After the fat examiner took Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to a classroom, he said hello and left.

The person who presided over the written test was a middle-aged bald head, he took the form of the two, glanced at it, and said lukewarmly: "Find a place to sit down, and start the written test when everyone is together." ”

Nearly fifty desks, only half of them were seated, both men and women, all of them were sitting in danger, they didn't dare to take a breath, they looked nervous, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang sat in the back row.

After sitting for five minutes, Wu Ming yawned, took out his mobile phone and started playing the game, and the sound was on......

"Let someone touch one!" A delicate electronic female voice.

"Hurry up and don't waste taxpayers' time!" Impatient electronic male voice.

The examiner stared at Wu Ming with an unkind expression, and there seemed to be green tendons on his face, but he didn't say anything, is this the calm before the storm?

Zhuge Dachang coughed loudly, almost coughing out his lungs, Wu Ming ignored it, he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, this kid is really bold enough.

With the sound of a "fart beard", Wu Ming turned off the game boredly, and looked up to find that there were dozens of pairs of eyes staring at him, some sympathetic, some contempt, and some frightened......

Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a smile: "Why are you looking at me?" I'm not the examiner! ”

You're not the examiner! But you're better than the examiner!

After being quiet for a few minutes, the problem baby was out again, Wu Ming's mobile phone rang, and a ringtone of desire to die challenged everyone's nerves, and also challenged the examiner's bottom line......

Answering the phone, Yan Ruyu's roar came: "You bastard, come back and cook, you want to starve Miss Ben!" ”

Wu Ming picked his nostrils, and the old god said, "Miss, I'm in the written test, please don't call me, the examiner will be angry." After saying that, hang up directly.

He's already angry, okay! Resentment is pouring out of their heads, and many people are gloating.

At this moment, the fat examiner came to the classroom with more than a dozen applicants, and smiled at the bald examiner: "I brought you fifteen more, there are almost no more people, right?" ”

The bald examiner nodded, and after collecting the form, he said loudly: "Sit all down and prepare for the written exam." ”

Not long after the fat examiner walked out, a girl soon delivered the exam papers.

After the exam papers were handed out, Wu Ming just glanced at them, his calm expression was gone, there were three types of questions in two hundred questions, choice, judgment, fill in the blanks, the questions included ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and even traffic rules, and they were all messed up, looking messy.

The first question is a fill-in-the-blank question: What is the formula for calculating the full area of a cone?

The second question is a multiple-choice question: How many ethnic groups are there in China? a56，b65，c108，d250。

There is no limit to academic qualifications, rely on! Can you answer the first question without going to university? There is a second question that is even more difficult, Wu Ming racked his brains and couldn't remember how many nationalities there were in China, and a voice in the dark reminded him that he was 250!

The bald examiner knocked on the table and said loudly: "You only have half an hour to answer the questions, and you are not allowed to go out of the classroom!" With that, he looked at his watch and announced, "Now the timer begins!" ”

Zhuge Dachang had just filled in his name, and he had already started to answer the questions quickly......

Wu Ming took out his mobile phone, dialed Yan Ruyu's phone, and said in a low voice: "Hehe, Miss Yan, I have two hundred questions I want to ask you!" ”

"Aren't you on the written test?" Yan Ruyu said coldly.

"Alas, it's because I'm in the written test that I called you." Wu Ming's tone was infinitely sad.

"Aren't you? So you want me to help you ......" Yan Ruyu pulled a long tail note, and after making a little suspense, she hummed: "No way." ”

"Answering 200 questions in half an hour, it seems that you can't do it either!" Wu Ming used the most old-fashioned method of agitation.

"Who said Miss Ben couldn't do it? Hum! Turn on the 3G video. ”

Quiet!

Blatant cheating? That's an exaggeration, right? Everyone forgot to answer the question, and all of them turned their eyes to Wu Ming, and then secretly looked at the examiner......

The bald examiner, whose face had always been gloomy, suddenly smiled, nodded and praised: "The bodyguard is to learn to adapt and make the most accurate judgment in the shortest time, Wu Ming, right?" Regardless of your written test score, my comment to you is the same...... Outstanding! ”

Wu Ming just shrugged his shoulders when he heard this, and he didn't raise his head.

Depend on! That's it!

