Hook.

Yun Mu almost collapsed when he finished pulling the hook, because the proprietress forced him to follow the hook and hang him for a hundred years.

This is where Yun Mu is young, the more young teenagers want to try to be mature, and they often think that some things that reveal their true feelings are very naïve. They have youth, but they don't cherish it.

As everyone knows, the really old uncles are in turn pursuing this kind of fun, these uncles have no youth, and they are all playing with their lives to remember their youth, such as the strange uncle of Niu Bi often goes to find the little Lori to pull the hook. (Voiceover: Jie Yea...... Another reason why Yun Mu almost collapsed was that the proprietress ignored him directly after pulling the hook, she sat back on the sofa, took out a large handful of things from her handbag, and touched up her makeup as if no one was around.

At this moment, Yun Mu was not sure if the proprietress really favored him, and to the proprietress he seemed to be more like a confidant of her when she was sad. And most of the time, she is a successful female surname with a career and a family background, and her world is different from Yun Mu. Her inner world, Yun Mu may not be able to understand.

Perhaps, this is a generational gap caused by age.

After a long time, the tears on the proprietress disappeared and she became radiant again. She changed to a charming sitting position, and smiled at Yun Mu, who was in a daze: "Okay, I'm much more comfortable, how can I thank you?" ”

At such an atmospheric moment, of course Yun Mu had to take an inch, took the initiative to sit next to the proprietress and said, "Thank you for not needing, why don't you think about it again, how about teaching me self-defense skills with both hands, you don't want to see me being bullied by the people of the Sun family, right?" ”

The proprietress muttered: "Teach you to, but ugly words ahead, you are not the material for practicing kung fu." ”

Yun Mu was puzzled: "How do you see it?" ”

The proprietress said angrily: "Do you think I am really willing to tease you little hairy boys?" Phew, I'm full, huh? Over the years, I have been touching those little boys, just to measure their bones, to find a successor with excellent bones, to fulfill the last wish of my old man. ”

Yun Mu was taken aback: "Just like in the martial arts drama, you can feel the roots and bones by touching it?" ”

Hostess: "Almost." ”

Yun Mu threw himself into the ground, put himself in his shoes, the proprietress is not easy, in order to find a successor, she did not hesitate to sacrifice part of the hue, and her spirit is commendable. After settling down, he asked curiously, "Could you be wrong?" Among the hundreds of people who have appeared in your Internet café, am I not the kind of person with outstanding bones?? I think even if I'm not a martial arts wonder that I haven't met in a hundred years, I should be considered a haven't met in ten years, right? ”

The proprietress smiled dumbly: "Just you? It's not been ten years, and even Lin Hao's thin monkey qualifications are stronger than yours. ”

"Won't it?" Yun Mu had a bitter face, unable to accept this kind of blow.

The proprietress snorted lightly, not bothering to pay attention to him.

The more Yun Mu thought about it, the more unconvinced he became, and said hatefully: "Woman, you touch your conscience and say, is my physical fitness not good?" It doesn't make sense, I feel like I'm the best person in my age. ”

The proprietress glanced at him and said indifferently: "Who told you that if you are in good health, you must be suitable for martial arts?" Let's put it this way, to give you a familiar example, is it true that all people with good physical fitness are guaranteed to become basketball stars? Not necessarily, maybe he's fit to play football, maybe he's fit to play rugby. ”

Yun Mu suddenly, to put it bluntly, the spiritual surname index of his martial arts practice is not high, just like the tragedy of playing the guitar back then.

He was happy when he thought of this, why was he happy? Thirty points of the spirit surname, now that he has a thirty points of the spirit surname, what else is there to be afraid of? So this thing told a little lie: "Secretly tell you a secret, this time I went to the hospital, I felt that I had a genetic mutation, didn't you notice that I had grown a lot taller?" Maybe now that my qualifications have suddenly improved, you can try again. ”

The proprietress couldn't laugh or cry, and if it had been postponed to a hundred years ago, she might have believed it. Because in ancient times, there were many genius treasures that could improve people's physique. Since entering the high-tech society, the legendary genius treasure has long been extinct, and there has been no ultimate master on the earth for nearly a hundred years.

Yun Mu still didn't give up: "Don't be so ruthless, what do you think, what kind of unique maze of the Sun family, it sounds so awesome, buddy learned it in one day, isn't this talented?" ”

"You're also called stealing? It's just a little rough, and it's far from the essence. The proprietress poured a basin of cold water, looking at Yun Mu, who was devastated, she smiled coquettishly: "Okay, I just said it, if you want to learn, I will teach you, put a stinky face on anyone." ”

Yun Mu immediately jumped up and pushed away the coffee table, vacated a small open space in the living room, and said enthusiastically: "It's better to hit it, come on, teach me first." ”

Mo Wei looked at Erlang's legs, looking like a queen, and the old god was saying, "You want to learn like this?" ”

Yun Mu: "How about that?" ”

Mo Wei: "Serve tea and bow to the teacher." ”

Yun Mu was stunned: "Eldest sister, don't bring this, right?" ”

The proprietress immediately stepped down her face and said solemnly: "I won't talk to you about the way of respecting teachers in the rivers and lakes, just say that now those gyms and fighting halls, you can't get a membership card first when you go to learn something?" You can't learn anything with the membership card alone, you have to give gifts to the coach and treat you to dinner......"

