[112] Slimming artifact
When the meal was served, Liu Ya didn't move the chopsticks.
Maizi looked at Yun Mu, then at Liu Ya, and asked, "What, you two quarreled?" ”
Yun Mu was a little curious: "Senior sister, how can you see it?" ”
Maizi: "The sullen willow buds are all written on their faces, who can't see it?" ”
Yun Mu: "No, I want to ask you how you can tell that I am a couple with her?" ”
The wheat almost fell, and he couldn't help but laugh: "Aren't you? ”
Yun Mu was very sincere: "To be honest, I haven't pulled the marriage certificate yet." ”
Maizi almost squirted out in a mouthful of rice, but I really didn't see that the thing in front of me was still a comedian.
Hai Mimi was about to hold her breath with laughter, and her chest was turbulent.
What clothes this girl wears looks like low-cut, a pair of breasts unreasonably stretch the fabric open, and those who are not low-cut have become low-cut. If you wear Liu Ya's more dignified and elegant white dress to Hai Mimi, it will also become a low-cut sultry evening dress.
Yun Mu couldn't help but look at the pair of chests, and Liu Ya immediately kicked him under the table. This made Yun Mu marvel at Liu Ya's powerful insight, and secretly sighed that he couldn't live in the future, and he didn't expect to appreciate other beauties with Liu Ya.
So he studied it from the point of view of purity, and found that the rumors were not reliable at all.
According to his observations, Maizi and Hai Mimi are not rotten girls, and they have nothing to do with rotten girls at all.
There are two major forms of expression of rotten girls: first, I like BL literary and artistic works; 2. Like yy men and men...... These two elements, from the current point of view, wheat and sea honey do not have.
Even if the surnames of wheat and sea honey are a little vague, they can be summarized as lilies at most. But in recent years, when many people hear about lesbians, they reflexively classify lesbian girls as rotten girls, which is a completely wrong understanding. There are also people who divide the girls who are fierce in words and deeds and often [***] into rotten girls, and this understanding undoubtedly has Chinese characteristics.
Yun Musuo's surname is no longer studied, no matter whether those two girls are rotten girls or not, it has nothing to do with him.
Hai Mi Mi is very good at enlivening the atmosphere, she is really familiar, and said with a smile: "If you have already pulled the marriage certificate, it will really scare people to death." By the way, do you have that intention? ”
The situation is completely in favor of Yun Mu, Liu Ya couldn't sit still, and opened Chrysostom: "Don't listen to his nonsense, eat, otherwise he will fool you so much that you will be full just by drinking a little water." ”
Yun Mu was very helpless, Liu Ya didn't give face today, and turned his elbow outward at the critical moment.
Hai Mimi was even more gossipy: "Liu Ya, he wouldn't have fooled you like this before, right?" ”
Liu Ya: "Impossible, I am immune to his rhetoric." ”
Hai Mimi changed an object: "Little junior brother, can you tell me how you chased Liu Ya?" ”
Yun Mu: "It's hard to say. ”
Hai Mimi: "What's not to say, everyone is so familiar, let me tell you, I won't tell others." ”
Yun Mu: "When I catch up, I'll talk to you again." ”
Hai Mi Mi was stunned: "You haven't caught it yet?" ”
Yun Mu turned his head sideways and cast an inquiring glance at Liu Ya, meaning: Can I tell the truth?
Liu Ya glared at him and cast a threatening look at Yun Mu, meaning: You dare!
How can a man with the Olympic spirit be threatened? So Yun Mu went out: "I confessed, I confessed, she said that she wanted to chase me to the end of the world as my home!" ”
Hai Mi Mi was stunned, and Mai Zi was also stunned, but she was chasing backwards? This is not scientific!
Under the table, Liu Ya reached out and pinched Yun Mu's thigh.
Yun Mu bared his teeth in pain, turned his head to stare at Liu Ya, and relented on the spot. He saw a small grievance in Liu Ya's eyes, and she got rid of a weak girl who was bullied, Yun Mu's heart softened, this blind date was not successful, and he was too carried away, so he made up for it: "Don't think about it, in fact, I am still on a blind date with her." ”
"Blind date?"