The examination room suddenly became a pot of porridge, and they took out their mobile phones one after another, Baidu's Baidu, and the one who called his mother called his mother......

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Wu Ming had Bluetooth in his ears, a mobile phone camera in one hand, and a pen in the other, but he couldn't keep up with Yan Ruyu's answering speed at all, and frequently called to slow down......

Originally, she just went to the doctor in a hurry, but she didn't expect that Yan Ruyu, a woman, was so powerful, it can be said that she has studied both China and the West, and she can even answer the questions of modern Western history, Wu Ming was secretly frightened.

Big chest and no brain, vice versa? It seems that Yan Ruyu's cleverness is not without reason!

Zhuge Liang has all kinds of things in his chest, and he is rich in five cars, but his thirty-eighth generation grandson Zhuge Dachang has no ink in his chest, and the bright moonlight in front of the bed has to think about it before he can pick up the next sentence.

Of course, if Wu Ming answers, it is estimated that "two pairs of shoes on the ground" is the answer.

Nine out of ten questions will not, Zhuge Dachang is a little at a loss, after seeing Wu Ming's phone call, he quickly stared at the answer, his neck stretched out like a giraffe, and finally found that he was tired and panicked, so he simply moved the table next to Wu Ming and copied it openly......

Twenty minutes later, Wu Ming's mobile phone ran out of battery after a beep!

"Hit me with me!" Zhuge Dachang hurriedly contributed his antique mobile phone.

"Don't you need it? There are only the last twenty questions left, just rely on the wisdom of the two of us......" Wu Ming swept the last few questions, his face froze, and he answered stiffly: "Give me the mobile phone!" ”

Wu Ming took the phone and suddenly froze, he didn't know Yan Ruyu's phone number.

"What's wrong?"

"Ugh! The phone number is in the SIM card, and I don't know her number. Wu Ming smiled bitterly, looked at the antique mobile phone in his hand, and sighed: "Your mobile phone is too backward, you can't check it online if you want to." ”

"It seems that we can only rely on ourselves......" Zhuge Dachang looked at the title and read it out casually: "Who has no death in the ancient ...... of life"

Wu Ming groaned for a while, and replied categorically: "Leave Dan to take care of the sweat!" ”

Hearing Wu Ming's words, someone next to him snickered, and Zhuge Dachang asked cautiously: "Are you sure?" Is this a reliable answer? ”

"Do you have something more reliable?" Wu Ming asked rhetorically, Zhuge Dachang was speechless, and the two quickly put pen to paper and wrote down the answer.

In the eyes of the two men, D is always the most ideal answer, the true/false question is casual ggxx, and the last question is to fill in the blanks, quatrain: two yellow orioles singing green willows, the next sentence is?

The fool must have a thousand thoughts, Zhuge Dachang patted his thigh and said with a smile: "Damn, I taught this question in elementary school, I know." ”

"What's it?"

"Two yellow orioles are singing green willows, and a line of egrets is going to the western sky!"

Wu Ming nodded and praised: "I often hear the phrase 'send you to the west sky' when I watch TV, it seems that it is right, Brother Pig is talented!" ”

"Win and win! Haha......"

Niu didn't know the horns, and the shameless two completed the written test, laughing wildly and without self-knowledge.

"It's time, hand in the papers!" The bald examiner let out a loud shout.

Mourning is everywhere......

It is not an easy task to answer two hundred questions in thirty minutes, let alone whether it is right or wrong, except for Wu Ming and the two, no one can fill in the answer sheet at all.

The bald examiner didn't care about this, and after collecting the exam papers, he said loudly: "You guys wait here, the results of the written test will come out soon." ”

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As soon as the bald examiner left, the classroom immediately became noisy, and soon a small circle was formed, feeling good about himself had begun to look forward to a better future, and those with low self-esteem were a little depressed, Wu Ming put his legs on the table, closed his eyes and recuperated, Zhuge Dachang played the ancient mobile game: Snake.

Twenty minutes later, the bald examiner returned to the classroom, and everyone was silent.

"If I read the name below, I can take the next round of exams......"

Nearly 50 applicants, after the written test, there are more than 20 who have passed, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang both promoted, and there is one more written test score on the registration form, both of them are 90 points, which is the highest score in the written test, and the comments they get are excellent.