Yun Mu almost vomited blood: "You really came, right?" ”

Hostess: "Do you think I'm fake?" ”

changed Yun Mu's previous temper, and when he was angry, he simply stopped learning. But now this thing is much more sensible, after experiencing the sneak attack of Long Si, he must learn some self-defense skills. Next, the guy smiled cheaply: "Beauty, you see that we know each other so well and have such a good relationship, so you don't need those polite forms, right?" ”

The proprietress was very calm: "Some forms cannot be less, this is the rule." ”

"What kind of broken rules, you are my child daughter-in-law, I am your little husband, both old husbands and wives, how hurtful it hurts for the two of them to talk about this?" Yun Mu blurted out, after speaking, he didn't feel quite right, and he had an ominous premonition that disaster came out of his mouth.

Sure enough, the proprietress stood up, crossed her waist with one hand, pointed to his nose with the other, and scolded: "Now that you know that someone is your wife, why did you go before?" ”

Yun Mu Dog was bloody, and said with a heart: "You wait, I'll go downstairs to buy tea!" ”

"No need." The proprietress spoke, and under Yun Mu's surprised gaze, she pointed to a bottle of Master Kong's green tea on the coffee table, and said with a smile: "I don't like tea, just bring it over." ”

"Is that okay?"

"Why not, it's good that the heart has arrived."

Yun Mu didn't care so much, he walked over with green tea in both hands, and suddenly felt very nervous: "Let's say okay first, I won't do this kind of thing like kneeling and kowtowing." ”

"How's that going to work?" The proprietress smiled and said in a compromise: "At least you have to kneel down on one knee." ”

Yun Mu reluctantly accepted this setting, knelt on one knee, held up the green tea, tried to recall the lines in the martial arts film, and said loudly: "Master, please drink tea." ”

After speaking, he felt a burst of sadness, how can he look like a ** young man holding green tea to propose?

A smile flashed out of the corner of her eyes, the proprietress coughed twice, and said with a kind and kind look: "Apprentice, Heaven and Earth Monarch Teacher, you have to remember these five words." From now on, you must listen to the master, and you are not allowed to disobey the master. ”

Yun Mu cried: "After going around for a long time, you just wait here to yin me, right?" ”

The proprietress immediately became unkind, and said fiercely: "I know that you little bastard is unreliable, let's say, do you learn or not?" ”

Yun Mu thought that he was like this, it would be a pity to give up halfway, Suo gritted his teeth and said: "Learn, I learn!" ”

"That's pretty much it." The proprietress turned out green tea, opened the cap, and moistened her throat. Yun Mu thought that she was finally about to get into the main topic, but the proprietress took two sips and said to herself: "I've been crying for a long time, and I'm really a little thirsty......"

Yun Mu stood up suddenly, and said indignantly: "Don't rub it off, Teacher Mo, come on." ”

Before the words fell, Yun Mu only felt a flower in front of him, and his chest and waist were impacted by a wonderful force. By the time he came to his senses, he was already lying on the ground. Those two forces were controlled just right, and although Yun Mu was put down, his body did not feel uncomfortable.

The proprietress stood in place as if she had never moved, Yun Mu, who was lying on the ground, raised her eyes and looked up, and suddenly felt that the proprietress was unfathomable, she was simply a master, a master, a master, several grades higher than Long Si.

When Yun Mu stood up, the proprietress was as lonely as snow and said, "I'll teach you this trick today, little grappler." ”

Yun Mu was not depressed by the beating, but was very excited: "Okay, I think this trick is very powerful." ”

Seeing Yun Mu's unbeaten appearance, the proprietress was angry, so she put him down again.

Yun Mu, who fell to the ground, finally sighed: "You slow down, can you take a few slow motions first and explain carefully?" ”

The proprietress said coldly: "I'm sorry, I'll only be fast, not slow." I'm going to attack you again and again, and it's up to you to learn as much as you want. ”

Yun Mu's eyes were moist, this crazy woman with a black belly deliberately abused me, right?

The proprietress didn't give him extra time to think, this time she spoke very calculatingly, and put Yun Mu to the ground again and again. And Yun Mu is also very Olympic spirit, and he was put down again and again and got up again and again.

This was repeated twenty times, and the proprietress had already been angry enough, and she was embarrassed to start. But the one on the other side had a bull's temper, and actually took the initiative to attack, and the proprietress had to knock him down again in order to protect herself.

When he was put down for the thirtieth time, Yun Mu lay on the ground and couldn't get up.

Taking the initiative is effective, Yun Mu gradually forced the proprietress to the window, and there was no way to retreat. This time, the two were too close, and the proprietress took advantage of the situation to knock him to her feet.

There was nothing wrong with that in and of itself, the only problem was that the hostess was wearing a dress. Lying on the ground, Yun Mu just wanted to get up, and as soon as he looked up, he saw two beautiful long legs wrapped in black silk, and his eyes extended to the root along the slightly separated long legs...... The lace that looks like lace is so sensitive.

(To be continued)