Wheat and Sea Honey spoke in unison, feeling incredible.
Hearing Yun Mu say the most true truth, Liu Ya didn't play a little surname anymore, anyway, when it came to this, she didn't hide it: "It's the same as an adult's blind date, it's suitable to be together, and it's not appropriate to pull it down." ”
Yun Mu breathed a sigh of relief, he was really worried that he would make Liu Ya unhappy again, and now it seems that Liu Ya is not so stingy. He didn't know when he had become too concerned about Liu Ya's feelings.
"Interesting." Maizi seemed to be inspired and muttered, "I will also find a blind date in the future." ”
"Liu Ya, many people say that you are the girl with the most surname in the two, it really makes sense, I also think that a blind date is a good way. Think about it carefully, the more girlfriends they have, the more popular they are, and we women will become Yang Hua if we women have a few boyfriends. If it is replaced by a blind date, others will not be able to gossip......" Hai Mimi admired this method very much, and sighed for a while.
Liu Ya: "There is still a degree in the middle, if a woman goes on a blind date just to hook up with a few more men, it is no different from the water surname Yang Hua." ”
Yun Mu almost couldn't hold back the warm applause, Hai Mimi's expression just now, he looked like this girl wanted to make a handsome guy in the name of a blind date, for fear that Liu Ya would be damaged by the big-breasted rotten girl opposite, so he secretly sweated. Hearing Liu Ya's words, Yun Mu's heart fell to the ground, and the status of this girl with thoughts and surnames in his heart rose again.
Next, the three little women discussed the topic of blind date with great interest, had in-depth and detailed debates, and came up with many new theories and ideas. Yun Mu couldn't interject at all, and silently acted as an audience.
Ten minutes later, Maizi realized Yun Mu's existence: "Why don't you speak?" ”
Yun Mu: "I'm in speechless emotion, you continue, don't worry about me." ”
Maizi was surprised: "What are you touching?" ”
Yun Mu: "You sit in front of me, and you can still eat, this kind of thing hasn't happened for a long time." ”
Maizi: "You can be moved by such a small thing?" ”
Yun Mu: "Yes, in the past, when the girls in our class wanted to lose weight, they would look at me a few times, and they couldn't eat for three days. It is said to be quite effective, and several girls have successfully lost weight. ”
Under the dining table, Liu Ya's little hand stretched out, and when it was about to touch the back of Yun Mu's hand, it retracted again. Remembering the phrase "If you will hold my hand when you are vulnerable, then I don't mind being a little more vulnerable", Liu Ya decided that she couldn't cheapen this guy, and besides, this guy seemed to be very disgusted with the kind of things that were derived from sympathy.
Similar to the feeling of talking in the hospital for the first time, Liu Ya once again felt the difference between Yun Mu and ordinary teenagers who experienced hardship. This is more optimistic than many people, and can always talk about the originally heavy things lightly, and even make heartless people laugh out loud after listening to it. After this period of getting along, Liu Ya's experience is more profound, and Yun Xiaomu in her heart is a little silver most of the time, and occasionally has a little sadness.
Maizi and Hai Mimi didn't smile and exchanged a look.
When they first met Yun Mu, they heard Yu Sha say something similar in front of the window of the dance studio. At that time, Maizi was still inexplicably furious, and Yu Sha was embarrassed. And Hai Mi Mi has always been in the same camp as Maizi, and Maizi's ideological policy is her course of action.
Maizi had already seen Yun Mu's stubbornness, she didn't need to comfort him, but looked at him directly, and said with a smile: "Do you think you can be more intimidating than the orcs in WOW?" ”
Yun Mu thought about it for a while, and said with a smile: "It's not easy to compare, each has its own merits." ”
Maizi said a little proudly: "Then what else is there to say, I chose the ugliest orc shape when I created the character, and I watched it with relish all day long." Since then, I haven't felt any pressure at all when I see the scary animals. ”
Yun Mu could hear good and bad words, Mai Zi's words were joking, and there was no malicious intent. In the hospital that day, Maizi looked at him with the third kind of eyes, like looking at an ordinary person, which was already very gratifying to him.
(To be continued)