Both of them are a little complacent, 90 points, it seems that they only got 20 questions wrong, think about it, they feel a little wrong, there are 20 questions they answered by themselves, it can't be so coincidental, right?

A group of more than 20 people followed the bald examiner who did not smile to the martial arts training ground on the sixteenth floor, the wooden floor was shiny, and the word "martial arts" was written on all four walls, which looked a bit like a martial arts hall, empty, without any equipment, there were more than a dozen people sitting cross-legged inside, a few were foreigners, and even the examiner was a foreigner, a big black man as strong as a mountain.

The black examiner, who spoke English, briefly introduced a dozen men and women sitting cross-legged, all of whom were instructors of the company of Anerle Baoquan, who taught kickboxing, boxing, judo, karate, taekwondo, Muay Thai, and national arts......

This level is all about grappling and grappling!

Candidates can challenge any instructor, but the boxing instructor is not allowed to use his feet, and the judo instructor is not allowed to throw his fists, and other than that, there are not many rules.

As soon as the black examiner finished speaking, there were already applicants who couldn't help jumping out, it was a tall young man with a mustache, and he directly challenged the national arts instructor by name, a short old man who seemed to be a little rickety!

Wu Ming sighed secretly, the most inconspicuous is often the most powerful, and the first bird always dies the fastest.

The little old man walked slowly to the center of the field, just put on a posture, the mustache who applied for the job had no respect for the elderly, and rushed towards the little old man without saying a word, and swept over with a powerful side kick......

Quiet as rotten wood, moving like a rabbit, the little old man's body quickly became shorter, wearing his crotch, his hands pushed to the independent legs of the mustache, the mustache screamed in pain, flew out a few meters away, and covered his thighs for a long time and couldn't get up.

Spike!

Hurry up and be ruthless! This little old man is really amazing! The applicants broke out in a cold sweat, and no one dared to stand up for a long time, Wu Ming twisted his waist and walked out slowly......

"Which instructor are you going to challenge?" The black examiner asked in English.

"Whichever is it!"

Didn't this kid learn the lessons of the budding bird just now? Dare to say such arrogant words, the taekwondo instructor who couldn't hold his breath took the initiative to stand up, a middle-aged uncle with pigtails, a white robe and a black belt, I don't know how many paragraphs it is, but if you can be an instructor, the rank will definitely not be too low.

Wu Ming put on a golden rooster independent posture, his hands were still the whole Dapeng wings orchid fingers, and his body was shaking, like a convulsion.

What about playing?

The pigtail instructor should have a hot temper, and after seeing Wu Ming's strange posture, he rushed towards Wu Ming in a few big strides, without any fancy movements, and directly raised his foot and kicked it straight......

Wu Ming took two steps back in a panic, slipped and fell to the ground under his feet, just dodging a thunderous kick, and the outstretched left foot just happened to trip the pigtail instructor, and unfortunately, the pigtail instructor's groin also happened to hit Wu Ming's erect right knee!

With a muffled snort, the pigtail instructor covered his little brother and rolled on the ground in pain, and the two instructors hurriedly helped him down......

That's too much of a coincidence, isn't it? Could luck have been better? The voice of the people.

Only two people don't think so!

Zhuge Dachang's original solemn expression stretched out, revealing a faint smile, and when he was in line to grab a seat, he didn't get knocked away by himself, so he knew that this kid was not simple, and he was really a master!

The rickety little old man's eyes burst out with a fine light, and he snorted coldly, acting really seamlessly, but unfortunately, the seemingly flawless coincidence is the biggest failure, a taekwondo instructor who specializes in foot kung fu, not everyone can stumble.

Wu Ming coughed lightly, got up, and asked weakly, "Does this count as my win?" ”

"Nope! Not counts! The rickety little old man shouted, walked slowly into the middle of the field again, and pretended to be stupid: "How can coincidences count, come on, come on, compare with my old man." ”

Wu Ming looked sanctimonious: "Doing it to the old man is really morally degenerate, I'm not that kind of person!" ”

The rickety little old man spit on: "A man who has no seeds, a demon!" ”

Wu Ming touched his nose, the corners of his mouth hooked slightly, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll fight you." ”