of money from it, and put it on the car cover, "I only have this cash on me, hurry up, I still have urgent business!" ”

As soon as Song Jia's words fell, a miracle happened, and Wang Wen, who was still rolling on the ground in pain, immediately stood up and kept patting the dust on his body with his hands.

"You, you're ......!" Song Jia pointed at Wang Wen with her finger and looked at each other with her eyes narrow. I've seen a porcelain touch, but I haven't seen such an annoying person, so I'm pretending to be for a while, and I get up so quickly? Song Jia was speechless for a while, and you didn't say anything for a long time.

Wang Wen patted the dust on his body, took the money placed on the car cover in his hand, and pinched the thickness with his hand, it was about several thousand, it seems that this woman is quite rich, no wonder it is so horizontal.

"Did you see it all just now?" Wang Wen asked the woman while raising the ticket in his hand in front of the woman.

"Yes, I see!" Song Jia stared at Wang Wen deadly, as if she had a great hatred!

"Isn't it exciting?" Wang Wen asked.

"Wonderful, wonderful!" Song Jia gritted her teeth and said.

"Remember, that's just now called touching porcelain!" Wang Wen looked at the other party seriously and said, then stretched out his finger and pointed to the white lines on the ground, and asked, "Do you know what this is?" ”

After Song Jia heard this, she glanced at Wang Wen and did not speak.

"Don't know? Then I'll tell you! This is called a zebra crossing, also known as a pedestrian crossing. When the driver sees this thing, he should automatically slow down or stop to let the pedestrian pass safely. As long as I stand on this, the fault will always be yours! Wang Wen looked at the woman and said, "Knowledge, right?" Alien! If you are envious, jealous, hateful, adoring, respectful, and loving, then quickly apologize for the insult you just gave me! ”

"What apologies, what did I say about you?" Song Jia yelled at Wang Wen again.

"You call me a scoundrel!"

After hearing this, Song Jia looked Wang Wen up and down, pursed his lips, turned his head, and said with a sneer, "You rolled on the ground and hit your head just now, you are so skilled in business, and you say that you are not a scoundrel?" Cut, who believes it~! ”

"Miss, you can't ......!"

"Hey, what's it called? I'm not a miss! Song Jia glanced at Wang Wen and said.

"Then, auntie......!"

"You're ......!" Song Jia looked at Wang Wen fiercely, "I think you are not only a scoundrel, but also a hooligan!" ”

"Whew!" Wang Wen changed his previous tone of good talk and discussion, glared at the woman and said loudly, "Tell you, I've put up with you for a long time." Who do you think you are? It doesn't matter if your head is bad, the key is not to get into the water! Don't be so presumptuous! Just like you, strip naked and chase after your master for three streets, and look back at you and count me as a hooligan! Try it if you don't believe it! Wang Wen pinched his waist with one hand and pointed to the street with the other.

Song Jia's little face turned red, her breathing became more and more rapid, and a pair of apricot eyes stared at Wang Wen, eager to tear him apart.

"Good, good!" Song Jia gritted her teeth and said, "Growing so big, you are the first person to say this about me!" ”

"Really? I'm sorry, it seems that there are fewer and fewer people like me who love to tell the truth! ”

Song Jia clenched her fists tightly, then took out a mobile phone from her pocket, and said while slanting at Wang Wen with her eyes, "You wait, I will make you regret what you just said for the rest of your life!" As he spoke, he began to dial the number.

"I am eight honors on the left and eight shames on the right, three representatives are on the waist, a mass of harmony is on the chest, people block killing, Buddha blocks killing Buddha! I'm not afraid of whoever you call! Wang Wen said, and then stuffed the stack of money in his hand into the woman's clothes, "I'm going to work, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here." But remember, you owe me an apology! With that, Wang Wen walked to the other side of the street!

"Stop, don't run!" Song Jia shouted loudly while holding up her mobile phone.

"I didn't run, I walked!" Wang Wen said with a step.

"Hmph, are you scared?" Song Jia pinched her waist and said contemptuously.

"yes, I'm afraid you'll strip naked and chase me!" Wang Wen said loudly, then turned around and walked away.

Song Jia couldn't catch up, so she could only stomp her feet the spot, and her angry appearance was different.

At this time, the mobile phone was connected.

"Hey, Jiajia, where are you? Why haven't you arrived home yet? A middle-aged man's deep voice came from the phone.

"Dad, I just arrived in Jiangbei and was bullied!" After Song Jia heard it, she said angrily.

"Hehe, who dares to bully us Jiajia? Tell Dad, who is it? ”

"A scoundrel, I don't know!"

"Don't know? Then hurry home, everyone is waiting for you! ”

"Old Comrade Song, Governor Song, your daughter was bullied, is this your attitude?" Song Jia said loudly.

"Comrade Xiao Song, what do you say? Let me mobilize all the leaders and cadres and police officers of Jiangbei City who are celebrating the New Year at home in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, just to help you catch a scoundrel? Okay, go home, your grandfather has been waiting for you for a long time. Come on! With that, he hung up the phone.

"Hey, hey?"

Song Jia shouted a few times at the mobile phone, but no one answered her, so she had to put the mobile phone in her pocket, looking at the direction in which the previous scoundrel disappeared, Song Jia gritted her teeth fiercely.

"It's not over, I'm going to dig you out of the pit!"